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As many properties as I've walked for work, I'm still pretty bad at estimating square footage without help.  But I have never been in a 10,000 foot residence and thought, "Oh yeah, this is at least 30,000 square feet."  

If you'd like a visual aid, Mr. Trump...my avatar is a picture of your grossly undersized apartment in Trump Tower taken from the penthouse of an actual billionaire.  Eat a bag of shit, you suck.  

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4 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

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I need to get me some of them disclaimer clauses. "Hey heads up, this is all bullshit and I'm committing crimes but you can't charge me." 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I need to get me some of them disclaimer clauses. "Hey heads up, this is all bullshit and I'm committing crimes but you can't charge me." 

Is that like the Get Out of Jail Free card in Monopoly?

14 minutes ago, dcbc said:

He's playing 3-D checkers, folks.


this appeal will go on for many years 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


this appeal will go on for many years 

Good.  Fat, elderly people never die.  They just lose their appeal.

Just now, Red Five said:

I need to get me some of them disclaimer clauses. "Hey heads up, this is all bullshit and I'm committing crimes but you can't charge me." 

From a (mostly worthless) NYT Opinion piece: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/28/opinion/trump-lawsuit-real-estate.html#commentsContainer

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To Mr. Trump, that disclaimer makes the statement useless to anyone who would want to do business based on it. He said it’s known in the business as the “worthless clause.”

“Again, you know, I hate to be boring and tell you this,” he said in his sworn deposition. “When you have the worthless clause on a piece of paper and the first — literally the first page you’re reading about how this is a worthless statement from the standpoint of your using it as a bank or whatever — whoever may be using it, you tend not to get overly excited about it. I think it had very little impact, if any impact on the banks.”

The prosecutor then asked him, “So am I understanding that you didn’t particularly care about what was in the statement of financial condition?”

Mr. Trump replied: “I didn’t get involved in it very much. I felt it was a meaningless document, other than it was almost a list of my properties, with good-faith effort of people trying to put some value down. It was a good-faith effort.”

Here Mr. Trump appeared to contradict himself. First he said it was meaningless, just a list of properties. Then he said it was a good-faith effort. The fact that he repeatedly called it worthless tells me that he didn’t actually consider it much of a good-faith effort.

 

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


this appeal will go on for many years 

I'll be surprised if he hasn't exhausted his appellate remedies in this case within a few years. 

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

 

This is when you ask him if he ordered the code red.

Isn't the admission about the penthouse pretty much admission of tax fraud?  Asking for a prosecutor.   

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Just now, BamaATL said:

Isn't the admission about the penthouse pretty much admission of tax fraud?  Asking for a prosecutor.   

Yes. 

Disclaimer: I didn't go to law school but Law and Order was on at the bar last night. It was on mute, but I got the gist of it.

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1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Yes. 

Disclaimer: I didn't go to law school but Law and Order was on at the bar last night. It was on mute, but I got the gist of it.

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

So what is the best scenario that can come out of this trial?

He strokes out on the stand, shits himself and dies. 

1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

Yes, I’m sure the timing of these trials has nothing to do with the upcoming election. It’s self ownage at its finest to keep putting a TV guy on TV. 

It’s not being televised, dumbass. 

33 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Is that like the Get Out of Jail Free card in Monopoly?

Anybody remember the King's X.

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Worked when I was 6 or 7.

38 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

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"I don't know what's too high, but that's too high. Or too low. Depends on the situation."

"Trump is killing it!"- Poe, probably 

If you can declassify America's most top secret military secrets just by thinking about it, I'm pretty sure a printed legal disclaimer cover page that you can at least hold and read is a completely reasonable possibility to this fucking moron and his minions.  

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Court room sketch nailing it …

 

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That Forbes article (linked above) is something else. They're all on lunch break, so nothing new for a bit other than these updates referencing the property discussed in the article.

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I admire the judge's temperament, but this is bullshit.  Any other witness would probably be in a cell for contempt at this point.  (Disclaimer:  not a lawyer.)

