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[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I say the offer is that he renounce his citizenship. That covers potus and also let’s us keep him out of the country forever. 

[hobbes2702 13080]

7 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

For the critical thinkers who don't have the woke mind virus, the real question is what the fuck was Milley up to? 

Fucking moron

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

he can be a living zoo attraction at the Kremlin for all I fucking care. Just get him the fuck out of my life

[Rimbo 26157]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

try not to pick up any indictments on the way to the parking lot!

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

8 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

For the critical thinkers who don't have the woke mind virus, the real question is what the fuck was Milley up to? 

are you a real person?

Just now, Rimbo said:

try not to pick up any indictments on the way to the parking lot!

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

29 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Simulation.

[4th&Five 41602]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So, lawyers. What kind of defense will he present? I mean, literally. How do you counter all this?

Deep State, Biden DOJ, Corrupt FBI...ya know, the hits!

[Rimbo 26157]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

 

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Quit like a dog

like... The Dog?

[conVINCEd 21470]

I was out of the house for a few hours earlier its taken about that long to catch up.

[Red Five 40905]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Deep State, Biden DOJ, Corrupt FBI...ya know, the hits!

"He didn't know about them and also he returned everything and I think they may have been planted and oh have you checked Chinatown? I rest my case your honor."

[Upgrayedd 5821]

16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That's Ivanka. 

Or Meliana (whatever the fuck her name is)

[Doc Sam Beckett 5797]

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Fucking moron

 

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

are you a real person?

Lulz it's a joke you fucking dinguses. I don't even think incredulity would say something like that. You're both on my radar now

I am actually more scared of meatball rob than Donald, though

[Rimbo 26157]

10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

ok, Lord knows I'll shit on Hil anytime and every time, but this is fucking hilarious and i love it

[TwiceHorn 31576]

36 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

this is all moving very fast, but in the recording (from the transcript out last night) he says something like "this totally wins my case".  what the fuck is he talking about?

Milley, in his book and elsewhere, has stated that he was dedicated at the end of Trump's reign of stupidity to prevent Trump from pulling some wag the dog shit, or attempt to mobilize the military against US Citizens.

One of his more explicit fears was that Trump would declare or provoke a war with Iran. 

The malignant shitfunnel thinks that because the US has a plan for invading or otherwise prosecuting a conflict with Iran, likely endorsed or signed off on by CJCS Milley, that proves it wasn't his idea.

Edited June 9, 2023 by TwiceHorn

[Chuckie Finster 22755]

This is honestly my favorite part of any Trump news bomb.  The first few hours when all of his supporters are obviously frantically texting each other, "what the fuck?" and "how do we defend this shit?"  Sometime later tonight or tomorrow morning, the marching orders will be given and we will all learn the "defense" that will be used to slowly drive us insane over the next few months.

But these first few hours are magical.

Edited June 9, 2023 by Chuckie Finster

[hobbes2702 13080]

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

Lulz it's a joke you fucking dinguses. I don't even think incredulity would say something like that. You're both on my radar now

I am actually more scared of meatball rob than Donald, though

[Snake Diggity 4627]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Some people need to line up to be served their crow for doubting both Merrick Garland and Jack Smith.

I don’t think now is time to spike the football, desean.

[Js1 85610]

3 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

Lulz it's a joke you fucking dinguses. I don't even think incredulity would say something like that. You're both on my radar now

I am actually more scared of meatball rob than Donald, though

Unless you’re a pudding cup, you don’t have much to be scared of with that guy 

[tx ind 7013]

“Like all Americans, Mr. Trump is entitled to the presumption of innocence. The government has the burden of proving its charges beyond a reasonable doubt and securing a unanimous verdict by a South Florida jury.

“By all appearances, the Justice Department and special counsel have exercised due care, affording Mr. Trump the time and opportunity to avoid charges that would not generally have been afforded to others.

“Mr. Trump brought these charges upon himself by not only taking classified documents, but by refusing to simply return them when given numerous opportunities to do so.

