2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Pimphand 6503]

7 minutes ago, texasgangordie said:

Seeing far too many Horns fans on socials repping that team from south oklahoma. It’s Astros gang around here and we’ll whip that dallas ass again if necessary

Eh let them have their day they earned it by demolishing the Rays...

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

We need to take care of whoever we get starting Saturday. Worry about the alcs opponent when it gets here.

[Scraps 13821]

So if it is the Twins I guess they throw Ryan gm 1, Lopez gm 2 and Gray gm 3

[Pimphand 6503]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So if it is the Twins I guess they throw Ryan gm 1, Lopez gm 2 and Gray gm 3
 

Assuming Toronto continues to choke on applesauce over the next 6 outs yeah this seems likely...

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

[Scraps 13821]

Mashitty got some new kicks

[Jshep34 2445]

Well duh. He is going to be our manager next season when Dusty leaves.

Don't you put that evil on us

[henrygandorf 29231]

33 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So if it is the Twins I guess they throw Ryan gm 1, Lopez gm 2 and Gray gm 3

yes.

[henrygandorf 29231]

if correa and duran want to have little nagging hand injuries that last for a week or so, i'll allow it.

[Scraps 13821]

Durans got him all fucked up

Well for 2 pitches lol

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

This is the perfect matchup for us. Now just need to take care of the biz. 

[cabowabo 4693]

Fuck Minnesota.  Fuck Correa. 

[TexArcher 39109]

Okay, Twins it is.

Astros in 4.

Let's do it.

[Fudge Nuggets 19494]

Duran showed up with the red ass. 

[LTtxfan 50046]

Carlos is headed to H-Town  

[Scraps 13821]

Joe Ryan prepare your anus

[TonyTexas 10814]

40 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

This is the perfect matchup for us. Now just need to take care of the biz. 

Tell me why you think this. Team stats are pretty comparable. 

[Hornsbay22 487]

Lets fuck these guys up.

[patrickdrinksbeer 859]

Duran showed up with the red ass. 

he was nasty af in that 9th inning

[tx 3 putt 78931]

We need to sweep these guys 

[Fudge Nuggets 19494]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

We need to sweep these guys 

They ain’t fucking around. Just win, baby. 

[UTexasFight 9839]

Gray for only one start (and possibly available in relief for game 5) is good for our chances.

[henrygandorf 29231]

 

[The Dog 44930]

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

 

They never learn.

[Pimphand 6503]

10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

They never learn.

Well hopefully by next Friday the 14th we have a clip of Arlington wanting Houston too

[Hornsbay22 487]

16 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Give them the damn October smoke.

[Jebus 1346]

22 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

As soon as I saw the first second of this clip I knew I didn't even need to unmute my audio.  These fans sure got real cocky real fast, considering they root for a team that just broke an 18 game postseason losing streak. 

[ChickenSandwich 10003]

3 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Pretty much already knew this but this might be new leader in the club house for my all time MLB "what if" scenario: What if that rat fuck Fiers was just a little bit better in 2019 and didn't get totally blown out in those two starts at Minute Maid...does he move on with what was left of his career (not much) and this whole thing maybe never gets out? Or maybe it gets out way later when he is looking for some cash and a book deal or something and it doesn't blow up nearly as much (no huge investigation)?

 

Nope. Would have just delayed it. Rat would have written a book or some shit years later and then the speculation would truly be beyond 2017. 

[Rip76 5024]

Let’s Fucking Go!!!!

 

 

[huge 3831]

Good luck fuckers

[Pimphand 6503]

Sure would be nice if they would go ahead and post the times now that the field is set....

[Nice Guy Eddie 13766]

25 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Sure would be nice if they would go ahead and post the times now that the field is set....

Yep. I’m assuming that we get the 3rd slot so we don’t overlap the Tex-Bal game on FS1

[utxmike05 1833]

"We want Houston".  -Team who finally won 2 post season games. 

Welp. You guys know what to do now. 
 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx_7yU-r4HW/?igshid=MWZjMTM2ODFkZg==

 

 

 

 

Edited October 5, 2023 by utxmike05

[Scraps 13821]

Catches

[tx 3 putt 78931]

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Catches

 

surly thread - how dare you share Julks and Dubon making some good catches !!!!!!

 

Edited October 5, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[BrazilHorn 6859]

Be careful what you wish for Twins. 
 

Crushed fan bases out front should have told you. 

[formermav43 4631]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

surly thread - how dare you share Julks and Dubon making some good catches !!!!!!

 

 

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Got a time for Saturday yet?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13766]

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Got a time for Saturday yet?

Nope. Someone at MLB headquarters must have wanted to go home on time and make the call Thursday morning. Ridiculous that we’re two days out with the teams set and they won’t announce the times. I assume we will find out this AM.

[TonyTexas 10814]

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Got a time for Saturday yet?

 

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Nope. Someone at MLB headquarters must have wanted to go home on time and make the call Thursday morning. Ridiculous that we’re two days out with the teams set and they won’t announce the times. I assume we will find out this AM.

The MLB app is showing 3:45CT

Tex/Bal at 12:00

Phil/Atl at 5:07

Az/LA at 8:20

Edited October 5, 2023 by TonyTexas

[TonyTexas 10814]

 

[Scraps 13821]

ESPN has the same as above for all except our game still TBD.

Shows we play Sunday night at 7pm 

 

Edit-  posting before the choadler tweet was posted so nevermind

Edited October 5, 2023 by Scraps

[APMP 688]

Anyone got 4 tickets to Saturday they willing to sell before I pay StubHub fees?

[runthebone 8380]

44 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Nope. Someone at MLB headquarters must have wanted to go home on time and make the call Thursday morning. Ridiculous that we’re two days out with the teams set and they won’t announce the times. I assume we will find out this AM.

They were waiting to see whether the Yankees and Red Sox were going to make it.

[APMP 688]

Anyone got 4 tickets to Saturday they willing to sell before I pay StubHub fees?

Screw it, pulled the trigger. Section 313 holla.

[Pimphand 6503]

That Tuesday start time blows ass...

[runthebone 8380]

Tuesday’s forecast is low of 40, high of 54, so it’s better to play in the afternoon

 

[perfectchaos007 6791]

8 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

That Tuesday start time blows ass...

Even without the redsox and Yankees in the playoffs the Astros still get the weekday afternoon game 😡 

[Pimphand 6503]

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Tuesday’s forecast is low of 40, high of 54, so it’s better to play in the afternoon

Yeah I forgot they refused to build a retractable roof when they replaced the HHH shitpile...

[TonyTexas 10814]

Yanier makes Baseball America’s All- Rookie team at catcher despite Dusty’s fuckery. 
https://www.baseballamerica.com/stories/2023-baseball-america-mlb-all-rookie-team/