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[BamaATL 16593]

So Meadows has to be one of the biggest idiots of all time.  He cut a deal with the Feds, and instead of trying to cut a deal with Georgia he committed perjury in an attempt to get the state case moved to Federal Court.   So while he may have immunity in the Federal Case, he's potentially fucked that up in Georgia and is facing prison time.  

 

Only the best people.  

[atomheartbevo 89665]

I'm just going to go ahead and add Meadows, since I'm assuming what he told Jack Smith can be used Georgia, or that he will strike a deal in Georgia since he's already striking them elsewhere.

 

[TwiceHorn 31470]

6 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

So Meadows has to be one of the biggest idiots of all time.  He cut a deal with the Feds, and instead of trying to cut a deal with Georgia he committed perjury in an attempt to get the state case moved to Federal Court.   So while he may have immunity in the Federal Case, he's potentially fucked that up in Georgia and is facing prison time.  

 

Only the best people.  

What perjury?  I think I missed something?

It does seem that a lot of Trump confidantes are going to be able to testify to his state of mind in the run up to 1/6.  

[BamaATL 16593]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

What perjury?  I think I missed something?

It does seem that a lot of Trump confidantes are going to be able to testify to his state of mind in the run up to 1/6.  

He hasn't been charged of yet for it, but in his attempt to move the case to Federal Court he was caught lying in his testimony.  

[BamaATL 16593]

Link, plenty more sources on this

https://www.newsweek.com/mark-meadows-perjury-georgia-fani-willis-fake-elector-1823898

[Francisco 2.0 32392]

[Bookman 4639]

But please tell me again how you voted for Trump "because we needed a businessman for President."

[Beau Vine 54226]

 

[Gil Bang 25957]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Move it to the "fiction" section

[Bookman 4639]

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Move it to the "fiction" section

Meadows wrote a book? Does he expect MAGA to read it?

[DaysOff 7951]

At my age, absolutely would that version.

[Underdog 28632]

[bolverk 29672]

3 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Meadows wrote a book? Does he expect MAGA to read it?

It's crazy what a white man without a bachelor's degree can accomplish in America.

[Foosters 17856]

36 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

So Meadows has to be one of the biggest idiots of all time.  He cut a deal with the Feds, and instead of trying to cut a deal with Georgia he committed perjury in an attempt to get the state case moved to Federal Court.   So while he may have immunity in the Federal Case, he's potentially fucked that up in Georgia and is facing prison time.  

 

Only the best people.  

Don't forget the credible death threats that are about to rain down on him and his loved ones! Couldn't have seen that coming!

[Gatorubet 30238]

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Trump must be dyspeptic:

Mark Meadows Granted Immunity for Testimony

October 24, 2023 at 4:59 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard Leave a Comment

“Former President Donald Trump’s final chief of staff in the White House, Mark Meadows, has spoken with special counsel Jack Smith’s team at least three times this year, including once before a federal grand jury, which came only after Smith granted Meadows immunity to testify under oath,” ABC News reports.

“The sources said Meadows informed Smith’s team that he repeatedly told Trump in the weeks after the 2020 presidential election that the allegations of significant voting fraud coming to them were baseless, a striking break from Trump’s prolific rhetoric regarding the election.”

“Meadows also told the federal investigators Trump was being ‘dishonest’ with the public when he first claimed to have won the election only hours after polls closed on Nov. 3, 2020, before final results were in.”

https://politicalwire.com/2023/10/24/mark-meadows-granted-immunity-for-testimony/

[Gatorubet 30238]

It looks like it took many, many pints of Häagen-Dazs ice cream while she was deliberating her decision to flip before she finally decided that an all-starch Georgia prison diet was not for her.

[atomheartbevo 89665]

7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

It looks like it took many, many pints of Häagen-Dazs ice cream while she was deliberating her decision to flip before she finally decided that an all-starch Georgia prison diet was not for her.

Holy Fucking Shit.

She's turning into Linda Tripp right before our very eyes.

