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[hookemATL 11714]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Would I proudly drive that sonofabitch today?

You bet your fucking ass I would.

With the windows down, cranking some Jethro Tull.  Maybe some Thin Lizzy.

Somehow Mexican Wooderson suits you as an alter ego. Rock that shit, brisket. 

[Rimbo 25919]

goddammit

 

now y'all got me looking to see if I can get whitewalls in size P235/40R19

[DixonHur 11296]

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

goddammit

 

now y'all got me looking to see if I can get whitewalls in size P235/40R19

Got some choice whitewalls with rims in my garage if you're interested

[Rimbo 25919]

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Got some choice whitewalls with rims in my garage if you're interested

hmmmm...

 

 

 

Naaah. Not those.

[bolverk 29659]

44 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Where can I find the graphic embarrassing details of stormy Daniel’s’ testimony? I want to ridicule the orange moron. 

This is the best I could find from her testimony in real-time, with the cringiest stuff highlighted. I've left out about half of the posts from this morning, so what's left should all be worth reading. Unfortunately, it looks like the reporters left out the best stuff. Hopefully, a full transcript will come out.

spoilered to avoid long-cattting the page

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited May 7 by bolverk
had to clean up some copypastas

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Bring it.  We've got room in the back seat....hold on, lemme swing this super heavy giant seat back forward so you can get in...

Chrysler cordoba is nothing if not a mobile conversation pit 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

11 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

goddammit

 

now y'all got me looking to see if I can get whitewalls in size P235/40R19

[bolverk 29659]

Since Trump isn't likely to testify, they're using his published words against him.

‘Every Dollar Counts’: Prosecutors Use Quotes From Trump’s Books Against Him
Donald J. Trump’s books provided prosecutors with passages they believe can help their case, as they argue that he knew that his company falsified business records to cover up a hush-money payment to Stormy Daniels.

Prosecutors cannot force Donald J. Trump to testify at his criminal trial in Manhattan, but that does not mean they can’t use his words against him.

On Tuesday, the prosecutors unearthed a series of damaging excerpts from books that the former president wrote, plucking out passages to help make their case against Mr. Trump. In essence, they called a past version of Mr. Trump to testify against his future self.

In his own words, Mr. Trump described how he kept a focus on minute details and watched every penny that left his accounts, corroborating a core component of the prosecution’s case as they argue that he knew that his company falsified business records to cover up a hush-money payment to Stormy Daniels, a porn star.

On cross-examination, Mr. Trump’s lawyer, Todd Blanche, suggested that a ghost writer had been responsible for these words.

Mr. Trump’s written words also described how he sees sexual potential in women that he encounters, a salient point in a trial tethered to encounters with women that he is accused of covering up. “All the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me,” he wrote.

Prosecutors introduced the damning excerpts by questioning Sally Franklin, a witness who is an executive and editor, to read excerpts from “Trump: How to Get Rich” and “Trump: Think Like a Billionaire,” both of which were published by Ballantine, a Penguin Random House imprint.

The jury heard Trump’s written words: “Every dollar counts in business, and for that matter, every dime.” The text continued, “Even in high end shops, I bargain,” adding, “I hate paying retail.”

This was not the first time jurors heard Trump in his own words. Last week, prosecutors played video clips of him talking, and they have questioned witnesses about Mr. Trump’s infamous statement on the set of “Access Hollywood” that he would grab women by the genitals.

But the judge would not allow prosecutors to play the tape for jurors, a decision that elevated the importance of the book passages, or any other opportunity to use Mr. Trump as a witness against himself.

It might not be the only opportunity for jurors to hear from the former president. Although the prosecution cannot legally call him to testify, Mr. Trump could take the witness stand in his own defense, though it is unclear whether he will do so.

For now, jurors heard his words via Ms. Franklin, who read ominous passages in which Mr. Trump spoke of how he treated his perceived enemies.

“For many years I’ve said that if someone screws you, screw them back,” she read from a book by Mr. Trump. It continued: “When somebody hurts you, just go after them as viciously and as violently as you can. Like it says in the Bible, an eye for an eye.”

As jurors listened, Mr. Trump’s smiling image on a book cover was plastered on screens across the courtroom, a sharp contrast from the scowl he sported throughout the testimony.

 

[TexArcher 37772]

52 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Yea, like anybody ever makes it to the fourth pump. It's a pipe dream.

"The 4th pump during sex is a myth, like the female orgasm.  Typical left wing misinformation."

-- Mike Pence, probably

[scottsins 1966]

It's absolutely relevant becuase he claims he never had sex with her. Which also effects HIS credibility. Additionally, it goes back to "So you paid a woman to keep quiet that you didn't have sex with?"

Pecker already testified about a catch and kill story that was proven to be completely false. There was still a reason to pay to keep the allegation under wraps.

The crime here is related to the way payments were disguised, in order to not look like campaign related. That crime can occur whether the underlying story is true.

