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[YGIFS 19452]

HymenRoth's great-great-great-great-great grandson in 2117, "And that man's name was RimjobSteve.  This was a great man, a man of vision and guts.  And that meme he created was Trump's Rectal Walnuts.  And there isn't even a statue or a street named after him anywhere in America.  I said to RimjobSteve when we saved the Republic, this is the life we've chosen."  

[atomheartbevo 89750]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

It's like the El Paso sheriff told TLJ across the table in "No Country..."  It ain't just the one thing, it's the dismal tide.  What's it all coming to?  Never said a couple trials alone would kill him. Sooner or later, under enough duress, even the most full-of-shit narcissist sociopath's body can devour itself from the inside.    

But look at him, it takes him, even with his motorcade, an hour to get out of that chair and back to his bed to watch the news.  Then record grifting solicitations, a dozen Truth Social Posts, eat three dinners, and post/plot into the night.  He fell asleep 90 minutes into the first two days of the trial, that's not a great opening salvo.   And this is gonna be six more weeks of this.  Then off to Georgia and Florida for more appearances where he swears he's "going to testify."  He's having to hear/see all the stuff we've been saying about him for a decade on public record for all to know.  Plus he's gotta find time to actually campaign for President, keep up the grift, figure out how to meet bond obligations, pretend to run the Trump Organization, still fit in some golf club championships, pretend he hangs out with his family, raise money for his legal bills, undermine our efforts in Russia, never mind the wear and tear of travel between all said events and obligations.  Having loans called left and right by banks.  Having to wait on hold to call into "Fox & Friends."  Morbidly obese, turning 78 in less than 2 months time, finally realizing the ridicule that his inner circle has insulated him from all these years, no wife or close family to genuinely console him.  Speech is getting worse, cognitively on the decline for all to see, diet is still horrible, physically more feeble and awkward, and his right jowl looks like two siamese scrotums that Ben Carson is gonna have to separate.  

[YGIFS 19452]

12 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

38 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Arguably the most famous U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, which is arguably the most prominent post of all the U.S. Attorneys.  And he just publicly proclaimed that "Ignorance of the law is in fact, a legitimate defense."  And he said it about a man running for President at the time.  And you can hear in his voice, that was excited to say it to a crowd and camera.  
At some point, after Trump dies, and we're all tripping our asses off on LSD...we need to compile a list of courses offered that will unpack all of this shit one day at Covfefe University.  I mean, Rudy basically just turned everything we know about the U.S. Code on its head, and somebody like him should know better.  

They still make quality LSD? I'm maybe ready to punch that dance card just one more time.

This raises a good point.  There won't be time to find reputable/clean stuff when he dies, we're all just gonna make a buncha impulse buys and could possibly wind up with really garbage product.  But I'm not about to go do a "Prix Fixe" drug tasting menu in the leadup to it 'cause at my age, I won't survive to his actual death.  Can't answer a craigslist/darkweb ad for "Buy your Trump Dead Celebratory Drugs here...totally clean, I Promise!"  Shit, we gotta figure this out.  How does one, at the last minute, get untainted but potent narcotics to go on a bender with?  I guess I'm gonna have to start buying/stealing testing kits for each of the drugs I wanna try and just store them somewhere discrete for the T-Day+1.  I gotta guy for almost anything but LSD is a base I do not have covered.  Lemme think on this.  We still have some time.  We need a Cocoa Puff Man for the death of the Cocoa Puff Faced Man.  

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Was replying to Biff and I guess others through Biff.  You people wait your turn!  

[Surly Bevo 25084]

True. What I wonder though is is anyone still on the fence about this fucking guy? By this point how come your mind not be made up?

Minds may be made up but you’re forgetting the much more important decision.

“Am I going to get up off my ass today or any of the days in the previous weeks of early voting and go to the polls to vote for the guy I made my mind up on. Or, am I just gonna sit here and bait while watching Ow My Balls”

[Rimbo 26000]

55 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

This is all correct. I am not a lawyer, but I did get called for Jury Duty in Manhattan.  Still pissed it wasn't for this one, but whatevs.  In London avoiding the circus.  Trump Tower is between my house and my office, and the barricades have been up all week.  

