2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Fitting end to the series: Brantley and Tucker do nothing with RISP.

[Smax 3,800]

Go phillies/diamondbacks

[Pimphand 6,369]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Fuck these fucks 

No fuck you stupid sunshine pump fucks.

[LCHorn 2,751]

Just now, Smax said:

Go phillies/diamondbacks

Yeah, I’m not pulling for the Rangers.  

[Dutchrudder 11,243]

Ah, we'll get 'em next year. It sucks, but that's baseball. 

[David Dennison 19,529]

Just now, LCHorn said:

Yeah, I’m not pulling for the Rangers.  

Of course not.

But I think they're going to win.

[TexArcher 39,063]

Disgusting.

Go Phillies.

Fuck.

[Bevo&Pevo 5,517]

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

Yeah, I’m not pulling for the Rangers.  

X2

Rangers get their suck factor from being in such close proximity to Oklahoma. 

Edited October 24, 2023 by Bevo&Pevo

[David Dennison 19,529]

Just now, Pimphand said:

No fuck you stupid sunshine pump fucks.

[Storm the Field 5,366]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Astros offense in the 4 games this series at MMP. 

 

 

Holy shit, not a single crooked number. Anyone got a tally of LOB during those 36 innings? Gotta be at least 25, right?

[Guadaloopy 11,129]

[Pimphand 6,369]

One team in history has gone 0-4 at home in history and they have done it twice.

Go fuck every last piece of your garbage ass soul

[utxmike05 1,833]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Astros offense in the 4 games this series at MMP. 

 

 

Pathetic they can't score more than one run an inning. They score 20 something runs in 3 games at Globe. And those 60 something runs in that last reg season game at Globe.  
 

This is more a player problem. Not just coaching.

[UTexasFight 9,814]

2 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Holy shit, not a single crooked number. Anyone got a tally of LOB during those 36 innings? Gotta be at least 25, right?

32

4 for 31 RISP.

2 for 14 tonight alone.

[utxmike05 1,833]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

One team in history has gone 0-4 at home in history and they have done it twice.

Go fuck every last piece of your garbage ass soul

Burn down MMP. I'm not paying to see anymore games there.  Season ticket prices should come back down to reality. 

[cafe society 2,903]

37 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Motherfucker has a Bonds head for sure.  Maybe he’s just a genetic freak, who knows.  

Lofl.  He doesn't, hell, he doesn't even have a Bagwell head.  You guys, sheesh.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,117]

We are about to see what type of GM Dana Brown is and/or Crane will let him do anything. The real MVP of the Rangers is Chris Young. He rebuilt that team over the last year. We’ve got some serious work to do to stay relevant in our division much less the AL. Free agent market is weak so I’m not sure how much help we will find there. Some bold trades might be in order. But we shall see. And have an exorcism in Minute Maid because that place is cursed.

[Stros121 3]

Can we get AJ back? 

[Fudbelty 2,809]

Great season series. Great Championship Series. Next year should be insane. Send some good juju our way just for the next series.

[TejasPedro 1,916]

We need a GM that can find some real talent in free agency not Astros retreads like the Will smiths of the baseball world. Stop getting those guys and expecting to make chicken salad out of dog shit

[HtownHorn 15,229]

Just now, Stros121 said:

Can we get AJ back? 

Fuck no. He's a shitty manager. He's a younger Dusty Baker, he doesn't make his team better.

[formermav43 4,625]

I’d settle for not actively making the team worse.

[Storm the Field 5,366]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

32

4 for 31 RISP.

2 for 14 tonight alone.

Good lord, Crane should personally issue refunds. 

That's genuinely hard to believe. 

[TejasPedro 1,916]

Can we fire Baggie from his role as official hanger-onner?

[Pimphand 6,369]

6 minutes ago, Stros121 said:

Can we get AJ back? 

Fuck that scrub he did the same 0-4 at home trick. Go ear every piece of ass

[Guadaloopy 11,129]

Get it all out now @Pimphand   

It’s a safe space.   

[UTexasFight 9,814]

More champagne being sprayed in the MMP visitor clubhouse?

or Ceaser’s Sportsbook executive offices?

[Fudge Nuggets 19,453]

Meh.

[Planet Houston 4,950]

Brutal ending guys. Thanks for trusting me with starting the season thread again. We ain’t going anywhere. 

[Sgt Hulk 14,427]

Good series Astros. Fuck all of Houston but still good series. 

[MirrOlure 15,270]

Good series Astros. Fuck all of Houston but still good series. 

Actually, the series sucked donkey dick. Carry on…

[Sgt Hulk 14,427]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Actually, the series sucked donkey dick. Carry on…

I enjoyed it 

[Guadaloopy 11,129]

Planet Houston done turned out the lights, y’all.  

[petscii 1,195]

I dunno how I am going to feel game one, but right now I'm still on FUCK THE RANGERS mode...

Edited October 24, 2023 by petscii

[UTPhil2006 3,930]

 

I’ll see y’all at the UT v LSU game in a few months. 

[Napoleon 8,830]

27 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

 

I’ll see y’all at the UT v LSU game in a few months. 

Idogg!!

Spaceman!