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[HornOnTheBayou 8877]

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s like you never even watched the famous documentary “The Flintstones.”

I'll tell you, Barney Rubble never grabbed a strange woman by the pussy. He knew he outkicked his coverage when he landed Betty and wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that.

[Macanudo 12922]

51 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'll tell you, Barney Rubble never grabbed a strange woman by the pussy. He knew he outkicked his coverage when he landed Betty and wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that.

The story of the average Surlyite's life.

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

12 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'll tell you, Barney Rubble never grabbed a strange woman by the pussy. He knew he outkicked his coverage when he landed Betty and wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that.

Barney Rubble. What an actor. 

[dcbc 14388]

Another ill-fated attempt to delay or a simple case of lawyer's shocked that the guy who notoriously doesn't pay people who work for him failed to pay them?

 

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-loses-three-lawyers-one-day-1860847

[atomheartbevo 89362]

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Another ill-fated attempt to delay or a simple case of lawyer's shocked that the guy who notoriously doesn't pay people who work for him failed to pay them?

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-loses-three-lawyers-one-day-1860847

Sounds like it’s mostly about the Carroll case, but they also don’t want to represent him anywhere else.  Either he didn’t pay, or they are pissed that he’s not been taking their advice about speaking outside of court.

[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Sounds like it’s mostly about the Carroll case, but they also don’t want to represent him anywhere else.  Either he didn’t pay, or they are pissed that he’s not been taking their advice about speaking outside of court.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Sounds like it’s mostly about the Carroll case, but they also don’t want to represent him anywhere else.  Either he didn’t pay, or they are pissed that he’s not been taking their advice about speaking outside of court.

he didn’t pay <<< we all know it’s this one 

 

also, why is dumbass sitting there for jury selection 

[sidis 9713]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Joe Tacopina?  What about DeOreo?

[Red Five 40593]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

also, why is dumbass sitting there for jury selection 

Heard a talking head this morning say that he now really wants to lean into his legal issues, as he sees that as a positive for his campaign.

Then I hopped into a bath and tossed a toaster in there with me because I can't take this shit anymore. 

[sidis 9713]

Just now, Red Five said:

Heard a talking head this morning say that he now really wants to lean into his legal issues, as he sees that as a positive for his campaign.

Then I hopped into a bath and tossed a toaster in there with me because I can't take this shit anymore. 

his two largest fundraising days in 2023 by a fairly wide margin were the day he was arrested and indicted in new york and the day he was arrested and mugshot in atlanta.

[wildcat09 29187]

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Heard a talking head this morning say that he now really wants to lean into his legal issues, as he sees that as a positive for his campaign.

Then I hopped into a bath and tossed a toaster in there with me because I can't take this shit anymore. 

They are for the GOP primary, but he should be coasting in that and focusing on Biden already, and leaning into his legal issues and whining that he's being unfairly targeted by the deep state won't help him in the general. That shit only appeals to his cultists, nobody else is interested in listening to him whine about how mean everybody is to him.   

[Red Five 40593]

8 minutes ago, sidis said:

his two largest fundraising days in 2023 by a fairly wide margin were the day he was arrested and indicted in new york and the day he was arrested and mugshot in atlanta.

If Biden got a jaywalking ticket tomorrow, Rs would hammer him for it every day until November. Unapologetically, and without irony. Just two different universes. 

 

[TwiceHorn 31184]

4 hours ago, dcbc said:

Another ill-fated attempt to delay or a simple case of lawyer's shocked that the guy who notoriously doesn't pay people who work for him failed to pay them?

 

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-loses-three-lawyers-one-day-1860847

In the Carroll cases and Bragg indictment, I know Trump has other lawyers in habba dabba do and Susan Necheles, among others.

As you know, but the gallery does not, probably, presence of other lawyers makes withdrawal easier.  

It seems that over the last couple of years, particularly with respect to the criminal cases, Trump has been paying his lawyers.  So, I am going to guess that it's a combination of Trump not following his advice (and being undermined by habba dabba do), as well as losing every time he turns around in the Carroll case.

[C-Man 26992]

20 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If Biden got a jaywalking ticket tomorrow, Rs would hammer him for it every day until November. Unapologetically, and without irony. Just two different universes. 

 

Now imagine Biden had flown on Epstein's "Lolita Express" seven times like Trump. Holy shit, that would be all you heard about.

[jimmyjazz 45513]

47 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Then I hopped into a bath and tossed a toaster in there with me because I can't take this shit anymore. 

You're supposed to plug it in, dumbass.

[Brisketexan 104465]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

You're supposed to plug it in, dumbass.

I dunno, an electric bathtub seems like a terrible idea.

[Macanudo 12922]

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I dunno, an electric bathtub seems like a terrible idea.

Sounds like the kind of guy who farts to make a jacuzzi tub.

[Gatorubet 30064]

23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s like you never even watched the famous documentary “The Flintstones.”

He wasn’t called Bam-Bam because he was worried about consent…

[jimmyjazz 45513]

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Sounds like the kind of guy who farts to make a jacuzzi tub.

[AnTiM 1656]

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

You're supposed to plug it in, dumbass.

Not to mention it works better in a bathtub filled with several inches of water.  Better ground for the circuit, dontcha know.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

 

 

[Pods 7522]

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I dunno, an electric bathtub seems like a terrible idea.

Seems pretty efficient to me, especially if you don't own a toaster. 