That said, jokes about it are hilarious.

https://www.theonion.com/eric-trump-only-potential-juror-uninformed-enough-to-se-1851410986

Eric Trump Only Potential Juror Uninformed Enough To Serve At Father’s Trial

PublishedYesterday

 

NEW YORK—Noting that the former president’s high-profile antics had made it exceedingly difficult to move ahead with the case, sources confirmed Monday that Eric Trump was the only potential juror uninformed enough to serve at his father’s trial. “While the majority of other individuals in the pool were immediately disqualified for having too strong of a bias either for or against the former president, Donald Trump’s son Eric was the most oblivious, ignorant person we’d seen,” said court clerk James Deacon, adding that out of hundreds of prospective jurors of all ages, genders, races, and incomes, Eric Trump was the only person who was unable to answer a single question about his father’s employment, his financial crimes, or his four years as president of the United States. “Despite being the president’s son, Eric could not say for certain whether he had ever attended a Trump rally, what Donald Trump did for a living, or what political party he belonged to. In fact, when we asked Eric if he knew his own first or last name, he just stared at us and drooled. Unfortunately, that makes him the most qualified potential juror in all of Manhattan.” At press time, Eric Trump had been disqualified from the jury after Donald Trump walked into the court, at which point Eric stood up, began to cheer, and repeatedly yelled: “That’s my daddy! That’s my daddy!”

[mooseoutfront 3643]

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

You know he no longer travels but he's still pretty spry
He's not much on talk and he's just too mean to die

I guess Trump only has one thing in common with Uncle Slaton, well two, he's cool with amphetamines.

You know he likes that money, he don’t mind the smell. 

[Gatorubet 30267]

1 hour ago, mooseoutfront said:

You know he likes that money, he don’t mind the smell. 

 

On 4/15/2024 at 1:24 PM, Gatorubet said:

Strap ‘ole Don in, give 'em a lil bit of vodka inna cherry Cola….we're goin to Antifa, Manhattan…
to the porn poon payoff….a POTUS criminal trial for the first time in…years?

 

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

You know he no longer travels but he's still pretty spry
He's not much on talk and he's just too mean to die

I guess Trump only has one thing in common with Uncle Slaton, well two, he's cool with amphetamines.

Gentlemen: we have only seven likes between us.  I’ve been sad all day.  

And then I realized we could develop a sativa strain of marijuana and call it “Blue Duck - Will Fuck U Up” - and be sitting on the beach earning 20% after sales take off….

We call our indica, “The Ledge”.

”Being on The Ledge is always better!”

I need to work out some trademark things with Brisket. 

 

 

 

[MrBig 5423]

In my mind, @NowThis is a potential juror declaring he hasn’t posted anything online for years because of his deep-rooted shame following the infamous Surlyhorns Kobe Bryant pegging incident of January 2020. 

[YGIFS 19452]

On trial for his political life and facing possible incarceration, Trump fell asleep multiple times laying his throat jowls upon his SOFT BILLOWY chest.  And Mike Lindell didn’t seize upon the marketing opportunity for his new line of neck pillows?

my god, there’s been a crack in the simulation.  

[Bullneck 19184]

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

#guilty

 

 

[Dahobbs 17626]

8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

Only part of the title showed, and at first I thought that video was titled, "President Trump on Death Row"

[locodos 5387]

12 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

What kind of rock did one have to live under to qualify as one of the 7 jurors? 

Well,

I'm really anti-trump, but I also like to think that I have integrity and a modicum of intellect (despite posting...   *waives arms around* here)  So as a potential juror, I could acknowledge that I don't like the man, but also hold the values of our country above that hate.  If I were sat on the jury, Trump would get a fair shake from me in regard whether or not he committed the alleged crimes.   If NY didn't prove their case, I would vote not guilty.

 

Rampant hypocrisy and lack of a moral compass are some of the things I loathe about the GQP/Trump.  I'm not about to join them.

[South Austin 52523]

4 minutes ago, locodos said:

I'm really anti-trump, but I also like to think that I have integrity and a modicum of intellect (despite posting...   *waives arms around* here)  So as a potential juror, I could acknowledge that I don't like the man, but also hold the values of our country above that hate.  If I were sat on the jury, Trump would get a fair shake from me in regard whether or not he committed the alleged crimes.   If NY didn't prove their case, I would vote not guilty.

Your honor, the State would like to strike Juror Locodos.

[locodos 5387]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Your honor, the State would like to strike Juror Locodos.

I read that in his voice

[Bullneck 19184]

12 minutes ago, locodos said:

Well,

I'm really anti-trump, but I also like to think that I have integrity and a modicum of intellect (despite posting...   *waives arms around* here)  So as a potential juror, I could acknowledge that I don't like the man, but also hold the values of our country above that hate.  If I were sat on the jury, Trump would get a fair shake from me in regard whether or not he committed the alleged crimes.   If NY didn't prove their case, I would vote not guilty.

 

Rampant hypocrisy and lack of a moral compass are some of the things I loathe about the GQP/Trump.  I'm not about to join them.

😆

['stache 21825]

11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Arguably the most famous U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, which is arguably the most prominent post of all the U.S. Attorneys.  And he just publicly proclaimed that "Ignorance of the law is in fact, a legitimate defense."  And he said it about a man running for President at the time.  And you can hear in his voice, that was excited to say it to a crowd and camera.  

