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HillCountryBevo
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Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, and an observation about how and why MAGA world actually loves Trump getting into and wiggling out of jams.
Remember when the OJ acquittal verdict was announced? Black Americans were literally pouring out of their homes and celebrating in the streets, ecstatic. They weren’t happy that OJ got away with murder, or that the victims were dead, or anything like that. They were happy that one of them - a black man - actually beat the system, when the system has been fucking over black Americans for centuries. The fact that he committed the crime made it even more profound. A black man finally fought the system, with the odds stacked against him (because he killed victims), and won. His victory was theirs.
So, when you understand that MAGATs are the biggest snowflakes in history, and actually believe that they are oppressed, and society is out to get them (and that’s the only reason they are stuck working in a warehouse, or at a truck stop, or wherever), Trump “beating the system” is THEIR victory over the thing that the think has oppressed them.
So, this is just another chance for them to live out their fantasy.

 

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45 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Kari Lake implies "most" of 75 million Americans are members of the NRA.

The NRA has approximately 5.5 million members.

Arithmetic, how does it work?

they didn't become trump supporters by paying attention in school

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

https://www.scotusblog.com/2021/01/the-supreme-court-and-the-presidents-pardon-power/

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The Supreme Court has not weighed in on the question whether Trump can pardon himself. In a memorandum dated Aug. 5, 1974 – less than a week before President Richard Nixon resigned – acting Assistant Attorney General Mary Lawton of the Department of Justice’s Office of Legal Counsel concluded that the answer is no. The memorandum left open the possibility of two work-arounds, however: Congress could pardon the president (an unlikely scenario these days); or the president could allow the vice president to become the acting president under the 25th Amendment, on the ground that the president was temporarily unable to perform his duties, and the vice president could then pardon him.

You left this part out. Accidentally. 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Seriously…..Kari Lake actually having the spine to attempt to violently interfere with the criminal judicial process would make this whole story even better. Seeing Kari repeatedly perforated by much better armed and trained US Marshals protecting the courts, her body slumped to the ground, her caked-on makeup running from the few tears of horrific pain that managed to escape her grotesque eyes before she breathed her last? Well, frame that and put it in the Smithsonian. It would be the perfect work of art.

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I mean, not that I disagree, but damn.  You at happy hour with YGIFS?  I guess he'd have some stuff in there about goading her into it within X amount of time, though.

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9 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

I don’t understand how anyone thinks that the shit being decided in the state where he has the most ardent supporters by a judge he appointed has any chance of resulting in a relatively bad outcome for Trump.  I don’t see any chance whatsoever this prevents him from getting the GOP nomination and I don’t at all see this being the deciding factor  in whether or not he wins the general election.

Once J6 happened and he survived politically, it was clear that truth and morality are no longer playing a role.

 

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Bullshit. If he somehow gets a bench trial, 100% change she acquits. She’s a crooked judge. Ask yourself “how would this work in a banana republic,” and you have your answer.


And absolutely this - this is the real game. Just delay it all till he walks away with the GQP nomination, and then GQP state legislatures and the SCOTUS declare him POTUS.

Exactly. That is the play.



I did not know that, that’s actually good news. Still, the delay is the game.

Yep.

Diggity gets it. We are in a post-truth, post-rule of law world. It’s undeniable.

I wish a Rudy was. Running a blade through that deranged fuckstick in single combat would be the best moment of my life.

Goddamn. This sequence is perfect. It really should be written as a rule.

Yeah, I'm trying to be optimistic, but this is all I can think of when Trump news breaks.

 

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6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm imagining my kid in a fucking apache against a bunch of 300 pound 2-pack-a-day-smokers with pre-diabetes with assault rifles. 

Seems like a bit of a mismatch. 

 

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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I was going to post, “like a feral pig hunt from a helicopter”, then I realized it would still actually be a feral pig hunt from a helicopter.

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12 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Then how do you explain the VRA win?


Roberts and Kavanaugh were told to calm the seas before the bat shit crazy rulings are needed down the line. If trunp can get back in office, he’s tearing it all down and making himself president for life. He’ll need the Supreme Court to over turn a couple of states in his favor 

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I guess that sidewalk is where he rocking back and forth on his heels and somebody "comes up to" him.

