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  • HillCountryBevo
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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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Wish we could take all the child cancer in the world and give them to this fat, treasonous fuck. 

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Oh I think the vast majority of the true Dotardians most definitely don't see through it. 

His voters? No, they don't. His supporters in DC? Yeah they see it and they support it. They're not interested in governing; they're interested in ruling. 

22 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Courthouse closes at 5pm Eastern and they are through 5 of 10 witnesses. 

So unless these go really fast it ain't happening until tomorrow.

It’s certainly possible they will stop at 5, but judges control the courtroom. It’s not unusual to stay later than official closing times. Still. My money is on tomorrow or Wednesday for the indictment(s)

2 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

If he keeps attacking the judge she absolutely will put him behind bars for contempt 

That tweet seems like the plain language meaning of contempt. Curious what the lawyers think.

43 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That's really weird.  A clerk's office generally should not be in possession of drafts of something like an indictment.  Hell, they'd probably reject it it it wasn't signed by the Foreperson of the grand jury, just like they'd reject an unsigned motion or petition.

Maybe it was intended to be filed under seal and something glitched there.  But if it was filed, that means it was true-billed and any witnesses today would not and could not be relevant to that indictment.

The sequence that you just described - determining the correct administrative action and spotting process errors in context with a high degree of accuracy is a category of thing that AI does extremely well. Just saying.

6 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

His voters? No, they don't. His supporters in DC? Yeah they see it and they support it. They're not interested in governing; they're interested in ruling. 

i have had too many conversations with his supporters where they refuse to listen to logic and reason. by the end, they know. they apologize (not really) for supporting him, start playing the victim card, and then pull some form of whataboutism to justify supporting him. but they know that they are wrong. they know he is wrong. hell he alludes to it most of the time. its part of the game. he know he just has to give them an excuse to support his agenda. an agenda that his supporters believe helps them (it doesnt). the GOP stopped engaging in a competition of ideas 30 years ago. Clinton broke them. ever since, they have refused to change to reflect the will of the people. instead they are trying to change the electorate or give the people a reason to support a racist, elitist agenda that engages in distractions while they rob us all blind.

 

sigh...

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

 

One thing is, this thread is too all-encompassing.  Seems to me we ought to have a Mar-A-Lago thread, a Manhattan thread, a DC 1/6 thread, and eventually a Georgia thread.

We also probably need a Trump lawyer FAFO thread.

Serious question, are you an aggy?

 

Your breathless defense of the law and lawyers in general sounds quite like aggy saying they never lie cheat or steal.

You talk about how only lawyers take home stress from the job sounds like aggy saying turdition and from the outside you wouldn't understand...

Now you want a thread for every trump indictment like Texags on their football board.

What's next, how you gave a visiting attorney directions to the courthouse?

If you're not an aggy, then maybe lawyers just suck like they do. I mean most jokes about professionals are lawyer jokes, and most jokes about college students are about aggy.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Courthouse closes at 5pm Eastern and they are through 5 of 10 witnesses. 

So unless these go really fast it ain't happening until tomorrow.

Maybe they are using an auctioneer to make it go more quickly?

Maybe they are using an auctioneer to make it go more quickly?
Maybe the hired Motormouth John Moschitta.
It's a lot of crimes to enumerate.

Fulton County judge prepared to keep courtroom open past regular closing time as per CNN. It was supposed to call it a day in 19 mins.

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fulton County judge prepared to keep courtroom open past regular closing time as per CNN. It was supposed to call it a day in 19 mins.

Yup

 

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Yes, understood all that, but abiding by the rules of professional conduct or the law is required, is it not? Meaning a layer cannot aid and abet a criminal act or violate either the boundaries of the law or procedure, right? Like if that's a distant second, it would explain a lot. 

BTW, what's the lawyer version of mansplaining called?

Windbagging?
54 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Serious question, are you an aggy?

 

Your breathless defense of the law and lawyers in general sounds quite like aggy saying they never lie cheat or steal.

You talk about how only lawyers take home stress from the job sounds like aggy saying turdition and from the outside you wouldn't understand...

Now you want a thread for every trump indictment like Texags on their football board.

What's next, how you gave a visiting attorney directions to the courthouse?

