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[WhatTheBuck 28937]

18 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I streamed a series a few years ago where a murdered person was found in the chunnel half on the English side and half on the French side, and the first few minutes of the show was them discussing whose case it was. 
 

hope that helps. 

Let me guess. To the consternation of his superiors, detective McNulty determined it was under British jurisdiction. 

[Woland 755]

According to the MAGAts I've overheard, "they" are the people who say the outlandish shit they parrot.  
 
Them: "Well, they say the Hunter Biden's laptop had the sekrit formula for Coke Zero on it in the shape of his giant dong and he was planning to make tons of Coke Zero and use it to do human trafficking."    
 
Me: Who is "they"?
 
Them as I walk away: "Er der uh, you know . . . ."

It’s a sort of appeal to popularity. “They” are an group of enlightened people we are all supposed to believe.

[WhatTheBuck 28937]

8 hours ago, Red Five said:

My favorite part was when Trump said he'd be in "big trouble" if he didn't find a bunch of fake votes and make Trump the winner.

All part of a perfect phone call.

Apparently extortion is Trump’s definition of perfection. 

[Beau Vine 55877]

5 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Of course Elon refused to comply with a search warrant.

Or it could be merely that Elon likes throwing away money.  /TH

[The Dog 44862]

Turns out Twitter/Musk wanted to tell Trump and the courts said no:

 

[Francisco 2.0 32607]

 

 

[Captainant 28589]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Turns out, that's in aileen's district too!

[Fudge Nuggets 19469]

3 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I’m sorry reviewing discovery that you requested in your criminal case is inconvenient but tough shit. Cannon probably allows it

If it's built on his dime, I don't give a shit.  Something tells me it won't be.

[TexEx15 17956]

[Dnaguy 12695]

5 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

[Surly Bevo 25777]

But in electoral politics, the objective is to persuade a plurality of the voters to support you.  And that's real difficult when a lot of the voters have no idea what the fuck you're saying.
You saw that in the GQP response to Biden's SOTU last year.  The Iowa governor would talk about things using these code phrases that, if you didn't watch Fox News or intently follow Trump's social media, you had no idea what she was saying.  I was watching with Mrs.LL, who watches a lot of news, and even she turned to me at one point and asked, "what the fuck is she talking about."
There's a GQP cult.  Of that there's no doubt.  But the cult's ability to expand its appeal is really limited by its cult-like behavior.

So from the outside you can’t understand it and from the inside you can’t explain it

[Radical Larry 28825]

[atomheartbevo 90665]

6 hours ago, dcbc said:

According to the MAGAts I've overheard, "they" are the people who say the outlandish shit they parrot.  

Them: "Well, they say the Hunter Biden's laptop had the sekrit formula for Coke Zero on it in the shape of his giant dong and he was planning to make tons of Coke Zero and use it to do human trafficking."    

Me: Who is "they"?

Them as I walk away: "Er de  uh, you know . . . ."

5 hours ago, Woland said:

It’s a sort of appeal to popularity. “They” are an group of enlightened people we are all supposed to believe.

It's also why they toss out these responses:

"You're asking me a question I haven't done any research on"

"When I finish the research, I'll let you know"

"I can't hold your hand and explain it to you - you need to do your own research and then you'll understand"

As if these Qanon morons are all lab scientists sitting around measuring and mixing liquids (fluids!) in beakers to see what happens, or historians pouring over some ancient texts that they are having to translate and analyze as they go, instead of just fucking morons who don't want to admit that their bullshit beliefs are probably bullshit. 

[Sawbonz 28241]

 

 

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Let me guess. To the consternation of his superiors, detective McNulty determined it was under British jurisdiction. 

Turns out it was an already dead homeless guy McNulty dragged down there and laid across the border

[atomheartbevo 90665]

11 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Of course Elon refused to comply with a search warrant.

Until the fines started getting close to $500,000 and then he got nervous about making payroll.

8 hours ago, Red Five said:

I think every word in that "truth" is untrue. 

(cop pulls him over going 150 mph in a school zone)

"Joe Biden's nazi police department illegally infringed upon my rights to drive a car!!!"

Has he ever actually driven a car?

7 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i was led to believe all of mar-a-lago was secure, so i guess i'm confused.

The parts where Melania reside seem to attract the strongest, most handsome Secret Service agents, so at least some of it is secure.

[Pods 7637]

7 hours ago, dcbc said:

According to the MAGAts I've overheard, "they" are the people who say the outlandish shit they parrot.  

 

Them: "Well, they say the Hunter Biden's laptop had the sekrit formula for Coke Zero on it in the shape of his giant dong and he was planning to make tons of Coke Zero and use it to do human trafficking."    

 

Me: Who is "they"?

 

Them as I walk away: "Er der uh, you know . . . ."

Fuck they

 

[tx 3 putt 78730]

9 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Brief skim of the motion is they just want to be able to talk to him in a secure facility at MAL or somewhere, no documents present.

