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[C-Man 27,244]

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Waaaaaaah.

 

[jimmyjazz 46,012]

Spoilered for decency:

Spoiler

 

[The Dog 44,073]

 

[RDCanecutter 26,461]

7 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Well you should’ve gone to jail for going to a vanilla ice concert. Fucking poser from Dallas pretending to be from Miami. 

CSB: In the sprawling hippy compound behind Texas French Bread where I lived in Austin (now a condo,) there was a women who claimed to have known Robert Matthew Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice in high school. She said his parents would leave town and he'd buy a keg of beer and throw parties. Then he'd call the cops on his own party so people would leave before the beer ran out. Then it would sit in his closet for a week, doing whatever unrefrigerated beer does during that time, until his parents went out of town again and he threw another party, using the same keg. dundundundadadundun. /CSB

[Js1 85,470]

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Donald Trump was elected. I will always underestimate my fellow citizens for that. 

[G650 14,273]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

and not at random.

100% this. I don't like it, but I can guarantee it was for a reason.

[Biff Tannen 45,697]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Lulz at that transcript. "I have here in my hand, a secret classified document. I cannot declassify this now, you see, as I am not president. Hell, I'm probably guilty of crimes. Anyway, I knowingly stole this, and the FBI most definitely did not plant it. Lets see, what else can I say....."

Listening to the CNN anchor read the transcript was hilarious.  When someone else says what he says, they just get flummoxed because he talks like a god damn child.

[Chooky 13,317]

Judge Cannon. Welp. 

[rivin 199]

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Judge Cannon. Welp. 

Maybe she learned something from being publicly rebuked last time? ...who am I kidding?

[Brisketexan 105,192]

22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Of course. 

 

This was done to distract from Hunter's giant dong?  Impossible.  Trump was only indicted on 7 counts.  That's not even one count per inch.

[TexPx 2,323]

Fabulous. I miss the music world that had a spectrum that could produce a minute and a half song like this. Made my day. Thanks.

Yeah. Interesting band. They usually dropped some weird little gem on their albums. Got turned on to them from a cool 1981 Ze Records disco/punk/funk compilation
“Seize the Beat”

[hayden_horn 11,365]

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Listening to the CNN anchor read the transcript was hilarious.  When someone else says what he says, they just get flummoxed because he talks like a god damn child.

this whole thing is fucking incredible. 

"secret. look at this. it's secret"

that's an actual quote

[mdmost 43,014]

LOOK AT MY SECRET OVER THERE!

[WBT 20,649]

Yeah but he said it was all off the record

[Pig Bellmont 8,719]

So when do we get to read the federal indictment? Tuesday?

[Biff Tannen 45,697]

How long until someone tries to say that the recording is fake and done with AI? 

[Hammerin Hank 1,227]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

How long until someone tries to say that the recording is fake and done with AI? 

I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet. I’m curious who recorded the tape, and wonder if we’ll ever find out.

[atomheartbevo 89,771]

8 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Well you should’ve gone to jail for going to a vanilla ice concert. Fucking poser from Dallas pretending to be from Miami. 

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

1 minute ago, Hammerin Hank said:

I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet. I’m curious who recorded the tape, and wonder if we’ll ever find out.

Well, the orange idiot did keep an unsecure cell phone in his pocket all thru his Presidency. Any government with decent technical capabilities can get into the mic/cam. Probably not what happened in this instance but he obviously didn't care about being discrete with anything, let alone national security information. 

[TwiceHorn 31,516]

9 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

So when do we get to read the federal indictment? Tuesday?

Yeah, I think so.

TIL, or yesterday, actually, that there is such thing as a summons in a criminal case.  I thought it was either arrest warrant or voluntary surrender.

[Lurch 5,931]

I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet. I’m curious who recorded the tape, and wonder if we’ll ever find out.

Almost certainly either an author or reporter acting like they’re working on a puff piece but actually just waiting for him to confess to the latest crime. How many times has he been burned by that play, in some cases by the same person, even?

[The Dog 44,073]

8 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

So when do we get to read the federal indictment? Tuesday?

Yes. Sealed until then.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

How long until someone tries to say that the recording is fake and done with AI? 

I'm with Hank - surprised that line hasn't been tried already.

Make no mistake - the tape of him admitting guilt is by far the most politically damaging thing we've seen so far.

MAGA will MAGA but remember it was the tapes that finally brought down Nixon.

No predictions here as only a fool would do so and we know MAGA track record on these things.

[TwiceHorn 31,516]

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

Yes. Sealed until then.

I'm with Hank - surprised that line hasn't been tried already.

Make no mistake - the tape of him admitting guilt is by far the most politically damaging thing we've seen so far.

MAGA will MAGA but remember it was the tapes that finally brought down Nixon.

No predictions here as only a fool would do so and we know MAGA track record on these things.

What that tape apparently shows is that he is truly the king of the dipshits and regards classified documents like this.

