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[Macanudo 12975]

It would have been better if he had a bottle of Sex Panther.  You know, because 60% of the time it's works every time.

[YGIFS 19449]

I'm not gonna lie to you, Donald.  That doesn't make any sense.  

It is Sex Predator, not Sex Panther.  And that is a scientific fact.  I don't know why we're yelling!  

[TexArcher 37770]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

He wears shitty cologne just like us!

 

Speak for yourself.  My Acqua di Gio makes me smell so sexy that I have to defile myself at least once a day.

[Red Five 40846]

Man, imagine future people learning about all of this. "Wait so he tried to steal the 2020 election. Everyone watched it happen in real time. Like, he tried so many different ways to steal an election he lost." 

"Yes."

"..... including phone calls that were taped, in which he instructed states to alter their vote count so he would win?"

"Yes."

".... including organizing a mob and sending them to the Capitol."

"Yes."

".... and four years later, he was the nominee again? Why was he not in jail?"

"Reasons." 

[Upgrayedd 5810]

40 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I guess the store was out of Hai Karate

[Pato del Muerto 52486]

Thank god I still have my bottle of cool water

[High Plains Drifter 11033]

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Thank god I still have my bottle of cool water

 

and your Johnson's Baby Powder?

 

 

[DixonHur 11295]

3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

and your Johnson's Baby Powder?

 

 

Please...what are you a poor?  It's Shower to Shower all the way.

[C-Man 27194]

31 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Man, imagine future people learning about all of this. "Wait so he tried to steal the 2020 election. Everyone watched it happen in real time. Like, he tried so many different ways to steal an election he lost." 

"Yes."

"..... including phone calls that were taped, in which he instructed states to alter their vote count so he would win?"

"Yes."

".... including organizing a mob and sending them to the Capitol."

"Yes."

".... and four years later, he was the nominee again? Why was he not in jail?"

"Reasons." 

[Pato del Muerto 52486]

Justice is blind.  Which means it’s slow and clumsy, like all blind things. 

[Rimbo 25913]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Justice is blind.  Which means it’s slow and clumsy, like all blind things. 

stealing this

[YGIFS 19449]

39 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Man, imagine future people learning about all of this. "Wait so he tried to steal the 2020 election. Everyone watched it happen in real time. Like, he tried so many different ways to steal an election he lost." 

"Yes."

"..... including phone calls that were taped, in which he instructed states to alter their vote count so he would win?"

"Yes."

".... including organizing a mob and sending them to the Capitol."

"Yes."

".... and four years later, he was the nominee again? Why was he not in jail?"

"Reasons." 

Because they're more worried about what his incarceration would look like to the rest of the world and our paper-holders and allies, than what his re-election would look like internally.  He goes to jail or dies of anything but natural causes with full transparency and we descend into a pitfall that will make J6 look like a fraternity prank.  We lose reserve currency status, all our notes get called, our global equity positions are proper fucked, we have to retract hundreds of thousands of personnel, our trade agreements and diplomatic status get called to the mat, and our superpower status is lowered down a couple of notches.  

He will lose and will protest it, and with violence.  And we simply have to power through it.  Then he dies.  And we have to power through that backlash.  We have a decade-long battle ahead of us that will take the lives of thousands of Americans and soil the childhood of our daughters.  But it has to be done.  It was always going to result in something like this.  It was just our time.  Guys like you and me like this place and do our part to improve it, but me personally?  I couldn't have done what my grandfather did.  I couldn't have stormed Normandy or Okinawa to preserve our way of life.  But there's another wave coming and it's our time to hurt bad people.  I think I'm finally ready.  And the kicker is I think there's a way to have them take one another out.  

[Gatorubet 30185]

14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yes. But she has a strong “no eating turd sandwiches” theology.

to be accurate, that is likely a Presbyterian committee ruling. 

[Brisketexan 105077]

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

to be accurate, that is likely a Presbyterian committee ruling. 

All things in decent and orderly fashion, this is the way.

[locodos 5387]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Man, imagine future people learning about all of this. "Wait so he tried to steal the 2020 election. Everyone watched it happen in real time. Like, he tried so many different ways to steal an election he lost." 

"Yes."

"..... including phone calls that were taped, in which he instructed states to alter their vote count so he would win?"

"Yes."

".... including organizing a mob and sending them to the Capitol."

"Yes."

".... and four years later, he was the nominee again? Why was he not in jail?"

"Reasons." 

Narrator : He would soon discover that in the future, justice was not only blind, but had become rather retarded as well.

[Brisketexan 105077]

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

I’ve been here saying the law is fake for years.

As have I.  Its core vulnerability is that it's just a fucking mutual agreement.  It's always been vulnerable to 1) abuse by the rich/privileged (ask a black dude from the past....entirety of US history....about that), and 2) a popular uprising against it.  That is, when enough people simply opt out of the mutual compact that is the Rule of Law, it's over.