At some point, after Trump dies, and we're all tripping our asses off on LSD...we need to compile a list of courses offered that will unpack all of this shit one day at Covfefe University.  I mean, Rudy basically just turned everything we know about the U.S. Code on its head, and somebody like him should know better.  

That Rudy isn’t the same as today’s Rudy. I seriously think he has dementia, or syphillis, or maybe even a tumor. I honestly can’t think of another famous person whose personality has changed this much in such a public way in such a short period of time without a medical explanation. He might also have been blackmailed. I just don’t understand it otherwise. America’s mayor, famous prosecutor (as you said in the most prominent US Atty position in the country), to the dumbest saddest most pathetic piece of shit imaginable. Just insane.

[South Austin 52523]

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That Rudy isn’t the same as today’s Rudy. I seriously think he has dementia, or syphillis, or maybe even a tumor. I honestly can’t think of another famous person whose personality has changed this much in such a public way in such a short period of time without a medical explanation. He might also have been blackmailed. I just don’t understand it otherwise. America’s mayor, famous prosecutor (as you said in the most prominent US Atty position in the country), to the dumbest saddest most pathetic piece of shit imaginable. Just insane.

I agree.  It does seem baffling.  Maybe that Rudy was always lurking under the surface, or maybe he had been doing batshit crazy things for decades that never made the press.  But Rudy v. The Mafia and Rudy v. Wall Street in the 1980s, and 9/11 Rudy, were commendable, even though not immune from criticism.  

This guy?  This guy is a fucking joke of a human being.

 

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

With regards to Rude Dog, I just think its mostly a case of the higher the monkey climbs, the more of his ass you see. 

 

 

edit

Narrator: Says the guy with an avatar of himself climbing a mountain. 

 

Edited April 17 by High Plains Drifter

[atomheartbevo 89750]

13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That Rudy isn’t the same as today’s Rudy.

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I agree.  It does seem baffling.  Maybe that Rudy was always lurking under the surface, or maybe he had been doing batshit crazy things for decades that never made the press. 

His first wife was also his cousin.

[chainsaw 9872]

15 minutes ago, 'stache said:

famous prosecutor

according to people around him, he was always a fraud and built his career by swooping in and taking credit for other people's hard work

[South Austin 52523]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

His first wife was also his cousin.

And?

[Gatorubet 30267]

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

On trial for his political life and facing possible incarceration, Trump fell asleep multiple times laying his throat jowls upon his SOFT BILLOWY chest.  And Mike Lindell didn’t seize upon the marketing opportunity for his new line of neck pillows?

my god, there’s been a crack in the simulation.  

“ and now at My Pillow, check out our newest product, the ‘Jowl Jewel’!  An improved version of the famous airplane pillow, the Jowl Jewel provides much needed support to the contours of your neck, keeping your head upright, even when dozing!  Upon landing, nobody will notice layers of drool and pieces of airline snacks hidden in your jowls, a must for those “gotcha” interviews!”

“Me-sah can’t run Senate without it”

[TwiceHorn 31511]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I agree.  It does seem baffling.  Maybe that Rudy was always lurking under the surface, or maybe he had been doing batshit crazy things for decades that never made the press.  But Rudy v. The Mafia and Rudy v. Wall Street in the 1980s, and 9/11 Rudy, were commendable, even though not immune from criticism.  

This guy?  This guy is a fucking joke of a human being.

 

Even despite his recent insanity, when he was speaking to courts and legislatures during the peaceful part of the insurrection, he was smooth and articulate. You could see at least glimpses of who he was. 

[RDCanecutter 26455]

12 hours ago, tbone_ said:

True. What I wonder though is is anyone still on the fence about this fucking guy? By this point how come your mind not be made up?

"I try not to think about politics. They are all the same." --SomeoneYouKnow

[HenryJames 66134]

[The Dog 44070]

WWAAAAAHHH! I DON'T KNOW THE LAW!

 

[Post Oak 20254]

25 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[gernblansten 3197]

Unlimited!

[jimmyjazz 45998]

. . . and just like that, one third of the country now believes criminal defense lawyers get unlimited juror strikes.

[dcbc 14492]

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . and just like that, one third of the country now believes criminal defense lawyers get unlimited juror strikes.

Not for everyone.  He said he was told strikes would be unlimited when "WE would be picking OUR jury" because he's so damned special.

 

In his mind, you need unlimited strikes in Manhattan because . . .

