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[Born to Run 6569]

Putin would wack his ass the minute he landed because he would no longer be of value. Putin has to be pissed that Trump failed to get reelected. It really fucked up his Special Operation.

[The Dog 44051]

 

[Biff Tannen 45685]

1 hour ago, linux said:

 

 

One of these so called students of the constitution once told me since 2 is a smaller number it outranks all other ammendments, I shit you not.

Lulz, does this same person say Covid 19 was no big deal since we already had Covids 1-18?

[Js1 85337]

No way he’d go to Russia. McDonalds pulled out of there in 2022 

[speed817 19271]

Preview of Trump getting booked....

[wildcat09 29354]

Donny fleeing to Russia would be the absolute funniest thing that could possibly happen. 

[C-Man 27227]

Donny fleeing to Russia would be the absolute funniest thing that could possibly happen. 

Honestly the best outcome other than him dying in prison is him absconding in the middle of the night to some foreign country with all of his mouth-breathing supporters’ “donations.” Then we can point at their dumbasses and …

[Js1 85337]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Honestly the best outcome other than him dying in prison is him absconding in the middle of the night to some foreign country with all of his mouth-breathing supporters’ “donations.” Then we can point at their dumbasses and …

Only if we encourage them to defect with him. Let them truly see what living under an authoritarian oligarchy looks like. They’d last a week, if that, before they beg to come back. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

...and then Ukraine dropping a bomb on him.

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

12 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

...and then Ukraine dropping a bomb on him.

What air defense doing? 

[Horn Dog 9855]

57 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Why are they so busy?  Fox News has told me that criminals are allowed to roam freely in these non policed liberal hotbeds. 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Know there is an O/U on Trump's weight at booking.  We got an O/U on total weight of all conspirators?

[YGIFS 19450]

'bout tree fiddy long tons of shit.

[strangulation! 1716]

57 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

...and then Ukraine dropping a bomb on him.

fat man? or little hands?

[NAVY 6740]

3 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

fat man? or little hands?

Both. It’s the only way to be sure 

[Goredho 17406]

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

Putin would wack his ass the minute he landed because he would no longer be of value. Putin has to be pissed that Trump failed to get reelected. It really fucked up his Special Operation.

No he wouldn't.  Trump makes Russia's greatest adversary fight itself.  He will forever be useful to Russia.  If Trump ever flees the U.S., he will be set up as a President in exile, with Russia amplifying his messages to the MAGAs in the U.S.

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

That traitor deserves the gallows. He’ll be getting off easy if he spends the rest of his life behind bars. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

I should, but I can’t believe he actually put out there the thought of him escaping to Russia. A former President. What a simulation.

for fucking real. it wasn't just a flppant throwaway line either. he's thought about what sort of gold domed suite vlad might offer him, without realizing that vlad might go full khal drogo dothraki on his ass and give him the gold dome:

vlad is not a nice person. surely trump knows this, but for some reason he thinks that he'll be treated "in kind" by evil dictators around the globe.

[Chad Fuck 17681]

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

Putin would wack his ass the minute he landed because he would no longer be of value. Putin has to be pissed that Trump failed to get reelected. It really fucked up his Special Operation.

Putin would treat him like Valerian, except for having lost in a struggle against his enemy, tfg willingly offers himself up to our enemy.  He'd be a pet curiosity for Putin.  I could see Putin putting tfg on a leash and parading him around the Kremlin. 

[linux 1660]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lulz, does this same person say Covid 19 was no big deal since we already had Covids 1-18?

He thinks the coronavirus was given gain of function on its ability to mutate, when confronted with the flu and its natural mutation ability he stated a contradictory word salad. The flu is natural you see but the coronavirus was engineered. Also Rand Paul is a doctor (ps just an eye surgeon) so he is the only one that knows about the virus 

Dude is brainwashed, 100% repeats what Trump says, I just point and laugh at him. If you guys think you hate me I turn it to 11 on him.

[Biff Tannen 45685]

1 hour ago, linux said:

He thinks the coronavirus was given gain of function on its ability to mutate, when confronted with the flu and its natural mutation ability he stated a contradictory word salad. The flu is natural you see but the coronavirus was engineered. Also Rand Paul is a doctor (ps just an eye surgeon) so he is the only one that knows about the virus 

Dude is brainwashed, 100% repeats what Trump says, I just point and laugh at him. If you guys think you hate me I turn it to 11 on him.

As the son of an eye surgeon who now has anti-vaxx tendencies...dammit.

[Born to Run 6569]

No he wouldn't.  Trump makes Russia's greatest adversary fight itself.  He will forever be useful to Russia.  If Trump ever flees the U.S., he will be set up as a President in exile, with Russia amplifying his messages to the MAGAs in the U.S.

Understood, but once he lands in Russia, Putin can take complete control of the narrative and have his minions post for Donald alive or secretly dead. Can't have fat boy whining about his life in Russia.

That any of this is even plausible enough to warranty a discussion is insane.

[linux 1660]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

As the son of an eye surgeon who now has anti-vaxx tendencies...dammit.

Dad is a never trumper up to date on his covid vaccines, lucked out on that one.

[Gatorubet 30238]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Donny fleeing to Russia would be the absolute funniest thing that could possibly happen. 

 Not as funny as him getting convicted and sent to prison, then being seen in prison garb without makeup or hair dye. 

[Hermanator 7050]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Only if we encourage them to defect with him. Let them truly see what living under an authoritarian oligarchy looks like. They’d last a week, if that, before they beg to come back. 

We're already in a form of oligarchy where corporations are running the government. Not too far away from authoritarian rule either. Most of us may know what it's like to live in that in America in our lifetime. 

