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43 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

One interesting thing is that DDDDad's buddy Chris Kise signed off on this "motion for continuance."  So he's the one that led Cannon down the primrose path to destruction in the special master case.  And he's using a lot of the same ideas that snookered her in that case ("fIRsT ImPresSiOn!!11!").

Assuming she is even slightly embarrassed by that rebuke from the 11th Circuit, she may be thinking "oh shit, not this guy again."

skip 5, that dude has a sixhead. also, getting jokerish vibes with that grin. yikes
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Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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Calling it Trump is going to be tried, found guilty, imprisoned and elected for a 2nd presidential term while serving his first prison term.  Then we will know, beyond any reasonable doubt, that we are living in a simulation.

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3 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

And that is only one of his lawyers.  His Florida lawyer was available and the govt didn't want to push back this pre-trial conference.  

Also, the lawyer that isn't available isn't available because he is defending another traitor....a January 6th defendent.  

I'm shocked it wasn't his Florida lawyer with a traffic court case that conflicted.

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11 hours ago, Goredho said:

Calling it Trump is going to be tried, found guilty, imprisoned and elected for a 2nd presidential term while serving his first prison term.  Then we will know, beyond any reasonable doubt, that we are living in a simulation.

Or that Jesus was a prankster all along and he, Allah, Buddha, and Vishnu were the original Impractical Jokers 

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As for the impact of the Presidential Records Act on this prosecution, any argument that it mandates dismissal of the Indictment or forms a defense to the charges here borders on frivolous. The PRA is not a criminal statute, and in no way purports to address the retention of national security information. The Defendants are, of course, free to make whatever arguments they like for dismissal of the Indictment, and the Government will respond promptly. But they should not be permitted to gesture at a baseless legal argument, call it “novel,” and then claim that the Court will require an indefinite continuance in order to resolve it.

Moreover, even if the Court were to conclude that these legal issues were novel, the Ac trequires more: the issues must be novel such that “it is unreasonable to expect adequate preparation for pretrial proceedings or for the trial itself within the time limits established by this section.” 18 U.S.C. § 3161(h)(7)(B)(ii). Defendants make no showing whatsoever on this score. No extensive review of discovery or classified information would be required to prepare briefs on these subjects. As with any pretrial dispositive motion, all that is necessary is the Indictment—which the Defendants have had for over a month. And in fact, Trump (including his current counsel) has already briefed in this Court a variation of this argument. See, e.g., No. 22-CV-81294-CANNON, ECF No. 171 (filed Nov. 8, 2022). The legal issues Defendants raise do not justify deviation from a speedy trial date, much less open-ended deferral of considering one.

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That last is basically "what that guy just said is bullshit [and remember what happened the last time you bought his bullshit?]."

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Yeah, he basically took the two they were banking on the hardest II & IV, and eviscerated them in less than a page each.  My favorite was V where Smith states to their insisting on the Speedy Trial Act:  "The Defendants cite no case for their proposition, which is unsurprising because again, they have it backward."  

This is what happens when your attorneys, Trump, are not versed in federal or even civil procedure but rather construction and real estate law.  You have that constitutional right and the ensuing case law totally upside down.  But as with most legal and political topics with you, once you're dug in 180 degrees backwards (like with tariffs or ingesting bleach), questioning you on it only makes you dig in deeper.  

And as for Kushner appearing before the Grand Jury...Mr. Trump.  Not only has he done anal with your daughter, but like the Joker...I know a squealer when I see one.  Can we photoshop Jared's face onto the dude on the TV?:

 

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No one is making you run for president and no one made you commit a bunch of felonies. 

Imagine trying this. "Sorry, I've got something really big coming up. Delay this trial indefinitely."

"When is this big thing?"

"About a year and a half from now. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a tee time."

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Like, it's a choice. He wants to run for president. It's something he's choosing to do, because he wants to. It would be like "I've got the NYC marathon coming up in a year and a half, so you'll need to delay this trial indefinitely while I train for that. Now I'm going to play golf."

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4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Like, it's a choice. He wants to run for president. It's something he's choosing to do, because he wants to. It would be like "I've got the NYC marathon coming up in a year and a half, so you'll need to delay this trial indefinitely while I train for that. Now I'm going to play golf."

... which he's only choosing to do because it would help him get away with everything.

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On 7/14/2023 at 9:26 AM, Red Five said:

No one is making you run for president and no one made you commit a bunch of felonies. 

Imagine trying this. "Sorry, I've got something really big coming up. Delay this trial indefinitely."

"When is this big thing?"

"About a year and a half from now. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a tee time."

He’s partners with Dr Beeper, I knew it!

 

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That awkward moment when you finally stop screaming "Politically charged liberal D.A. who is soft on real criminals and should be removed from office" just long enough to hear a very right-leaning court say, "D.A. Willis, soft?  Sir, she had a date to fuck you in November...now she gonna fuck you up in September, too.  Woooooo!"

-Jesus Christ...

"Ju said it man!" 

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6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

That awkward moment when you finally stop screaming "Politically charged liberal D.A. who is soft on real criminals and should be removed from office" just long enough to hear a very right-leaning court say, "D.A. Willis, soft?  Sir, she had a date to fuck you in November...now she gonna fuck you up in September, too.  Woooooo!"

-Jesus Christ...

"Ju said it man!" 

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