If you're not an aggy, then maybe lawyers just suck like they do. I mean most jokes about professionals are lawyer jokes, and most jokes about college students are about aggy.

way too intelligent for aggy he uses commas and shit . 

 

6 minutes ago, mr.goodkat said:

way too intelligent for aggy he uses commas and shit . 

 

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6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I expected this as well. It’s a trademark of rightist politics in general to pounce on the vaguest appearance of oppositional impropriety, run with it and scream about it until the end of fucking time. Clockwork.

RICO act...

Ironic, giving Guiliani's claim to fame as a US Attorney was using RICO act to nail mobsters.....

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, it will be the Fulton County District Attorney, which is, despite the name, an arm of the state government, not Fulton County. And the case will be styled State of Georgia v. Donald J. Trump et al. 

The key word in the title is District not County. District Attorneys represent the state in districts that often but not always correspond to counties.  This is the difference between district amd county attorneys.

 

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3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Wouldn’t the first one be about trying to get the Georgia Secretary of State to commit election fraud?

 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

In September?

 

 

 

 

 

i just know that he is fucked. im not sure if its in NYC, FL, DC, or the ATL - maybe all of them. but the dude is going down.

its funny he keeps screaming its election interference!!! like someone else said, ok cool lets get these trials over ASAP so we arent anywhere near the election.

It appears that witness #5 is singing like a canary.

Is Michigan cooking up anything?  The more the merrier...

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Can’t we go one thread on this website without it devolving into a lawyer criticism/fart smelling fight? 

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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“You will get the attorney shit talking and like it!”

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

ChiTownDoc accusing Surly lawyer cabal of having metal studs in our micropeni.  Harsh Doc, harsh. 

Y’all forget Surly demographics

  • 46% of Surly are lawyers
  • 46% of Surly are doctors
  • 2% of Surly are both
  • 2% of Surly are pilots
  • 2% of Surly are engineers (1 member of Surly is a lawyer and an engineer, but the stats don't reflect it)
  • 2% of Surly are in the entertainment industry
  • 2% of Surly are math majors
1 hour ago, Constant said:

Wish we could take all the child cancer in the world and give them to this fat, treasonous fuck. 

You know, I wish I had all the child cancer in the world. Sucks for me, but it would solve one of the great problems of the world.

But you know, if Trump got it all instead, that would solve two.

They are saying on MSNBC that the rules for bail in Georgia are kind of different from other places.  There you have to prove you're not going to misbehave in order not to go to jail, not get the benefit of the doubt like in NY and Georgia.

Ruh, roh!

1 minute ago, Longhorn94 said:

i just know that he is fucked. im not sure if its in NYC, FL, DC, or the ATL - maybe all of them. but the dude is going down.

its funny he keeps screaming its election interference!!! like someone else said, ok cool lets get these trials over ASAP so we arent anywhere near the election.

And they're still coming. There will be more charges in separate cases dropping.  Meanwhile, he can't stop criming on Truth Social.  

15 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

RICO act...

Ironic, giving Guiliani's claim to fame as a US Attorney was using RICO act to nail mobsters.....

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3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Look at this clown show:

They couldn't find a notary?  In Washington DC?

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

That tweet seems like the plain language meaning of contempt. Curious what the lawyers think.

The sequence that you just described - determining the correct administrative action and spotting process errors in context with a high degree of accuracy is a category of thing that AI does extremely well. Just saying.

Well, court clerks better pepper their angus then.

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

They couldn't find a notary?  In Washington DC?

Man I got two in my office

Jeez, just go to a UPS store, they usually have one.

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He's not beating the Georgia case.  They have signed letters, text messages, emails and recordings.

21 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good find.  I wouldn't be surprised if there was some more skulduggery behind that, but in September?  Seems a bit late.

4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He's not beating the Georgia case.  They have signed letters, text messages, emails and recordings.

Yeah, of course they do, but what proof do they have other than that?.

19 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

i just know that he is fucked. im not sure if its in NYC, FL, DC, or the ATL - maybe all of them. but the dude is going down.

its funny he keeps screaming its election interference!!! like someone else said, ok cool lets get these trials over ASAP so we arent anywhere near the election.

For the first time I feel like the walls are closing in on him; he's gonna be proper fucked.

4 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Yeah, of course they do, but what proof do they have other than that?.

 

42 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Look at this clown show:

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Where's that from?

