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[Horn Dog 9,473]

“Do you want to show our Lord and Savior Trump your unbridled devotion? For $199 (and a can of gas) I’ll show you how!”

Edited April 19 by Horn Dog

[Slacks 6,723]

23 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

One of you MFers better get this as a tattoo.

[Francisco 2.0 32,226]

50 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

"He farts just like I do!"

-An excited 47 year old Trump voter living in Keokuk, Iowa

[The Dog 43,491]

 

[tx 3 putt 75,570]

23 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

not enough farts

[YGIFS 19,445]

If the fart is not lit, you must acquit!!!

[The Dog 43,491]

[Your Mom 4,763]

12 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

If the fart is not lit, you must acquit!!!

Maybe that’s what happened to the guy out in the park. 

[Red Five 40,455]

It’s a tough time for Dotard, but at least he has his wife and five children by his side.

Oh wait none of them have spent one second there.

[BamaATL 16,289]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It’s a tough time for Dotard, but at least he has his wife and five children by his side.

Oh wait none of them have spent one second there.

They are busy planning Baron's graduation party.  

[dcbc 14,282]

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It’s a tough time for Dotard, but at least he has his wife and five children by his side.

Oh wait none of them have spent one second there.

 

Couldn't have seen that coming from this bastion of empathy.

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

They are busy planning Baron's graduation party.  

Or relishing living in a house free of Trump's McFarts.

Edited April 19 by dcbc

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,485]

21 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Don The Ripper

[BevoAbyss 1,974]

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I know a lot of Trump supporters on this very board IRL.  And they're smart enough to acknowledge that January 6th happened and it wasn't staged or ANTIFA or undercover FBI.  But they still shrug and say, "What's the big deal? 

Guess what? You know a bunch of fascists or fascist enablers on this very board in IRL. 

And, if they're not smart enough to realize that, then they are not very smart. And they're in denial of the all-too-real implications of their regressive beliefs. Yes, the media and education systems are failing them, but they are also failing themselves and the rest of us.

Time's up for giving such people a free pass or any excuses. F*ck that BS.

Edited April 19 by BevoAbyss

[immamac 41,751]

Surly is officially 3 degrees from this. A screenshot from a group chat I’m in lol 

['stache 21,591]

Of course it was Florida Man, was there ever any doubt?

[Leeroy Jenkins 2,338]

Maybe this will start a new MAGA trend.  

['stache 21,591]

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

wood

[honolulu horn 6,156]

Back up, Terry! 

[RomaVicta 29,590]

5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I don't even like how that's being reported. He should be referred to as "the troubled former president" at the very minimum.

Criminally indicted former president

[InkaUtexas 24,933]

15 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Criminally indicted former president

or just Former President Dickhead.

[aggie08 20,488]

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 

Yeah uhm count me in on team "They won't actually do anything about it." More like that, fewer actual martyrs, please.

I mean, my point was that there are very few true believers. Most are just furiously typing away on their keyboards, and it's all a reality show to them. I wasn't was actually hoping for more martyrs (though, not too bothered by self-immolation).

[AnTiM 1,634]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

If the fart is not lit, you must acquit!!!

If the fart can't be lit, it might be shit.

[Rimbo 25,254]

10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

or just Former President Dickhead.

91-time criminally indicted flatulent narcoleptic seditious bankrupt immoral rapist, industrial strength vaginal dehumidifier, and former president, Donald J. Trump.

[TeeDubya 3,329]

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 vaginal dehumidifier

hahaahahahahahahahaha, I'm dead.

[atomheartbevo 89,056]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That CNN reporter is better than a whole lot of radio play-by-play announcers.

[Al Czervik 1,219]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Surly is officially 3 degrees from this. A screenshot from a group chat I’m in lol 

 

[chainsaw 9,668]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That CNN reporter is better than a whole lot of radio play-by-play announcers.

