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[henrygandorf 29,191]

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,112]

I will never invite a shark to my house, and one has never invited me to their house. I’m happy to be next to their house or over their house but I feel no need to go into their house. Especially with the way stand your ground laws are written these days. 

[mdmost 43,003]

 

[C-Man 27,230]

[GenXer 2,881]

3 minutes ago, Lurch said:

On occasion here in Jax Beach FL, animal control will have to come pull a gator from the surf

 

Sleep well!

I appreciate the nightmare fuel

[miguelito 11,266]

1 minute ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I will never invite a shark to my house, and one has never invited me to their house. I’m happy to be next to their house or over their house but I feel no need to go into their house. Especially with the way stand your ground laws are written these days. 

"Candygram."

[BamaATL 16,593]

Espionage, Obstruction and Conspiracy, the Republican Hat trick.  

[Pato del Muerto 52,504]

10 minutes ago, GenXer said:

That shark attack video is grizzly. That’s one of my phobias. That and gators. Really anything from the water that can take you down.

I think by the end after he had been flipped upside down with his legs out of the water, he had accepted his fate. That, or the shark had already taken one of his arms, and he couldn’t swim or defend himself.

Pretty good metaphor for russia swimming into ukraine’s water and finding out.

I liked the rescue boat arriving on camera just in the nick of time.  Well, Mediterranean time. 

[YGIFS 19,450]

Med Time?  Best Time!  

[chainsaw 9,869]

i thought cosby walked

[henrygandorf 29,191]

21 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

But, I think the limited nature of voir dire handicaps the government as much as the defense.

With one big exception.  I don't think any "acquit at all costs" MAGATs are capable of being stealthy or hiding their bias from the prosecutors or the judge.

enjoy this moment, folks.  he's not going to get perp walked, he's not getting a jumpsuit, he's not going to prison.  the goal is to make him uncomfortable and that is happening.  this will consume his life for the next 2-3 years, and hopefully will accelerate the implosion of the gop. 

this might peel away a few supporters, who the hell knows, who the hell cares.  he will be the nominee, he will lose.

[chainsaw 9,869]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

enjoy this moment, folks.  he's not going to get perp walked, he's not getting a jumpsuit, he's not going to prison.  the goal is to make him uncomfortable and that is happening.  this will consume his life for the next 2-3 years, and hopefully will accelerate the implosion of the gop. 

this might peel away a few supporters, who the hell knows, who the hell cares.  he will be the nominee, he will lose.

you have a lot more faith in a handful of states than I do.

[mdmost 43,003]

Man, this day just keeps getting better and better. A hateful bigot who fanned the flames of the culture wars finally met his great reward, Trumps gets indicted, and Liverpool signed a really good midfielder. I think I'll just take the rest of the week off. 

[RDCanecutter 26,446]

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I would laugh my ass off if one or more of these fucks got the needle.

Let's not smear the names of honest murderers by honoring Trump's malignancy of followers with the same fate.

[Gatorubet 30,242]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....cool.  But y'all know the drill (ESPECIALLY with a Florida jury pool):

Brisket, my brotha, what is going to happen is that in one of the most watched trials in the history of the fucking country 

will be paying attention, including Trump fans, who think it’s a travesty, Trump haters, who are cheering the prosecution on, and even independents who will be watching because it’s the first fucking time in American history a president has been indicted…..everyone will learn what that orange motherfucker did, and how little he cares about the country’s security.

If some maggot holds out and there’s a hung jury, that will piss me off, but the entire world will learn about what that orange dip shit did, and most all of it will be seen as negative for non- maggots. 

GQP candidates everywhere will have to defend that shit-gibbon for at least a year, and that has to have an effect in the down ballot races. 

That to me is a positive I can pray for even if he OJ’s this thing. 

[elfenix 34,253]

That shark attack video is grizzly. That’s one of my phobias. That and gators. Really anything from the water that can take you down.
I think by the end after he had been flipped upside down with his legs out of the water, he had accepted his fate. That, or the shark had already taken one of his arms, and he couldn’t swim or defend himself.
Pretty good metaphor for russia swimming into ukraine’s water and finding out.

[Pato del Muerto 52,504]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

@Beau Vine, it’s time 

I see that he made the DT thread, but I can’t help but wonder if there’s also an undercurrent of happy news day blowjob hookup to this post. 

[speed817 19,282]

[elfenix 34,253]

I will never invite a shark to my house, and one has never invited me to their house. I’m happy to be next to their house or over their house but I feel no need to go into their house. Especially with the way stand your ground laws are written these days. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,472]

39 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

Down boy! 

[Beau Vine 54,231]

Fuck this:

 

[Beau Vine 54,231]

Think he'd ban me if I started a Home Alone 2 Star Indicted Again thread?

[Underdog 28,670]

27 minutes ago, GenXer said:

That shark attack video is grizzly. That’s one of my phobias. That and gators. Really anything from the water that can take you down.

I think by the end after he had been flipped upside down with his legs out of the water, he had accepted his fate. That, or the shark had already taken one of his arms, and he couldn’t swim or defend himself.

Pretty good metaphor for russia swimming into ukraine’s water and finding out.