"I have this piece of paper that says you have to do X."  In a Rule of Law society, people do what the piece of paper says.

In a Trumpian society, they say "fuck you" and go about doing whatever the fuck they want.  Which means that the only way you can require anyone else to do anything is with force/violence....which is exactly how the Trumpanzees want it to be.

[Pato del Muerto 52486]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

As have I.  Its core vulnerability is that it's just a fucking mutual agreement.  It's always been vulnerable to 1) abuse by the rich/privileged (ask a black dude from the past....entirety of US history....about that), and 2) a popular uprising against it.  That is, when enough people simply opt out of the mutual compact that is the Rule of Law, it's over.

"I have this piece of paper that says you have to do X."  In a Rule of Law society, people do what the piece of paper says.

In a Trumpian society, they say "fuck you" and go about doing whatever the fuck they want.  Which means that the only way you can require anyone else to do anything is with force/violence....which is exactly how the Trumpanzees want it to be.

Could be why rulers of other civilizations tended to cloak themselves in a divine right to rule, to hold back the masses. 
 

We tried to eschew that and for our troubles, the masses decided to cloak a monster with divine right to rule and press to install him on the throne. 

Edited May 8 by Pato del Muerto

[NAVY 6740]

33 minutes ago, locodos said:

Narrator : He would soon discover that in the future, justice was not only blind, but had become rather retarded as well.

Oh really? 

[BamaATL 16593]

People involved in obstruction typically won't include the judiciary.  Yet here we sit.  We are going to have to win in November for any trial of consequence to even take place.  Ridiculous.  

The real problem to me isn't that lawyers are throwing everything they have at this (that after all is their job).  The problem is that judicial system is completely compromised by the politics of the day, rather than the heart of the matter.  I'm not sure how you solve that.  

[Red Five 40846]

5 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

People involved in obstruction typically won't include the judiciary.  Yet here we sit.  We are going to have to win in November for any trial of consequence to even take place.  Ridiculous.  

The real problem to me isn't that lawyers are throwing everything they have at this (that after all is their job).  The problem is that judicial system is completely compromised by the politics of the day, rather than the heart of the matter.  I'm not sure how you solve that.  

The Supreme Court is purposefully slow-walking something that should have been pushed to the front of the line pronto, a la Bush v Gore. And everyone (well, everyone paying attention, which is probably about 10% of society) is like "Yeah that sounds about right."

[BamaATL 16593]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

The Supreme Court is purposefully slow-walking something that should have been pushed to the front of the line pronto, a la Bush v Gore. And everyone (well, everyone paying attention, which is probably about 10% of society) is like "Yeah that sounds about right."

True, but I'm actually referring to how this has permeated well beneath the rungs of the Supreme Court.  To a degree, due to some judges being elected, this has always been the case, but I think in this era it's gotten far worse among appointed judges and the like.  Perhaps that's just my own frustration showing at the moment.  

[Brisketexan 105077]

11 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

People involved in obstruction typically won't include the judiciary.  Yet here we sit.  We are going to have to win in November for any trial of consequence to even take place.  Ridiculous.  

The real problem to me isn't that lawyers are throwing everything they have at this (that after all is their job).  The problem is that judicial system is completely compromised by the politics of the day, rather than the heart of the matter.  I'm not sure how you solve that.  

This is also true.  And, even if he is defeated in November, the narrative won't change much.  At that point, the prosecutions will be "THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS TRYING TO BURY ME TO COVER UP THE RIGGED AND STOLLEN ELECTION!  ALL THE EXPERTS SAY I WON BY A BIG AMOUNT!  ELECTION FRAUD!"  And his cult will buy it.  And people will die in the violence.

[wildcat09 29347]

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The Supreme Court is purposefully slow-walking something that should have been pushed to the front of the line pronto, a la Bush v Gore. And everyone (well, everyone paying attention, which is probably about 10% of society) is like "Yeah that sounds about right."

Actually, like Bush v. Gore, the Supreme Court shouldn't have taken up the immunity case at all. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

58 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Could be why rulers of other civilizations tended to cloak themselves in a divine right to rule, to hold back the masses. 
 

We tried to eschew that and for our troubles, the masses decided to cloak a monster with divine right to rule and press to install him on the throne. 

Spot on

[Satchel 6934]

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

If we really taught CRT in schools, most would be able to recognize this for what it really is.

[DixonHur 11295]

I gotta give Trump credit...he knows how to game the justice system for his own benefit.

In this case however, I hate the player and the game.

[TwiceHorn 31440]

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

The Georgia case was never going to be tried before the election.  The Young Thug case has been in trial since November after 10 months of jury selection.

