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He's letting Trump talk himself into a corner, no reason to throw contempt at him when larger sharks are circling in the water.  This is brilliant, IMO.  No jury or TV crew from which to garner sympathy.  
Also-the 40 Wall Street comment.  Chef's kiss.  it's less than 200 yards from her office you fucking dipshit.  She literally gets dropped off on the other side of the street from your building from her motorcade during high-profile cases.  Which, spoiler alert...this is, too.  
How does somebody deemed by 35% of adult Americans, to be a billionaire real estate mogul/genius have such a complete lack of the most fundamental understanding of how things like land and buildings work?  
Never interrupt your adversary when he's making a mistake. Ordinarily, it's not wise to make the trial judge your adversary in a bench trial, but stable genius and all.
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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Gotta give Habba credit.  She knows they can't watch the proceedings and most of them can barely read.  So what does she do?  Claim an "unhinged" mean man threatened her by slamming his hands on a table.  When in fact, it was we've all seen 1000 times on TV/movies.  He dropped the gavel onto the soundblock on his bench.  As an attorney, you should fucking know that terminology.  That's not the same as a drunken, abusive boyfriend breaking furniture in your home.  but you said it like that to garner anger from your idiotic base.  Not a bad move actually.  Too bad you aren't this clever inside the actual fucking courtroom, you fucking wretched cunt.

20 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

The people they lie to don't care, video evidence is meaningless to them. He's their god, infallible in every form.

11 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The people they lie to don't care, video evidence is meaningless to them. He's their god, infallible in every form.

I doubt that even if it were televised, Fox and the like would cover it except to show updates of his lawyers rambling on about slights outside the courthouse. Sure, it'd still be a big deal, but they would show what's going on in the courtroom. That's not daytime Fox's thing though. They're more interested in keeping the olds angry about culture war crap to fill up airspace.

Instead, their midday airtime would be focusing on shit like this (taken from the front page of their website just now):

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4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I doubt that even if it were televised, Fox and the like would cover it except to show updates of his lawyers rambling on about sleights outside the courthouse. Sure, it'd still be a big deal, but they would show what's going on in the courtroom. That's not daytime Fox's thing though. They're more interested in keeping the olds angry about culture war crap to fill up airspace.

Instead, their midday airtime would be focusing on shit like this (taken from the front page of their website just now):

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"Stroke of genius"? Jesus.

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Stroke of genius"? Jesus.

I hadn't even noticed the air quotes around stroke when I made the quick screen grab.

considering the lengthy (although ironically tiny) streak of sexual harassment incidents at FoxNews over the decades, perhaps flippantly using the term "having a stroke" isn't the best course of action for such a serious news outlet.

2 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

Oh god, yes that was horrible. How embarrassing. But this has a different feel to it for me. I just know the good guys are going to win this time. 



Wait a minute ... in this scenario, Trump is the good guy?

Delving into Deutsche Bank now.

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

I need to get me some of them disclaimer clauses. "Hey heads up, this is all bullshit and I'm committing crimes but you can't charge me." 

Trump's next NFT. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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She better get used to as that's the way her Party is heading, ruling women with an iron fist. 

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1 minute ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

1 minute ago.  Trump just chided Wallace again.  "That's a nice shirt.  Do they make it for men?"

Live view of Poe and Co

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1 minute ago.  Alibaba now questioning Trump:

Alibaba: President Trump, was there always a buffer involved?

Trump:  A what?

Alibaba:   A buffer. Someone in between you and whoever was handling the actual financial details?

Trump:  Oh yeah, a buffer. The family had a lot of buffers.

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Sadly, Trump's only fake salute won't be like Frank's to an actual Armed Forces officer of the United States and he won't have access to a nice Cuban and a razor blade.

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10 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

1 minute ago.  Trump just chided Wallace again.  "That's a nice shirt.  Do they make it for men?"

 

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7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 


12 D chess 

12 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Financial statements and personal guarantees cower and fall before the most perfect and powerful disclaimer clause ever written. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Court room sketch nailing it …

 

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No fucking stains from dripping cheeseburgers?  not a credible artist.

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30 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

1 minute ago.  Alibaba now questioning Trump:

Alibaba: President Trump, was there always a buffer involved?

Trump:  A what?

Alibaba:   A buffer. Someone in between you and whoever was handling the actual financial details?

Trump:  Oh yeah, a buffer. The family had a lot of buffers.

This trial is so over.   Doddard has not said one thing on the stand that in anyway prevents what the judge is going to do to him, but thinks he is doing great.   He’s so freaking stupid he doesn’t understand that this is the penalty phase - which is why his arguing liability is so chef’s kiss. 