A little shakin’, a little tenderizing, down you go… 

[RDCanecutter 26,446]

18 minutes ago, Chooky said:

You're consistently measured, but I was kinda hoping you'd tell us how it's inevitable that Trump will get his anus rigorously buttfucked really hard right in the ass. Like the legal terminology of that.

Maybe I can help. We want to build up from a base of Norman French, then re-wrangle the pronunciation how Sonny Bardswell McTopsoil III Esq. would deliver it to a Spittle County jury.

"LayznGennlemenothaJUUUrih, the accused is in daynjuh of Enculé et Foutu SANS CESSE."

"San cess?"

"Sans Cesse, ma'am. It's Greek."

[Celery Man 20,962]

On the one hand, that thread would be impossible. On the other hand, it is yet another indictment (or "shark", if you will) charging DT with being a safe space for anti-american bitches. Very serious news forum, no discussion of groundbreaking news. Let's talk about some stupid bullshit that is unsourced (but the source is the dilbert guy).

Edited June 9, 2023 by Celery Man

[Chooky 13,307]

4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Maybe I can help. We want to build up from a base of Norman French, then re-wrangle the pronunciation how Sonny Bardswell McTopsoil III Esq. would deliver it to a Spittle County jury.

"LayznGennlemenothaJUUUrih, the accused is in daynjuh of Enculé et Foutu SANS CESSE."

"San cess?"

"Sans Cesse, ma'am. It's Greek."

Then Sonny Barger walks in, moistens his lips, and starts to undo his belt buckle. 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

Man, this day just keeps getting better and better. A hateful bigot who fanned the flames of the culture wars finally met his great reward, Trumps gets indicted, and Liverpool signed a really good midfielder. I think I'll just take the rest of the week off. 

Who works on a Friday these days?

[Born to Run 6,569]

The only time Ihave gotten that close to sharks that could kill me I made sure there was some strong steel bars between me and them.

*That you know of.

[Born to Run 6,569]

Whoa. Shark. Fuuuuuu ... .

You gotta fight back chief, stand your ground and gouge his eyes out. Swimming away is the worst move.

[chainsaw 9,869]

9 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

On the one hand, that thread would be impossible. On the other hand, it is yet another indictment (or "shark", if you will) charging DT with being a safe space for anti-american bitches. Very serious news forum, no discussion of groundbreaking news. Let's talk about some stupid bullshit that is unsourced (but the source is the dilbert guy).

speaking of he's become a real threat to Helo's record
 

 

[Chooky 13,307]

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

55 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Whoa. Shark. Fuuuuuu ... .

You gotta fight back chief, stand your ground and gouge his eyes out. Swimming away is the worst move.

But try to reason with him first. 

[Gil Bang 25,960]

heh

 

 

[horngrad03 1,148]

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

heh

 

 

[Born to Run 6,569]

KEXP (Seattle) is playing Ice Cube, Arrest the President.

Hopefully into "it was a good day."

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

*That you know of.

Welcome to Galveston!

[Born to Run 6,569]

I liked the rescue boat arriving on camera just in the nick of time.  Well, Mediterranean time. 

Mediterranean Steve Erwin seams like he sucks.

[The Ace of Aces 5,184]

Don’t trust a S Florida jury in a case of the govt vs this motherfucker to save my life.  

[YGIFS 19,450]

23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Think he'd ban me if I started a Home Alone 2 Star Indicted Again thread?

What, you think the person who used to run our country being indicted for espionage is news worthy?  Where the fuck do you get off trying to hurt the feelings of Pilot's Error?  

8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

heh

 

He reminds me of another balding, pudgy, delusional New Yorker, "I believe that I am about to become the target of a systematic imtimidation and manipulation, the likes of which you have never seen."  

 

[The Dog 44,058]

 

[jimmyjazz 45,961]

My sister sends me these all the time, they're usually well done but a little light in the actual humor department.  This one, it clears the bar:

 

 

 

[Satchel 6,938]

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

And tomorrow we get to find out who underwrote George Santos’ bail. What a way to cap off the week!

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,585]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

This is always how it ends with extremists accustomed to getting their way but viewing themselves as some oppressed minority.

[The Dog 44,058]

Interesting angle: (I think unlikely since we’re in uncharted territory)

 

[The Dog 44,058]

 

[YGIFS 19,450]

dibs on "Too Much Happy Talk" for band name/prescription drug name.  

I mean I'm trying to clean up but all this good news.  If anybody wants to smoke mushrooms or drop alcohol, I'm totally in.  

[DaysOff 7,951]

I got off my last call, walked through security and into the United club and saw this news. I was really just coming in here for a private place to take a dump before my flight, but I had to make a detour to pick up a beer to toast the greatness of today. And I can guarantee blowjobs are in my future tonight. Sorry for you straight guys!

Thank you for flying the friendly skies.

[Born to Run 6,569]

But try to reason with him first. 

Krickey! Nah you just gotta call her a beaut first mate!

[tx 3 putt 76,979]

Anything exciting happen tonight ?

gat caught up in dinner and sex (with a female) 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,585]

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Interesting angle: (I think unlikely since we’re in uncharted territory)

 

Put an electric fence around MAL and make it a reality tv show.