Thank God Lowell Galindo wasn't there

[BamaATL 16,289]

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That CNN reporter is better than a whole lot of radio play-by-play announcers.

It would have been better if they had the guys that do the Nathan's 4th of July hot dog eating contest.  

[GenXer 2,556]

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

Everyone is overreacting. This is just our distinguished former president signaling his support for the Floor Action Response Team.

[jimmyjazz 45,212]

Let's not forget what Adam Kinzinger recently said about Trump:

 . . . the Trump odor is “not good. The easiest way to explain it … take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup and put that … in a blender and bottle that as a cologne.

[Radical Larry 28,466]

[Js1 83,685]

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's not forget what Adam Kinzinger recently said about Trump:

 . . . the Trump odor is “not good. The easiest way to explain it … take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup and put that … in a blender and bottle that as a cologne.

[TeeDubya 3,329]

[Genco 3,035]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Surly is officially 3 degrees from this. A screenshot from a group chat I’m in lol 

Gotta admit, I'm having trouble envisioning a dude who looks like Jesus with David Koresh's optometrist as being a NASCAR fanatic.

[tx 3 putt 75,570]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Criminally indicted former president

rapist former president 

[Rimbo 25,254]

1 hour ago, TeeDubya said:

hahaahahahahahahahaha, I'm dead.

stole that from a Fella on Threads... told him I would, too

don't forget the "industrial strength" part

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,485]

50 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's not forget what Adam Kinzinger recently said about Trump:

 . . . the Trump odor is “not good. The easiest way to explain it … take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup and put that … in a blender and bottle that as a cologne.

Even though it was Alex Jones, I thought the Hillary smelled like sulphur thing was oddly to specific.

[immamac 41,751]

10 minutes ago, Genco said:

Gotta admit, I'm having trouble envisioning a dude who looks like Jesus with David Koresh's optometrist as being a NASCAR fanatic.

It’s a joke although all of us do like motorsports generally. 

[Gil Bang 25,689]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

That CNN reporter is better than a whole lot of radio play-by-play announcers.

Way upthread I said she was like Chick Hearn in his prime.  She is a real pro.

[tx 3 putt 75,570]

Trump is either going to have his lawyers deny that he’s farting or he’s going to have them say he has the best smelling farts of any client they’ve ever had. All the best farts.

[Pancho 43,020]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That CNN reporter is better than a whole lot of radio play-by-play announcers.

 

52 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Way upthread I said she was like Chick Hearn in his prime.  She is a real pro.

 

Laura Coates is a famous lawyer who worked for Bush and Obama. She even has her own show on CNN.

[dcbc 14,282]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That CNN reporter is better than a whole lot of radio play-by-play announcers.

That shit was the closest thing I'll see to the Hindenburg Disaster reporting in my lifetime.

 

"Burning flesh and accelerant . . . ."

[Rimbo 25,254]

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump is either going to have his lawyers deny that he’s farting or he’s going to have them say he has the best smelling farts of any client they’ve ever had. All the best farts.

I'm reposting this from the Shart thread. Don't care.

[The Dog 43,491]

He’s scared:

 

[BearSchlong 8,015]

Surly is officially 3 degrees from this. A screenshot from a group chat I’m in lol 

You gotta get Danica to send us those screenshots.

[HornOnTheBayou 8,858]

If the stories about Trump's odor are true, that would actually explain the number of big, strong men out of central casting that have tears in their eyes when they are near him.

[Sawbonz 26,904]

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

When you’re asleep in front of the judge 

And you start to feel some fudge….

[WhatTheBuck 28,620]

7 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

 

 

[TexEx15 17,349]

39 minutes ago, The Dog said:

He’s scared:

 

 

About time he faces the consequences of his own actions.

[horngrad03 1,121]

25 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

When you’re asleep in front of the judge 

And you start to feel some fudge….

Mens rea..Mens rea...

Edited April 20 by horngrad03