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[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

 

[BrickHorn 18215]

Can a convicted felon run for president? Asking for a stupid fucking asshole.

[The Ace of Aces 5175]

 

Edit oh ok way late. Ads are taking over every post so can’t follow well on mobile

Edited March 31, 2023 by The Ace of Aces

[Anastasis 23454]

Do they put him on a scale during the booking procedures?

[aggie08 21481]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Why all the furor on the right? Trump finally won a popular vote. 

Yep, still just as funny the 8th time. Carry on.

[Goredho 17394]

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The important thing is that his idiot followers have to defend him paying off a porn star, and they have to do it publicly while trying to deny that he had an affair with her.  Or paid her for sex.

LBJ would be proud. 

Are we sure that’s all this is?  I mean 34 counts in his indictment amid chatter that the Trump Org CFO might have flipped.  If that’s true, I’m guessing he at least knows of a lot more illegality than porn star hush money.

[HenryJames 66033]

 

[conVINCEd 21469]

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Do they put him on a scale during the booking procedures?

Stop at a truck weigh station on the way downtown?

[Neonmoon 38129]

4 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Are we sure that’s all this is?  I mean 34 counts in his indictment amid chatter that the Trump Org CFO might have flipped.  If that’s true, I’m guessing he at least knows of a lot more illegality than porn star hush money.

I’m guessing tax fraud if Weisselberg flipped? 

[TwiceHorn 31434]

7 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Can a convicted felon run for president? Asking for a stupid fucking asshole.

Yes, dammit.

[GenXer 2850]

Stormy Daniels still bringing the satisfaction.

[TwiceHorn 31434]

One of the more difficult aspects of convicting Trump for this or other offenses is proving his personal knowledge of the "affair."

He could very well have said, "pay her off, do what you need to do" and left it at that.  Or, even if that didn't happen, it could probably be fairly credibly characterized that way.  Remember that paying her off, itself, is not illegal.  In this particular case, it's hiding those payments as payments of legal fees (falsification of documents), and for the benefit of the candidate/campaign.

A guy like Pecker or Weisselberg could establish that he knew the payments needed to be disguised and endorsed that plan. among other things.  Cohen could, but he's got credibility problems.

Edited March 31, 2023 by TwiceHorn

[Biff Tannen 45661]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

I cannot rep this enough

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

36 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Yesterday I’m at work in the morning and I look over and three feet from me was Robert DeNiro sitting down in the corner of our bar. I would have enjoyed seeing him there today instead to see the reaction on his face to this news.

I guess it’s nyc but in the morning?

[mchookem 16318]

14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

omg this is art right here im dying 🤣🤣🤣

Edited March 31, 2023 by mchookem

[Mole 4330]

35 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Good album

I like my Sturm und Drang old school.

 

[GenXer 2850]

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

I may end up sleeping in airport parking garage as I plan on drinking on plane to celebrate!!!

Says the pilot

[WhatTheBuck 28771]

39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

34 fucking counts 😂😂😂😂😂

 

[SizzleChest 8283]

 

[UpperWestside 6159]

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I guess it’s nyc but in the morning?

He wasn’t drinking. Just sitting in a quiet corner having an espresso. Same spot I sit in when I don’t want to hear much in the way of noise when I begin my day. The only people drinking in the morning are the Europeans. 

Edited March 31, 2023 by UpperWestside

[Underdog 28544]

30 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

That's a big twinkie. 

Sound on. 

 

[UpperWestside 6159]

 

[YGIFS 19449]

I've made a terrible mistake.  I smoked the aluminum foil and shoved the meth up my butthole.  Dammit.  This is why we can't have nice things.  

[freyguy 4258]

 

 

[dcbc 14464]

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I've made a terrible mistake.  I smoked the aluminum foil and shoved the meth up my butthole.  Dammit.  This is why we can't have nice things.  

Sir, this is an Arby's.

[Francisco 2.0 32386]

 

 

[F250 28761]

27 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Stormy Daniels still bringing the satisfaction.

[YGIFS 19449]

Just now, dcbc said:

Sir, this is an Arby's.

Well then fucking man up and squirt a packet up my butthole to take the edge off.  I got way too crazy once I read the news.  I am fucking freaking out right now! 

[Goredho 17394]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

I've made a terrible mistake.  I smoked the aluminum foil and shoved the meth up my butthole.  Dammit.  This is why we can't have nice things.  

If this is true, your deed might have just surpassed Ashli Babbit’s January 6th protest as the dumbest act inspired by Donald Trump.

[GenXer 2850]

1 hour ago, Clintonaldo said:

I think this is a mistake. It’s just going to make his idiot supporters like him more. 

The ultra magas will become super max magas

[Biff Tannen 45661]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I've made a terrible mistake.  I smoked the aluminum foil and shoved the meth up my butthole.  Dammit.  This is why we can't have nice things.  

I think I did that with my first home made bong in middle school.

[Biff Tannen 45661]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Robert Costa...ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!

[tx 3 putt 76862]

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

but soros !!!!!!

[YGIFS 19449]

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

If this is true, your deed might have just surpassed Ashli Babbit’s January 6th protest as the dumbest act inspired by Donald Trump.

