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[Cairn Horn88 8,434]

Just indicted in NY.

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[SimonBolivar 10,961]

[Guest]

Does. Not. Matter.

(Unfortunately)

[mdmost 43,294]

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Asking for a friend, does anybody in Austin know how a person would go about buying crystal meth and/or heroin?

I'll be at the Four Seasons in 30 minutes.  

[mchookem 16,514]

???

[4th&Five 41,701]

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,242]

[David Dennison 19,117]

 

[Gap03 3,345]

[Woland 749]

Lock him up!

[4th&Five 41,701]

 

[sidis 9,832]

 

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Everyone please remember, this is not the thing.  This is the thing that gets us to the thing.  

But we should certainly enjoy him being processed and the ensuing fundraise grift after that.  

Seriously though, let's smoke drugs and shit lightning.  

[aggie08 21,578]

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

This fuck is going to ask to be handcuffed just to enrage his base further.

Edited March 30, 2023 by aggie08

[bolverk 29,807]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

[TexLonghorn 5,732]

Will they have handcuffs small enough for his tiny little hands?

[Beau Vine 54,834]

Should I start the Daily Texan thread?

Edited March 30, 2023 by Beau Vine

[shnsajax 3,592]

Hoping this leads to a stroke.

[bolverk 29,807]

1 minute ago, TexLonghorn said:

Will they have handcuffs small enough for his tiny little hands?

Cannot wait to see it for real.

[Dahobbs 17,803]

9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Asking for a friend, does anybody in Austin know how a person would go about buying crystal meth and/or heroin?

I'll be at the Four Seasons in 30 minutes.  

You're right near some great places to score crack. Or at least that was true 15 years ago. 

[Biff Tannen 45,763]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Should I start the Daily Texan thread

Please do

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,822]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Should I start the Daily Texan thread

How do you even do that?  

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1 minute ago, TexLonghorn said:

Will they have handcuffs small enough for his tiny little hands?

First thing you have to do as the arresting officer is get that little ladies watch off his fat wrist, then you can cuff him.

"Those are nice handcuffs, Mr. President.  Do they make them for men?"  

I dunno, I'm just so fucking giddy.  Nothing will come of these charges, but it begins the federal process of pinning into a corner for more serious shit.  From which he will act out foolishly and end up dying from stress.  He's gonna die soon and we're all gonna get laid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[DDD Dad 14,369]

In on page 1.

[mdmost 43,294]

 

[Ted Lange 16,153]

MLB opening day and a Trump Indictment?

 

[Cairn Horn88 8,434]

3 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Hoping this leads to a stroke.

Who's?

[safe sex 11,807]

Please face some actual consequences

[Biff Tannen 45,763]

Since this seems to be a thread mainly for gifs

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OMFG, I'm at the AT&T Conference Center right now.  It's wall-to-wall gorgeously fit track and field female athletes from LSU, Oklahoma, and FSU.  There's a literal brass band in the courtyard and everybody is grooving out and checking their phones to learn the news.  And the dinner at the Four Seasons is starting soon and all the old white people are grumpy and the rest of us are ear to ear smiles.  I mean, it's hot women from Louisiana jamming out to CNN and a live brass line.  This is so fucking cool.  

[shnsajax 3,592]

I'm a little surprised he hasn't posted anything on Truth in a couple of hours.

[Beau Vine 54,834]

 

[staboner 5,015]

 

[The Dog 44,180]

1 minute ago, shnsajax said:

I'm a little surprised he hasn't posted anything on Truth in a couple of hours.

oh he will. he can't help himself. 

[nbmishoid 976]

At last, sweet mystery of life, I’ve found you

[Underdog 28,868]

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[shnsajax 3,592]

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Who's?

Trump, Hannity, Tucker, Alex Jones, Dinesh, Trump Jr., Drunken Judge Jeanine...............

[4th&Five 41,701]

 

[Beau Vine 54,834]

[TXSooner518 2,439]

Can we please have him arrested by the absolute meatheadiest, steroid-ridden, "STOP RESISTING" cops we can find? I'd definitely pay four figures to watch him just get bludgeoned ruthlessly about the head, neck, torso, and shoulders, tazed, and other assorted fun. 

[4th&Five 41,701]

 

[mchookem 16,514]

somebody better do a wellness check on TTom

[Beau Vine 54,834]

Just now, mchookem said:

somebody better do a wellness check on TTom

I don't need to check -- he's not well.

Edited March 30, 2023 by Beau Vine

[4th&Five 41,701]

[Beau Vine 54,834]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,825]

29 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Does. Not. Matter.

(Unfortunately)