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Posted
55 minutes ago, The Dog said:

He’s scared:

“….As further evidence, movers assert that as Trump has lived in New York for most of his life, New Yorkers know Trump.   It is extremely unlikely that anyone actually knowing Trump would have a favorable opinion of him, rendering this venue too filled with potential prejudiced jurors for Mr. Trump to obtain a fair trial.”

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, The Dog said:

He’s scared:

 

Perhaps he is scared but this has been the playbook all along for each trial.  Run out the clock until he wins reelection.  Must have been what basketball was like prior to a shot clock?  The fun part starts when he fails to get elected and switches to whatever half-cocked backup plan (russia) he has in mind.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

The spring Trump trial brings

like cherry blossoms dead rot

foul covfefe gas 

You want haiku?

 

this-is-probably-the-best-haiku-i-have-e

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Posted
6 hours ago, immamac said:

Surly is officially 3 degrees from this. A screenshot from a group chat I’m in lol 

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Which psychopath put little "lol"s and "haha" comment nervous chuckles in a conversation about a crazy guy committing suicide?

 

haha

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Posted
2 hours ago, dcbc said:

That shit was the closest thing I'll see to the Hindenburg Disaster reporting in my lifetime.

 

"Burning flesh and accelerant . . . ."


 

Posted
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Which psychopath put little "lol"s and "haha" comment nervous chuckles in a conversation about a crazy guy committing suicide?

 

haha

I thought it was funny that a dude set himself on fire and I thought it was funny that someone in my group chat knows someone who seemingly knew him quite well. 

haha indeed. It's why people in this thread are laughing and making jokes about it. 

Posted (edited)
30 minutes ago, immamac said:

I thought it was funny that a dude set himself on fire and I thought it was funny that someone in my group chat knows someone who seemingly knew him quite well. 

haha indeed. It's why people in this thread are laughing and making jokes about it. 

I actually thought for a moment Danica was Danica Patrick. After all it’s a NASCAR fanatic group chat. 
 

also, obligatory:
 

https://x.com/grgecantstandya/status/1769653509623075244

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Posted
Just now, DDD Dad said:

I actually thought for a moment Danica was Danica Patrick. After all it’s a NASCAR fanatic group chat. 

Shit...that was my assumption

Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That CNN reporter is better than a whole lot of radio play-by-play announcers.

 

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Gotta disagree. She sounds like Frankie McDonald. 

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Posted
6 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I'm reposting this from the Shart thread. Don't care.

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Given this... What the hell is going on in Eugene? 

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Posted
1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

The self immolation guy didn't make it (probably merciful).   He finished his life well-done.  

Over the course of my nursing career, I've taken care of about six or seven people who set themselves on fire. Him dying was 100% a mercy

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Posted

I know it’s happened to all guys, you let one rip and there’s a log behind it wanting to come out at warp speed. But …
 

does the same thing happen to women ?

Posted
Over the course of my nursing career, I've taken care of about six or seven people who set themselves on fire. Him dying was 100% a mercy

I’m hoping that it’s 100% an example and a role model. Let all the deranged conspiracy shitheads take themselves out.

Although I read a bit of his manifesto, and I gotta tell ya, one of his foundational points is that crypto is a scam, so…inside every nutbar’s head is a nugget of truth.
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Posted
22 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Over the course of my nursing career, I've taken care of about six or seven people who set themselves on fire. Him dying was 100% a mercy

Watched a safety video some years back and the presenter was a burn victim, don’t remember all the recovery steps he went through to remove the burnt skin but I remember thinking I’d want a quick death. 

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, gernblansten said:

When you wear adult diapers and just say fuck it

You fill it all up with a few fudge nuggets

@Fudge Nuggets

The Office Boom GIF

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Posted

I'm not the type to suffer suicidal ideation, but if I were I'm pretty sure I wouldn't pick fire as my way to go out.  Try a bullet?  (I realize this probably wasn't just about suicide.)

Posted
16 hours ago, Genco said:

Gotta admit, I'm having trouble envisioning a dude who looks like Jesus with David Koresh's optometrist as being a NASCAR fanatic.

Before every race immamac turns the water into Busch light

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Posted
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

I know it’s happened to all guys, you let one rip and there’s a log behind it wanting to come out at warp speed. But …
 

does the same thing happen to women ?

Everyone sharts

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Posted
36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

How trump wants to be portrayed in court ….

arriving to the courthouse …

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leaving the courthouse …

 

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I will buy 1000 shares of his stock if he will agree to ride into court on a motorcycle without a helmet.