As I recall, they wanted to have a lawsuit on file challenging the election results in Nevada, no matter how frivolous, to give some cover to the false elector scheme.  That's kind of important because in the other, allegedly legal competing slates of electors scenario in Hawaii in 1960, there was a close election and a hotly contested recount going on until the last minute, meaning there could be a need for one or the other set of electors.  And that's something mostly not present here because in all the fake elector states except maybe Nevada, the recounts and election contests were over and concluded in favor of Biden.

And I think the notarization is significant because Trump swore to the truth of allegations in the lawsuit complaint (the verification they're trying to notarize there) that had been thoroughly disproven as false.  No one moved for sanctions in that case, though, so I guess it's going to come up here.

But the whole notion that there was a need to legitimize the fake electors by making it look like Hawaii in 1960 only underscores how corrupt was the whole thing, and Trump signing a false verification of a lawsuit shows his complicity in the whole thing and is another corrupt act unto itself.

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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Where's that from?

It's from the J6C, but I hadn't remembered seeing it.

MAGA has declared a mistrial.  Everyone can go home now.  It's over.  Trump wins again. 

 

 

37 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

RICO act...

Ironic, giving Guiliani's claim to fame as a US Attorney was using RICO act to nail mobsters.....

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2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

MAGA has declared a mistrial.  Everyone can go home now.  It's over.  Trump wins again. 

 

 

Well, it is pretty problematic in terms of violating grand jury secrecy, without knowing what the exact rules are there in Georgia.

But from what I have seen of grand jury misconduct cases that result in quashing indictments, you have to show some pretty tangible prejudice from the secrecy or other violation.  That again being in a federal or more general cases.

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1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Serious question, are you an aggy?

 

Your breathless defense of the law and lawyers in general sounds quite like aggy saying they never lie cheat or steal.

You talk about how only lawyers take home stress from the job sounds like aggy saying turdition and from the outside you wouldn't understand...

Now you want a thread for every trump indictment like Texags on their football board.

What's next, how you gave a visiting attorney directions to the courthouse?

If you're not an aggy, then maybe lawyers just suck like they do. I mean most jokes about professionals are lawyer jokes, and most jokes about college students are about aggy.

Oh fuck off.

If you can't see the utility of dividing up the discussion of the manifold cases against Trump, then I can't help you.  At the very least, you'd presumably know when there's a new post that it's actually possibly relevant to that case.

And, I don't defend lawyers per se, I explain that legal processes are not as simple as people want to believe they are and against fucking ridiculous assertions like "lawyers have no ethics code."

My "breathless defense" of lawyers is mostly against breathlessly idiotic and ignorant assertions about lawyers or the legal process.

25 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Oh fuck off.

If you can't see the utility of dividing up the discussion of the manifold cases against Trump, then I can't help you.  At the very least, you'd presumably know when there's a new post that it's actually possibly relevant to that case.

And, I don't defend lawyers per se, I explain that legal processes are not as simple as people want to believe they are and against fucking ridiculous assertions like "lawyers have no ethics code."

My "breathless defense" of lawyers is mostly against breathlessly idiotic and ignorant assertions about lawyers or the legal process.

In other words, you’re giving his post a grade of D.

Y’all forget Surly demographics
  • 46% of Surly are lawyers
  • 46% of Surly are doctors
  • 2% of Surly are both
  • 2% of Surly are pilots
  • 2% of Surly are engineers (1 member of Surly is a lawyer and an engineer, but the stats don't reflect it)
  • 2% of Surly are in the entertainment industry
  • 2% of Surly are math majors

Harumph

Y’all always leaving us gals out.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Y’all forget Surly demographics

  • 46% of Surly are lawyers
  • 46% of Surly are doctors
  • 2% of Surly are both
  • 2% of Surly are pilots
  • 2% of Surly are engineers (1 member of Surly is a lawyer and an engineer, but the stats don't reflect it)
  • 2% of Surly are in the entertainment industry
  • 2% of Surly are math majors

100% are offensive coordinators.

1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

And they're still coming. There will be more charges in separate cases dropping.  Meanwhile, he can't stop criming on Truth Social.  

He also has another fraud case coming up. He’s the defendant in a class action lawsuit for his promotion of a multilevel marketing scheme hocking shitty video phones. That trial is scheduled for Jan. 29.

 

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