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13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Liddle’  ???

It's French.

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Wonder if he's thinking it would be good for him politically/fundraising if they put him in jail. 

Of course, we know he's mortified of it, so it's probably just him being an insane toddler. 

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Wonder if he's thinking it would be good for him politically/fundraising if they put him in jail. 

Of course, we know he's mortified of it, so it's probably just him being an insane toddler. 

 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

right-wing angertainment industry

Definitely stealing this.

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

On a completely unrelated note, as Trump is a germaphobe, does anyone know where the dirtiest federal prison in America is located?

I don't know if it's the dirtiest, but this gets my vote.

 

/yes, I know it's not a Federal facility.

 

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1 hour ago, Foosters said:

By his own admission, every single person Donald Trump hired to work in his administration has turned out to be a crook, a liar, and a bad guy. Sure can pick em 

I mean you really only fit one other description if you’ve worked for Trump and aren’t any of those things: fired.

5 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I don't know if it's the dirtiest, but this gets my vote.

 

/yes, I know it's not a Federal facility.

 

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Epstein's former cell gets my vote.

Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Epstein's former cell gets my vote.

"Brooks was here."

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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I’d add a silver bullet and decapitation just to be safe. 

12 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Definitely stealing this.

#metoo

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

On a completely unrelated note, as Trump is a germaphobe, does anyone know where the dirtiest federal prison in America is located?

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22 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

What’s the theory? I mean what is his benefit to do such? He’s not getting a new judge and the higher court would t be favorable to him either as far as I understand. 

37 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Wonder if he's thinking it would be good for him politically/fundraising if they put him in jail. 

Of course, we know he's mortified of it, so it's probably just him being an insane toddler. 


Tidal wave of cash 

 

 

 

 

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This has to mean jail 
 

That statement falls so fucking short of meeting the elements of witness tampering that it’s not even worth discussing.
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That statement falls so fucking short of meeting the elements of witness tampering that it’s not even worth discussing.

Plus you know trump, as a former president and current candidate, will get a much longer leash than anyone else.  He’d have to state something bad outright, explicitly, and unequivocally, which he’s always shown the ability to avoid. 

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

By his own admission, every single person Donald Trump hired to work in his administration has turned out to be a crook, a liar, and a bad guy. Sure can pick em 

You mean “the best people?”

50 minutes ago, Underdog said:

#metoo

#metoo2

2015: LOCK HER UP
2016: LOCK HER UP
2017: LOCK HER UP
2018: LOCK HER UP
2019: LOCK HER UP
2020: LOCK HER UP
2021: LOCK HER UP
2022- : How dare they arrest their political opponents !

35 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I’d add a silver bullet and decapitation just to be safe. 

Werewolves aren’t undead.

You could also add sunlight and fire but listing all the ways you can kill the undead wasn’t what I was going for.

“ Your Honor I was not violating your order, I was just talking about Mike Pence, and maybe the specific allegations made in the indictment the corrupt prosecutor said about Mike Pence and his conversations with me….and I just clarified how they were wrong…. and maybe I said some unflattering stuff about Jack Smith…and his family….a liddle bit.   A lot of lawyers - tremendous lawyers - are saying that’s allowed because of the Presidential Record Act..”

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

2015: LOCK HER UP
2016: LOCK HER UP
2017: LOCK HER UP
2018: LOCK HER UP
2019: LOCK HER UP
2020: LOCK HER UP
2021: LOCK HER UP
2022- : How dare they arrest their political opponents !

What about 2023

7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Werewolves aren’t undead.

You could also add sunlight and fire but listing all the ways you can kill the undead wasn’t what I was going for.

There are many ways to use silver as a weapon against vampires. The most common ones include imbuing with or crafting standard weapons out of silver. Such as swords, daggers, arrows and bullets.

22 hours ago, Constant said:


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Tiny desk Trump has delivered his latest update. 

Proportional to his hands, however…

36 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Werewolves aren’t undead.

You could also add sunlight and fire but listing all the ways you can kill the undead wasn’t what I was going for.

Forget it.  He's rolling.

36 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

“ Your Honor I was not violating your order, I was just talking about Mike Pence, and maybe the specific allegations made in the indictment the corrupt prosecutor said about Mike Pence and his conversations with me….and I just clarified how they were wrong…. and maybe I said some unflattering stuff about Jack Smith…and his family….a liddle bit.   A lot of lawyers - tremendous lawyers - are saying that’s allowed because of the Presidential Record Act..”

". . . Most people don't know that, but it's true."

Solid show currently on CNN called Trumping Democracy covering Jan 6th. 

36 minutes ago, Underdog said:

There are many ways to use silver as a weapon against vampires. The most common ones include imbuing with or crafting standard weapons out of silver. Such as swords, daggers, arrows and bullets.

Good luck finding a Buffy gif that captures all of that. 

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53 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Good luck finding a Buffy gif that captures all of that. 

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2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

What about 2023

I'm too afraid to type "smearing poop on yourself gif" into my search history.

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm too afraid to type "smearing poop on yourself gif" into my search history.

Sometimes, you just gotta do what you gotta do. The lulz demand it.

7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You said he would have a “joke presidency” if he didn’t build his wall.


She was right about that, wasn't she?

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

solid argument. 

From the replies, but actually a legit solid argument instead of a jokey one. 
 

 

3 hours ago, Goredho said:

Proportional to his hands, however…

I thought the fringed flag was the bad one. Have I had it reversed all this time?

10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

The alt-right isn’t subtle. Haven’t been for quite some time. Exactly what it is they find actionable? Well, that’s what I haven’t determined. Other than “(they) will not replace us.”

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Legal Eagle dives in:

 

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Legal Eagle dives in:

 

Beat me to it. 

I was very happy to see that he pointed out paragraph 83 (7:30 mark), which to me puts to rest any and all debate about "what did he really know?" He fucking knew that he lost and he admitted it...just not in public. Of course he further demolishes that nonsense beginning around 15:30 with the "state of mind" stuff. I also liked the bit at the end re: Elias. That's a perfect illustration of how absurd the MAGA argument is.

Trump's case here is like an onion that's rotting from the inside: keep peeling them damned layers and it just keeps looking worse.

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:
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“Our Founders lay this case out,” says Eastman. “There’s actually a provision in the Declaration of Independence that a people will suffer abuses while they remain sufferable, tolerable while they remain tolerable. At some point abuses become so intolerable that it becomes not only their right but their duty to alter or abolish the existing government.”

As the article already points out, I love how this degenerate says "provision in the Declaration of Independence" as if it were a legal instrument.

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Scott Adams has been off his fucking rocker for a while.  Also, I never thought Dilbert was funny, so fuck that guy.

The best lawyers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, hpslugga said:

As the article already points out, I love how this degenerate says "provision in the Declaration of Independence" as if it were a legal instrument.

The existing government during the attempted coup was the Trump government. They were trying to overthrow and abolish the will of the people to choose their own government. Which I’d say is looked down pretty unkindly by the founders 

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

The best lawyers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yep, apparently there is such a thing as "a little bit pregnant".

Oh, this is a civil rights case now?

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