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Posted
11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

FWIW, I don't "necessarily" believe the dotard farting story, but, I really really really WANT to believe it

Are you around any 80 year olds for any extended amount of time? I absolutely believe it

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I will buy 1000 shares of his stock if he will agree to ride into court on a motorcycle without a helmet.

Notice he's actually proud when he reaches the bottom:

 

Posted
24 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I will buy 1000 shares of his stock if he will agree to ride into court on a motorcycle without a helmet.

There is no need to show of your excess wealth by bragging about losing $14.  

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Posted

Lighting yourself on fire rarely pays off. 

Even if you prompt some policy change, you're not gonna feel the reward. You're gonna feel other stuff, mainly the fire and the burnt flesh and the dying. 

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Posted

https://awfulannouncing.com/politics/stephen-a-smith-defends-donald-trump-black-americans.html

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Stephen A. Smith defends Donald Trump claiming Black Americans relate to him being discriminated against

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Stephen A. Smith and Donald Trump Stephen A. Smith and Donald Trump
PoliticsBy Brandon Contes on 04/19/2024    

Stephen A. Smith joined Sean Hannity on Fox News Thursday night and defended Donald Trump after the former president controversially claimed Black Americans relate to him “being discriminated against.”

Trump made the comment in February, as he boasted about his criminal indictments while speaking at a gala organized by the Black Conservative Federation.

“And then I got indicted a second time and then a third time and a fourth time!” Trump told the audience. “And a lot of people said that that’s why the Black people like me, because they have been hurt so badly and discriminated against. And they actually viewed me as– I’m being discriminated against. It’s been pretty amazing.”

Two months later, Stephen A. Smith is defending those comments, expressing outrage over the criminal trials against Trump and claiming the former president was right to compare his current legal situation to that which Black Americans have experienced.

“Dare I say something that might– will probably be termed the most uncomfortable thing that I’ve ever had to articulate out of my mouth from a political perspective.” Smith said on Hannity. “But I gotta tell you something. As much as people may have been abhorred by Donald Trump’s statement weeks ago talking about how Black folks, he’s hearing that Black folks find him relatable because of what he is going through is similar to what Black Americans have gone through, he wasn’t lying! He was telling the truth.

“When you see the law, law enforcement, the court system, and everything else being exercised against him, it is something that Black folks throughout this nation can relate to with some of our historic, iconic figures. We’ve seen that happen throughout society.

“So, no matter what race, what ethnicity you may emanate from, we relate to you when you’re suffering like that, cause we know we have. And that’s what he articulated. As unpopular as it was, as much as we didn’t like to hear it, it’s the truth. And there’s no way around it. Those are all contributing factors to the state of affairs with the slippage that appears to be taking fold when it comes to President Biden, unfortunately.”

Charles Barkley heard the same comments from the former president and threatened to “punch” any “Black person walking around with a Trump mug shot” shirt during his now defunct CNN show. But after the criminal trial against Trump kicked off this week with jury selection, Smith took a far different approach toward the Republican presidential candidate than Barkley did.

Earlier this week on The Stephen A. Smith Show, Smith ranted about the ongoing prosecution against Trump in New York, labeling the former president’s hush money trial a “disaster” and “much ado about nothing.” He took his outrage over Trump’s criminal trials a step further on Fox News Thursday night by admitting he was articulating the “most uncomfortable thing” to ever come out of his mouth. Smith already stated he would be voting for Joe Biden in the upcoming election, but after his recent defense of Trump, it certainly seems like the ESPN host won’t be doing the incumbent any favors.

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, safe sex said:

Over the course of my nursing career, I've taken care of about six or seven people who set themselves on fire. Him dying was 100% a mercy

I did the burn unit in parkland for my 3rd year elective in med school. We had a guy who doused himself with gasoline at thanksgiving dinner and lit himself in front of his family. Full thickness burns > 80% including all of his upper and lower lips but somehow not his eyelids. Heat ruined his vocal cords. He was coming up on 1 year in the burn unit when I arrived and was still alive when I finished the rotation. I would not wish that on anyone 

 

 

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Posted (edited)
25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


someone got a check 

That dude would sell his own mother out for $$$. His soul is dipped in human shit and boiled in piss

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I did the burn unit in parkland for my 3rd year elective in med school. We had a guy who doused himself with gasoline at thanksgiving dinner and lit himself in front of his family. Full thickness burns > 80% including all of his upper and lower lips but somehow not his eyelids. Heat ruined his vocal cords. He was coming up on 1 year in the burn unit when I arrived and was still alive when I finished the rotation. I would not wish that on anyone 

 

 

Fuck that shit.



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