2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Chas to IL with a back issue 

 

[runthebone 7929]

As in back of the eye/retina?

[kevwun 15595]

His eye never made sense to me.  Back I can see because he hit the wall pretty hard.

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

God forbid Diaz ever get the chance to catch someone other than “brother brown” or maldy not get 80% of the playing time all season at 38 years old or whatever he is. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Rylan Bannon called up. Snore.

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

4 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Rylan Bannon called up. Snore.

Who the fuck is rylan bannon? 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

5 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Rylan Bannon called up. Snore.

All 5-8 of him? The new Toy Cannon, I guess. Get the train ready. 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

14 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Rylan Bannon called up. Snore.

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

Ryla Banon is tearing up sugar land so far to the tune of an OPS of 599. Hopefully he can start for a week in a row. 

[formermav43 4599]

8 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Ryla Banon is tearing up sugar land so far to the tune of an OPS of 599. Hopefully he can start for a week in a row. 

Ideally, he has good speed and can lead off.

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

41 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Ideally, he has good speed and can lead off.

Not sure if you saw but that’s OPs, not ObP. His OBP is like 240 I think. Jeremy Peña blushes. Hell, Jake Meyer blushes. 

[Scraps 13531]

Vlady jr just hit a BP homer off the top of the gold 2017 world champs banner

[formermav43 4599]

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Not sure if you saw but that’s OPs, not ObP. His OBP is like 240 I think. Jeremy Peña blushes. Hell, Jake Meyer blushes. 

Those fancy stats don’t mean anything when your gut says he should be leading off. It’s the best way to build his confidence.

Edited April 18, 2023 by formermav43

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Chas to IL with a back issue 

 

All part of Dusty’s master plan. 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

$1 dog night 

 

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

$1 dog night 

 

How much does the chili cost?  

[tx 3 putt 76159]

33 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

How much does the chili cost?  

Free but + $1.50 for you. It was good chili

[WBT 20397]

50 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

$1 dog night 

 

$1 dogs + $5 for the chili?

[WBT 20397]

No jalapeños?  Have they put the tubs back out?  The little packages aren't the same.  f covid.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

$1 dogs + $5 for the chili?

My grandmother is sitting is in the handicapped and wanted chili <<< after you order and pay 

[WBT 20397]

Y'all keep talking shit about machete

[UTexasFight 9369]

Idk about the chili, but the runs are most definitely free

[tx 3 putt 76159]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Idk about the chili, but the runs are most definitely free

It’s good chili 

[Mo Horn 8795]

This game so far is the epitome of the season. We normally light Bassit up, but tonight he's perfect through 2. It's really though.

[rvm96 1643]

3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

God forbid Diaz ever get the chance to catch someone other than “brother brown” or maldy not get 80% of the playing time all season at 38 years old or whatever he is. 

He has caught for Urquidy twice but I get your point. 

[Js1 85056]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

$1 dogs + $5 for the chili?

We paid $3 for the chili 

[Limp Brisket 546]

Can we score some fucking runs?

[YChang 3430]

So far this season, it’s been one promising step forward and then tumble back a flight of stairs. 

[WBT 20397]

Starting with the 1st game in Pittsburgh we've gone WLWLWLW?

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Can we score some fucking runs?

You’ll get shut out and like it

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Fuckin’ Chapman.  

[UTexasFight 9369]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Chas to IL with a back issue 

 

Sorry if they discussed on tv, but Ford said he tweaked it in the weight room

 

Expecting him to be ready when he’s direst eligible to come off the IL next week 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Sorry if they discussed on tv, but Ford said he tweaked it in the weight room

 

Expecting him to be ready when he’s direst eligible to come off the IL next week 

dusty was spotting him !

[Scraps 13531]

Meyers swinging 2-0 count is dumb as fuck. Dude you stand there and make him throw 3 strikes.

I hate you.

[Rip76 4909]

Pets heads and such.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Oh God. No. I can’t handle it

[Honeysucklerose 957]

What the heck is happening here

[tx 3 putt 76159]

This isn’t good

[rvm96 1643]

Oh fuck

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

Shit…

[Storm the Field 5270]

Tucker staying in. Probably out after this AB and off tomorrow, one would assume.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Pull Yordan 

[WBT 20397]

rope a dope

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Respect, Tuck.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Respect, Tuck.

He was in major pain 

[rvm96 1643]

Stop putting Pressly in for non save situations please. 

[runthebone 7929]

What happened to Yordan?

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Stop putting Pressly in for non save situations please. 

JK Dusty is a genius

[tx 3 putt 76159]

 

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, runthebone said:

What happened to Yordan?

Twisted his his left ankle when he turned to leave the batters box on his way to first base.