Wait, it's all good.  I doubled back and checked everything out. I shoved my aluminum foil up your mom's butthole, smoked the meth, and called your Dad.  We're all good in the 'hood.  This is gonna be a fantastic weekend.  

[Underdog 28544]

And on top of this unprecedented good news, Rush Limbaugh remains sober going on 772 days now.  

[0xdeadbeef 1645]

If the dems had just ignored him, he probably wouldn't even get the Republican nomination.  So many people have moved on.

Fuck.

Hush money to a stripper?  That's the primary charge that's being talked about?  Not embezzlement of US funds, not treason, not any great crime empire? Business shenanigans related to an affair?   They better have more than that when they unseal the charges or this going to backfire. 

Before you scream that that it can't backfire and he's done, remember back to 2015.  You probably through he would never win, and you probably didn't know anyone who voted for him.  But he did win.

If he beats these charges, this validates any kind bat-shit they're-out-to-get-me story that they want to make up.

If they don't get a solid and swift conviction, (and unless the charges have some bombshells, they probably won't get either) this is going to be a fucking shitshow.

 

 

[CooterBrown 18001]

49 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Do they put him on a scale during the booking procedures?

Right after they make him spread his cheeks and shine a flashlight up his taint. 

[aggie08 21481]

3 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

If the dems had just ignored him, he probably wouldn't even get the Republican nomination.  So many people have moved on.

Fuck.

Hush money to a stripper?  That's the primary charge that's being talked about?  Not embezzlement of US funds, not treason, not any great crime empire? Business shenanigans related to an affair?   They better have more than that when they unseal the charges or this going to backfire. 

Before you scream that that it can't backfire and he's done, remember back to 2015.  You probably through he would never win, and you probably didn't know anyone who voted for him.  But he did win.

If he beats these charges, this validates any kind bat-shit they're-out-to-get-me story that they want to make up.

If they don't get a solid and swift conviction, (and unless the charges have some bombshells, they probably won't get either) this is going to be a fucking shitshow.

 

 

The people who are going to vote for him because he's mired in a "witch hunt" criminal trial were already going to vote for him.

[GenXer 2850]

25 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

He wasn’t drinking. Just sitting in a quiet corner having an espresso. Same spot I sit in when I don’t want to hear much in the way of noise when I begin my day. The only people drinking in the morning are the Europeans. 

 

[Bullneck 19070]

6 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

If the dems had just ignored him, he probably wouldn't even get the Republican nomination.  So many people have moved on.

Fuck.

Hush money to a stripper?  That's the primary charge that's being talked about?  Not embezzlement of US funds, not treason, not any great crime empire? Business shenanigans related to an affair?   They better have more than that when they unseal the charges or this going to backfire. 

Before you scream that that it can't backfire and he's done, remember back to 2015.  You probably through he would never win, and you probably didn't know anyone who voted for him.  But he did win.

If he beats these charges, this validates any kind bat-shit they're-out-to-get-me story that they want to make up.

If they don't get a solid and swift conviction, (and unless the charges have some bombshells, they probably won't get either) this is going to be a fucking shitshow.

 

 

Want to know how I know you haven't been paying attention?

[Neonmoon 38129]

3 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

If the dems had just ignored him, he probably wouldn't even get the Republican nomination.  So many people have moved on.

Fuck.

Hush money to a stripper?  That's the primary charge that's being talked about?  Not embezzlement of US funds, not treason, not any great crime empire? Business shenanigans related to an affair?   They better have more than that when they unseal the charges or this going to backfire. 

Before you scream that that it can't backfire and he's done, remember back to 2015.  You probably through he would never win, and you probably didn't know anyone who voted for him.  But he did win.

If he beats these charges, this validates any kind bat-shit they're-out-to-get-me story that they want to make up.

If they don't get a solid and swift conviction, (and unless the charges have some bombshells, they probably won't get either) this is going to be a fucking shitshow.

 

 

The “dems” didn’t do shit. Trump has committed a litany of crimes before, during, and after office. The law finally holding him accountable is a good thing. 

[tx 3 putt 76862]

46 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Stormy Daniels still bringing the satisfaction.

She threw in the second f*cking for free !

heart of gold 

[Fudge Nuggets 19184]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Alright, the bath salts are wearing off.  A lot of innocent people are gonna die this week from MAGA-inspired mass shootings.  We are so fucked.  At least Don, Jr. got a hot batch...so that's something....

[tx 3 putt 76862]

So does the spineless weenie turn himself in or does he tell the state of NY - ‘come get me !’

[Jhawkmvp 1489]

Nothing like waking up in Asia to a Trump indictment and MAGA tears in my cup. This was seen as the weakest of the cases, 34 counts probably means they got more serious dirt than just the Stormy pay off not to talk about Trump's micro phallus.  Going to be funny to see the idiots he scrounges up to represent him in all these court rooms he will be inhabiting soon.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

The response of NYPD is going to be interesting here.

I’m guessing 80+% of them are hardcore MAGA. I’ll go ahead and predict this is going to test that force mightily.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[HenryJames 66033]