The sidewalk inside the fence of a heavily secured and patrolled compound perhaps the most secure home in the world. Probably not as safe as the stage of a ballroom or stacked in a bathroom; both places regularly visited by cleaning staff.

Yet, the yokels will lap it up like a dog finding vomit.

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Petition to rename the thread: maybe Trump Indictments or The Trump Indictment Destination Thread? There’s a lot of legal trouble to keep track of.

I had already forgotten about his rape trial from a month or so ago.

What a guy.
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34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

. If trump can get back in office,

He has done nothing to actually help that in the battleground states, plus the abortion ruling hurt the Rs in those states bigly, not to mention energizing younger people to get out and vote.  And he hasn't been able to stop the progress of time, which is killing off the olds.

He ran for the grift and ran for the off-chance somebody would actually believe that you can't prosecute a candidate (narrator: they are).

His best hope is for Rod DeSantaClass to win and pardon him for some of it.

 

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

He has done nothing to actually help that in the battleground states, plus the abortion ruling hurt the Rs in those states bigly, not to mention energizing younger people to get out and vote.  And he hasn't been able to stop the progress of time, which is killing off the olds.

He ran for the grift and ran for the off-chance somebody would actually believe that you can't prosecute a candidate (narrator: they are).

His best hope is for Rod DeSantaClass to win and pardon him for some of it.

 


how many battle ground states are prime for a court flipping voting results 

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

how many battle ground states are prime for a court flipping voting results 

Same Republicans on the Supreme Court didn’t try to flip it in 2020, not sure why they would now, especially with everything that’s happening with his crimes.

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19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

His best hope is for Rod DeSantaClass to win and pardon him for some of it.

Biden will pardon him.  

And it will make Trump unbelievably furious, because he'll have to live with the knowledge that he owes his freedom to Joe Biden.  And he'll die of a stroke shortly afterwards.

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


Except for impeachment, his pardon power is limitless 

He won't even need to pardon himself.  He'll just tell the federal prisons not to execute the order of confinement.  He'll be the head of the executive branch, and his employees, who are likely trumpers anyway, will simply not imprison him.

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40 minutes ago, Mole said:

Petition to rename the thread: maybe Trump Indictments or The Trump Indictment Destination Thread? There’s a lot of legal trouble to keep track of.

I am still lobbying for 45 Indicated

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5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


Heyyyyy, fuck you.

If someone being attractive makes you stupid, you must be smoking hot.

Or does that only apply to women?

I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. 

And no, it doesn't apply only to women. Hope that helps you feel a little better. 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Biden will pardon him.  

And it will make Trump unbelievably furious, because he'll have to live with the knowledge that he owes his freedom to Joe Biden.  And he'll die of a stroke shortly afterwards.

pretty sure Biden can also attach strings to that pardon, too.

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Texas baseball just won and I was having fun reading this thread.
 

On the self pardon question just asks maga if Biden was convicted of hunter laptop shit could he pardon himself. Then ask them to do Trump and heads will explode. 

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A few ponderings I've had over beer and weed tonight.

1.  Mueller brought up the potential of obstruction and a coverup in his report, but he opted not to pursue it, likely due to not wanting to set a precedent of DOJ overturning elections.  Jack Smith faces no such conundrum, and the most damming aspects of this for Trump, imo, are the counts about the obstruction and coverup.  What would a non-hindered investigation into the obstruction/coverup related to the Russia probe have looked like?

2.  Where the fuck is Anastasis, anyway?

3.  Donald Trump vs the US is for all the marbles.  I don't really see how the US federal government and Donald Trump/the MAGA movement can possibly continue to coexist.  One or the other will cease to be by the time all the dust settles.  This is going to be the sum of Waco, Ruby Ridge, the Bundy Standoff and Oklahoma City Bombing raised by an infinite power.  If the federal government prevails, Trump will be either in prison for the rest of his life or dead and no one will dare self-identify as MAGA.  If Trump prevails, the US federal government will be completely dismantled when Trump or his ideological successor comes into power.  What comes after will still be branded the US federal government, but it will bear no resemblance to what preceded it outside of the military.  It will be a MAGA government with all that entails.

I think I'm going to have to start adding cocaine to my evening cocktail.

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