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[tx 3 putt 77057]

Trumps lawyer doesn’t seem very good …..

 

[tx 3 putt 77057]

😂😂😂😂

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

And we all know Tacopants is THE one to trust about this. 

/s

[C-Man 27230]

On 5/2/2023 at 4:29 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Trumps lawyer doesn’t seem very good …..

 

[tx 3 putt 77057]

The testimony from another female reporter yesterday was brutal. She worked for people a magazine, covering reality stars (very new at the time). Goes down to mar a lago and trump pinned her against the wall to kiss her, she’s about to get raped. Staff walked in to let her know melanoma was ready to be interviewed 

Edited May 4, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Red Five 40862]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The testimony from another female reporter yesterday was brutal. She worked for people a magazine, covering reality stars (very new at the time). Goes down to mar a lago and trump pinned her against the wall to kiss her, she’s about to get raped. Staff walked in to let her know melanoma was ready to be interviewed 

Well he's admitted on tape that he enjoys doing that. "They'll let you do it" (because you're 300 lbs. and they have no choice).

[Gatorubet 30246]

<Defense>Not his type…..or would have raped her in front of the staff</Defense>

[tx 3 putt 77057]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Well he's admitted on tape that he enjoys doing that. "They'll let you do it" (because you're 300 lbs. and they have no choice).

‘Grab them by the pussy !’

[SaucyJack 3488]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

 (because you're 300 lbs. and they have no choice).

[mchookem 16336]

he's so fucking gross* i'd probably vomit in his face if he even touched me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

* we had a French exchange student doing some doctorate work at UT stay with us in 2017 and 2018. i kept saying 'HE'S SO FUCKING GROSS!' and she had never heard the word 'gross' before, so she learned a new English word bc of him. that's literally the most positive thing i can say about his presidency.

she also learned what a 'head shop' was 😄😊

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

The new menu at Trump resorts is gonna be lit.  No more deconstructed burgers, we got TacoPinas, Fried Calimari and Fried Calimari Jr. All pulled fresh from a hole in the ground off Baja California!

[jimmyjazz 45975]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Staff walked in to let her know melanoma was ready to be interviewed 

Love it.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Well he's admitted on tape that he enjoys doing that. "They'll let you do it" (because you're 300 235 lbs. and they have no choice).

FIFY

[tx 3 putt 77057]

 

[TwiceHorn 31495]

So, some developments out of the NY falsified documents case today.

First, the trial judge signed a gag order saying Trump cannot discuss evidence produced solely by the prosecution in public.  Anything the defense produces is fair game.

Second, and this one is a flabbergaster that only lawdogs will likely appreciate, and that is that Trumpco filed a Notice of Removal to the federal district court in the SD NY, attempting to have the state case tried in federal court.

This is a fairly common thing in civil cases where the parties are diverse in citizenship (two states).  I didn't even know you could do it in a criminal case, but the circumstances are narrow and it seems to be intended for those occasions where a state court is so racist, for example, that a trial there would be a civil rights violation.  The grounds seem to be that he was president when many of the payments took place.  I don't believe this will succeed.

It is somewhat surprising to me that we have yet to see motions to quash the indictment.

[Foosters 17858]

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The grounds seem to be that he was president when many of the payments took place.  I don't believe this will succeed.

Wouldn't any Federal employee be entitled to make the same claim? 

[The Dog 44060]

 

[TwiceHorn 31495]

15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

One of the more interesting articles of late.  It appears that the government overplayed its hand with Nauta, who clammed up, thus provoking them to seek other evidence of movement of documents away from searches.

It looks like this occurred in October, when Bratt was running things, before Smith was appointed in November.

Also, it appears from the article that Corcoran's unprivileged testimony may not have been quite the fuel-air bomb I was expecting.

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The testimony from another female reporter yesterday was brutal. She worked for people a magazine, covering reality stars (very new at the time). Goes down to mar a lago and trump pinned her against the wall to kiss her, she’s about to get raped. Staff walked in to let her know melanoma was ready to be interviewed 

[YGIFS 19452]

I cannot fucking believe that an adult male in the United States has a rape defense of "She's not the type I'd get to raping", and he was also the President of this country.  
 

Like, "Oh I mean, I'm not above raping, but she's have to fit my preference chart."  And 25mm people are like, "Yeah, that tracks.  I mean if she's not the gal to sexually molest, she's not the gal...what can you do?  Nothing wrong with some unwelcome vaginal grab-hands if she's your type though..."  

[safe sex 11735]

That, my friend,  is rape culture

[The Dog 44060]

Take with a grain of salt:

 

[YGIFS 19452]

I'm sure he'll get better counsel at trial than "Don't open with 'I couldn't rape somebody that looks like that', Mr. President."  But that he's been touting that line for decades is so fucking bizarre to me.  I know there is rape culture, and then there's arrogant rape culture.  And there's what Commander Dipshit is doing.  We gotta let the judicial process play out here, I get it.  But opening with "not my type" and then "Oh hey, it's my ex-wife who I banged against her will on occasion" is just a really fucking weird opening salvo for a guy who used to direct nuclear submarines into hurricanes.  

