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[DDD Dad 14313]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

So this is the thread for people who watched a shitload of SNL in the 90s, right?

I'm pretty sure they all are.

[Neonmoon 38129]

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Let’s see if Donnie can wriggle himself out of this one (FML)

[Red Five 40777]

Imagine the scandal that would have been back in a somewhat normal world.

[Neonmoon 38129]

OF COURSE. Totally legit guys 

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8898]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So this is the thread for people who watched a shitload of SNL in the 90s, right?

RIght-o, atomheartbevooooooo. The bevo-nator. The Big AHB making posts and making copies.

Edited March 14 by HornOnTheBayou

[safe sex 11696]

But fuck Rob Schneider

[HornOnTheBayou 8898]

Oh indeed.

[Pato del Muerto 52467]

@happyfunball

[jimmyjazz 45851]

13 minutes ago, safe sex said:

But fuck Rob Schneider

And Bob Schneider.

[safe sex 11696]

Goddamn what did Bob do besides not playing with the Scabs enough?

[jimmyjazz 45851]

That was mostly just a not-very-funny drive-by but I have had a couple of interactions with him that were less than pleasant.

[Huckleberry 32830]

31 minutes ago, safe sex said:

But fuck Rob Schneider

 

[Reality Check 137]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

It was Sandy Berger in the Clinton Administration who smuggled secrets in his socks. He was punished. 

Here's the story on Clinton's sock drawer secrets, which I'd never heard of, from CBS. They weren't state secrets; they were tapes used for an oral history.

It's still a good bet that all that ex President Acuity remembered was the cat's name and secrets. Or, more likely, he was given accurate information and it all got mixed us as he was inventorying the stuff around him: man, cameras, chair, diaper...

Sandy Berger -- in 2003 -- stole and destroyed documents when he went into the National Archives related to the Clinton Administration and its poor decision making that facilitated 9/11 . He was more than happy to fall on his sword to ensure there could be no blame for Bill Clinton and, subsequently, preserve Hillary's political future.

After news of the probe surfaced, Berger acknowledged he left the National Archives on two occasions in 2003 with copies of documents about the government’s anti-terror efforts and notes that he took on those documents.

He said he as reviewing the materials to help determine which Clinton administration documents to provide to the independent commission investigating the Sept. 11 attacks

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna7351422

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19170]

You realize your boy Dubya had been in office over eight months when 9/11 happened, right?

[Gil Bang 25906]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

OF COURSE. Totally legit guys 

 

 

 

[wildcat09 29327]

Aileen Cannon, basically, not sarcastically: "How on earth could the divine Mr. Godking President Trump know he wasn't supposed to steal top secret nuclear secrets when he left office? He's just a lovely, kindhearted person who can't reasonably be expected to know obscure rules like 'don't steal top secret shit'!" 

[Fudge Nuggets 19170]

But she will take nine months to reach this conclusion and make her ruling.  So we have that going for us.

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5 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Aileen Cannon, basically, not sarcastically: "How on earth could the divine Mr. Godking President Trump know he wasn't supposed to steal top secret nuclear secrets when he left office? He's just a lovely, kindhearted person who can't reasonably be expected to know obscure rules like 'don't steal top secret shit'!" 

he said the fbi planted all those files

Edited March 14 by tx 3 putt

[Underdog 28542]

Ricky Martin came out? 

[Neonmoon 38129]

The only thing we have going for us is the distant future joy of pissing on that traitors grave 

[tx 3 putt 76805]

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

But she will take nine months to reach this conclusion and make her ruling.  So we have that going for us.

four corner offense. Smith met his match in cannon 

[Underdog 28542]

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

But fuck Rob Schneider

 

57 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

And Bob Schneider.

And John Schneider. 

[Red Five 40777]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

he said the fbi planted all those files

And he was told repeatedly "Hey those don't belong to you. Give them back." And he didn't. Then he started lying about them, and having his goons move them around, loading them on planes and shit. 

This is so fucking stupid. 

[GenXer 2849]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

OF COURSE. Totally legit guys 

 

Should’ve just gone all in and called it BitofQuidProQuo

[Brisketexan 104953]

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The only thing we have going for us is the distant future joy of pissing on that traitors grave 

Not gonna be able to.  It will be the centerpiece of The US Capitol II: Gold Plated MAGA Boogaloo.  We'll raze the current building, erect a new one that's covered in the cheapest gold plate available, then crowned with a red dome with a running electronic "Make America Great Again" slogan circling it in perpetuity, topped with a 50-foot tall gold statue of his Royal Donaldness; in the rotunda will be the giant tomb of Our Dear Leader, guarded by Trumpista Shock Troops (giant hats with big feathered gold "T" on top), visited as a sacred pilgrimage site by all free Americans (side note: the only Americans who will be free will be those who have signed a loyalty oath to the Trump family, Long May They Reign).

See....you think that we're going to win.  I think that you're wrong.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

And Bob Schneider.

Double wrap it if you do.

[Js1 85234]

27 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Aileen Cannon, basically, not sarcastically: "How on earth could the divine Mr. Godking President Trump know he wasn't supposed to steal top secret nuclear secrets when he left office? He's just a lovely, kindhearted person who can't reasonably be expected to know obscure rules like 'don't steal top secret shit'!" 

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“If that’s the theory of the indictment, then there would be other officials who clearly would have run afoul of this provision as charged,” the judge said during an early exchange with Trump attorney Emil Bove.

Open a fucking law book, you dumb vapid cunt.

[Pato del Muerto 52467]

It’s the Capitol we deserve, if’n I’m honest. 

[Ten Bears 2479]

On 3/13/2024 at 1:54 PM, RDCanecutter said:

It's a gas station at an interstate exit, not the entrance to Heaven.

