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[YGIFS 19449]

215 is a little heavy for a 6-3 combo guard, but he makes up for it with those great ball-handling fingers.  

Also, to be DeSantis or Vivek right now.  More people are watching a plane sit idle on a tarmac than not only watched them debate, but will vote for either of them combined.

[Js1 85296]

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

Can you imagine that swirly comb-over?

Do I have to?

[TexArcher 37771]

I mean, you could cut both of Trump's arms off and he'd still weigh more than 215.

[NAVY 6740]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I mean, you could cut both of Trump's arms off and he'd still weigh more than 215.

Go on 

[Foosters 17843]

I've been practicing criminal law for over a decade and never once I have I seen someone weighed during booking. I have no idea why the entire world including the myriad internet experts just assumed they weigh during bookings. Did the county indicate they were going to?

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

38 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Since he's had such a weight loss program going, I wonder if he will stop on the way back to the airport at McDonalds, get a McFlurry or some nuggets.  I mean, you have to treat yourself every now and again.  

Mcflurry machine would be broken.

[Macanudo 12976]

56 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Finally, those white dude long beards are out. This isn’t 2013 anymore. 

He's just getting ready to defend Little Round Top.

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

8 hours ago, F250 said:

Strong Heaven's Gate vibe.

Not strong enough. 

[Mo Horn 8831]

 

[TexArcher 37771]

Holy shit, is that mugshot airbrushed??

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

Wow. What a time to be alive. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Holy shit, is that mugshot airbrushed??

Kari Lake camera filter 

[SaucyJack 3488]

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

[G650 14246]

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

 

For real this time.

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Big mad 

[texas08 1599]

What a reptile looking ass bastard.

[atomheartbevo 89630]

39 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am 6'3" and 213 as of last week. For me to look like Trump I'd have to fill a dufflebag full of horse shit and strap it on in front in "GET PREGNANT" mode.

IYKYK. Half-right FACE.

I’m a few inches shorter and 5 pounds heavier, and yeah Trump makes me look good.  I have gotten up to 230, and even being a few inches shorter, didn’t really look fat, and would have had to strap on a fake gut/waist to look as fat as Trump.

[TwiceHorn 31440]

His makeup artiste stirred in some extra carpet fibers upstairs knowing how the lighting would be.  Or maybe took some thinsulate out of an old vest.

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Notice they got the exposure right on his mugshot. 

[Satchel 6935]

34 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

And the measurements Lamar Jackson as well. Serious business.

 

 

[speed817 19256]

I guess I'm back down to my chemo weight of 125 lbs...

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

19 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

How long did he rehearse that grimacing face?

 

 

 

[TexArcher 37771]

Jesus, I didn't realize Cedric Tillman and Lamar Jackson were such gigantic fat pieces of shit.  Maybe Trump should wear shoulder pads for a slimming look?

[SimonBolivar 10957]

I'm either 6'7 245 or 5'4 320, I haven't decided which yet.

[Dnaguy 11920]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

I mean......

 

Can you guys spot the difference?

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

“90 Days Judge”!

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

 

 

 

[Pancho 44720]

 

 

[tx ind 7008]

Throwing out 215 was smart.  When he catches a bunch of shit he can just say that he said 250 and they must have misunderstood it.

[Blotto 23491]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

MTG is in the bail racket now? 

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

33 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Notice they got the exposure right on his mugshot. 

Jail time for the Blacks for Trump guy might merit its own documentary. Subscribed.

[speed817 19256]

13 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

[NAVY 6740]

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Sorry, deleted the trump image I posted here. Fuck that guy. No need to feature his mug 

———-

carry on 

 

Edited August 25, 2023 by NAVY

[Genco 3040]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, I have to ask.  If he's as wealthy as he brags about, why is he using a bail bondsman?

 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

#1 on Trump’s Rules — always use other people’s money when at all possible

$180k today is more valuable to the Trump PAC than $200k after the trial (and likely after the election).

[tx 3 putt 76880]

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Isn’t lying in court a felony ?

[Incredulity 11657]

Whats the deal with the birds eye view mugshot?

[tx 3 putt 76880]

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

He’s risking spending a weekend in jail 

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[C-Man 27197]

Fuckface posted on Twitter

[dcbc 14465]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Not strong enough. 

Boom!

[dieucla98 2942]

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuckface posted on Twitter
 

But.... He did surrender. Hence the mug shot.

[Satchel 6935]

33 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Jail time for the Blacks for Trump guy might merit its own documentary. Subscribed.

Read he was recently charged with assault of FBI agents. These biscuit bakers never learn.

[YGIFS 19449]

1 minute ago, dieucla98 said:

But.... He did surrender. Hence the mug shot.

Yeah, curious choice of words for the Donald.  Even the headline on Foxnews was "Trump Surrenders to Fulton County Officials."  

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

Read he was recently charged with assault of FBI agents. These biscuit bakers never learn.

For a minute I was thinking in my Wes Mantooth voice, "Oh c'mon, even the crazy mayor guy with the hair shit got posted bail!"  But yeah, he'll get a raw deal compared to the white people, but pro tip---you're up for a RICO trial, stay 500' away from anybody in the FBI.  

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

 

 

 

 

 

[Covri 6245]

21 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuckface posted on Twitter
 

[Rimbo 25915]

21 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuckface posted on Twitter
 

funny that he would post that regarding a photo taken when he did surrender to authorities, because of his election interference

[TexEx15 17509]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Holy shit, is that mugshot airbrushed??

No, his face is. 

[TeeDubya 3362]

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

https://x.com/projectlincoln/status/1694900010188480957?s=61&t=YPdFM3arg-9vhoMIx5EGSQ
 

[Mdhorn 5947]

51 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuckface posted on Twitter
 

Should say Like a Dog below his mugshot.