2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13,531]

Someone hit a fucking homer

[Guadaloopy 10,903]

This Altuve kid is all right.  

[Scraps 13,531]

Someone hit a fucking homer

Well ok

[Rip76 4,909]

T-bone

[TonyTexas 10,478]

That had some exit velocity

[elfenix 34,167]

i literally love jose altuve

[Guadaloopy 10,903]

Foul pole HRs trigger my PTSD.  

[runthebone 7,929]

Thank goodness for Jose.  Maybe he can play the second half for Texas, too.

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

Go Team 

[Guadaloopy 10,903]

Is 79 the highest position player number ever for the Astros?

[Dutchrudder 11,103]

There's plenty of room left on the bandwagon for those of you who want to join. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Chas auditioning for the 9 hole lately. Cmon Chazzy. Get hot. 

[Scraps 13,531]

Is 79 the highest position player number ever for the Astros?

Yes only pitchers have worn higher

[Scraps 13,531]

What a clown show

[cabowabo 4,449]

Helluva play there Hector. Lol.

[Guadaloopy 10,903]

This is a terribly frustrating night of sports.  

Fucking Bregs. 

[Scraps 13,531]

Only getting better

[cabowabo 4,449]

Full retard.

[Guadaloopy 10,903]

FUCK

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

what a shitty shitty half inning 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

This team is so fucking bad right now.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

This team can’t get out of its own fucking way. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

I fucking hate this season

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

how many stolen bases is that ?

damn

[Guadaloopy 10,903]

These assholes are going to sweep the Orioles.  

[Scraps 13,531]

These assholes are going to sweep the Orioles.  

Highly doubtful

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

fuuuuuuuuuuck

[Scraps 13,531]

Trash team

[Mo Horn 8,795]

Between this game and and the football game, it's turning into a pretty shitty night. The 2nd martini isn't helping

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

do or die time

[David Dennison 18,603]

At this point, whatever.

[Scraps 13,531]

These fucking guys.

Better get a 4 run lead or shitsticks will blow it

[Guadaloopy 10,903]

Whatever.  This might as well happen.  

[WBT 20,397]

Wasted half our runs this week in a loss

[David Dennison 18,603]

If we win some games, cool, but if this team can't pull it together to beat the A's and Royals, I don't know what to say.

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

go dodgers

[WBT 20,397]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

This is a terribly frustrating night of sports.  

Fucking Bregs. 

Wouldn't make throwing errors if he sat out once a week.

-Dusty

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

[WBT 20,397]

All 3 west teams lose and Toronto wins...again

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

First place bitches !!!!

[Slacks 6,791]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

If I were young and sexy I would consider working this into a tattoo of some sort. 

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

i have to admit---starting to panic.  but the al west has 0 dominant teams.  so i guess it's ok to be the tallest midget.

[Hank Chinaski 6,310]

This has looked like a 90-ish win team all year. It still does. It’s probably closer to a 95-ish win team if the manager plays his best players. But he doesn’t, and that costs the team wins. Those wins were always likely to be the difference between winning the division and missing the playoffs entirely. And here we are.

The pitching regression was always coming; water finds its level. 

[UTexasFight 9,369]

Awesome.

we appear to be starting the rotating off day for all of the stars…

Edited September 17, 2023 by UTexasFight

[Jshep34 2,303]

Dusty would have benched murders row. It can't be stated enough dusty will cost this team a playoff spot.

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

Please don’t get swept today 

[perfectchaos007 6,593]

Scheduled day off for Tucker? The silver lining if we miss the playoffs is Dusty gets fired

[Wulaw Horn 18,963]

17 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Dusty would have benched murders row. It can't be stated enough dusty will cost this team a playoff spot.

Urgency of being 1/2 a game up with 2 to play. 
it’s cranes fault y’all. He allows it and sanctions it. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

can't beat the worst teams of ALL TIME 

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

Astros need to burn some sage around the locker room. Ever since chandler Rome called chas fat, this team has been on a slide.