[Willfully Horn 8017]

47 minutes ago, Goredho said:

No he wouldn't.  Trump makes Russia's greatest adversary fight itself.  He will forever be useful to Russia.  If Trump ever flees the U.S., he will be set up as a President in exile, with Russia amplifying his message to the MAGAs in the U.S.

So, this part would not change.

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

47 minutes ago, Goredho said:

No he wouldn't.  Trump makes Russia's greatest adversary fight itself.  He will forever be useful to Russia.  If Trump ever flees the U.S., he will be set up as a President in exile, with Russia amplifying his messages to the MAGAs in the U.S.

[Native Horn 3504]

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

I'm sure his Assistant In Charge of Druggage will adjust the Adderall and coke supply accordingly.

[The Dog 44051]

[dcbc 14484]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Only if we encourage them to defect with him. Let them truly see what living under an authoritarian oligarchy looks like. They’d last a week, if that, before they beg to come back. 

Then they'd get a first hand education on what it means to be a conscript.

[dcbc 14484]

46 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 

Fun fact (for those who missed it).  That's Gustavo Fring on the left

 

Edited August 22, 2023 by dcbc

[Beau Vine 54230]

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

*flicks toothpick*

 

This guy?

[Bozo_Casanova 26460]

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

That's called the quart of blood technique

[Longhorn94 2448]

35 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

i had never seen a person actually shrink in real time before until this happened. it was surreal.

[Goredho 17406]

1 minute ago, Longhorn94 said:

i had never seen a person actually shrink in real time before until this happened. it was surreal.

Like a DOG!

[DDD Dad 14339]

3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Trump wouldn't have the balls to murder someone.  Have someone murdered?  Yeah.  Do the deed himself?  Nah.

You mean like when at all his rallies he promotes physical violence as a way to handle protestors?

He's doing this to set up a defense later once he uses SocMed in a way they revoke his bail.  He can say he thought the bail was just for flight.   

 

 

Looks like Greg Abbott BBQ ("most important thing about BBQ is the sauce") or John Cornyn brisket to me.

[Rimbo 25935]

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Donny fleeing to Russia would be the absolute funniest thing that could possibly happen. 

I mean... y'all all do realize that literally everything he said in that tweet was sarcasm, right? He was saying it to poke fun at the people who think he'd do it.

I'd have thought the "fly coach nobody would recognize me" bit in there would make that obvious, but...

[Rimbo 25935]

34 minutes ago, dcbc said:

 

Fun fact (for those who missed it).  That's Gustavo Fring on the left

 

a.k.a. "the only guy in this picture who still has a career"

[wildcat09 29354]

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I mean... y'all all do realize that literally everything he said in that tweet was sarcasm, right? He was saying it to poke fun at the people who think he'd do it.

I'd have thought the "fly coach nobody would recognize me" bit in there would make that obvious, but...

Rimbo, I promise nobody needs you to bring the sarcasm detector.

[Rimbo 25935]

3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Rimbo, I promise nobody needs you to bring the sarcasm detector.

Sure about that? Because it really looks to me like most of the past couple of pages be filled with people who need to recalibrate theirs.

"omg he actually said it"

"if he did Putin would kill him"

etc etc etc

[Beau Vine 54230]

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

I realize he was being sarcastic, but Donald Trump isn't smart enough to not let his real thoughts and fears ooze out through sarcasm. 

[Js1 85337]

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Sure about that? Because it really looks to me like most of the past couple of pages be filled with people who need to recalibrate theirs.

"omg he actually said it"

"if he did Putin would kill him"

etc etc etc

[Rimbo 25935]

Just now, Js1 said:

 

[Dahobbs 17534]

10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Sure about that? Because it really looks to me like most of the past couple of pages be filled with people who need to recalibrate theirs.

"omg he actually said it"

"if he did Putin would kill him"

etc etc etc

Dude...

[Rimbo 25935]

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Dude...

 

[Longhorn94 2448]

seriously, have you not been paying attention? of course it was sarcasm. and also of course thats how he starts everything - sarcastically testing the waters, talking about everything out in the open, no one believes anyone would be dumb enough to do that but then holy shit, it actually works for this guy to do it that way and then finally, i cant believe he did exactly what he told us he was going to do when he said it in that sarcastic tweet X number of months ago. 

 

i mean people, and this guys even more so, tell you what they are thinking if you pay attention and believe them.

[Rimbo 25935]

1 minute ago, Longhorn94 said:

seriously, have you not been paying attention? of course it was sarcasm. and also of course thats how he starts everything - sarcastically testing the waters, talking about everything out in the open, no one believes anyone would be dumb enough to do that but then holy shit, it actually works for this guy to do it that way and then finally, i cant believe he did exactly what he told us he was going to do when he said it in that sarcastic tweet X number of months ago. 

 

i mean people, and this guys even more so, tell you what they are thinking if you pay attention and believe them.

And you thought he was being sarcastic then?

the defense... somewhat smugly... rests its case

[TwiceHorn 31471]

Today is the day the government is supposed to respond to the issue of witnesses testifying before the DC grand jury in the Florida case.  Must say I am interested in that, because at first blush, it sure looks like the government was violating its own policies, if not the law.  I hope they have a good explanation.  The best part of it may be under seal, though.

Also worth noting for those inclined to panic about Cannon denying the governments' motions to seal, Chutkan did it too.

MINUTE ORDER as to DONALD J. TRUMP: The government's 24 Sealed Motion for Leave to Submit Exhibit Ex Parte and Under Seal is hereby DENIED without prejudice. Signed by Judge Tanya S. Chutkan on 8/10/2023. (zjd)