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[Gatorubet 30209]

1 hour ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

It's literally my favorite punctuation mark; I didn't know it was a problem ?

Semicologuard will detect early onset. 

[scottsins 1966]

I may, or may not be under the influence of herbal medication, but is there a way you could present some sort of bastardize motion to suppress/ with the thing you want to suppress the use of the improper presidential records, act defense?
Then you file a motion in limine on essentially the same subject.   It seems like she would quickly bite on denying the motion to suppress.   In Louisiana practice, a court will look at whatever counsel calls it and disregard that if need be - and look at the substance of the request and redesignate the motion to the proper procedural vehicle.   if we don’t know what the hell to call it, then file it and call it something else and let the appeals court decide what to do with it.

In Texas criminal trials, we often file what our judges call “Motions to Exclude disguised as Motions in Limine”.

[Chad Fuck 17669]

When I see people I've known all my life just nod along to this stuff, and put out their Trump flags, I can honestly say it makes me question my sanity. 

Question theirs.

[DaysOff 7947]

So is creating an army of mentally challenged goons and sending them to the capitol to "fight like hell", and then watching them fight their way into the capitol on tv for three hours while refusing to do anything to stop it. 
But that apparently isn't even a crime. Crazy pills. 

I'll never understand why Charlie Manson spent life in prison. He never lifted a finger.

[Dnaguy 11943]

9 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I demonstrated my supremacy in South Austin's mom's colon last night.

That’s usually hard to do with a semi.

[TwiceHorn 31449]

Fun story about me and semicolons. When I was in high school writing essays, I'd get these comments from teachers like "great point say more." I was confused because I thought usually my point was self-evident and did not require elaboration. 

Later on bearing this in mind, I apparently started crafting dense, complex sentences to pack in more of the requested information. 

Finally, in my last year of law school in an advanced writing class, Terri LeClercq, truly one of the Texas Law greats, pointed out my complex sentences and suggested that I retreat to very simple sentences and then perhaps combine them with semi colons to increase readability and comprehension and avoid the see spot run problem.   Still use to this day. 

This is mostly a tribute to Dr. LeClercq. 

https://cla.utexas.edu/english/news/alumna-terri-leclercq-fights-uphill-battle-to-preserve-prisoners-rights

[Sawbonz 27546]

Pet peeve: please don’t use semicolons simply to connect 2 independent clauses. Do you think your reader’ brains really process it any differently than a period? Save them for clauses that need a conjunctive adverb to facilitate transition. 

[Macanudo 12976]

12 hours ago, safe sex said:

She makes sentences glide together like two tongues; no other punctuation can do that

Does this mean the semi-colon is the lube of the grammar world?

[RDCanecutter 26411]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Pet peeve: please don’t use semicolons simply to connect 2 independent clauses. Do you think your reader’ brains really process it any differently than a period? Save them for clauses that need a conjunctive adverb to facilitate transition. 

PVNCTVATIONISUNNECESSARYLATINHADTHERIGHTIDEA

[jimmyjazz 45898]

16 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

PVNCTVATIONISUNNECESSARYLATINHADTHERIGHTIDEA

Semper, ubi sub ubi.

[safe sex 11709]

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Do you think your reader’ brains really process it any differently than a period?

Yes.

[NAVY 6740]

Thread grammar boner has exceeded four hours. Time for medical help mofos 

[mantis toboggan 849]

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fun story about me and semicolons. When I was in high school writing essays, I'd get these comments from teachers like "great point say more." I was confused because I thought usually my point was self-evident and did not require elaboration. 

Later on bearing this in mind, I apparently started crafting dense, complex sentences to pack in more of the requested information. 

Finally, in my last year of law school in an advanced writing class, Terri LeClercq, truly one of the Texas Law greats, pointed out my complex sentences and suggested that I retreat to very simple sentences and then perhaps combine them with semi colons to increase readability and comprehension and avoid the see spot run problem.   Still use to this day. 

This is mostly a tribute to Dr. LeClercq. 

https://cla.utexas.edu/english/news/alumna-terri-leclercq-fights-uphill-battle-to-preserve-prisoners-rights

Kept expecting to see a semicolon in your post; am upset I did not. 

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

I forgot what this thread was about.....originally.

