2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Pimphand 5736]

7 minutes ago, texasgangordie said:

Seeing far too many Horns fans on socials repping that team from south oklahoma. It’s Astros gang around here and we’ll whip that dallas ass again if necessary

Eh let them have their day they earned it by demolishing the Rays...

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

We need to take care of whoever we get starting Saturday. Worry about the alcs opponent when it gets here.

[Scraps 13561]

So if it is the Twins I guess they throw Ryan gm 1, Lopez gm 2 and Gray gm 3

[Pimphand 5736]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So if it is the Twins I guess they throw Ryan gm 1, Lopez gm 2 and Gray gm 3
 

Assuming Toronto continues to choke on applesauce over the next 6 outs yeah this seems likely...

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

[Scraps 13561]

Mashitty got some new kicks

[Jshep34 2308]

Well duh. He is going to be our manager next season when Dusty leaves.

Don't you put that evil on us

[henrygandorf 29189]

33 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So if it is the Twins I guess they throw Ryan gm 1, Lopez gm 2 and Gray gm 3

yes.

[henrygandorf 29189]

if correa and duran want to have little nagging hand injuries that last for a week or so, i'll allow it.

[Scraps 13561]

Durans got him all fucked up

Well for 2 pitches lol

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

This is the perfect matchup for us. Now just need to take care of the biz. 

[cabowabo 4484]

Fuck Minnesota.  Fuck Correa. 

[TexArcher 37774]

Okay, Twins it is.

Astros in 4.

Let's do it.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

Duran showed up with the red ass. 

[LTtxfan 49173]

Carlos is headed to H-Town  

[Scraps 13561]

Joe Ryan prepare your anus

[TonyTexas 10510]

40 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

This is the perfect matchup for us. Now just need to take care of the biz. 

Tell me why you think this. Team stats are pretty comparable. 

[Hornsbay22 467]

Lets fuck these guys up.

[patrickdrinksbeer 788]

Duran showed up with the red ass. 

he was nasty af in that 9th inning

[tx 3 putt 76907]

We need to sweep these guys 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

We need to sweep these guys 

They ain’t fucking around. Just win, baby. 

[UTexasFight 9431]

Gray for only one start (and possibly available in relief for game 5) is good for our chances.

[henrygandorf 29189]

 

[The Dog 44020]

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

 

They never learn.

[Pimphand 5736]

10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

They never learn.

Well hopefully by next Friday the 14th we have a clip of Arlington wanting Houston too

[Hornsbay22 467]

16 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Give them the damn October smoke.

[Jebus 1305]

22 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

As soon as I saw the first second of this clip I knew I didn't even need to unmute my audio.  These fans sure got real cocky real fast, considering they root for a team that just broke an 18 game postseason losing streak. 

[ChickenSandwich 9833]

3 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Pretty much already knew this but this might be new leader in the club house for my all time MLB "what if" scenario: What if that rat fuck Fiers was just a little bit better in 2019 and didn't get totally blown out in those two starts at Minute Maid...does he move on with what was left of his career (not much) and this whole thing maybe never gets out? Or maybe it gets out way later when he is looking for some cash and a book deal or something and it doesn't blow up nearly as much (no huge investigation)?

 

Nope. Would have just delayed it. Rat would have written a book or some shit years later and then the speculation would truly be beyond 2017. 

[Rip76 4925]

Let’s Fucking Go!!!!

 

 

[huge 3793]

Good luck fuckers

[Pimphand 5736]

Sure would be nice if they would go ahead and post the times now that the field is set....

[Nice Guy Eddie 13511]

25 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Sure would be nice if they would go ahead and post the times now that the field is set....

Yep. I’m assuming that we get the 3rd slot so we don’t overlap the Tex-Bal game on FS1

[utxmike05 1828]

"We want Houston".  -Team who finally won 2 post season games. 

Welp. You guys know what to do now. 
 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx_7yU-r4HW/?igshid=MWZjMTM2ODFkZg==

 

 

 

 

Edited October 5, 2023 by utxmike05

[Scraps 13561]

Catches

[tx 3 putt 76907]

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Catches

 

surly thread - how dare you share Julks and Dubon making some good catches !!!!!!

 

Edited October 5, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[BrazilHorn 6586]

Be careful what you wish for Twins. 
 

Crushed fan bases out front should have told you. 

[formermav43 4606]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

surly thread - how dare you share Julks and Dubon making some good catches !!!!!!

 

 

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Got a time for Saturday yet?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13511]

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Got a time for Saturday yet?

Nope. Someone at MLB headquarters must have wanted to go home on time and make the call Thursday morning. Ridiculous that we’re two days out with the teams set and they won’t announce the times. I assume we will find out this AM.

[TonyTexas 10510]

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Got a time for Saturday yet?

 

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Nope. Someone at MLB headquarters must have wanted to go home on time and make the call Thursday morning. Ridiculous that we’re two days out with the teams set and they won’t announce the times. I assume we will find out this AM.

The MLB app is showing 3:45CT

Tex/Bal at 12:00

Phil/Atl at 5:07

Az/LA at 8:20

Edited October 5, 2023 by TonyTexas

[TonyTexas 10510]

 

[Scraps 13561]

ESPN has the same as above for all except our game still TBD.

Shows we play Sunday night at 7pm 

 

Edit-  posting before the choadler tweet was posted so nevermind

Edited October 5, 2023 by Scraps

[APMP 688]

Anyone got 4 tickets to Saturday they willing to sell before I pay StubHub fees?

[runthebone 7976]

44 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Nope. Someone at MLB headquarters must have wanted to go home on time and make the call Thursday morning. Ridiculous that we’re two days out with the teams set and they won’t announce the times. I assume we will find out this AM.

They were waiting to see whether the Yankees and Red Sox were going to make it.

[APMP 688]

Anyone got 4 tickets to Saturday they willing to sell before I pay StubHub fees?

Screw it, pulled the trigger. Section 313 holla.

[Pimphand 5736]

That Tuesday start time blows ass...

[runthebone 7976]

Tuesday’s forecast is low of 40, high of 54, so it’s better to play in the afternoon

 

[perfectchaos007 6635]

8 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

That Tuesday start time blows ass...

Even without the redsox and Yankees in the playoffs the Astros still get the weekday afternoon game 😡 

[Pimphand 5736]

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Tuesday’s forecast is low of 40, high of 54, so it’s better to play in the afternoon

Yeah I forgot they refused to build a retractable roof when they replaced the HHH shitpile...

[TonyTexas 10510]

Yanier makes Baseball America’s All- Rookie team at catcher despite Dusty’s fuckery. 
https://www.baseballamerica.com/stories/2023-baseball-america-mlb-all-rookie-team/