[locodos 5329]

17 hours ago, Red Five said:

Then I hopped into a bath and tossed a toaster in there with me because I can't take this shit anymore. 

How was the toast?

[Js1 85056]

17 hours ago, Red Five said:

Heard a talking head this morning say that he now really wants to lean into his legal issues, as he sees that as a positive for his campaign.

Then I hopped into a bath and tossed a toaster in there with me because I can't take this shit anymore. 

[Macanudo 12922]

1 hour ago, locodos said:

How was the toast?

Tasted like chicken.

[YGIFS 19449]

I’m picturing a Zucker Bros. scene where a fed-up assistant tosses a hair dryer into the bath with Trump and electrocutes him and tells the secret service, “oh, he musta meant Air Fryer.”

Because he likes chicken fingers as he bathes.  
 

so what’s on this dickweed’s legal docket this week before New Hampshire?

[miguelito 11204]

Isn't everything on hold while he attends his MIL's funeral?  Wink, wink.

[cactusflinthead 27593]

 

[Gil Bang 25865]

 

[Gil Bang 25865]

 

[Gap03 3248]

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Prepare for another courthouse steps crying session ...

[tx 3 putt 76159]

[mantis toboggan 847]

A contempt order with increasing detention times would shut him down real fast

[Red Five 40593]

Can you normally talk shit to the judge in the courtroom with no repercussions? His response to a warning from the judge was to insult the judge. All in front of the jury, I'm assuming.

[nbmishoid 930]

These judges are acting scared of appeals.  Or wanting to avoid appealable issues, by bending half over backwards 

[tx ind 6996]

his cult will eat it up

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11667]

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Can you normally talk shit to the judge in the courtroom with no repercussions? His response to a warning from the judge was to insult the judge. All in front of the jury, I'm assuming.

The repercussion is everything you do is filtered through the lens you provide the Court.  You can choose to have the judge think "Oh, these serious thinkers have presented this concerning point" or "That jackass that lies all the time is giving me something else to consider.  Let me guess, more jackassery and lies?"

[TwiceHorn 31184]

Clearly, team trump is prepared to endure all manner of adverse consequences from Kaplan (really more importantly the jury, because the commenter above is right, the jury is not going to view that at all favorably) in order to fuel the martyrdom.

And, politics aside, it probably makes sense because he has no defense because the cases against him are true and correct.  So he's getting out of it what he can.

[Brisketexan 104465]

Acting like an imperious, entitled jackass in front of a jury that is tasked with determining how much in damages you should be assessed for your previous wrongful acts committed in the course of being an imperious, entitled jackass (I can sexually assault whoever I want, and then deny it and say she's an ugly liar) is not a strategy I'd PERSONALLY recommend....but I might enjoy watching it play out in this case.

[Rimbo 25752]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Acting like an imperious, entitled jackass in front of a jury that is tasked with determining how much in damages you should be assessed for your previous wrongful acts committed in the course of being an imperious, entitled jackass (I can sexually assault whoever I want, and then deny it and say she's an ugly liar) is not a strategy I'd PERSONALLY recommend....but I might enjoy watching it play out in this case.

 

[ohchaucer 1443]

Acting like an imperious, entitled jackass in front of a jury that is tasked with determining how much in damages you should be assessed for your previous wrongful acts committed in the course of being an imperious, entitled jackass (I can sexually assault whoever I want, and then deny it and say she's an ugly liar) is not a strategy I'd PERSONALLY recommend....but I might enjoy watching it play out in this case.

[Red Five 40593]

Heard that Habba made the argument that Trump repeatedly defaming the woman he raped has actually been a good thing for Carroll, because now she's like super famous. 

[YGIFS 19449]

Of all the frequent and abhorrent defenses by rapists over the years-look what she was wearing, she just regretted it later on, she just wants to punish men, she was begging for it moments earlier, etc.  

Give bonus points in hell to Trump for trying “I wouldn’t sexually assault someone so ugly.”  It took a disturbing amount of time for the legal system to go from “well that kinda checks out given who he’s been with” to “wait, that’s not a defense asshole.”   

[Gap03 3248]

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Heard that Habba made the argument that Trump repeatedly defaming the woman he raped has actually been a good thing for Carroll, because now she's like super famous. 

Well, at least in this case, she seems to be making an argument that she may personally believe in (given her status as an attention whore of the highest order). 

[Red Five 40593]

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Heard that Habba made the argument that Trump repeatedly defaming the woman he raped has actually been a good thing for Carroll, because now she's like super famous. 

Just BTW, this wasn't a joke. She really made that argument.

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

And we now have an application for dismissal of the judge:

 

 

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

Lulz.

 

 

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

There's just so much here.

 

 

 

 

 

[Radical Larry 28523]

They’re going to need a janitor in that courtroom to clean all the shit Trump’s legal team is throwing against the wall.

[Brisketexan 104465]

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Lulz.

 

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

There's just so much here.

 

 

 

 

 

I've watched lawyers try to do shit this way (introduce a document because they really want it in evidence, but they have zero idea how to prove up an exhibit, and try to just testify to a fact as they question a witness).  They are, uniformly, shitty lawyers.  There are plenty of shitty lawyers out there.  The fact that the former president of the United States employs one of them is mindblowing.  

Remember Bush v. Gore?  Say what you want about the parties, their positions, etc., but neither side was represented by an attorney who would be overwhelmed by a goddamned traffic ticket docket.  They had real lawyers, with real chops.  This....is just fucking pathetic.  Just like Trump.