[Gatorubet 30209]

4 hours ago, DaysOff said:

I'll never understand why Charlie Manson spent life in prison. He never lifted a finger.

Maybe the part where he planned it, picked the target, picked the time, provided the weapons and transportation to the home played some minor part in that. 

There was also that thing instead of telling his followers to “be there, it will be wild”, he said, “go kill these people”.

Most states follow the felony murder doctrine.  Each state can adopt its own flavor.  Which means you can be convicted of first-degree murder in some states, and avoid a murder conviction entirely in other states for the same conduct.  It is almost like the actual state laws play a part in the criminal trial. 

[Sawbonz 27546]

57 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

I forgot what this thread was about.....originally.

Looks like you’re trying to make it be about ellipses 

[Gatorubet 30209]

16 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Looks like you’re trying to make it be about ellipses 

The semicolon talk is almost exhausted

[Bozo_Casanova 26444]

5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fun story about me and semicolons. When I was in high school writing essays, I'd get these comments from teachers like "great point say more." I was confused because I thought usually my point was self-evident and did not require elaboration. 

Later on bearing this in mind, I apparently started crafting dense, complex sentences to pack in more of the requested information. 

Finally, in my last year of law school in an advanced writing class, Terri LeClercq, truly one of the Texas Law greats, pointed out my complex sentences and suggested that I retreat to very simple sentences and then perhaps combine them with semi colons to increase readability and comprehension and avoid the see spot run problem.   Still use to this day. 

This is mostly a tribute to Dr. LeClercq. 

https://cla.utexas.edu/english/news/alumna-terri-leclercq-fights-uphill-battle-to-preserve-prisoners-rights

 

[Underdog 28611]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Looks like you’re trying to make it be about ellipses 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13581]

7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fun story about me and semicolons.

 

[YGIFS 19450]

3 hours ago, NAVY said:

Thread grammar boner has exceeded four hours. Time for medical help mofos 

If you experience a semi-erection in your colon for more than four hours, consult your doctor.  Brought to you by Via;Lis

Edited April 7 by YGIFS

[Underdog 28611]

X, 2, fuck no, X, 1, X

Edited April 7 by Underdog

[Bozo_Casanova 26444]

39 minutes ago, Underdog said:

X, 2, fuck no, X, 1, X

Kaley Cuoco is your second choice in that group? Fascinating…

Edited April 7 by Bozo_Casanova

[Gatorubet 30209]

8 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Kaley Cuoco is your second choice in that group? Fascinating…

[YGIFS 19450]

I'm sorry, Kaley Cuoco has the night off.  I'm 'Tits McGee'  

[Red Five 40852]

12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Kaley Cuoco is your second choice in that group? Fascinating…

Mine too. 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

no issue with rausch or cuoco at 1, depending on general taste or current wants. But I think it’s ok to go ahead and award blossom the bronze of the group. 

[jimmyjazz 45898]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

no issue with rausch or cuoco at 1, depending on general taste or current wants. But I think it’s ok to go ahead and award blossom the bronze of the group. 

Blossom might come in at 4.  Wait, what was the question?

[Underdog 28611]

37 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Kaley Cuoco is your second choice in that group? Fascinating…

What can I say, cute women in glasses do it for me.  

[Underdog 28611]

Any woman that's eating the placenta from her kid is a no for me, even if it's a deconstructed placenta. 

Edited April 7 by Underdog

[YGIFS 19450]

Note to self, copyright 'Deconstructed Placenta' for new band name/events centre for baby showers gone awry.  

Kaley has the better ass but the other chick has a cuter face and better tits.  Either way, threesome made in heaven.  

Speaking of threesome, Eric just got his third extra 21 chromosome fixed.  

[atomheartbevo 89648]

9 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Pet peeve: please don’t use semicolons simply to connect 2 independent clauses. Do you think your reader’ brains really process it any differently than a period? Save them for clauses that need a conjunctive adverb to facilitate transition. 

6 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

I forgot what this thread was about.....originally.

The thread was about some guy raiding the RNC’s coffers; because the RNC is hurting for money.  

Remember, the RNC is supposed to be helping three groups; Trump/Noem, Congressional Republicans, and state officials (governors, etc,) and state legislatures.

[atomheartbevo 89648]

6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Maybe the part where he planned it, picked the target, picked the time, provided the weapons and transportation to the home played some minor part in that. 