To be clear it is relevant. However, admissibility isn’t automatic because something is relevant. That relevance (probative value) has to be weighed against the danger of unfair prejudice.

[Rimbo 25919]

28 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Hopefully, a full transcript will come out.

https://ww2.nycourts.gov/COURTS/nyscourtofclaims/transcript.shtml

Maybe one of the surly law dogs can take one for the team here

[Macanudo 12976]

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Chrysler cordoba is nothing if not a mobile conversation pit 

Is that the one with rich 2 Corinthians Leather?

[TexEx15 17509]

 

[Rimbo 25919]

cannon doxxed?

Spoiler

Judge Aileen Cannon
101 South U.S. Highway 1, Room #1016
Ft. Pierce, FL 34950
(772) 467-2300

 

[Rimbo 25919]

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

 

 

[Chewbacca 7771]

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

cannon doxxed?

  Hide contents

Judge Aileen Cannon
101 South U.S. Highway 1, Room #1016
Ft. Pierce, FL 34950
(772) 467-2300

 

That seems to be the courthouse address.  Not sure how it doxxes her.

[TwiceHorn 31446]

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/07/nyregion/adams-trump-rikers.html?smid=url-share

nope he'd go here

What a shitty article.  Note all the weasel-words.  It is highly unlikely that Trump or any other contemnor in NYC winds up at Rikers.

Most courthouses have their own jail facilities for short-term incarcerations and to hold prisoners awaiting transport to and from court.

And even if it was Rikers, there are several different facilities there of varying levels of security and violence.  As a general proposition, most jails keep pretrial detainees separate from the convicted serving a sentence.

[Rimbo 25919]

8 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I need that transcript

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

What a shitty article. 

I mean. It is the NY Times.

[TwiceHorn 31446]

19 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

https://ww2.nycourts.gov/COURTS/nyscourtofclaims/transcript.shtml

Maybe one of the surly law dogs can take one for the team here

No need.

https://www.nytimes.com/article/trump-hush-money-trial-transcripts.html

https://ww2.nycourts.gov/press/index.shtml

You will find them stultifying.

Edited May 8 by TwiceHorn

[Sawbonz 27545]

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

What a shitty article.  Note all the weasel-words.  It is highly unlikely that Trump or any other contemnor in NYC winds up at Rikers.

Most courthouses have their own jail facilities for short-term incarcerations and to hold prisoners awaiting transport to and from court.

And even if it was Rikers, there are several different facilities there of varying levels of security and violence.  As a general proposition, most jails keep pretrial detainees separate from the convicted serving a sentence.

Counterpoint:

 

[Satchel 6936]

Trump should sell spankings.

[bolverk 29659]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

No need.

https://www.nytimes.com/article/trump-hush-money-trial-transcripts.html

https://ww2.nycourts.gov/press/index.shtml

You will find them stultifying.

Guess we gotta wait a day or so for the "excruciating" and "explicit" bits.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Zep and Sabbath, personally. With a little bit of T-Rex thrown in.

I’m chopping the top, adding a set of swangers and bumping some Fat Pat in that bitch.

Edited May 8 by Fudge Nuggets

[Rimbo 25919]

12 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

No need.

https://www.nytimes.com/article/trump-hush-money-trial-transcripts.html

https://ww2.nycourts.gov/press/index.shtml

You will find them stultifying.

Challenge accepted.

[Rimbo 25919]

8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’m chopping the top, adding a set of swangers and bumping some Fat Pat in that bitch.

GameCube, Nintendo
Five percent tint so you can't see up in my window

 

[Sawbonz 27545]

4 hours ago, bolverk said:

and additional cash for tax considerations.

Doesn’t this pretty much prove it wasn’t a normal business expense?

[ChiTownDoc 21149]

This is definitely the time and place to defend RBG.  lol

 

Oh, and did you know Mitch McConnell is a ruthless fucking asshole that can't be trusted to play politics fairly?  My God, how could anyone have seen this coming?  

FML

Edited May 8 by ChiTownDoc

[dcbc 14471]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Mike Pence, probably

Nah, he's a soaker.

[Gatorubet 30198]

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Zep and Sabbath, personally. With a little bit of T-Rex thrown in.

[Born to Run 6569]

Would I proudly drive that sonofabitch today?
You bet your fucking ass I would.
With the windows down, cranking some Jethro Tull.  Maybe some Thin Lizzy.

That's cool that you are excited that boys are back in town, now that it's summer. Have fun at Deano's.

[Sawbonz 27545]

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

cassettes? fuck that newfangled tech

8-tracks all the way

Yeah 8 tracks have way better sound quality than cassettes.
 

My stepdad bought a car just like this new in 78 (obviously when still single and no ball and chain to veto such an awesome purchase). And yes it had the optional 8 track with the quadraphonic speakers

 

 

 

Sounded pretty freaking great

Edited May 8 by Sawbonz

[Bozo_Casanova 26441]

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

If there really is a deep state, it's doing Trump's bidding, dragging it's feet, and apparently on more drugs/booze than I plan to be after his demise/defeat/death

My plan is to lose about 20-25 pounds by the election and work on a solid tanning base all summer so that I’ll be a hot rich person by November. I feel like if I can be a hot rich person everything will be OK. 