 

Edited April 17 by dcbc

[Bullneck 19184]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I agree.  It does seem baffling.  Maybe that Rudy was always lurking under the surface, or maybe he had been doing batshit crazy things for decades that never made the press.  But Rudy v. The Mafia and Rudy v. Wall Street in the 1980s, and 9/11 Rudy, were commendable, even though not immune from criticism.  

This guy?  This guy is a fucking joke of a human being.

 

I've searched for it but haven't been able to find it but there was a cover photo of New York magazine with his picture sometime around 2015/16 with the caption "This Guy?"  

Stop and Frisk alienated him to a lot of New Yorkers.

[Bullneck 19184]

39 minutes ago, The Dog said:

WWAAAAAHHH! I DON'T KNOW THE LAW!

 

Same guy who thought a bench trial would be better than a jury trial for the fraud case?

[tx 3 putt 77201]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

[Superhero 8832]

3 hours ago, locodos said:

I read that in his voice

 

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

😆

Well since we’re posting pictures from My Cousin Vinny. May I present the lovely Mona Lisa Vito.

 

 

[Horn Dog 9883]

53 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . and just like that, one third of the country now believes criminal defense lawyers get unlimited juror strikes.

[jimmyjazz 45998]

8 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Well since we’re posting pictures from My Cousin Vinny. May I present the lovely Mona Lisa Vito.

A friend posted her HS photo to FB the other day:

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

Of course the guy born on 3rd base thought he got unlimited strikes. 

[Red Five 40876]

Unlimited strikes. "Well, that's everyone. Except for 'Maga Steve' over there, and Larry with the make America great again hat."

[Gatorubet 30267]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . and just like that, one third of the country now believes criminal defense lawyers get unlimited juror strikes.

He was promised unlimited strikes. The best strikes, perfect strikes, really.

Which makes sense, as any criminal defendant should be able to strike every juror from now until infinity, so the defendant won’t have to participate in any witch-hunt trials. 

[Red Five 40876]

Kind of crazy how an ex-president can be so objectively wrong about everything he talks about.

"I was told I could have three judges! And I could pick them! And I was PROMISED the trial could take place by the pool at Mar-a-lago!"

[dcbc 14492]

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Kind of crazy how an ex-president can be so objectively wrong about everything he talks about.

"I was told I could have three judges! And I could pick them! And I was PROMISED the trial could take place by the pool at Mar-a-lago!"

I was told I wouldn't have a cell mate.

[Disco Strangler 1879]

I was told that the worst thing about prison was the dementors.

[C-Man 27235]

14 hours ago, Goredho said:

MAGA thinks falling asleep at your own trial means your cool as a cucumber.

I just wish his body temperature was actually that of a cucumber.

I'd bet my entire portfolio of DJT stock that "cucumber" is not a word that will appear in Stormy Daniels' testimony.

 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

His first wife was also his cousin.

This is what you get when cousins fuck:

[InkaUtexas 26011]

26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Kind of crazy how an ex-president can be so objectively wrong about everything he talks about.

"I was told I could have three judges! And I could pick them! And I was PROMISED the trial could take place by the pool at Mar-a-lago!"

And don't forget, catered by McDonalds.

[YGIFS 19452]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . and just like that, one third of the country now believes criminal defense lawyers get unlimited juror strikes.

Oh Jerry, all these big deal defense attorneys...they strike down everybody.  

-Donald, you don't even know what a jury strike is, do you?  

No...but they do.  And they're the ones striking down the jurors.  Unlimited, giddy-up...  

[tbone_ 14133]

A friend posted her HS photo to FB the other day:

[Homercles 10206]

55 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Kind of crazy how an ex-president can be so objectively wrong about everything he talks about.

"I was told I could have three judges! And I could pick them! And I was PROMISED the trial could take place by the pool at Mar-a-lago!"

Has anyone seen Trump and Helobious in the same room?

[royiv 9326]

56 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Kind of crazy how an ex-president can be so objectively wrong about everything he talks about.

"I was told I could have three judges! And I could pick them! And I was PROMISED the trial could take place by the pool at Mar-a-lago!"

Even crazier that he can blast this BS out to his disciples and they lap it up as gospel.

[tx ind 7013]

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

WWAAAAAHHH! I DON'T KNOW THE LAW!

 

there's an Angel Hernandez joke in here but I'm not clever enough to pull it out.

[mooseoutfront 3643]

12 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

 

 

Gentlemen: we have only seven likes between us.  I’ve been sad all day.  

And then I realized we could develop a sativa strain of marijuana and call it “Blue Duck - Will Fuck U Up” - and be sitting on the beach earning 20% after sales take off….

We call our indica, “The Ledge”.

”Being on The Ledge is always better!”

I need to work out some trademark things with Brisket. 

 

 

 

I’ve been working on it for several years now. All we need to do is get the marketing department up and running.