 

will this 'secure facility' have to be constructed and/or installed ?

are there a limited number of companies that can do this of work ?

 

[Hermanator 7677]

8 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Quote

“In this instance, every defendant could be confronted by the stupidest things that Rudy Giuliani said.”

I don't know how this works but it sounds hilarious 

[tx 3 putt 78730]

5 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I don't know how this works but it sounds hilarious 

[C-Man 27807]

1 hour ago, Pods said:

Fuck they

 

I kind of dig the chick.

[tx 3 putt 78730]

😂😂😂

[Covri 6370]

9 hours ago, dcbc said:

According to the MAGAts I've overheard, "they" are the people who say the outlandish shit they parrot.  

 

Them: "Well, they say the Hunter Biden's laptop had the sekrit formula for Coke Zero on it in the shape of his giant dong and he was planning to make tons of Coke Zero and use it to do human trafficking."    

 

Me: Who is "they"?

 

Them as I walk away: "Er der uh, you know . . . ."

[cam4mav 772]

12 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Brief skim of the motion is they just want to be able to talk to him in a secure facility at MAL or somewhere, no documents present.

The documents, they were here, they were there, now their nowhere, and this is what everyone is so upset about!?

 

*trump face*

 

WitchHunterBidensLaptop!!!!!!

[SydneyCarton 49520]

15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Unless they're looking to take out a fucking policy, it's "ensure,' not "insure." Jesus fucking christ. 

[Pig Bellmont 8887]

13 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

If it's built on his dime, I don't give a shit.  Something tells me it won't be.

Hasnt more than one spy infiltrated Mar a Lago? That place has garbage security. No secret information requiring a SCIF will be secured at that golf course 

[Red Five 41769]

38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Unless they're looking to take out a fucking policy, it's "ensure,' not "insure." Jesus fucking christ. 

[YGIFS 19458]

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

And if you have a problem.  And if no one else can help.  And if you can find them.  Maybe you can ensure you find........................................

 

THE *****A-TEAM*****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dcbc 14645]

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

 

Edited August 10, 2023 by dcbc

[Biff Tannen 46192]

8 hours ago, Covri said:

Is that a new one?  I don't think I've ever seen it in the old books.

[Covri 6370]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Is that a new one?  I don't think I've ever seen it in the old books.

It's an old one, always stuck out to me as a kid

[G650 14448]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is that a new one?  I don't think I've ever seen it in the old books.

It say November 1982 right at the top

[Biff Tannen 46192]

2 hours ago, G650 said:

It say November 1982 right at the top

[texasdago 7772]

11 hours ago, Pods said:

Fuck they

 

They were great at ACL.  Tangent.

Now, when is Georgia dropping the hammer?

 

[tx 3 putt 78730]

[Hermanator 7677]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is that a new one?  I don't think I've ever seen it in the old books.

 

Edited August 10, 2023 by Hermanator

[C-Man 27807]

8 hours ago, cam4mav said:

The documents, they were here, they were there, now their nowhere, and this is what everyone is so upset about!?

 

*trump face*

 

WitchHunterBidensLaptop!!!!!!

"MAGAt corruption -- it's here, it's there, it's every-fucking-where!"

[The Dog 44862]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[4th&Five 42019]

They should start it on the 6th, unfortunately it’s a Saturday. 

[Hermanator 7677]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The interesting thing about the end of that video is the former Cobb county district attorney said that while pardons in Georgia are decided by a pardon's review board appointed by the governor, a pardon cannot even be applied for until the convicted person serves their entire term and lives incident free for 5 years after their prison term ends.

So apparently if Trump is convicted and sentenced to 10 years in prison in Georgia and his appeals are denied the governor and his review board can't do anything about it until he serves that term and lives 5 years past it. 

 

Edited August 10, 2023 by Hermanator

[dcbc 14645]

5 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

and lives 5 years past it. 

Narrator: Not gonna happen.

[hpslugga 4097]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

Let me guess, someone slipped her a bunch of Joker cards.

[Horn Dogg 4309]

22 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump did a lot of crime on twitter while he was President.  Everything from obstruction, witness tampering, and ultimately mobilizing a violent coup attempt which got him banned from the platform IIRC.  So far, the Twitter ban has been the most meaningful consequence. 

Don’t forget about the times he threatened nuclear war via twitter

[Red Five 41769]

Don't worry, I'm sure any moment now Dotard will issue a statement to his deplorables telling them to leave these poor people alone. 

 

[The Dog 44862]

 

[C-Man 27807]

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

What do you expect from Trump's team of parking lot attorneys?

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

[Rimbo 27074]

9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

3, 2, x, 1

[Biff Tannen 46192]

Rimbo's life has taken an interesting sexual turn as of late.

[Hermanator 7677]

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

3, 2, x, 1

You wanna bang Red Foreman over Kitty?