15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I'm not sure how that's an astonishing admission. Isn't that why everyone provides financial statements and personal guarantees to banks? Was someone expecting:

AG: you provided financial statements and a personal guaranty to the banks so they'd give you loans, correct?

DT: No. I was just bragging. I dropped of some financial statements at four different McDonald's last night so people know how rich I am. And, the personal guaranty wasn't a guarantee for repayment of a loan, I was giving my personal guarantee that I'm very rich.  

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Trump again says that he has spoken to his son Eric about making changes to the company. He has said he does not know whether the Trump Organization has a chief financial officer.

It is that attention to detail that made him such a great president.  Brilliant businessman. 


 

to suck the big Cheeto’s little Cheeto 

1 minute ago, gernblansten said:

I'm not sure how that's an astonishing admission. Isn't that why everyone provides financial statements and personal guarantees to banks? Was someone expecting:

AG: you provided financial statements and a personal guaranty to the banks so they'd give you loans, correct?

DT: No. I was just bragging. I dropped of some financial statements at four different McDonald's last night so people know how rich I am. And, the personal guaranty wasn't a guarantee for repayment of a loan, I was giving my personal guarantee that I'm very rich.  

Well, there's sort of a neverland or through the looking glass aspect to this case.  We all know, and his lenders probably better than us, that his SFC are self-aggrandizing bullshit of the purest ray serene.

Your last paragraph probably best represents the bizarre truth.

But, at least for the portion of the case in which summary judgment has been granted there doesn't need to be proof of intent to induce them to loan with the SFC or reliance on the SFC.  Just that he used demonstrably false documents in  business transactions.

The facts seem to be that the banks gave all his assets a sizable "haircut" during the underwriting process.  It also seems that the initial valuations were so out of whack that the haircut didn't even get to the real value, so the banks did actually take on excess risk and probably granted more favorable terms than had the SFC's been reasonable in the first place.

But, his admission that he intended and understood the banks would rely on his SFCs, despite all the fairly obvious bullshit and the DISCLAIMERRR, does shore up a lot of all this. And probably helps support giving him "death penalty" remedies.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

 

Well, she apparently was not being paid to woodshed him prior to today's testimony.  Of course, I don't think any woodshedding save for a tranquilizer dart to the neck would work with Trump.

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

I've been saying this for some time.  Put it on TV so it can be seen in real time without spin.

2 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Well, she apparently was not being paid to woodshed him prior to today's testimony.  Of course, I don't think any woodshedding save for a tranquilizer dart to the neck would work with Trump.

Yeah....any lawyer who has either 1) had to present a narcissist witness for depo/trial, or 2) questioned such a witness, knows that you could prep that witness for a year....and within 2 seconds of taking the stand, he's gonna be who he always was.

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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Needs a Brazzers logo.

How on fucking par for this simulation that neither Eric or Donald is aware that their Trump Organization has a Chief Financial Officer?  You know, the second most important role at a real estate investment firm?  Oh wait, second in line to Donald Trump?  

Yeah, I think I now know what happened to the CFO.  He dead.

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah....any lawyer who has either 1) had to present a narcissist witness for depo/trial, or 2) questioned such a witness, knows that you could prep that witness for a year....and within 2 seconds of taking the stand, he's gonna be who he always was.

It's been a long time since I've represented that client.  But not long enough.

3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Please tell me this is real..

 Puuhhhlllleeeezeee

 

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52 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Rick James: "Banks don't care about financial statements. Come on, use your common sense. Yeah I made that financial statement so I could get the loan."

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26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

to suck the big Cheeto’s little Cheeto 

Lol she thinks she's getting paid. 

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32 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

It is that attention to detail that made him such a great president.  Brilliant businessman. 

B: so you’d like a loan

T: Yep

B: Who is your company CFO

T: No idea

B: Approved 

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5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

B: so you’d like a loan

T: Yep

B: Who is your company CFO

T: No idea

B: Approved 

Man, I need to go to that bank.

This reminds me of a tv comedy where a random episode takes place in a courtroom, and all the crazy characters all do their typical crazy stuff, to the amazement of everyone there.

Or like Michael Scott in a deposition with David Wallace.

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Or a Petty Mason episode. 

Petty Mason is a pretty solid porn star name. 

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Petty Mason is a pretty solid porn star name. 

Eggs, Raymond Burr style?

42 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

B: so you’d like a loan

T: Yep

B: Who is your company CFO

T: No idea

B: Approved 

Sounds like CountryWide back in 2004!

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Please tell me this is real..

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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Please tell me this is real..

 Puuhhhlllleeeezeee

 

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I love the idea that the world's greatest businessman intentionally undervalued his assets in order to secure . . . better loan terms?

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