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I may have just ingested an inordinate amount of narcotics.  I'm probably gonna be annoying y'all even more than usual for the next 36 hours. 

Who the fuck still sells quaaludes anyway?

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30 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Does. Not. Matter.

(Unfortunately)

Even if nothing happens, there's going to be a lot of airtime devoted to the fact that he paid off a porn star, and he will probably rail about it at rallies, and he'll probably ask for donations from the merry bands of Cletii that follow him.

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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Vince Vaughn Lol GIF by filmeditor

If you read "This is not an indictment of a crime" in Eric Stratton's voice, it's even more absurdly hilarious. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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I'm just gonna say it.  It's offensive to our female posters, but I don't care anymore.  We're all jerking off to Stormy Daniels porn later tonight or tomorrow, right?  And it's totally not gay if we all cum at the same time?  

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If Donald Trump wanted to win my vote, he'd release a Bobby Petrino, "Don't Care, Had Sex" meme with his head photoshopped in as a response.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I may have just ingested an inordinate amount of narcotics.  I'm probably gonna be annoying y'all even more than usual for the next 36 hours. 

Who the fuck still sells quaaludes anyway?

I'm actually really very curious.

Please let me know when you find out.

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2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I'm actually really very curious.

Please let me know when you find out.

He seemed legitimate at the time I heard the news on CNN.  But yes, in hindsight...how did he just happen to have 40 year old pharmaceutical-grade quaaludes at the ready and be right behind me when the news broke?  

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7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

If you read "This is not an indictment of a crime" in Eric Stratton's voice, it's even more absurdly hilarious. 

I'm just gonna say it.  It's offensive to our female posters, but I don't care anymore.  We're all jerking off to Stormy Daniels porn later tonight or tomorrow, right?  And it's totally not gay if we all cum at the same time?  

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What's taking you so long?

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1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Drunk On One GIF

 

Holy shit, no air quotes?  Somebody didn't re-up on Wednesday night like a proactive cokehead.  

Politics aside, that guy is absolutely 100% shitfaced drunk.  How he got that fucked up in the 45 minutes since the story broke is almost admirable.  

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Steve Scalise defending dotard on twitter apparently.  Didn't he learn anything from almost dying?

I've almost died a few times and I keep saying dumb shit.  Then again, I'm not the Majority Leader of the U.S. House of Representatives.  They're gonna be so fucking confused for the next 18 months.  Run to another candidate?  Double down on Trump?  Take up gay sex?  The options are limitless and in-fighting perpetual.  

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1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

Prayers to my nose

I need to see if these Nashville protests are still goin on 

Sniff 'em if you got 'em.  

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23 minutes ago, TXSooner518 said:

Can we please have him arrested by the absolute meatheadiest, steroid-ridden, "STOP RESISTING" cops we can find? I'd definitely pay four figures to watch him just get bludgeoned ruthlessly about the head, neck, torso, and shoulders, tazed, and other assorted fun. 

The "absolute meatheadiest, steroid-ridden, 'STOP RESISTING' cops," huh? Will this be before or after they pose for pictures with Donald and get him to sign their favorite red hat?

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2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

What color are the jumpsuits in NYC jails?

Well you have your choice of magenta or pewter,

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30 minutes ago, TXSooner518 said:

Can we please have him arrested by the absolute meatheadiest, steroid-ridden, "STOP RESISTING" cops we can find? I'd definitely pay four figures to watch him just get bludgeoned ruthlessly about the head, neck, torso, and shoulders, tazed, and other assorted fun. 

Dude, those guys vote for him.

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More votes than any other sitting president!  Sitting a cell beatch! 

Whenever I see footage of people shooting guns into the sky, I get so fucking angry at their carelessness.  But if I had a gun of mine right now, I would totally be doing that.  Now, I get it.  Imma go piss some people off IRL with off-color remarks about Commander Dipshit.   Y'all stay safe, 

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54 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Asking for a friend, does anybody in Austin know how a person would go about buying crystal meth and/or heroin?

I'll be at the Four Seasons in 30 minutes.  

Can you pick me up some 0.080 weed eater string?  Please and thank you. 

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

BTW, I did and it vanished almost immediately.  I literally spent more time writing the title than it did active. 

well duh...SAFE SPACE! SAFE SPACE!

 

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Posted
33 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Steve Scalise defending dotard on twitter apparently.  Didn't he learn anything from almost dying?

And Alan Dershowitz.  Jesus, what a douche.

 

 

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