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Y'all remember when it was finally the Rangers' year, until that rickety ass roller coaster track started creaking under the weight of all those fake Rolexes and fake tits in the Arlington bandwagon fan roller coaster cars carrying those bullshit dreams of finally not sucking?

This is fucking delicious.

 

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


y’all keep talking shit about Yordan !

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Y'all remember when it was finally the Rangers' year, until that rickety ass roller coaster track started creaking under the weight of all those fake Rolexes and fake tits in the Arlington bandwagon fan roller coaster cars carrying those bullshit dreams of finally not sucking?

This is fucking delicious.

 

Arlington ... and regressing to the mean. Name a more iconic duo...

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Y'all remember when it was finally the Rangers' year, until that rickety ass roller coaster track started creaking under the weight of all those fake Rolexes and fake tits in the Arlington bandwagon fan roller coaster cars carrying those bullshit dreams of finally not sucking?

This is fucking delicious.

 

They irritated me for 1.25 months more than I expected. I put the over under at July 28th as to the last time of the season I would care what they were up to. 

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Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Someone needs to call the actual Texas Rangers because there is a violent assault happening at Globe Life Field and nobody is doing anything to stop it!

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2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I think Bregman should have acted like a little bitch when he got hit like Semien did in Houston. 

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Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Dallas and 30k millionaire. 

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Just now, Honeysucklerose said:


Let’s enjoy it for at least 9 hours! Come on and. celebrate!

I’m happy. But not ready to stop worrying. We can’t take this for granted. Have to continue to grind. 

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1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Spare the bullpen. And only 86 pitches in.

This is what Seth marrinez or that other dickhead whose name escapes me are for. For a 3 inning save. 
funny story- old classmate and little league teammate of mine, kids today would call him a frennemy, played 3 years in the major leagues. He had no wins, no losses and 1 save in his career. 3 inning variety in Boston when the A’s were up like 14-2. 

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2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

STANTON SHUT THE FUCK UP NOONE CARES YOU NEW YORK DOUCHEFUCK. YOU HAVE NO TIES TO THE ASTROS SO GO FUCK YOURSELF

Why couldn't Julia have covered the booth like yesterday?

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