[tx 3 putt 77057]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Take with a grain of salt:

 

 

I'm pretty damn good with the US hanging Greg Norman

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I'm pretty damn good with the US hanging Greg Norman

He would choke to death the night before the hanging 

[NAVY 6747]

Last 2 posts ^^ 

 

[NAVY 6747]

Jesús, Im still laughing  

 

Ah, such magnificent surly assholes 

Edited May 5, 2023 by NAVY

[jimmyjazz 45975]

Gee, I seem to recall being taught from, oh, about middle school on that rape isn't about sex, iit's about power and control.  Ignoring Trump's near admission that Carroll's appearance was what would keep him from raping her, it's just a stupid angle to take in the first place.

[DDD Dad 14339]

15 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, some developments out of the NY falsified documents case today.

First, the trial judge signed a gag order saying Trump cannot discuss evidence produced solely by the prosecution in public.  Anything the defense produces is fair game.

Second, and this one is a flabbergaster that only lawdogs will likely appreciate, and that is that Trumpco filed a Notice of Removal to the federal district court in the SD NY, attempting to have the state case tried in federal court.

This is a fairly common thing in civil cases where the parties are diverse in citizenship (two states).  I didn't even know you could do it in a criminal case, but the circumstances are narrow and it seems to be intended for those occasions where a state court is so racist, for example, that a trial there would be a civil rights violation.  The grounds seem to be that he was president when many of the payments took place.  I don't believe this will succeed.

It is somewhat surprising to me that we have yet to see motions to quash the indictment.

Yeah, I don't see how that is a federal question.    

[The Original Greaser Bob 2841]

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I'm sure he'll get better counsel at trial than "Don't open with 'I couldn't rape somebody that looks like that', Mr. President."  But that he's been touting that line for decades is so fucking bizarre to me.  I know there is rape culture, and then there's arrogant rape culture.  And there's what Commander Dipshit is doing.  We gotta let the judicial process play out here, I get it.  But opening with "not my type" and then "Oh hey, it's my ex-wife who I banged against her will on occasion" is just a really fucking weird opening salvo for a guy who used to direct nuclear submarines into hurricanes.  

I'd go with "She was relaxed and she enjoyed it."

[YGIFS 19452]

14 hours ago, safe sex said:

That, my friend,  is rape culture

Yeah, of all the dark and evil shit I've seen on this planet...I'm still fucking naive.  I know some guys who got overly aggressive with girls back in the day.  And I wouldn't let them wipe my dog's ass, let alone vote for them for President.  Once again, my prize lack of imagination.  I forget that just as I've shaken the hands of a few murderers, I've probably been in the company of more than a handful of serial rapists.  You tell yourself your country and the people you call your fellow Americans are above that kinda shit, at least when it comes to their elected leaders.  But in the end, it's just a bullshit mutual lie we tell one another to keep this illusion going.  We probably knew he was a rapist before the 2016 election, and he was voted in not despite it...but because of it.  And by a disturbingly large proportion of uneducated women who think this kinda shit is normal, if not somewhat deserved.  Don't get me wrong, it's our fault as men.  We still hold up the weakest among us as "the alpha males", as if it that fucking means anything anymore.  

I just fucking forget which makes me complacent in some way.  I was not required, but encouraged to do those corny training videos for our church and for mentoring students at UT, and you roll your eyes and think, "Good lord, I would never take any liberty or be inappropriate with a young female under any circumstances" and you watch the damn modules and complete the questions about appropriate behavior and reporting.  And then you realize, oh wait...if we're cool with the fucking President being a sexual predator...I guess my lowly ass is probably under a justified amount of suspicion.  But yep, we're still here as a species.  Holding the absolute fucking garbage among us a high standard. 

He is going to die soon, and I'll have to spend the rest of my life worrying that the people who idolized him will come for my daughters.  I am a horribly flawed father, but I instill in them that they have value beyond reproach and should never be made to feel shame or awkwardness or pain or vulnerability.  I will never, ever be able to achieve the goal completely, that is...in the end, their path to walk.  But in the end, at least...as far as a father goes...I am not Donald Trump.  And that's enough for me.    

[Gatorubet 30246]

16 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, some developments out of the NY falsified documents case today.

First, the trial judge signed a gag order saying Trump cannot discuss evidence produced solely by the prosecution in public.  Anything the defense produces is fair game.

Second, and this one is a flabbergaster that only lawdogs will likely appreciate, and that is that Trumpco filed a Notice of Removal to the federal district court in the SD NY, attempting to have the state case tried in federal court.