[tx 3 putt 76957]

Need the updated tic tac board 

[Underdog 28632]

Thicc as oatmeal… 

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Goodman is too skinny to play her now. 

[tx 3 putt 76957]

14 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

It looks like it took many, many pints of Häagen-Dazs ice cream while she was deliberating her decision to flip before she finally decided that an all-starch Georgia prison diet was not for her.

that thickness + just getting out of jail / lock up = hell yes !!!

[Gatorubet 30238]

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

Meadows wrote a book? Does he expect MAGA to read it?

I don’t know.   But I do expect the publisher to sue his ass for the money they gave him to write a book that turned out to be a whole lot of lies. 

I have no idea what his contract with the publisher says, but I have faith in my fellow lawyers that there’s about 1500 clauses, one of which says we don’t have to pay for a “memoir” that contains complete falsehoods.  

They had an expectation of selling that shit to the gullible MAGATs, and now MAGATs  won’t buy the book b/c Meadows is a fake news RINO traitor….Like a dog. 

Edit: also, name checks out

Edited October 24, 2023 by Gatorubet

[Chooky 13307]

I think it's disrespectful and classless to keep pointing out that she looks like a fat, bloated manatee. We can discuss her faults without reducing the discourse to the singularity of her being a fat bitch. Do better. 

[Macanudo 12978]

3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I think it's disrespectful and classless to keep pointing out that she looks like a fat, bloated manatee. We can discuss her faults without reducing the discourse to the singularity of her being a fat bitch. Do better. 

Can we call her repignant, I mean repugnant?

[Underdog 28632]

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

that thickness + just getting out of jail / lock up = hell yes !!!

Better man than I because in that photo she looks like a clean shaven Ted Cruz in drag. 

[Js1 85336]

16 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Goodman is too skinny to play her now. 

Melissa McCarthy it is 

[Chad Fuck 17681]

Holy Fucking Shit.
She's turning into Linda Tripp right before our very eyes.

Solid reference.

[Gatorubet 30238]

I think it's disrespectful and classless to keep pointing out that she looks like a fat, bloated manatee. We can discuss her faults without reducing the discourse to the singularity of her being a fat bitch. Do better. 

 


“Wait! What? My boyfri…..lectern salesman told me that “manatee” was Cherokee for beloved…”

[Biff Tannen 45684]

20 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have no idea what his contract with the publisher says, but I have faith in my fellow lawyers that there’s about 1500 clauses, one of which says we don’t have to pay for a “memoir” that contains complete falsehoods.  

[Rimbo 25933]

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

[I can literally hear the music play to this gif]

Edited October 25, 2023 by Rimbo

[Rimbo 25933]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

At my age, absolutely would that version.

But Bill didn't. So...

[The Dog 44051]

 

[Rimbo 25933]

35 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I don’t know.   But I do expect the publisher to sue his ass for the money they gave him to write a book that turned out to be a whole lot of lies. 

I have no idea what his contract with the publisher says, but I have faith in my fellow lawyers that there’s about 1500 clauses, one of which says we don’t have to pay for a “memoir” that contains complete falsehoods.  

They had an expectation of selling that shit to the gullible MAGATs, and now MAGATs  won’t buy the book b/c Meadows is a fake news RINO traitor….Like a dog. 

Edit: also, name checks out

Why would the publisher do this? You can't BUY this kind of publicity! The book is about to fly off the shelves now. It's gonna become required reading, the same kind of infamous missing of the target that becomes famous forever as The Jungle. Kids are going to be forced to read it in High School as a great example of "Unreliable Narrator," tied in with a famous historical event in American History.

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

[bolverk 29672]

7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

[I can literally hear the music play to this gif]

 

From the Smithsonian: Why Some People “Hear” Silent GIFs

[Rimbo 25933]

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

From the Smithsonian: Why Some People “Hear” Silent GIFs

Not quite the same thing. 'Cuz this is what I hear:

 

[Slacks 6821]

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

At my age, absolutely would that version.

All Grey Everything version. 

