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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Meanwhile, this is what MAGA thinks of him, complete with Qanon imagery

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So... what's happening here?

In my head, that's Marty McFly behind the wheel of Delorean heading straight for shitheel.

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Here’s the rest of the story. Trump was allowed to self record his measurements in advance and provide them to Fulton County. He shaved off 30-40 pounds because he can’t be honest about anything.

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So... what's happening here?
In my head, that's Marty McFly behind the wheel of Delorean heading straight for shitheel.

Did…did he take dozens of mega shits all over the street?
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Normally I would take my suitcoat off before taking a shit That hard but there probably wasn’t a hook.  
 

normally I would also wonder why someone was photographing me taking such an aggressive shit.  Maybe that explains the disgruntled look and embarrassment explains why he left town so fast.  

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There’s something about the mugshot that makes me sad. A team of weak, insecure advisors probably workshopped the photo then worked with a weak, demented old man to practice looking tough for his weak, profoundly lost followers.

The vanity, shallowness, and utter lack of substance in the entire pathetic movement encapsulated in one photo.

 

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I've been practicing criminal law for over a decade and never once I have I seen someone weighed during booking. I have no idea why the entire world including the myriad internet experts just assumed they weigh during bookings. Did the county indicate they were going to?
That's the devils tricks. We all know he sucks ass, but we all tune in even though we know it's counter productive. it's kinda like he's the antichrist but we all just nod along
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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Did…did he take dozens of mega shits all over the street?

Same. Are those washed up squids or like… corpses?

Might need some ether or mescaline to aid in interpretation. 

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2 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

Same. Are those washed up squids or like… corpses?

Might need some ether or mescaline to aid in interpretation. 

Looks kinda like when the man-o-war wash up on the Galveston shore

Posted
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

He should familiarize himself with the modified version of the “cracker slapper” popularized in the aftermath of the Riverboat Rebellion in Montgomery. The folding mechanism on them fits perfectly across the brows of ignorant, dumb biscuit bakers on the take.

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45 minutes ago, SilasCoade said:

I bet she's a lot of fun in the bedroom

There’s a whole thread on that.  In short she’s the type you fuck and run when you’re done!

Posted
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile, outside the jail, a pair of women lusting after Trump's attention decided to have a catfight:

 

 

 

 

Large Marge lol

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I guess we just don't know the art of the deal. Seriously though, this is more curious to me than his weight.

If the trial occurs after the election, the PAC doesn't have the use of the $200k for the campaign. It'll be sitting on Rice St. earning 0%. 

If he uses Four Seasons Bail Bonds, the PAC will still have $180k available to spend prior to November 2024.

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Perhaps a neurotic privacy move so that he's not directly providing the state of Georgia with any of his shady personal banking information? 

 

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9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

this is just the griftiest of grifts, and I wish I would have gotten in on it from the ground up. 

 

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8 hours ago, hpslugga said:

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This is like Google trying to get me to prove I'm not a robot by selecting all the pictures of psychopaths.

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