2023 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20998]

Ted!!

28/28 club

[Mo Horn 8939]

Tuck

[Scraps 13812]

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[UTexasFight 9819]

16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Im done hate watching this team. Until the org forces Dusty to put out the death lineups in the postseason. If we make it 

 

[WBT 20998]

I like Yainer

[Mo Horn 8939]

Nope, no reason for Diaz to play on a regular basis

[WBT 20998]

We're never getting O'Hearn out.

Seeing eye dp ball

[David Dennison 19569]

Fun!

[Mo Horn 8939]

JFC

 

Edited September 20, 2023 by Mo Horn

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Don't know how many of you will agree with me on this, but here's my take: We're not very good. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Hunter to the pen. Two innings and get him out. 

[WBT 20998]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Don't know how many of you will agree with me on this, but here's my take: We're not very good. 

Not right now

[Halohal 554]

Watching Baltimore feed and Reggie Jackson in the studio. Was asked what you do with a hanging curve ball (in reference to Hunter)... "when someone throws you a mattress ball , you lay on it". Other topics good to but inning over.

[David Dennison 19569]

He just can't help himself.

[WBT 20998]

Of course

[MirrOlure 15317]

Will there be a worse baserunner in the HOF 10 years from now?

[Scraps 13812]

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[Mo Horn 8939]

Of fucking course it comes when it should be a 2 run HR

[UTexasFight 9819]

34 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Not a popular take, but Bregman should not be in the #2 spot. Nothing higher than 7th IMO. 

He’s fine there

[UTHornFan014 755]

We are dumb, baseball is dumb 

[Mo Horn 8939]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

He’s fine there

That HR doesn't change my opinion

[Halohal 554]

Challenge that

[Mo Horn 8939]

That's gonna leave a mark

[tx 3 putt 78759]

51 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Not a popular take, but Bregman should not be in the #2 spot. Nothing higher than 7th IMO. 

Calling up Julks ?

[WBT 20998]

2-3-4 due up.  Maybe limit them to a solo shot this time?

[WBT 20998]

Hot damn, a 1-2-3 inning 

[WBT 20998]

Official scorer is drunk again

[WBT 20998]

Peña closing in on .600 ops

[WBT 20998]

And altuve level tootblan-ing from Dubon

Edited September 20, 2023 by WBT

[Mo Horn 8939]

We're idiots on the basepaths 

[UTexasFight 9819]

Who else just knew they’d see Altuve sliding in to the waiting glove at 2nd on the throw back to that base after tagging out dubon?

[tx 3 putt 78759]

42 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Don't know how many of you will agree with me on this, but here's my take: We're not very good. 

and somehow in contention to win the division. Must be dumb luck, because per this  thread we have the worst lineup every night, worst coach, worst coaching staff, worst bench players …. Maybe the other teams are letting us win ?

[Dnaguy 12723]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

and somehow in contention to win the division. Must be dumb luck, because per this  thread we have the worst lineup every night, worst coach, worst coaching staff, worst bench players …. Maybe the other teams are letting us win ?

 

People are used to Astros playing at an elite level.

This team is not elite.

It has some elite guys, in a division with other non elite teams, with a coach who's makes the wrong move constantly and won't stop fucking things up, a front office who allows it, and a pitching staff that's tired..... as a result of a manager who's hallmark throughout his career is burning out pitchers.

It's not rocket science.

We'd have 10 more wins if a llama coached the Astros.

Hold that. 

A sweater made of llama wool could coach better that the DB we have.

[David Dennison 19569]

Setting up the DP.

Smart.

[Mo Horn 8939]

See ya Hunter. Thanks for the non-quality start 

[Wulaw Horn 19599]

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

and somehow in contention to win the division. Must be dumb luck, because per this  thread we have the worst lineup every night, worst coach, worst coaching staff, worst bench players …. Maybe the other teams are letting us win ?

That’s literally not what anyone says dude. They say (and it’s true) that our manager is a half wit that rarely plays our best lineups but that we have a bunch of talent. 
none of that is hard to fathom- watch the team or look at plate appearances and lineup cards. 

Brown has a 1.9 era in his wins and an 8.9 era in his losses. 
and here comes the arsonist. 

[David Dennison 19569]

[WBT 20998]

Toronto won in the Bronx

[tx 3 putt 78759]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Not good

Not good 

[Wulaw Horn 19599]

The arsonist strikes again! 
2 inherited runners and they both score! 
Just like always. 

[utxmike05 1833]

Buncha clowns. I can't take this shit. It's September, fellas!!  We choke with RISP  

Please stop playing at home. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

So I guess we have to be Red Sox and As fans now.

[Dnaguy 12723]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

The arsonist strikes again! 
2 inherited runners and they both score! 
Just like always. 

 

Maton should only throw when up by 10.

What's that?

WE've burned all our other guys?

You don't say.

[David Dennison 19569]

I think I've reached acceptance.

 

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Feels like we are watching the passing of the torch. 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

and somehow in contention to win the division. Must be dumb luck, because per this  thread we have the worst lineup every night, worst coach, worst coaching staff, worst bench players …. Maybe the other teams are letting us win ?

I wish they'd let us win a lot more often. 

Seriously, as lousy as our offense has been for long stretches this year, of late our pitching has been an even bigger culprit. We've had a ton of uncharacteristic meltdowns on the mound. Overuse, injury, bad luck, poor coaching/managing...whatever's been going on, it's clearly not the mark of a contender. And in many cases our shoddy defense has thrown gas on the fire.

Somebody will win the division. That team might then win the WS. Hopefully that's us. But unless our guys unwedge their heads soon, they're about to go fishing. That's the reality of it. 

[WBT 20998]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The arsonist strikes again! 
2 inherited runners and they both score! 
Just like always. 

A bunt hit and a 79 mph flare to right when he had the hitter way out in front.  Unfortunately the runs still count.

[Chuckie Finster 23099]

Kinda looking forward to a stress-free October.

[tx 3 putt 78759]

Nice boot 

[Mo Horn 8939]

Me thinks we are done here tonight. I'm heading on vacation for the next 2 1/2 out of the country so will see scores but won't follow any games. By the time I get back the season will be over as well as the wild cards. Hopefully we can get hot and go on a run. If not tonight will be the last Astros game I'll see this year. I'll leave it in your hands Surly.