There was also that thing instead of telling his followers to “be there, it will be wild”, he said, “go kill these people”.

6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Most states follow the felony murder doctrine.  Each state can adopt its own flavor.  Which means you can be convicted of first-degree murder in some states, and avoid a murder conviction entirely in other states for the same conduct.  It is almost like the actual state laws play a part in the criminal trial. 

[Gatorubet 30209]

Now I have to go buy Helter-Skelter by Vincent Bugliosi again. 

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Now I have to go buy Helter-Skelter by Vincent Bugliosi again. 

 

I just want someone else, to get me through this; semicolon kind of life.  Baby.

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Kaley Cuoco is your second choice in that group? Fascinating…

Some surlyites base everything on breast size alone. 

[RomaVicta 29905]

On 4/5/2024 at 5:35 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Future lawsuits ….

 

We laugh at something increasingly unfunny. 

There never has been a movement in the US that called itself woke-ism, yet tens of millions of Americans are called to action in hatred of that movement. It's the best object for hate and fear since they started mischaracterizing liberalism.

It's the worst object of their hate as being woke mostly refers to being tolerant and empathetic. To me, this is the leap to Nazism only likely worse. The Nazis focused their unthinkable hatred and punishment on groups that could be identiffied as something. Jews, gays, gypsies (the Romani). 

There is no clear identity of the woke-ist. Just hunt down the ones that don't support the Chosen Lies or hate the Chosen Evil. This is more akin to the Red Scare when casual accusation could ruin a person.

We've got a serious white man problem.

[RomaVicta 29905]

On 4/6/2024 at 3:43 PM, Gatorubet said:

If he wins because the majority of the voting populous is so stupid they will vote for him no matter what the truth - or the clear lies and hate pouring out of his mouth - then the reason would be “democracy”.

if the latter, then people opposing that election would be the insurrectionists.

This is really good, @Gatorubet

It's the black hole at the end of "every accusation is a confession."

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

What can I say, cute women in glasses do it for me.  

[Bozo_Casanova 26444]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Any woman that's eating the placenta from her kid is a no for me, even if it's a deconstructed placenta. 

Deconstructed, you say?

[Biff Tannen 45673]

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I just want someone else, to get me through this; semicolon kind of life.  Baby.

God dammit. Well done. 

[Dnaguy 11943]

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

1,2,1,3,x

Edited April 8 by Dnaguy

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

7 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Fake. 

[Red Five 40852]

Deconstructed, you say?

Now just calm down everyone. Hands up, walk away slowly. He doesn’t really want to do it.

[dcbc 14471]

13 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

We laugh at something increasingly unfunny. 

There never has been a movement in the US that called itself woke-ism, yet tens of millions of Americans are called to action in hatred of that movement. It's the best object for hate and fear since they started mischaracterizing liberalism.

It's the worst object of their hate as being woke mostly refers to being tolerant and empathetic. To me, this is the leap to Nazism only likely worse. The Nazis focused their unthinkable hatred and punishment on groups that could be identiffied as something. Jews, gays, gypsies (the Romani). 

There is no clear identity of the woke-ist. Just hunt down the ones that don't support the Chosen Lies or hate the Chosen Evil. This is more akin to the Red Scare when casual accusation could ruin a person.

We've got a serious white man problem.

[Hermanator 7039]

On 4/5/2024 at 2:11 PM, Gatorubet said:

 I still have problems, wrapping my head around how this happened so quickly, in a decade

 

[RDCanecutter 26411]

18 hours ago, Underdog said:

X, 2, fuck no, X, 1, X

Does nobody get knee-walking drunk anymore?

[jimmyjazz 45898]

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Does nobody get knee-walking drunk anymore?

 

Too soon?

[TexasEd 8066]

I may have missed it in the punctuation talk but has the question come up about Cannon's latest "non-order"  where she fails to decide the law on the PRA after she asked both sides to submit the jury instructions?

Either the PRA applies to classified government documents or it does not (narrator: It does not) and that won't change mid-trial.  Is she granting Trump a lifeline that if they seat a jury and jeopardy attaches she can erroneously decide that the PRA applies and dismiss the case?  Why aren't we back to the 11th again?

Edited April 8 by TexasEd

[4th&Five 41525]