2023 Houston Astros Thread

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

11 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Look man, I wholeheartedly agree that this argument is dumb as hell and pointless in this thread.  We're merely pointing out that the premise for your "GUNNAR RULES" argument falls apart under the lightest bit of scrutiny, especially when compared to a strikingly similar scenario from only a year ago.

And here's the thing, Gunnar is great!  This has nothing to do with him.  There is just a lot of frustration in here from Astros fans that Yainer isn't even in the ROY discussion.

GUNNAR RULES?  I only reminded someone way up the thread about Gunnar.

The twists and turns this discussion have taken still point to Astros mismanagement of their second or third best hitter.

[We’reTexas 1473]

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Why can’t Brantley play LF?

 

 

[UTexasFight 9432]

He’s so good 

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Goat going to a Goat 

[Dutchrudder 11139]

Cool baseball trivia 

[Smax 3800]

My midget

[Scraps 13561]

Goat doing goat shit

[WBT 20564]

Tuve!!

Great start plus it shut Stanton up for 10 seconds.

[tx 3 putt 76928]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

He’s so good 

If we’re healthy all season, we have the best record in mlb 

Edited September 6, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

I literally love Jose Altuve. 

[Dutchrudder 11139]

Welcome back Eovaldi! 

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Welcome back Eovaldi! 

Does he make the 2nd inning ?

[TexArcher 37774]

Ace, my ass.  Light this 4.00+ career ERA ass up.  

He looks like he can have a month worth of regression in the next hour...

[UTexasFight 9432]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Does he make the 2nd inning ?

Probably not the way we hit him, even when he’s on top of his game 

[TexArcher 37774]

He just threw Tuck 5 straight balls, and none was within 5 inches...

[WBT 20564]

This feels like a gidp

[UTexasFight 9432]

This is a good inning 

Edited September 6, 2023 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Seager sucks 

Chas !!!!!!

[WBT 20564]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

This feels like a gidp

I stand corrected, Rbi machine

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Seager is our best player 

[TexArcher 37774]

Hey, buddy...  Niiiiiiiiiice ERA.......

[WBT 20564]

Chazzy Fizz!  

[UTexasFight 9432]

Double post 

Edited September 6, 2023 by UTexasFight

[Mo Horn 8833]

Nice 1st inning

[Dutchrudder 11139]

Lol, nice call ump

[tx 3 putt 76928]

3 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Seager is our best player 

dusty would never sit Saeger 

[Scraps 13561]

Non headcase Framber tonight and its a win already

Headcase Framber and we need like 6 more runs


Lets just score 15 to be safe

[WBT 20564]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Why can’t Brantley play LF?

 

Saw him in the dugout, so can confirm he's not back in Sugar Land

[uoftorange 1386]

I don't know what that just was from Framber but holy hell that was filthy

[kevwun 15777]

Yeah, fastballs ain't supposed to break like that.

[UTHornFan014 710]

I won't be surprised if we find out in a couple days that Eovaldi tore his UCL again. His fastball velocity is way down. 

[UTexasFight 9432]

That’s 4 in 11 innings if you’re keeping score 

[elfenix 34238]

Tuve bombs

[Mo Horn 8833]

Tuve

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Back to Back 

[cabowabo 4484]

God. Damn.

[WBT 20564]

Lulz

[Js1 85320]

Amazing 

[Scraps 13561]

Anyone who voted Tuve not the GOAT would you like to recast?

[tx 3 putt 76928]

21 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Welcome back Eovaldi! 

We barely knew you …

[Mo Horn 8833]

And Eovaldi is done

[WBT 20564]

Could Altuve's first 5 hit game be all HRs?

[Lat22 4014]

Runs the bases pretty well after those. 

[UTexasFight 9432]

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Does he make the 2nd inning ?

Doesn’t make the 1st if we clear Maldy’s spot to get back ti Tuve that innjng 

[Rimbo 25921]

Don't forget to wash behind your ears, Nate!

[TonyTexas 10510]

Dunning will eat some innings but after that……yum yum

[Mo Horn 8833]

Pena has had a nice last month or so. Found his stroke again. 

[Dutchrudder 11139]

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Does he make the 2nd inning ?

🤣 10 total batters faced. Oof

[tx 3 putt 76928]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Could Altuve's first 5 hit game be all HRs?

he’s on pace for 9 hr’s tonight 

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Rangers thread: altuve is such a cheater 

 

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