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[Beau Vine 54271]

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

https://x.com/projectlincoln/status/1694900010188480957?s=61&t=YPdFM3arg-9vhoMIx5EGSQ
 

 

[Gatorubet 30247]

I’m looking at YOU, Nattering Nabobs of Negativity...   Your mojo, once strong, has now failed me!!

[Beau Vine 54271]

 

[Mileslong 4728]

He is declassifying the camera …

[DigglerontheHoof 21204]

[hookemATL 11783]

Camera. Man. Orange. Cunt. 

[Beau Vine 54271]

 

[atomheartbevo 89735]

Somebody's Wheaties were pissed in

Meanwhile, this is what MAGA thinks of him, complete with Qanon imagery

 

[Stilicho 1397]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Meanwhile, this is what MAGA thinks of him, complete with Qanon imagery

 

So... what's happening here?

In my head, that's Marty McFly behind the wheel of Delorean heading straight for shitheel.

[Satchel 6938]

Here’s the rest of the story. Trump was allowed to self record his measurements in advance and provide them to Fulton County. He shaved off 30-40 pounds because he can’t be honest about anything.

[Brisketexan 105161]

So... what's happening here?
In my head, that's Marty McFly behind the wheel of Delorean heading straight for shitheel.

Did…did he take dozens of mega shits all over the street?

[C-Man 27234]

Move over “Blue Steel,” DOTARD gives us “The Vigo”

[Cairn Horn88 8275]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

No, his face is. 

That is Trump’s grifting-money-raising pose.  He has several similar pics out there to make him appear tough.

[Jhawkmvp 1489]

Trump must have had a good cry before the booking photo. Those are some red eyes. 

[YGIFS 19452]

Normally I would take my suitcoat off before taking a shit That hard but there probably wasn’t a hook.  
 

normally I would also wonder why someone was photographing me taking such an aggressive shit.  Maybe that explains the disgruntled look and embarrassment explains why he left town so fast.  

Edited August 25, 2023 by YGIFS

[shnsajax 3591]

 

Just more wagging the dog

https://x.com/rpsagainsttrump/status/1694768729450557813?s=46&t=ftNbsVe_YN81I93zpcKswg

[Cairn Horn88 8275]

You gotta be pretty messed up to put your hopes and dreams on a clown in a circus in the middle of a zoo that’s on fire!

[speed817 19395]

21 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Move over “Blue Steel,” DOTARD gives us “The Vigo”

more like "Orange Turd"

[Mole 4333]

There’s something about the mugshot that makes me sad. A team of weak, insecure advisors probably workshopped the photo then worked with a weak, demented old man to practice looking tough for his weak, profoundly lost followers.

The vanity, shallowness, and utter lack of substance in the entire pathetic movement encapsulated in one photo.

 

[Born to Run 6569]

I've been practicing criminal law for over a decade and never once I have I seen someone weighed during booking. I have no idea why the entire world including the myriad internet experts just assumed they weigh during bookings. Did the county indicate they were going to?

That's the devils tricks. We all know he sucks ass, but we all tune in even though we know it's counter productive. it's kinda like he's the antichrist but we all just nod along

[hpslugga 4062]

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

How did his eyes get so red, and what the hell is on donny’s head?

[Stilicho 1397]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Did…did he take dozens of mega shits all over the street?

Same. Are those washed up squids or like… corpses?

Might need some ether or mescaline to aid in interpretation. 

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

2 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

Same. Are those washed up squids or like… corpses?

Might need some ether or mescaline to aid in interpretation. 

Looks kinda like when the man-o-war wash up on the Galveston shore

[hpslugga 4062]

[SilasCoade 2622]

3 hours ago, speed817 said:

I bet she's a lot of fun in the bedroom

[Satchel 6938]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

He should familiarize himself with the modified version of the “cracker slapper” popularized in the aftermath of the Riverboat Rebellion in Montgomery. The folding mechanism on them fits perfectly across the brows of ignorant, dumb biscuit bakers on the take.

[Horn Dogg 3925]

45 minutes ago, SilasCoade said:

I bet she's a lot of fun in the bedroom

There’s a whole thread on that.  In short she’s the type you fuck and run when you’re done!

[Superhero 8830]

6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

That's taller than Washington at 6'-8".

Leaner than Washington at fucking ton.

 

[Fastbreak 3988]

If you are rich as fuck, why would you pay someone 20% to post your bail? Just asking questions…

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

 

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

Meanwhile, outside the jail, a pair of women lusting after Trump's attention decided to have a catfight:

 

 

 

 

[locodos 5387]

8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

 

The Beethoven of Bullshit.   Da da dat Daaaaaaaa

[Goredho 17412]

16 minutes ago, locodos said:

The Beethoven of Bullshit.   Da da dat Daaaaaaaa

It goes “DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMMMMMB.  DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMMMMMB.”

[locodos 5387]

6 minutes ago, Goredho said:

It goes “DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMMMMMB.  DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMMMMMB.”

Damnit! It's was right there

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

 

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

 

 

 

['stache 21823]

I thought they made you take your hat off for the mug shot. Why was he allowed to keep that rat hat on his head?

[Sawbonz 27580]

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

[The University 851]

[G650 14265]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile, outside the jail, a pair of women lusting after Trump's attention decided to have a catfight:

 

 

 

 

Large Marge lol

[Goredho 17412]

30 minutes ago, locodos said:

Damnit! It's was right there

You still get the assist, Stockton.

[Sawbonz 27580]

When MTG isn’t MAGA enough

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19120]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile, outside the jail, a pair of women lusting after Trump's attention decided to have a catfight:

 

 

 

 

Trash is going to trash.  

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

3 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

If you are rich as fuck, why would you pay someone 20% to post your bail? Just asking questions…

I guess we just don't know the art of the deal. Seriously though, this is more curious to me than his weight.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile, outside the jail, a pair of women lusting after Trump's attention decided to have a catfight:

 

 

 

 

Marge, the rep who who proposed a national divorce- Not MAGA Enough

These people know how to govern. 

[Genco 3041]

10 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I guess we just don't know the art of the deal. Seriously though, this is more curious to me than his weight.

If the trial occurs after the election, the PAC doesn't have the use of the $200k for the campaign. It'll be sitting on Rice St. earning 0%. 

If he uses Four Seasons Bail Bonds, the PAC will still have $180k available to spend prior to November 2024.

[smuggs 9353]

Perhaps a neurotic privacy move so that he's not directly providing the state of Georgia with any of his shady personal banking information? 

 

[Pancho 44860]

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

this is just the griftiest of grifts, and I wish I would have gotten in on it from the ground up. 

 

[dcbc 14492]

8 hours ago, hpslugga said:

 

This is like Google trying to get me to prove I'm not a robot by selecting all the pictures of psychopaths.