2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fitting end to the series: Brantley and Tucker do nothing with RISP.

[Smax 3800]

Go phillies/diamondbacks

[Pimphand 5733]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Fuck these fucks 

No fuck you stupid sunshine pump fucks.

[LCHorn 2615]

Just now, Smax said:

Go phillies/diamondbacks

Yeah, I’m not pulling for the Rangers.  

[Dutchrudder 11134]

Ah, we'll get 'em next year. It sucks, but that's baseball. 

[David Dennison 18850]

Just now, LCHorn said:

Yeah, I’m not pulling for the Rangers.  

Of course not.

But I think they're going to win.

[TexArcher 37767]

Disgusting.

Go Phillies.

Fuck.

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

Yeah, I’m not pulling for the Rangers.  

X2

Rangers get their suck factor from being in such close proximity to Oklahoma. 

Edited October 24, 2023 by Bevo&Pevo

[David Dennison 18850]

Just now, Pimphand said:

No fuck you stupid sunshine pump fucks.

[Storm the Field 5294]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Astros offense in the 4 games this series at MMP. 

 

 

Holy shit, not a single crooked number. Anyone got a tally of LOB during those 36 innings? Gotta be at least 25, right?

[Guadaloopy 10960]

[Pimphand 5733]

One team in history has gone 0-4 at home in history and they have done it twice.

Go fuck every last piece of your garbage ass soul

[utxmike05 1828]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Astros offense in the 4 games this series at MMP. 

 

 

Pathetic they can't score more than one run an inning. They score 20 something runs in 3 games at Globe. And those 60 something runs in that last reg season game at Globe.  
 

This is more a player problem. Not just coaching.

[UTexasFight 9429]

2 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Holy shit, not a single crooked number. Anyone got a tally of LOB during those 36 innings? Gotta be at least 25, right?

32

4 for 31 RISP.

2 for 14 tonight alone.

[utxmike05 1828]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

One team in history has gone 0-4 at home in history and they have done it twice.

Go fuck every last piece of your garbage ass soul

Burn down MMP. I'm not paying to see anymore games there.  Season ticket prices should come back down to reality. 

[cafe society 2860]

37 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Motherfucker has a Bonds head for sure.  Maybe he’s just a genetic freak, who knows.  

Lofl.  He doesn't, hell, he doesn't even have a Bagwell head.  You guys, sheesh.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

We are about to see what type of GM Dana Brown is and/or Crane will let him do anything. The real MVP of the Rangers is Chris Young. He rebuilt that team over the last year. We’ve got some serious work to do to stay relevant in our division much less the AL. Free agent market is weak so I’m not sure how much help we will find there. Some bold trades might be in order. But we shall see. And have an exorcism in Minute Maid because that place is cursed.

[Stros121 4]

Can we get AJ back? 

[Fudbelty 2787]

Great season series. Great Championship Series. Next year should be insane. Send some good juju our way just for the next series.

[TejasPedro 1857]

We need a GM that can find some real talent in free agency not Astros retreads like the Will smiths of the baseball world. Stop getting those guys and expecting to make chicken salad out of dog shit

[HtownHorn 14665]

Just now, Stros121 said:

Can we get AJ back? 

Fuck no. He's a shitty manager. He's a younger Dusty Baker, he doesn't make his team better.

[formermav43 4606]

I’d settle for not actively making the team worse.

[Storm the Field 5294]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

32

4 for 31 RISP.

2 for 14 tonight alone.

Good lord, Crane should personally issue refunds. 

That's genuinely hard to believe. 

[TejasPedro 1857]

Can we fire Baggie from his role as official hanger-onner?

[Pimphand 5733]

6 minutes ago, Stros121 said:

Can we get AJ back? 

Fuck that scrub he did the same 0-4 at home trick. Go ear every piece of ass

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Get it all out now @Pimphand   

It’s a safe space.   

[UTexasFight 9429]

More champagne being sprayed in the MMP visitor clubhouse?

or Ceaser’s Sportsbook executive offices?

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

Meh.

[Planet Houston 4930]

Brutal ending guys. Thanks for trusting me with starting the season thread again. We ain’t going anywhere. 

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Good series Astros. Fuck all of Houston but still good series. 

[MirrOlure 14760]

Good series Astros. Fuck all of Houston but still good series. 

Actually, the series sucked donkey dick. Carry on…

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Actually, the series sucked donkey dick. Carry on…

I enjoyed it 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Planet Houston done turned out the lights, y’all.  

[petscii 1189]

I dunno how I am going to feel game one, but right now I'm still on FUCK THE RANGERS mode...

Edited October 24, 2023 by petscii

[UTPhil2006 3805]

 

I’ll see y’all at the UT v LSU game in a few months. 

[Napoleon 8661]

27 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

 

I’ll see y’all at the UT v LSU game in a few months. 

Idogg!!

Spaceman!