You mean you have to pour your peanuts into a CAN of RC?  You can't even see them in there.

[Red Five 40777]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Open a fucking law book, you dumb vapid cunt.

Responses: “I think that this is the first of its kind." and “There’s been nothing remotely like this.”

[Js1 85234]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Responses: “I think that this is the first of its kind." and “There’s been nothing remotely like this.”

I don't expect the Trump "attorneys" to be smart, but her as the judge also acting like this is the first time this has ever happened is just...

Edited March 14 by Js1

[4th&Five 41503]

CNN — The Manhattan District Attorney’s Office is willing to delay Donald Trump’s criminal hush money trial for up to 30 days, according to a court filing.

The trial is currently scheduled to start on March 25.

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

[DigglerontheHoof 21155]

This rotten motherfucker is not going to go to trial for anything.  It's all a fucking pipedream. 

[C-Man 27172]

7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

This rotten motherfucker is not going to go to trial for anything.  It's all a fucking pipedream. 

All of this is going to be strung along and will not see any sort of resolution before Election Day. If Biden wins, it's game on and Trump likely starts seeing some justice on some of this shit. If DOTARD wins, he'll wave his hand on Day 1 after taking office in Jan 2025 and it will all disappear like tears in the rain. Or a Mickey D's fart in the wind.

Edited March 14 by C-Man

[Captainant 27597]

25 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

CNN — The Manhattan District Attorney’s Office is willing to delay Donald Trump’s criminal hush money trial for up to 30 days, according to a court filing.

The trial is currently scheduled to start on March 25.

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Oh ye of little faith.  You all have to have objectively noticed that while he's been stupid and in bad shape for decades, he's visibly and audibly worn down a lot in the last 12 months, no?  He's put a lot of weight back on, he's slurring words, confusing names and dates and information at every single speech/interview.  His coloring has changed.  His posture is worse than before.  He just looks and sounds substantially worse now than he did in the ~2 years after he left office when he was golfing and grifting.  He may not have a jury conviction by Election Day, but the idea is between him having to fundraise, plus campaign, plus do media, plus make multiple appearances at now four long-extended court-cases...that kind of schedule is brutal on a man of his age and heft.  His conscious brain may tell him it's all worth it, but his subconscious and his body don't seem to be agreeing with him.  He's running himself into the fucking ground.  Even with some little wins in two of the cases, the whole schedule and burden of legal subjugation is eating away at him even if he doesn't know it overtly.  None of this movement dies until he does.  And therein lies the rub.  

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[TexArcher 37750]

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Imagine the scandal that would have been back in a somewhat normal world.

With a black president...

In a tan suit...

Whose wife exposed her shoulders...

[RDCanecutter 26376]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Ricky Martin came out? 

But women love him.

[Redneck Mutha 7941]

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd bet a donut that Trump has no idea who Sandy Berger was or anything about Clinton's sock drawer hiding recordings.

*Berder

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[YGIFS 19449]

Hide the Ketchup?  And get out the blow.  And the strippers.  And then more blow.  Maybe some Hennessey.  Certainly some 'ludes.  Shit's gonna drag out and probably result in not much, but this kinda shit is eating away at his subconscious which will eat away at his decaying body.  He'll put on a bold face and pout, but this is just another nail in his chest cavity.  Little by little, the man dies faster and faster every day.  Seriously, if anybody on here has leftover fireworks from 7/4 or 12/31, save them.  We'll need them soon.  

[Js1 85234]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

But she said she can try again once all the evidence has been presented. So she’ll grant it then 

[TwiceHorn 31416]

Just now, Js1 said:

But she said she can try again once all the evidence has been presented. So she’ll grant it then 

Eh. Most motions to dismiss raise trial defenses, meaning the defendant can attempt to raise the same or similar issues at trial. This is not particularly out of the ordinary. 

[Gatorubet 30179]

On 3/13/2024 at 12:55 PM, Reality Check said:

Interesting that Trump wasn't targeted in any of these four jurisdictions criminally and two jurisdictions civilly until he announced his run for president, isn't it?

How old were you and Swam in this picture?

[YGIFS 19449]

On 3/13/2024 at 12:55 PM, Reality Check said:

Interesting that Trump wasn't targeted in any of these four jurisdictions criminally and two jurisdictions civilly until he announced his run for president, isn't it?

Why did he have to announce he was running for President, if he was already the legitimate President serving out his second term?  Interesting, isn't it?  

You do realize that for $100,000, I can get on the ballot in at least one U.S. state for President, commit widespread felonies, and then declare that I am immune from prosecution because I am being unfairly targeted politically for my alleged crimes as a candidate for high office?  This is really not a precedent you want to have set, or a path you want to walk down.  Or do I need to explain to you why Ford had to pardon Nixon despite Presidential Immunity?  You are out of your element here little man.  The timing unfolded as it did because we had to wait until he was out of office before even beginning to dream about planning to build the case.  Is it getting rushed up against the election at this point?  Absolutely.  You're right on that point.  Are we absolutely 100% in uncharted political waters because there's simply very little statute and zero caselaw precedent to guide the ship?  Goddamn right.  Is he gonna skate on most of this shit?  Yep.  Is the process going to cause him to die prematurely?  Fucking-A right it is.  Are you going to weep and mourn?  Yes, like a little bitch.  Am I doing to die of a mushroom-infused cocktail of Heroin, Molly, and Rum?  It's a risk I'm willing to take.  

[TwiceHorn 31416]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Goddammit. In looking up one of Trump’s new counsel, I read of another grotesque discovery fuckup (and attempted cover up) coming out of SDNY. 

Thankfully, none of this seems attributable to Smiths teams.