2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13570]

Someone hit a fucking homer

[Guadaloopy 11012]

This Altuve kid is all right.  

[Scraps 13570]

Someone hit a fucking homer

Well ok

[Rip76 4947]

T-bone

[TonyTexas 10524]

That had some exit velocity

[elfenix 34331]

i literally love jose altuve

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Foul pole HRs trigger my PTSD.  

[runthebone 8029]

Thank goodness for Jose.  Maybe he can play the second half for Texas, too.

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Go Team 

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Is 79 the highest position player number ever for the Astros?

[Dutchrudder 11150]

There's plenty of room left on the bandwagon for those of you who want to join. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Chas auditioning for the 9 hole lately. Cmon Chazzy. Get hot. 

[Scraps 13570]

Is 79 the highest position player number ever for the Astros?

Yes only pitchers have worn higher

[Scraps 13570]

What a clown show

[cabowabo 4513]

Helluva play there Hector. Lol.

[Guadaloopy 11012]

This is a terribly frustrating night of sports.  

Fucking Bregs. 

[Scraps 13570]

Only getting better

[cabowabo 4513]

Full retard.

[Guadaloopy 11012]

FUCK

[tx 3 putt 77336]

what a shitty shitty half inning 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

This team is so fucking bad right now.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

This team can’t get out of its own fucking way. 

[Gourmand 7774]

I fucking hate this season

[tx 3 putt 77336]

how many stolen bases is that ?

damn

[Guadaloopy 11012]

These assholes are going to sweep the Orioles.  

[Scraps 13570]

These assholes are going to sweep the Orioles.  

Highly doubtful

[tx 3 putt 77336]

fuuuuuuuuuuck

[Scraps 13570]

Trash team

[Mo Horn 8853]

Between this game and and the football game, it's turning into a pretty shitty night. The 2nd martini isn't helping

[tx 3 putt 77336]

do or die time

[David Dennison 18945]

At this point, whatever.

[Scraps 13570]

These fucking guys.

Better get a 4 run lead or shitsticks will blow it

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Whatever.  This might as well happen.  

[WBT 20653]

Wasted half our runs this week in a loss

[David Dennison 18945]

If we win some games, cool, but if this team can't pull it together to beat the A's and Royals, I don't know what to say.

[tx 3 putt 77336]

go dodgers

[WBT 20653]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

This is a terribly frustrating night of sports.  

Fucking Bregs. 

Wouldn't make throwing errors if he sat out once a week.

-Dusty

[tx 3 putt 77336]

[WBT 20653]

All 3 west teams lose and Toronto wins...again

[tx 3 putt 77336]

First place bitches !!!!

[Slacks 6859]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

If I were young and sexy I would consider working this into a tattoo of some sort. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

i have to admit---starting to panic.  but the al west has 0 dominant teams.  so i guess it's ok to be the tallest midget.

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

This has looked like a 90-ish win team all year. It still does. It’s probably closer to a 95-ish win team if the manager plays his best players. But he doesn’t, and that costs the team wins. Those wins were always likely to be the difference between winning the division and missing the playoffs entirely. And here we are.

The pitching regression was always coming; water finds its level. 

[UTexasFight 9523]

Awesome.

we appear to be starting the rotating off day for all of the stars…

Edited September 17, 2023 by UTexasFight

[Jshep34 2320]

Dusty would have benched murders row. It can't be stated enough dusty will cost this team a playoff spot.

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Please don’t get swept today 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Scheduled day off for Tucker? The silver lining if we miss the playoffs is Dusty gets fired

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

17 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Dusty would have benched murders row. It can't be stated enough dusty will cost this team a playoff spot.

Urgency of being 1/2 a game up with 2 to play. 
it’s cranes fault y’all. He allows it and sanctions it. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

can't beat the worst teams of ALL TIME 

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Astros need to burn some sage around the locker room. Ever since chandler Rome called chas fat, this team has been on a slide.