He's letting Trump talk himself into a corner, no reason to throw contempt at him when larger sharks are circling in the water.  This is brilliant, IMO.  No jury or TV crew from which to garner sympathy.  

Also-the 40 Wall Street comment.  Chef's kiss.  it's less than 200 yards from her office you fucking dipshit.  She literally gets dropped off on the other side of the street from your building from her motorcade during high-profile cases.  Which, spoiler alert...this is, too.  

How does somebody deemed by 35% of adult Americans, to be a billionaire real estate mogul/genius have such a complete lack of the most fundamental understanding of how things like land and buildings work?  

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

He's letting Trump talk himself into a corner, no reason to throw contempt at him when larger sharks are circling in the water.  This is brilliant, IMO.  No jury or TV crew from which to garner sympathy.  

Also-the 40 Wall Street comment.  Chef's kiss.  it's less than 200 yards from her office you fucking dipshit.  She literally gets dropped off on the other side of the street from your building from her motorcade during high-profile cases.  Which, spoiler alert...this is, too.  

How does somebody deemed by 35% of adult Americans, to be a billionaire real estate mogul/genius have such a complete lack of the most fundamental understanding of how things like land and buildings work?  

This is beautiful, everyone knows he can't shut up, let's see what how much more he will do damage to himself.  I don't think the prosecutor has really even gotten to the good stuff yet.  

Just in case anyone out there still has hope that MAGA will come around...

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47 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He doesn't remember?  That's weird.

 

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1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

Oh god, yes that was horrible. How embarrassing. But this has a different feel to it for me. I just know the good guys are going to win this time. 

"Good Guys", uh huh.  

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1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

Look, I get it. But I hear zilch about Roe anymore. If that’s a non factor… it’s wide open. 

You hear zilch about abortion because you choose not to. It doesn't fit your world view. You made it very clear that you are all in on forced births and making women second class citizens.  Keep that head in the sand.  

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

You hear zilch about abortion because you choose not to. It doesn't fit your world view. You made it very clear that you are all in on forced births and making women second class citizens.  Keep that head in the sand.  

Actually, I think I lamented it being overturned. 

3 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Actually, I think I lamented it being overturned. 

I don't know you IRL, but I doubt you've ever lamented anything in your entire life.  That's how they get you, making you think everything up until now was prologue to some great vision you've been denied by "the others."  I lament a metric shit-ton of stuff, but I'm at least in a place in life now where I know almost all of it was my fault, nobody else to visit cruelty upon.  

So what are you going to do about it Habba Dabba?

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I just realized how much she reminds me of Tiffany Gomes.

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I don't know you IRL, but I doubt you've ever lamented anything in your entire life.  That's how they get you, making you think everything up until now was prologue to some great vision you've been denied by "the others."  I lament a metric shit-ton of stuff, but I'm at least in a place in life now where I know almost all of it was my fault, nobody else to visit cruelty upon.  

That sounds so boring. I’m with Hitchens in that hate is a great motivator to get you out of bed in the morning. 

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Meh.  Their version is not "all they get".  it's all they want and all they'll accept.  Video evidence won't change that.  Video can be clipped and taken out of context just as easily as print.

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

What are you (dotard’s whore lawyer) going to do about it, cunt?

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Anybody remember the King's X.

Pretty sure I caught them at the old Austin Coliseum  one summer in school. 

2 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Meh.  Their version is not "all they get".  it's all they want and all they'll accept.  Video evidence won't change that.  Video can be clipped and taken out of context just as easily as print.

It won't change minds but it pierces the information bubble that they live in. 

6 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

That sounds so boring. I’m with Hitchens in that hate is a great motivator to get you out of bed in the morning. 

And you see what that got Chris.

56 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

The judge should do what a lot of parents do with a child that acts up.  Wait for dotard to start running out of steam then look over and say “Are you done yet?”. Then throw his ass in timeout (jail) for contempt.

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