[Gil Bang 25,986]

Kicked the lawyers to the curb

 

 

 

[Pig Bellmont 8,719]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

but I think to a large degree she has probably been chastened by her spanking from the 11th Circuit,

Oh my god- are you Senator Susan Collins? Do you think she learned her lesson?

[Pancho 44,907]

 

[Gil Bang 25,986]

 

[hayden_horn 11,365]

lol all these guys are going down

thing is, multiple people were running audio on that meeting including his autobiographer (?)

so he knew tape was running and just didn't care

[kevwun 15,828]

In keeping with the tradition, I assume those two have now hired their own attorneys.  As Putt loves to say, Making Attorneys Get Attorneys.

[Biff Tannen 45,697]

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

lol all these guys are going down

thing is, multiple people were running audio on that meeting including his autobiographer (?)

so he knew tape was running and just didn't care

CNN reporting one of his aides was also indicted.  

[The Dog 44,073]

 

[Red Five 40,879]

Is that the dude who ran a hose from the pool to the server room?

[Neonmoon 38,130]

10 bucks says Eileen ignores the rule of law again and the appellate has to tell her how stupid she is

[Post Oak 20,255]

He's gonna need those tears to lube up the dildo of consequences.

[TwiceHorn 31,516]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

That's very interesting.  Trusty has been a dipshit throughout, but loyal af to the Trump line.  And working in Florida has not been a hindrance thus far.  I'd be interested to know what's going on there.  Probably some outstanding billing in addition to not preventing him from being indicted.

It does maybe signify that someone is listening to the criticism of his fractured legal team and the need to coordinate his defenses.  Wouldn't think that person would be Trump, or Epshtyn.

[GenXer 2,908]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Jesus, can we please just put Hunter in jail too so we don't have to hear his fucking name 1000 times a day, in relation to everything? 

Yeah. When is biden gonna revoke his security clearance and kick him out of the administration?

[RomaVicta 29,959]

22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

How long until someone tries to say that the recording is fake and done with AI? 

Only if AI stands for Artificial Idiocy.

[Chad Fuck 17,713]

On 6/6/2023 at 9:00 PM, BamaATL said:

Probably, however, Shit Blimp, now that's a band name.  

 

Hi, I'm in Shit Blimp, we do bad Led Zeppelin covers, damn glad to meet you.  

On weekends, I play down at the Sand Bar in our Doors cover band side project, Crystal Shit.

[sidis 9,832]

10 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

including his autobiographer (?)

[The Dog 44,073]

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That's very interesting.  Trusty has been a dipshit throughout, but loyal af to the Trump line.  And working in Florida has not been a hindrance thus far.  I'd be interested to know what's going on there.  Probably some outstanding billing in addition to not preventing him from being indicted.

It does maybe signify that someone is listening to the criticism of his fractured legal team and the need to coordinate his defenses.  Wouldn't think that person would be Trump, or Epshtyn.

this is probably why:

I've seen elsewhere that Trump was blindsided by this. 

[Biff Tannen 45,697]

God I hope he just offs himself

[lemonlime 5,503]

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

The sitting president is the head of the Executive branch - which controls the DOJ. He can simply order that all ‘witch hunt‘ charges be dropped, and with the separation of powers being what they are I do not see why that would be a problem.  Other than politically. 

Pardoning himself is a problem. Dismissing charges? I think it’s relatively easy.  If half the DOJ resigns because of that, he will be happy.

Exactly.  Hell, he could just order that the federal prison system not execute the confinement order.  Even if he's in NY State prison, he'd get out under the supremacy clause.  

He could be on video handing over a document entitled nuclear secrets to Putin, and still nothing would happen, even if he were somehow convicted.

[Js1 85,470]

Hopefully next, he’ll be blindsided by a garbage truck 

[Red Five 40,879]

How can you be blindsided by something when everyone even somewhat paying attention knew an indictment was coming any day now. 

[The Dog 44,073]

Just now, Red Five said:

How can you be blindsided by something when everyone even somewhat paying attention knew an indictment was coming any day now. 

You underestimate the MAGA bubble he's created for himself. Anyone who tells him what he doesn't want to hear is pushed away. 

Oh he's not happy about Nauta being indicted:

 

[Bullneck 19,195]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

My god, his cult is gathering at outside the fence of Maralago and they are just the bottom of the gene pool barrel.  

Fixed.  Ain't no way he's mingling with that riff raff.

[The Dog 44,073]

regarding Cannon and the possibility of the case staying with her:

 

[Bullneck 19,195]

8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

this is probably why:

I've seen elsewhere that Trump was blindsided by this. 

So, you could say . . . 

That Trusty . . 

Couldn't be trusted . . .  

YYYEEAAAAHHHHHHH

[BrickHorn 18,262]

I don’t always write in the third person but, when I do, I make sure to punctuate my name with quotation marks for some reason.

[RomaVicta 29,959]

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I can land it! I can land it! Fuck!

I'll stay with the plane to the end! Fuck. Federal indictments!

Eject eject eject!

 

Or maybe it's more like this: