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215 is a little heavy for a 6-3 combo guard, but he makes up for it with those great ball-handling fingers.  

Also, to be DeSantis or Vivek right now.  More people are watching a plane sit idle on a tarmac than not only watched them debate, but will vote for either of them combined.

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I've been practicing criminal law for over a decade and never once I have I seen someone weighed during booking. I have no idea why the entire world including the myriad internet experts just assumed they weigh during bookings. Did the county indicate they were going to?

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38 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Since he's had such a weight loss program going, I wonder if he will stop on the way back to the airport at McDonalds, get a McFlurry or some nuggets.  I mean, you have to treat yourself every now and again.  

Mcflurry machine would be broken.

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56 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Finally, those white dude long beards are out. This isn’t 2013 anymore. 

He's just getting ready to defend Little Round Top.

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39 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am 6'3" and 213 as of last week. For me to look like Trump I'd have to fill a dufflebag full of horse shit and strap it on in front in "GET PREGNANT" mode.

IYKYK. Half-right FACE.

I’m a few inches shorter and 5 pounds heavier, and yeah Trump makes me look good.  I have gotten up to 230, and even being a few inches shorter, didn’t really look fat, and would have had to strap on a fake gut/waist to look as fat as Trump.

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Jesus, I didn't realize Cedric Tillman and Lamar Jackson were such gigantic fat pieces of shit.  Maybe Trump should wear shoulder pads for a slimming look?

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Sorry, deleted the trump image I posted here. Fuck that guy. No need to feature his mug 

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carry on 

 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, I have to ask.  If he's as wealthy as he brags about, why is he using a bail bondsman?

 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:


#1 on Trump’s Rules — always use other people’s money when at all possible

$180k today is more valuable to the Trump PAC than $200k after the trial (and likely after the election).

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33 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Jail time for the Blacks for Trump guy might merit its own documentary. Subscribed.

Read he was recently charged with assault of FBI agents. These biscuit bakers never learn.

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1 minute ago, dieucla98 said:

But.... He did surrender. Hence the mug shot.

Yeah, curious choice of words for the Donald.  Even the headline on Foxnews was "Trump Surrenders to Fulton County Officials."  

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

Read he was recently charged with assault of FBI agents. These biscuit bakers never learn.

For a minute I was thinking in my Wes Mantooth voice, "Oh c'mon, even the crazy mayor guy with the hair shit got posted bail!"  But yeah, he'll get a raw deal compared to the white people, but pro tip---you're up for a RICO trial, stay 500' away from anybody in the FBI.  

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21 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuckface posted on Twitter
 

funny that he would post that regarding a photo taken when he did surrender to authorities, because of his election interference

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