“These allegations are serious and if proven, would be consistent with his other actions offensive to the national interest, such as withholding defensive weapons from Ukraine for political reasons and failing to defend the Capitol from violent attack and insurrection.”

[TwiceHorn 31576]

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Deep State, Biden DOJ, Corrupt FBI...ya know, the hits!

Also, very little that will actually secure him an acquittal.

He could try to okey doke I'm just a dumbass congenital liar and so fucking stupid that the inferences here don't apply because I'm not a sentient human being.  But that's going to be tough without him taking the stand.

[Lurch 5931]

22 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

this is all moving very fast, but in the recording (from the transcript out last night) he says something like "this totally wins my case".  what the fuck is he talking about?

He was angry about this piece in The New Yorker where Milley is taking credit for keeping Trump from starting a war w Iran in order to stay in power.  Trump was countering that it was Milley that wanted to start a war as evidenced by this highly classified document in his hands

https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-bidens-washington/youre-gonna-have-a-fucking-war-mark-milleys-fight-to-stop-trump-from-striking-iran

[Doc Sam Beckett 5797]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Unless you’re a pudding cup, you don’t have much to be scared of with that guy 

Hey from your lips to sky daddy's ears. I don't think there's any scenario where Donald beats Biden, but I could see it with meatball rob

[hobbes2702 13080]

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Hey from your lips to sky daddy's ears. I don't think there's any scenario where Donald beats Biden, but I could see it with meatball rob

Zero chance. Have you heard that short guy talk?

Edited June 9, 2023 by hobbes2702

[Ted Lange 16144]

WITCH HUNT.   

Correct you are a heinous piece of shit Trump. 

[hayden_horn 11365]

4 hours ago, sidis said:

yeah, i dunno either. i've seen it subsequently corrected that the people were actualy autobiographers for mark meadows.

whatever that means

[wildcat09 29429]

9 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This is honestly my favorite part of any Trump news bomb.  The first few hours when all of his supporters are obviously frantically texting each other, "what the fuck?" and "how do we defend this shit?"  Sometime later tonight or tomorrow morning, the marching orders will be given and we will all learn the "defenses" that will slowly drive us insane over the next few months.

But these first few hours are magical.

Incredulity's drunken ramblings tonight will be the preview.

[Beau Vine 54468]

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also, very little that will actually secure him an acquittal.

He could try to okey doke I'm just a dumbass congenital liar and so fucking stupid that the inferences here don't apply because I'm not a sentient human being.  But that's going to be tough without him taking the stand.

If I were one of the Lionel Hutzes he's interviewing to rep him, I'd start my interview by saying, "I will not take this job if he insists on taking the stand."

But of course he's going to take the stand because he didn't take the stand in his last case and lost that one.  "Only I can show these people that I'm not guilty."

[Js1 85610]

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Incredulity's drunken ramblings tonight will be the preview.

Ana will be like “let me explain to you pea brains why this is actually okay for Trump to have done”

[Rimbo 26157]

14 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This is honestly my favorite part of any Trump news bomb.  The first few hours when all of his supporters are obviously frantically texting each other, "what the fuck?" and "how do we defend this shit?"  Sometime later tonight or tomorrow morning, the marching orders will be given and we will all learn the "defense" that will be used to slowly drive us insane over the next few months.

But these first few hours are magical.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxjjgb/trump-supporters-are-threatening-civil-war

it could be worse.

We already know anyone who still supports Trump doesn't care about the USA. It's not at all a reach for them to go full traitor on us.

[Biff Tannen 45750]

1 hour ago, VivaNaranja said:

How the fuck is that dumb mofo STILL wishing veterans a Happy Memorial Day?

That was Ivanka

[lemonlime 5503]

 

[wildcat09 29429]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Ana will be like “let me explain to you pea brains why this is actually okay for Trump to have done”

"It's very telling that y'all are all trying to distract from the Ukraine's failed offensive that NATO made them launch."

[Biff Tannen 45750]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

try not to pick up any indictments on the way to the parking lot!

This is so good

[TwiceHorn 31576]

Yknow, you'd think the GQP might have a few qualms about having the first Presidential nominee, not named Lyndon LaRouche, subject to criminal indictments.

But yeah  . . .  Geezus Tapdancing Christ.

This indictment is so much more powerful than Bragg's.

[TwiceHorn 31576]

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

If Trump hadn't stolen a fuckton of top secret documents and refused to return them, I doubt we would've ever seen any indictment of Trump regarding any 1/6 conduct from Garland. That would've been a much harder case to bring than this. 

Well, the vast majority of Garland haters think he didn't have the stones to indict Trump for anything.  This proves that not to be the case.

I have been arguing all along that it isn't an issue of stones, it's an issue of proving the case and 1/6 is a humdinger for a prosecutor.

But Smith is showing himself to be a steely-eyed missile man, and if anyone can do it successfully, it sounds like him.

[cactusflinthead 27607]

When I saw it had jumped 4 pages I knew there's was something happening.

Friday news dumps ahoy.

[tx ind 7013]

23 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This is honestly my favorite part of any Trump news bomb.  The first few hours when all of his supporters are obviously frantically texting each other, "what the fuck?" and "how do we defend this shit?"  Sometime later tonight or tomorrow morning, the marching orders will be given and we will all learn the "defense" that will be used to slowly drive us insane over the next few months.

But these first few hours are magical.

[billy]everything is fine[looch]

[SmokeyTheBear 5568]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yknow, you'd think the GQP might have a few qualms about having the first Presidential nominee, not named Lyndon LaRouche, subject to criminal indictments.

But yeah  . . .  Geezus Tapdancing Christ.

This indictment is so much more powerful than Bragg's.

[F250 28826]

30 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So, lawyers. What kind of defense will he present? I mean, literally. How do you counter all this?

 

[VivaNaranja 466]

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That was Ivanka

 

43 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That's Ivanka. 

Ok.... How is that slightly less dumb mofo still wishing veterans a Happy Memorial Day?

[kevwun 15936]

Because the text was from Memorial Day 2022?

Edited June 9, 2023 by kevwun

[WBT 20675]

41 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I've always thought Hillary's "but I only slightly broke the law" spiking of the football was odd

[Biff Tannen 45750]

Because she's a fucking moron too

[aggie08 21557]

30 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This is honestly my favorite part of any Trump news bomb.  The first few hours when all of his supporters are obviously frantically texting each other, "what the fuck?" and "how do we defend this shit?"  Sometime later tonight or tomorrow morning, the marching orders will be given and we will all learn the "defense" that will be used to slowly drive us insane over the next few months.

But these first few hours are magical.

Whataboutism got them through last night without breaking a sweat. I don't think they can milk it over the next few months. The pivot should be fascinating.

[cactusflinthead 27607]

 

[F250 28826]

19 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Incredulity's drunken ramblings tonight will be the preview.

When it's time for midnight CR posting.

 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Just read the indictment. @Brisketexan please make a credible legal argument for why Trump isn’t completely fucked here.

[hayden_horn 11365]

yeah, he's fucked, if fucked is still a thing

[Foosters 17889]

30 minutes ago, Lurch said:

He was angry about this piece in The New Yorker where Milley is taking credit for keeping Trump from starting a war w Iran in order to stay in power.  Trump was countering that it was Milley that wanted to start a war as evidenced by this highly classified document in his hands

https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-bidens-washington/youre-gonna-have-a-fucking-war-mark-milleys-fight-to-stop-trump-from-striking-iran

Ah, hoisted with his own dotard 

[jimmyjazz 46248]

I doubt there are credible legal arguments as to why Trump isn't completely fucked here. 

I am still convinced there is a good chance the guy skates, or at least manages to drag this out long enough to die of natural causes before anything substantial happens.