Edited May 8 by Bozo_Casanova

[Gatorubet 30198]

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

cassettes? fuck that newfangled tech

8-tracks all the way

Dude, my 1967 Toyota Corona had a four track

[Nivek 16923]

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

I've always wondered what the remedy would be for violation of an NDA related to hush money. If a politician pays a women $1,000,000 to sign an NDA and not disclose her allegations of rape against said politician, she takes the money, and goes ahead and speaks about it publicly, does the politician then sue to recover the $1,000,000 plus additional damages? Does that go to a jury?

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the bitch took money and signed a contract to not disclose publicly that my client raped her, and she should be punished for said disclosure." Would a jury really punish a rape victim? I guess the defense would be that it wasn't really rape but to keep her from even making an accusation, but a trial on the matter is just as damaging if not more than what the NDA was meant to prevent. It also feels like an illegal contract. I'm happy I don't practice in this area. 

Well I don't think you can make someone sign an NDA if there is something illegal that happened, but in that NDA the lawyers would insist it be written as consensual and not rape.  But If you have been reading this thread, even if the worst attorneys in the world labeled it rape in the NDA, the judge would rule that part of the document prejudicial against the politician and put a gag on the defense.    

But this hypothetical happening has about as much of chance happening as me getting the lotto numbers.  

[Gatorubet 30198]

9 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

My plan is to lose about 20-25 pounds by the election and work on a solid tanning base all summer so that I’ll be a hot rich person by November. I feel like if I can be a hot rich person everything will be OK. 

“Like Meatloaf said, “Two out of three ain’t bad…”

[TexEx15 17509]

 

[BamaATL 16593]

7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

“Like Meatloaf said, “Two out of three ain’t bad…”

 

SBF and the Loaf sort of even look alike.  

[UTCzech III 2907]

3 hours ago, dcbc said:

It's going to sound killer on that Quadraphonic Blaupunkt.  I saw the ad for it in last month's OUI, which, I assure you, I read mostly for the ads.

Christ, you don’t need a quadraphonic blaupunkt!

[tbone_ 14115]

Dude, my 1967 Toyota Corona had a four track

Bro I had a 1970 Toyota Corona. Deluxe model



Front passenger door swung open on hard left turns. Don’t see that much today.

[The Dog 44020]

[Gatorubet 30198]

8 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Bro I had a 1970 Toyota Corona. Deluxe model



Front passenger door swung open on hard left turns. Don’t see that much today.

This is a 1967.  My car was this exact color.   It was, however, an upgrade from my 1965 Ford Falcon, which my friends nicknamed “the blue turd.”

 

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Lots of shit is 1) within your right to do, but 2) dumb as all fuck.  It is your right to eat your own shit.  The government can't raid your house and stop you from eating a WhatTheBuck turd club sandwich.  But goddamn, would that be a terrible decision on your part.

Your wife is a Christian minister, right?

[YGIFS 19450]

44 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Bro I had a 1970 Toyota Corona. Deluxe model


 

"Goodbye Rosie, Toy-ota Carona.

Singing me and Julio down by the schoolyard..." 

-P. Simon, 1972

[Brisketexan 105093]

Your wife is a Christian minister, right?

Yes. But she has a strong “no eating turd sandwiches” theology.

[atomheartbevo 89643]

10 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Conservatives don't want their kids to hear about any sex except 4-pump missionary between a hetero white man and his hetero white wife.  

You lasted four pumps?

[atomheartbevo 89643]

11 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Trump’s son Eric is sitting directly behind him in court, staring straight ahead as Stormy Daniels describes the sexual encounter and its aftermath in excruciating detail.

Say what you will about Trump, but a lot of parents refuse to do anything to further their kids’ sex education.  Meanwhile, Donnie is giving Eric an education that he’ll never forget.  

[atomheartbevo 89643]

 

[dcbc 14471]

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yes. But she has a strong “no eating turd sandwiches” theology.

[Upgrayedd 5810]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Bro I had a 1970 Toyota Corona. Deluxe model



Front passenger door swung open on hard left turns. Don’t see that much today.

Fiat 128 Wagon was mine.  1,300 cc of Baja surf mobile.  75 mph downhill with a 40 mph tail wind.

[tbone_ 14115]

In related news, happen to click past Fox News and stopped for 2 seconds because they had a picture of the courtroom on screen. Wanted to see what they were saying. This is what I heard verbatim:

You’ve heard of the song American Pie. The day the music died. Well this is the day justice died. The prosecutor put that liar Stormy Daniels on the stand for no other reason than to help the Biden campaign….. click change channel…

Yea those are the actual words. News indeed. I never watch that shit so when I do I appalled every time. But here we are.