2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Rimbo 25752]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Dubon is smoking the ball this series 

I mean everyone is except Tucker and Yordan

[tx 3 putt 76158]

lolololololololololol

don’t let Alvarez get hot !!!!

[Scraps 13531]

I mean everyone is except Tucker and Yordan

Check that

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

We had that coming. Nice professional job by rangers pitcher. 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

10 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Dubon is smoking the ball this series 

I mean everyone is except Tucker and Yordan

y’all keep talking shit about Yordan !

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Reigning champs should ALWAYS be a hard out.

Just keep chopping away.  Remind everyone who is boss.

 

[Scraps 13531]

Does Meyers have an aluminum bat?

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

Reigning champs should ALWAYS be a hard out.

Just keep chopping away.  Remind everyone who is boss.

 

Stay close

get healthy 

make a run

 

[TexArcher 37455]

Y'all remember when it was finally the Rangers' year, until that rickety ass roller coaster track started creaking under the weight of all those fake Rolexes and fake tits in the Arlington bandwagon fan roller coaster cars carrying those bullshit dreams of finally not sucking?

This is fucking delicious.

 

[UTexasFight 9369]

And Altuve is out 

[Huckleberry 32685]

I think Bregman should have acted like a little bitch when he got hit like Semien did in Houston. 

[Dutchrudder 11103]

Someone needs to call the actual Texas Rangers because there is a violent assault happening at Globe Life Field and nobody is doing anything to stop it!

[Rimbo 25752]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

y’all keep talking shit about Yordan !

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Y'all remember when it was finally the Rangers' year, until that rickety ass roller coaster track started creaking under the weight of all those fake Rolexes and fake tits in the Arlington bandwagon fan roller coaster cars carrying those bullshit dreams of finally not sucking?

This is fucking delicious.

 

Arlington ... and regressing to the mean. Name a more iconic duo...

[Dnaguy 11740]

LEt's get Alvarez heated up.

I'm on board.

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Y'all remember when it was finally the Rangers' year, until that rickety ass roller coaster track started creaking under the weight of all those fake Rolexes and fake tits in the Arlington bandwagon fan roller coaster cars carrying those bullshit dreams of finally not sucking?

This is fucking delicious.

 

They irritated me for 1.25 months more than I expected. I put the over under at July 28th as to the last time of the season I would care what they were up to. 

[Rimbo 25752]

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Someone needs to call the actual Texas Rangers because there is a violent assault happening at Globe Life Field and nobody is doing anything to stop it!

[HtownHorn 14446]

Why is Framber still pitching?

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Grae, the human victory cigar is in the game 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

We are one homestand away from out of playoffs. Let’s not suck each others dicks just yet. 

Let’s enjoy it for at least 9 hours! Come on and. celebrate!

[Rimbo 25752]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Why is Framber still pitching?

Spare the bullpen. And only 86 pitches in.

[WBT 20397]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Grae, the human victory cigar is in the game 

Damnit, Tuve needed that 4th HR!

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Arlington ... and regressing to the mean. Name a more iconic duo...

Dallas and 30k millionaire. 

[Rimbo 25752]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I think Bregman should have acted like a little bitch when he got hit like Semien did in Houston. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Dallas and 30k millionaire. 

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Let’s enjoy it for at least 9 hours! Come on and. celebrate!

I’m happy. But not ready to stop worrying. We can’t take this for granted. Have to continue to grind. 

[lilMAC25 3776]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Dallas and 30k millionaire. 

Aggies and not winning championships

[Dnaguy 11740]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Why is Framber still pitching?

bullpen says fuck you brah.

 

[WBT 20397]

It's crazy the way they got that 1 pt safety

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Spare the bullpen. And only 86 pitches in.

This is what Seth marrinez or that other dickhead whose name escapes me are for. For a 3 inning save. 
funny story- old classmate and little league teammate of mine, kids today would call him a frennemy, played 3 years in the major leagues. He had no wins, no losses and 1 save in his career. 3 inning variety in Boston when the A’s were up like 14-2. 

[Rimbo 25752]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

This is what Seth marrinez or that other dickhead whose name escapes me are for. For a 3 inning save. 

2 innings, now.

[Rip76 4909]

This is for all that Harvey bullshit.

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

2 innings, now.

Means no save. 

[tx ind 6995]

All you keep talking shit about Stanton.  Has Blummer ever called a game where Altuve hit 3 HR's in 3 innings, and Maldy hit 2?

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

[Dnaguy 11740]

Maldy and Altuve hit 3 HR in a game?

[Dnaguy 11740]

[Scraps 13531]

Lets go fatboy get us to the post game spread

[Scraps 13531]

STANTON SHUT THE FUCK UP NOONE CARES YOU NEW YORK DOUCHEFUCK. YOU HAVE NO TIES TO THE ASTROS SO GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Halohal 498]

We going to see Dusty pinch hit himself 

[Dnaguy 11740]

1 minute ago, Halohal said:

We going to see Dusty pinch hit himself 

Edited September 6, 2023 by Dnaguy

[Scraps 13531]

Hedges 2 games in a row lmao

[tx 3 putt 76158]

2 minutes ago, Halohal said:

We going to see Dusty pinch hit himself 

Do it, He’s 19 hits shy of 2000

Edited September 6, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[WBT 20397]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

STANTON SHUT THE FUCK UP NOONE CARES YOU NEW YORK DOUCHEFUCK. YOU HAVE NO TIES TO THE ASTROS SO GO FUCK YOURSELF

Why couldn't Julia have covered the booth like yesterday?

[Dutchrudder 11103]

About Altuve hitting 3 Homers this game, and looking to make history....  "Oh, did they take him out of the game already?" 

lol even the Rangers announcers aren't really paying attention. 

[Scraps 13531]

Why couldn't Julia have covered the booth like yesterday?

I dont know she is 100 times better than this dude cause she just sits there quiet for 70 % of the time

[Dnaguy 11740]

Just now, Scraps said:

Hedges 2 games in a row lmao

[elfenix 34168]

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[Scraps 13531]

Hedges shuts us down 2 days in a row

[Dnaguy 11740]

Breggy bomb......

 

[Scraps 13531]

More Yankees talk....cool

[WBT 20397]

Cool, more Yankee stories