2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Guest]

Yordan drags his nuts across their face for good measure.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Bam!!

[WBT 20997]

Hammerin' Yordan!!

He went up and got that one.

[dr99 566]

Did you hear how sad Amin was on that HR call?

Edited October 10, 2023 by dr99

[UTexasFight 9819]

What a terrible sequence

 

hes been chasing up there

By not when you throw 5 in the same spot….at 91/92

 

[UTexasFight 9819]

Hahahahahaha

[Overlord 366]

He’s going to break record for home runs in a single postseason. 
 

What is the record? Who knows. But he gonna break it. 

[Horn80 6361]

Fuck you Twins.  Astros!

[elfenix 34780]

who is  this abreu?

[Smax 3800]

Beautiful

[UTexasFight 9819]

Twins better be careful…. This is starting to be reminiscent of a certain Memorial Day weekend series 

[Ojo Rojo 2061]

Fuck yes!!!! Leave no doubt!

[Js1 87287]

Upper decker!

[HOOKEM4 5198]

No lube!

[Guest]

pitch Maldy in the 9th

[WBT 20997]

Did Abreu have a 2 HR game all season?

[cabowabo 4692]

Screw the 107p start tomorrow. Go Rangers.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Road warriors 😤

[Gourmand 7778]

KEEP TALKIN SHIT!!!

[huge 3831]

Abreu saved all his shit for the post season, I'll allow it

[Ojo Rojo 2061]

Diaz, you chode! Stop proving us wrong about you.

[Overlord 366]

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

He’s going to break record for home runs in a single postseason. 
 

What is the record? Who knows. But he gonna break it. 

10 home runs

 

Randy Arozarena set the single-postseason mark with 10 home runs over 20 games of the Tampa Bay Rays' World Series runner-up finish in 2020.

Edit: May be difficult, considering the many walks he’s looking at. 

Edited October 10, 2023 by Overlord

[UTexasFight 9819]

In this series, Yordan has a 1.333 OPS.

check that. 1.333 HR/G

OPS is 2.205.

[Storm the Field 5367]

Twins should keep letting Ober pitch in this series.

[oh_snap 694]

Did Yanier get the golden sombrero on strike two? Wtf just happened

[Scraps 13812]

Did Abreu have a 2 HR game all season?

Yep...destroyed the Rangers butthole

[Pimphand 6380]

 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Screw the 107p start tomorrow. Go Rangers.

Nah

[UTPhil2006 3930]

7 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Feels like a good day for 10 runs 

This guy fucks 

[Js1 87287]

1 minute ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Diaz, you chode! Stop proving us wrong about you.

Rusty bc he never fucking plays 

[tx 3 putt 78756]

Don’t let Abreu heat up !!!!

[WBT 20997]

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

10 home runs

 

Randy Arozarena set the single-postseason mark with 10 home runs over 20 games of the Tampa Bay Rays' World Series runner-up finish in 2020.

too soon

[Pimphand 6380]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

KEEP TALKIN SHIT!!!

Always

[UTexasFight 9819]

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Upper decker!

It looks way more impressive on TV in person. Their stands are right on top of the field.

 

But still 440 which is a BOMB

i remember Springer hitting one damn near the top of that 2nd deck that I thought had to be over 500’ and don’t think it cleared 450 

Edited October 10, 2023 by UTexasFight
Nm. It was bomb. https://www.mlb.com/news/astros-george-springer-hits-473-foot-homer-c233586304

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Did you here how sad Amin was on that HR call

No my TV has been on mute for all but 1 pitch.  I am happier for it.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Let’s save some for tomorrow guys!

[UTexasFight 9819]

3 minutes ago, Overlord said:

10 home runs

 

Randy Arozarena set the single-postseason mark with 10 home runs over 20 games of the Tampa Bay Rays' World Series runner-up finish in 2020.

So Yordan is on pace to break that by game 4 of the LCS

[perfectchaos007 6780]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Let’s save some for tomorrow guys!

Agreed. We don't want 10+ runs given our history. 9 is perfect

[Guest]

7 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Feels like a good day for 10 runs 

10 runs total.

Close enough.

[David Dennison 19569]

6 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Screw the 107p start tomorrow. Go Rangers.

[Pimphand 6380]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

So Yordan is on pace to break that by game 4 of the LCS

We just need some nice symmetry where Yordan closes it out with 2 HR tomorrow.

[kevwun 16449]

I like work baseball.  The day goes much faster.

[Rimbo 27091]

17 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

it's like all our players who were good last year, then shitty all during the season, suddenly remembered how to fucking ball

Oh, I know why.

Away game. Duh.

[Rimbo 27091]

13 minutes ago, slorch said:

Yordan drags his nuts across their face for good measure.

[WBT 20997]

Montero time!

[UTexasFight 9819]

Throw strikes 

[Fudge Nuggets 19476]

Throw fucking strikes, asshole. 

[David Dennison 19569]

Sigh.

[Overlord 366]

Just now, WBT said:

Montero time!

He needs a good, clean inning. Get some of last year’s confidence. 
 

Walking first guy not good start

[Pimphand 6380]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Montero time!

Brand new Cadillacs getting handed out to the Twins tonight.

[tx 3 putt 78756]

He’s just setting up the DP