[Gatorubet 30238]

17 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Why would the publisher do this? You can't BUY this kind of publicity! The book is about to fly off the shelves now. It's gonna become required reading, the same kind of infamous missing of the target that becomes famous forever as The Jungle. Kids are going to be forced to read it in High School as a great example of "Unreliable Narrator," tied in with a famous historical event in American History.

Enraged MAGAts will not buy it. He is a traitor.  Progressive who hate Meadows will not buy it.   I don’t know who would buy it.

[BearSchlong 8093]

At this point, Rudy is going to see a jail cell.  He has nothing to offer, no money to defend himself, etc.
 
 
 

[bolverk 29672]

13 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Not quite the same thing. 'Cuz this is what I hear:

 

 

Sure. You may not have synesthesia, but the result is the same through training your brain to hear a specific song when faced with a specific visual.

Personally, I do question whether I have synesthesia, as sometimes, particular colors evoke certain sounds.

Anyway, this is far afield from the squishy fart-sounding noises I hear from seeing images of Trump's face.

Peace.

[Born to Run 6569]

What I like about Cohen, and why I 100% believe everything he says, is he lays it out so simply.  It is all as dumb as we thought.  He doesn't try to obfuscate or complicate or hem and haw.  He's just like, yep, this is what we did and that tub of shit was at the helm.  
I'm a bit surprised no one has tried to get rid of him yet.

Well half the country didn't get duped by a cunning criminal mastermind mob boss. They got duped by a gameshow host clown. It was a pretty simple grift.

[YGIFS 19450]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh, and Jenna.  When it comes time in my memoir's section about my romantic escapades...feel free to toss yourself out of the mix.  

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

4 hours ago, bolverk said:

She was a big, big what? I couldn't catch that.

Think he said "big big bad apple" 

[TwiceHorn 31470]

11 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, Trump filed five more motions to dismiss the indictment in DC.  See them here. https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/67656604/united-states-v-trump/

I think they're all pretty weak, some laughable even.  But a big flurry of activity that was somewhat expected.

One of the most astonishing arguments they've made is that his acquittal in the Senate on the two impeachments is double jeopardy for these criminal charges.

Someone, I think Biff said it above, these motions seem to be mostly political fodder.  One that is really laughable is a motion to strike all reference to January 6 violence from the indictment because allegedly Trump isn't accused of being responsible for 1/6.

I don't know what in the blue fuck they think conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding is if it isn't January 6.  They cite a NY Post article as evidence, without combing through the indictment, which clearly lays responsibility for January 6 at the feet of Trump by virtue of the entire conspiracy.

Laughable, man.

[Macanudo 12978]

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Someone, I think Biff said it above, these motions seem to be mostly political fodder.  One that is really laughable is a motion to strike all reference to January 6 violence from the indictment because allegedly Trump isn't accused of being responsible for 1/6.

I don't know what in the blue fuck they think conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding is if it isn't January 6.  They cite a NY Post article as evidence, without combing through the indictment, which clearly lays responsibility for January 6 at the feet of Trump by virtue of the entire conspiracy.

Laughable, man.

But we all know facts and the law don't apply to Trump.   You know, with Presidenitial immunity and stuff.  

[Slacks 6821]

I would like to ask this dude, "so, what do you want to do when you're president again?" 

 

I mean, I know he just wants to get paid. 

[Horn Dog 9855]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

That Haggen Dazs aint gonna buy it self!

[The Dog 44051]

 

Donnie not taking the news well.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Deranged Prosecutor….DRINK

[TwiceHorn 31470]

39 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

But we all know facts and the law don't apply to Trump.   You know, with Presidenitial immunity and stuff.  

Well that's why Trump doesn't fare very well in a court of law (which is actually to be distinguished from pretrial proceedings in a civil court):  it's a pretty fact-oriented place.

[YGIFS 19450]

"You can keep your family"?

WTF?

A former President with an obvious history of having his minions do violence on his behalf said this about a former WH chief of Staff.  And nobody raised an eyebrow?