Dumb Ways to Die: Personal Edition

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16 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Baking soda is basic (alkaline). It’s why any cleaning idea that  involves combining it with vinegar (unless you want the foaming action of the reaction) is sorta dumb. 

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6 minutes ago, troph said:

Mormons can’t drink coffee?

I’m out. 

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8 minutes ago, troph said:

Mormons can’t drink coffee?

It’s not the coffee part, it’s the caffeine.   So that rules out most soda and energy drinks as well. Like some folks with near beer, most don’t even bother with decaf coffee either.  Donny OsmondJr would check to make sure his cocoa hadn’t been exposed to any of the coffee machines either.  They’re as particular about caffeine as they are with alcohol when it comes to cross contamination. Considering he has so many children, I dunno how they do it with no caffeine:  nicest family you’d ever want to meet though.  

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Doesn’t cocoa have caffeine?

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On 3/31/2023 at 8:47 AM, troph said:

Mormons can’t drink coffee?

And they wear weird underwear made out of like burlap.

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On 3/30/2023 at 9:21 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

I’ve had 2 cups of coffee in my life (not Mormon- tastes gross) so I’m not exactly an expert, but what the fuck is a descaler?  My parents and wife both drink plenty of coffee and I’m pretty sure I’ve never heard that word before. 

Are you 12 ? 

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17 minutes ago, baboso said:

And they wear weird underwear made out of like burlap.

I was told it was unique special underwear was I wrong to assume that meant sexy sexy? 

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4 minutes ago, troph said:

I was told it was unique special underwear was I wrong to assume that meant sexy sexy? 

Yes.