2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76295]

Damn damn damn 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

I’m not gonna be able to handle some bitch rookie beating us 

[cabowabo 4452]

Stellar D to start. 

[WBT 20411]

damnit slappy, that's 2

Edited October 16, 2023 by WBT

[Mo Horn 8807]

WTF kinda throw was that? Fuck

[UTexasFight 9375]

Bad JV.

 

great

[tx 3 putt 76295]

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Fuck. I don’t have a good feeling. Never did. 

[tx 3 putt 76295]

Hold them to 1

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

You don’t need to highlight that the Astros have a shit offense. 

Jv throwing BP 

[Macklemore 2871]

Come on JV. It’s like he is throwing batting practice out there.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Good lord throw strikes

[cabowabo 4452]

Living dangerously. 

[Mo Horn 8807]

Well, this isn't good

[tx 3 putt 76295]

[TexArcher 37506]

I'm about to get angry.

[Pimphand 5592]

4 pitch walk to the 9 hitter with 2 outs and 2 on what the shit is this? It isn't the World Series yet.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Throw a fucking strike 

[WBT 20411]

Four pitch walk to #9.  Challenge someone.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Let’s pitch around the 9 hole hitter

[TexArcher 37506]

Jesus, he doesn't seem like he trusts his fastball at all.

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

Welp roof ducked us. That’s an out otherwise. 

[Mo Horn 8807]

Nice to limit the damage

[Dutchrudder 11113]

Whew....

[Dnaguy 11763]

[hornmpa96 2598]

Let’s get it back now

[oh_snap 694]

Ok let’s get that run back… and more

[TexArcher 37506]

Whew.

Okay, runs, please.  For my heart.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Keep hitting Montgomery hard.

[WBT 20411]

nice job

This isn't a fucking hoedown fox, cut it out.

[Macklemore 2871]

Very fortunate to get out of that inning with giving up just 1 run. JV doesn’t look sharp.

[tx 3 putt 76295]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp roof ducked us. That’s an out otherwise. 

i thought we were about to get screwed 

[Smax 3800]

4 pitch walk to the 9 hitter with 2 outs and 2 on what the shit is this? It isn't the World Series yet.

Maldy calling a hell of a game so far

[tx 3 putt 76295]

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Keep hitting Montgomery hard.

need to rattle him, asap 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Jesus, he doesn't seem like he trusts his fastball at all.

I don't either against this bunch. They hammer mistakes, and at this juncture a flat middle fastball is a mistake. 

[WBT 20411]

abreu back to cleanup huh?  cool cool

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

3 minutes ago, Smax said:

7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

4 pitch walk to the 9 hitter with 2 outs and 2 on what the shit is this? It isn't the World Series yet.

Maldy calling a hell of a game so far

He’s the worst hitting and defensive catcher in the history of playoff baseball and you will put some respect on his name!

Edited October 16, 2023 by Mitch Hedberg

[Mo Horn 8807]

Tuck needs to get hot. He wasn't last series. 

[tx 3 putt 76295]

Good at bar, make him throw pitches 

[Lat22 3994]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

nice job

This isn't a fucking hoedown fox, cut it out.

You don’t like “Deep in the Heart of Texas”?

[oh_snap 694]

Great AB there by Abreu to work the count and get a hit. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

King tuck needs to start hitting like a king again

[tx 3 putt 76295]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

King tuck needs to start hitting like a king again

bregman too 

[Limp Brisket 546]

Chaz wasn’t gonna let shit go by without swinging at it lol

[Dnaguy 11763]

Ugh.

[Mo Horn 8807]

Womp, womp after a good start

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

Difference right now is defense. They made two good plays on Bregman and Tucker. We failed to make a couple plays by Abreu. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Well jv needs to get in a rhythm and keep it at 1 for a few innings and hope we have a big inning to take a lead or this so gonna get ugly

[Dnaguy 11763]

Rangers look dialed in and Astros not matching their intensity. 
Weird to be out swaggered.

Still early. That’s good

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

King tuck needs to start hitting like a king again

I’ll accept average major league batter