2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Damn damn damn 

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

I’m not gonna be able to handle some bitch rookie beating us 

[cabowabo 4692]

Stellar D to start. 

[WBT 20994]

damnit slappy, that's 2

Edited October 16, 2023 by WBT

[Mo Horn 8939]

WTF kinda throw was that? Fuck

[UTexasFight 9819]

Bad JV.

 

great

[tx 3 putt 78730]

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Fuck. I don’t have a good feeling. Never did. 

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Hold them to 1

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

You don’t need to highlight that the Astros have a shit offense. 

Jv throwing BP 

[Macklemore 2945]

Come on JV. It’s like he is throwing batting practice out there.

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Good lord throw strikes

[cabowabo 4692]

Living dangerously. 

[Mo Horn 8939]

Well, this isn't good

[tx 3 putt 78730]

[TexArcher 39074]

I'm about to get angry.

[Pimphand 6376]

4 pitch walk to the 9 hitter with 2 outs and 2 on what the shit is this? It isn't the World Series yet.

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Throw a fucking strike 

[WBT 20994]

Four pitch walk to #9.  Challenge someone.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Let’s pitch around the 9 hole hitter

[TexArcher 39074]

Jesus, he doesn't seem like he trusts his fastball at all.

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

Welp roof ducked us. That’s an out otherwise. 

[Mo Horn 8939]

Nice to limit the damage

[Dutchrudder 11246]

Whew....

[Dnaguy 12693]

[hornmpa96 2669]

Let’s get it back now

[oh_snap 694]

Ok let’s get that run back… and more

[TexArcher 39074]

Whew.

Okay, runs, please.  For my heart.

[Limp Brisket 549]

Keep hitting Montgomery hard.

[WBT 20994]

nice job

This isn't a fucking hoedown fox, cut it out.

[Macklemore 2945]

Very fortunate to get out of that inning with giving up just 1 run. JV doesn’t look sharp.

[tx 3 putt 78730]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp roof ducked us. That’s an out otherwise. 

i thought we were about to get screwed 

[Smax 3800]

4 pitch walk to the 9 hitter with 2 outs and 2 on what the shit is this? It isn't the World Series yet.

Maldy calling a hell of a game so far

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Keep hitting Montgomery hard.

need to rattle him, asap 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Jesus, he doesn't seem like he trusts his fastball at all.

I don't either against this bunch. They hammer mistakes, and at this juncture a flat middle fastball is a mistake. 

[WBT 20994]

abreu back to cleanup huh?  cool cool

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

3 minutes ago, Smax said:

7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

4 pitch walk to the 9 hitter with 2 outs and 2 on what the shit is this? It isn't the World Series yet.

Maldy calling a hell of a game so far

He’s the worst hitting and defensive catcher in the history of playoff baseball and you will put some respect on his name!

Edited October 16, 2023 by Mitch Hedberg

[Mo Horn 8939]

Tuck needs to get hot. He wasn't last series. 

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Good at bar, make him throw pitches 

[Lat22 4086]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

nice job

This isn't a fucking hoedown fox, cut it out.

You don’t like “Deep in the Heart of Texas”?

[oh_snap 694]

Great AB there by Abreu to work the count and get a hit. 

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

King tuck needs to start hitting like a king again

[tx 3 putt 78730]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

King tuck needs to start hitting like a king again

bregman too 

[Limp Brisket 549]

Chaz wasn’t gonna let shit go by without swinging at it lol

[Dnaguy 12693]

Ugh.

[Mo Horn 8939]

Womp, womp after a good start

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

Difference right now is defense. They made two good plays on Bregman and Tucker. We failed to make a couple plays by Abreu. 

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Well jv needs to get in a rhythm and keep it at 1 for a few innings and hope we have a big inning to take a lead or this so gonna get ugly

[Dnaguy 12693]

Rangers look dialed in and Astros not matching their intensity. 
Weird to be out swaggered.

Still early. That’s good

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

King tuck needs to start hitting like a king again

I’ll accept average major league batter