This is a fairly common thing in civil cases where the parties are diverse in citizenship (two states).  I didn't even know you could do it in a criminal case, but the circumstances are narrow and it seems to be intended for those occasions where a state court is so racist, for example, that a trial there would be a civil rights violation.  The grounds seem to be that he was president when many of the payments took place.  I don't believe this will succeed.

It is somewhat surprising to me that we have yet to see motions to quash the indictment.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/421/213

Get out!  Hush my mouth and call me Rule 11! This gives some background.   It does looks like the statute was created back in the day when the segregation was in force, and there was no ability of a criminal, defendant in some southern state courts to get justice.   The removal to the federal court was seen as a forum where is justice could be obtained when it was impossible to obtain that in some state courts. 

I do not think that orange rapist traitors are a protected class warranting protection though.

[Brisketexan 105154]

https://www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/421/213
Get out!  Hush my mouth and call me Rule 11! This gives some background.   It does looks like the statute was created back in the day when the segregation was in force, and there was no ability of a criminal, defendant in some southern state courts to get justice.   The removal to the federal court was seen as a forum where is justice could be obtained when it was impossible to obtain that in some state courts. 
I do not think that orange rapist traitors are a protected class warranting protection though.

But “greatest president ever in the whole wide world, in all of history, many people are saying” certainly is.

[The Dog 44060]

 

[jimmyjazz 45975]

Is Trump stupidly illiterate, or does he just coke up and tweet?

#whynotboth

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

23 hours ago, mchookem said:

we had a French exchange student doing some doctorate work at UT stay with us in 2017 and 2018.

Is there some kind of sign up or list for this?

[YGIFS 19452]

Pos rep if you knew that Delaware had a Chinatown.  

[jimmyjazz 45975]

39 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Is there some kind of sign up or list for this?

[TexEx15 17543]

 

[jimmyjazz 45975]

"Unfortunately or fortunately".

Does anyone with a functioning brain stem actually think this guy is not a sociopath?

#dontanswer

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

Fortunately for him. Unfortunately for the women. 

[Red Five 40862]

That guy has daughters. Two of them, at least.

[Gatorubet 30246]

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Unfortunately or fortunately".

Does anyone with a functioning brain stem actually think this guy is not a sociopath?

#dontanswer

I accept your premise that MAGA GQP fans do not have a functioning brain stem. 

[Gatorubet 30246]

7 hours ago, Red Five said:

That guy has daughters. Two of them, at least.

“Historically, that’s true with stars…If you look over the last million years, I guess that’s been largely true. Not always, but largely true.  I told Ivanka this when she was younger, and she did not say it was not true….”

 

 

 

I know, falsified documents, and not stormy, but Snark is Snark and a bit is a bit

Edited May 6, 2023 by Gatorubet

[Bozo_Casanova 26488]

"A lot of people don't know that one of our greatest stars was Fatty Arbuckle, who got away with murdering a girl. Do you know about Fatty Arbuckle?
<does impression> "THIS IS A HEAVY POUND OF BEEF!"
He killed a girl. Huge scandal. One of the biggest. They called it the "crime of the century."
I didn't murder Jean Carrol, who I NEVER met and isn't my type, and some people are saying I'm even bigger than Fatty Arbuckle. I didn't, but if I had It would be the perfect murder, and people say it would probably be even bigger. The new "crime of the century," even.
<does impression again>
"THIS IS A HEAVY POUND OF BEEF!"

Edited May 5, 2023 by Bozo_Casanova

[TwiceHorn 31495]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Pos rep if you knew that Delaware had a Chinatown.  

Apparently, the Penn Biden Center is in/near Philly's Chinatown.

[YChang 3453]

Chinese food is as American as Apple Pie. 

[YGIFS 19452]

"If you look over the last million years..."

A person said that.  An adult human.  On the record.  As a rationale.  In court.  And he used to control nuclear weapons.  

I know, I know...we get the site all pissy and shitty, but I am dying to know the DT rationale behind this.  He's obviously criminally insane.  

[Captainant 27680]

17 minutes ago, YChang said:

Chinese food is as American as Apple Pie. 

God bless deep fried sugar chicken

[nbmishoid 949]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

"If you look over the last million years..."

A person said that.  An adult human.  On the record.  As a rationale.  In court.  And he used to control nuclear weapons.  

I know, I know...we get the site all pissy and shitty, but I am dying to know the DT rationale behind this.  He's obviously criminally insane.  

Well, while modern humans are pegged at 200k years ago, pre human types were walking around.   He prolly is fantasizing being an Australopithecus Robustus trying to assault all the Aferensis in sight.  Still a disgusting thought.  Those footsteps in the sandstone are running away from pre human tfg.  

[YGIFS 19452]

Yeah, I know we have ancestors.  But I don't think there were a lot of "rapey stars" back then.  Maybe, I suppose.  Let's just go ahead and game out that reality TV show.  Also, you said "pegged"