2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 78997]

DBacks don’t give a fuck 

[patrickdrinksbeer 859]

Toronto with a stacked bench this afternoon.

[wood 11790]

[Dutchrudder 11271]

Just now, patrickdrinksbeer said:

Toronto with a stacked bench this afternoon.

Everybody wants the twins!

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

3-0 Stros.  

[WBT 21199]

JP!!

Always good to get the pitcher up in the 1st

[UTexasFight 9842]

Cleared Maldy!!!!

 

 

 

About to be butthole puckering  time in the visiting dugout in Seattle 

[tx 3 putt 78997]

Damn, we might even see Diaz today

human victory cigar

Edited October 1, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[UTexasFight 9842]

11 up and 11 down in Seattle.

Neither team wants to plays today 

[Wulaw Horn 19606]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Less than four hours until wulaw’s annual rant about carrying three catchers on the playoff roster. Not that it matters since dipshit can’t figure out the best way to use the current two catchers.

At this point why bother carrying two?  But yeah- that’s what should happen.  But nihilism has taken over and I honestly can’t even be bothered to post what a smart organization should do. 
but yeah- WC should be 10 pitchers, 3 catchers, a dedicated PR and a dedicated fielder.  But yeah- what’s the point?  

[UTexasFight 9842]

4-0 rays batting with bases loaded and no outs top of 2.

 

 

I have a bad feeling Seattle is  going to fuck us in to the 5 seed 

Edited October 1, 2023 by UTexasFight

[cabowabo 4697]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

4-0 rays batting with bases loaded and no outs top of 2.

 

 

I have a bad feeling Seattle is  going to fuck us in to the 5 seed 

Yeah, we need to keep our game pretty close so we can blow it if Texas gets a big lead. 
The Jays are clearly blowing the game on purpose because they’d rather play Minn. too. 

Edited October 1, 2023 by cabowabo

[WBT 21199]

Bregs going for the reverse cycle 

[UTexasFight 9842]

Bregs making a bid to join Scott with division clinching personal heroics 

[tx 3 putt 78997]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Yeah, we need to keep our game pretty close so we can blow it if Texas gets a big lead. 

If dusty wanted to lose, he would have started Diaz 

[Dutchrudder 11271]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Yeah, we need to keep our game pretty close so we can blow it if Texas gets a big lead. 

Why? Just put in Graveman and intentionally walk 12 straight batters to give them 9 runs and you're good.

[WBT 21199]

Semien strands a runner on 2nd 

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

This is why I couldn’t understand why people wanted Toronto to lose any game the last two weeks. It was always 2 or 6 seeds we wanted, now it appears we will be headed to Tampa. I’m not depending on Seattle for anything today

[oh_snap 694]

4 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

This is why I couldn’t understand why people wanted Toronto to lose any game the last two weeks. It was always 2 or 6 seeds we wanted, now it appears we will be headed to Tampa. I’m not depending on Seattle for anything today

Yeah can’t trust Seattle. Maybe Tampa decides they’d prefer Toronto and starts laying down. Which would be Herculean given they’re up 8-0…. And it starts, now only 8-3 as I typed this

[HtownHorn 15261]

Blue Jays ain't fucking around with the 5th seed.

[Pimphand 6513]

31 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

Toronto with a stacked bench this afternoon.

They have every reason imaginable to want to lose. Minnesota/AL West is orders of magnitude better than Tampa/Baltimore.

The real concern is are the Mariners gonna lay down before it is all said and done.

[WBT 21199]

Kirby 45 pitches through 4 scoreless

[David Dennison 19593]

NM

Edited October 1, 2023 by David Dennison

[HtownHorn 15261]

Just now, WBT said:

Kirby 45 pitches through 4 scoreless

He doesn't want to go out there for the 5th.

[Slacks 7131]

4 hours ago, Mez2 said:

Because I'm mexican? 

[HtownHorn 15261]

Former Astros Tyler Heineman didn't get the memo.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

rangers about to choke

[wood 11790]

1-0 Ms.

[WBT 21199]

Seattle up on bases loaded hbp.

Not fair they're trying so hard!

[UTexasFight 9842]

Oops

Edited October 1, 2023 by UTexasFight

[Js1 87401]

Give it to him! 

[tx 3 putt 78997]

Bwahahahahahaha

[oh_snap 694]

Lmao

[Js1 87401]

Booo 

[Gut Wagon 8235]

Come on. A Little League HR should still be a homer. 

[Wulaw Horn 19606]

Rangers announcers are so salty right now. It’s glorious. 

[cabowabo 4697]

Listening to the Rangers announcers bitch about Arizona’s performance is funny as shit. 

[WBT 21199]

Kirby 75 pitches through 6

[wood 11790]

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Rangers announcers are so salty right now. It’s glorious. 

Got damn those dipshits are literally the worst.

[wood 11790]

Re: the Mariners, no matter how much or little the rest of the team cares about this game, I guarantee the dude on the bump (Kirby) cares & doesn't wanna give 'em anything at all. 

Edited October 1, 2023 by wood

[David Dennison 19593]

They pulled Kirby.

[wood 11790]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

They pulled Kirby.

After 75 pitches? Got dammit.

[UTexasFight 9842]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

They pulled Kirby.

And Raleigh and JRod

 

buckle up…

Edited October 1, 2023 by UTexasFight

[cabowabo 4697]

1 minute ago, wood said:

After 75 pitches? Got dammit.

And brought in a minor league pitcher who retired the side in order. 

[UTexasFight 9842]

Mariners reliever gets them 1,2,3.

[wood 11790]

Berroa 3 up 3 down in the 7th though.

[WBT 21199]

Someone named Prelander Berroa made his mlb debut and threw a 1-2-3 7th

[wood 11790]

Just now, cabowabo said:

And brought in a minor league pitcher who retired the side in order. 

Yep. That'll work. 

[Dutchrudder 11271]

Mariners subbed 3 guys who were a collective 0-9, so it was probably the right decision...

[Wulaw Horn 19606]

The rangers started DUNNING on 3 days rest and came with perez as their first reliever out of the pen. 
If we blow the division to this squad of regards traveling minstrels should sing of this nonsense for 1000 years.