Also, interlocutory appeals like this do not normally stay trial proceedings.  It might here, it might not; that remains to be seen.  But trial of this case before the election was never a realistic possibility.

[tx 3 putt 76873]

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

ga gov and lt gov hate trump ?

 

Edited May 8 by tx 3 putt

[DigglerontheHoof 21183]

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

America, favoritism to the rich and powerful and everyone else can suck a dick. 

At this point, I'm not sure having a dictator would be any different.  My patience with this shit is done.  

Trump will be dictator and our legal system will have paved the road for him to do it.  Fuck the whole goddamned system. 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2822]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Justice is blind.  Which means it’s slow and clumsy, like all blind things. 

Which means it lights fires, like Jose Feliciano.

Which also means it burns up shit, and then everyone says "this is fine".

[Underdog 28584]

First words out of President Biden’s mouth when he’s declared the winner in November is … “go get him!”

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

First words out of President Biden’s mouth when he’s declared the winner in November is … “go get him!”

Followed closely by, “Pack your shit, Merrick.”

[DDD Dad 14326]

23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You bring the cassettes, we'll work 'em into the rotation.  We got nothin' but time, man.  Nothin' but time.

8 Track.  C'mon, man!

[RDCanecutter 26397]

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

8 Track.  C'mon, man!

With a fade-out pause during your favorite song.

[Brisketexan 105077]

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

8 Track.  C'mon, man!

No, man....by my driving years, cassette was the dominant medium.  I said what I said, motherfucker.  I stand by it.  If you don't wanna ride with us, you can get in your friend's janky-ass Chevette and listen to the Carpenters or some shit.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33867]

lol you old farts. I had this bad boy with anti-shock cd player. that shit was the tits.
 

[Brisketexan 105077]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol you old farts. I had this bad boy with anti-shock cd player. that shit was the tits.
 

Got my wife one of those...to go with the portable CD player I got her as one of our first "serious gifts" when we were dating.  Did I bundle it with an Enya CD, because chicks dig Enya?  Damn right I did.  Setting the MOOD, mofos.

[YGIFS 19449]

Turn on 'Anti-Shock' and 'Bass-Boost' at the same time on your Discman connected to your car stereo by ^^^ that bad boy.  And you can almost listen to all of one live track by the Grateful Dead.  

[DDD Dad 14326]

32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No, man....by my driving years, cassette was the dominant medium.  I said what I said, motherfucker.  I stand by it.  If you don't wanna ride with us, you can get in your friend's janky-ass Chevette and listen to the Carpenters or some shit.

[Gatorubet 30185]

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

[Sawbonz 27542]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Justice is blind.  Which means it’s slow and clumsy, like all blind things. 

And sometimes gets flattened by a delivery truck

[Gatorubet 30185]

32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Got my wife one of those...to go with the portable CD player I got her as one of our first "serious gifts" when we were dating.  Did I bundle it with an Enya CD, because chicks dig Enya?  Damn right I did.  Setting the MOOD, mofos.

Back in the day, it was Bread.   Brian Eno probably kept me from getting laid multiple times.

[DDD Dad 14326]

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Back in the day, it was Bread.   Brian Eno probably kept me from getting laid multiple times.

It wasn't the Brian Eno.

[BamaATL 16593]

35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Got my wife one of those...to go with the portable CD player I got her as one of our first "serious gifts" when we were dating.  Did I bundle it with an Enya CD, because chicks dig Enya?  Damn right I did.  Setting the MOOD, mofos.

Pairing a date/gift with some Enya is a seasoned veteran move.  God bless that Irish lass.  

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Got my wife one of those...to go with the portable CD player I got her as one of our first "serious gifts" when we were dating.  Did I bundle it with an Enya CD, because chicks dig Enya?  Damn right I did.  Setting the MOOD, mofos.

Brisket made a baby to “Only Time”?

[YGIFS 19449]

Who the hell were you guys you thought you could score to Brian Eno or Bread or Enya?  

According to the 5-point plan of Trans-Am pussy getting, it's Side 2 of Led Zeppelin IV or go home with blue balls.  Everybody knows that

[Underdog 28584]

Zamfir was a panty dropper. 

[YGIFS 19449]

I bet you blew his flute a few times over they ears.  NTTAWWT

[Tigersnake 670]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Got my wife one of those...to go with the portable CD player I got her as one of our first "serious gifts" when we were dating.  Did I bundle it with an Enya CD, because chicks dig Enya?  Damn right I did.  Setting the MOOD, mofos.

Nothing better to get the ol' Orinoco flowing circa 1988

[jimmyjazz 45891]

Jeez, y'all are a bunch of amateurs.  Marvin Gaye was the runaway #1, then Barry White, maybe a little James Taylor, possibly some Zep for the more adventurous gals, or even Pink Floyd.