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Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jeez, y'all are a bunch of amateurs.  Marvin Gaye was the runaway #1, then Barry White, maybe a little James Taylor, possibly some Zep for the more adventurous gals, or even Pink Floyd.

sorry you're old

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18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jeez, y'all are a bunch of amateurs.  Marvin Gaye was the runaway #1, then Barry White, maybe a little James Taylor, possibly some Zep for the more adventurous gals, or even Pink Floyd.

I didn't talk to my dad much in high school.  but when we did talk, it was always science, baseball, or music.  To his credit, he turned me to a lotta great stuff from the 50's and 60's that I still listen to today.  He gave me a Johnny Mathis tape and told me to play it after this dance (homecoming or junior prom or whatever).  I remember saying, "she's not gonna know who the heck this guy is, I barely know."  And he said, "That's what'll make it work so well."  And sure enough, Kelly G. got down to clown to the silky sounds of Johnny Mathis.  To this day, Sam Cooke still works when my wife and I have some time alone. 

Little did I know, while I was worried about what kinda music could get them to arch their back...............a man was grabbing 'em by the pussy on his way to the White House.  

Not even Wayne Newton pulled that creepy shit.  

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Who the hell were you guys you thought you could score to Brian Eno or Bread or Enya?  

According to the 5-point plan of Trans-Am pussy getting, it's Side 2 of Led Zeppelin IV or go home with blue balls.  Everybody knows that

Tell me you were a virgin until you went to college without telling me. 

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56 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jeez, y'all are a bunch of amateurs.  Marvin Gaye was the runaway #1, then Barry White, maybe a little James Taylor, possibly some Zep for the more adventurous gals, or even Pink Floyd.

"And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

 

 

Oh, and pardon the change in subject, but yesterday's transcript is up.

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good lord... this might be the second-dumbest thing I've ever read

Yes, if you take a small number, and multiply it by a much larger number, you get a large number. Wow. Such a brilliant businessman, Trump is.

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The great thing about the transcript is you get to read what's actually going on in the sidebars with the judge. Reporters can't hear that, but it goes into the official record.

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good lord... this might be the second-dumbest thing I've ever read

Yes, if you take a small number, and multiply it by a much larger number, you get a large number. Wow. Such a brilliant businessman, Trump is.

 

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17 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Tell me you were a virgin until you went to college without telling me. 

Funny you should mention that.  I think about the women I've known over the years.  I had zero game in high school and even into college because I was raised in a household of 4 women after dad left for half my life and was always the "nice guy" (I guess friend zone would be the term now).  In College, I did okay.  Finally got some actual "game" in grad school.  Met my now wife, and then made a few bucks and of course as is usually the case between being "taken" and having an aura of success and a sense of humor, pussy just starts throwing itself at you.  No humblebrag, I've lived many lives and served many masters but she's been the only one for me for 20+ years.  But it brings up an interesting point about female voters.  The ones I've known for long enough to see them go from wanting a 'bad boy' to wanting a nice church going fellow who'd make a decent father, they're willing to throw every other woman they know under the bus to support this abusive, sexist piece of shit.  And they don't see the connection. 

So many women in my extended family and my wife's, they had their wild youth and now want wholesome men to go to church with and help raise their daughters and be civic leaders and men of purpose.  Then they still with no sense of irony walk into a polling station and vote for this misogynistic assbags with a fucking smile. But I'm still the asshole because I told a bartender on the Riverwalk I was on the 2-deep for Oklahoma State for the Alamo Bowl and she believed me.  And gave me the blowjob to end all blowjobs.  

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8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

gonna go eat dinner now before I post more "things that only Rimbo finds interesting in a transcript that @TwiceHorn assured him would be <some word I had to look up that means dull>"

Oh I am sure you'll find some tidbits but reading transcripts can be one of the dullest things known to man. 

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5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Oh I am sure you'll find some tidbits but reading transcripts can be one of the dullest things known to man. 

I know when to skip ahead and don't have to pay attention to the whole thing. I'm mining for lulz, not prepping for a case/exam. 🤣

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Oh I am sure you'll find some tidbits but reading transcripts can be one of the dullest things known to man. 

One of the first depos I wa sin on where the court reporter had tech that could 1) feed the transcript to your laptop in real-time and 2) she could send PMs to individual screens…was an awesome “transcript.” Our court reporter was a hottie with bolt ons and all the tats. And one of our co-counsel was a bona fide ladies man - just had the touch, banged someone in every town we worked in. He was married, of course.

Anyway, on one of our first breaks, he shows us his PM screen. It’s full of messages she’d send him during slow spots in the testimony. Detailed messages about all the things she was going to do to him that night. We ask “so…you gonna take her up on that?” “Nah…she’s had about a mile of dick in her.”

Great transcript.
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43 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


One of the first depos I wa sin on where the court reporter had tech that could 1) feed the transcript to your laptop in real-time and 2) she could send PMs to individual screens…was an awesome “transcript.” Our court reporter was a hottie with bolt ons and all the tats. And one of our co-counsel was a bona fide ladies man - just had the touch, banged someone in every town we worked in. He was married, of course.

Anyway, on one of our first breaks, he shows us his PM screen. It’s full of messages she’d send him during slow spots in the testimony. Detailed messages about all the things she was going to do to him that night. We ask “so…you gonna take her up on that?” “Nah…she’s had about a mile of dick in her.”

Great transcript.

We got rules here. Pics?

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46 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


One of the first depos I wa sin on where the court reporter had tech that could 1) feed the transcript to your laptop in real-time and 2) she could send PMs to individual screens…was an awesome “transcript.” Our court reporter was a hottie with bolt ons and all the tats. And one of our co-counsel was a bona fide ladies man - just had the touch, banged someone in every town we worked in. He was married, of course.

Anyway, on one of our first breaks, he shows us his PM screen. It’s full of messages she’d send him during slow spots in the testimony. Detailed messages about all the things she was going to do to him that night. We ask “so…you gonna take her up on that?” “Nah…she’s had about a mile of dick in her.”

What a fucking loser

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What a fucking loser

Won’t argue.
But the best coda to that story was a year or two later. I’m out having drinks with one of my best friends from law school…who was a quite attractive woman. After she gets a few drinks in her, she says “ok Brisket…you’re one of my best friends. Confession time. I’m seeing a guy.” Ok, so. “It’s really just a lot of sex. The chemistry is incredible. I’ve never had anything like it.” Ok, so…what’s the deal. “Well. He’s married. See, we were working the same case, and we had a lot of out of town depos, and it just became a thing. I was in his room every night.” She tells me some more details.
I say “Hmmm. Ok. Do you want me to tell you his name?” “What do you mean?” “I mean, do you want me to tell you his name?” “Ummm. How could you know that?” “Well, it’s Joe Schmoe [lawyer from the story above] isn’t it?”
She blanches. “How could you know that?”
“Oh honey. You didn’t think you were the first, did you?” She bursts into tears. I don’t think they kept banging after that.
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So I guess this demonstrates what a bunch of puds patent lawyers are but I had no idea there was a pm feature in there. 

But also, if I am taking the depo, I try hard to listen and ignore the instant transcript. And us patent types tended not to send more than one lawyer to a depo, and if we did the second one was pretty junior, ie cheap. 

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So I guess this demonstrates what a bunch of puds patent lawyers are but I had no idea there was a pm feature in there. 
But also, if I am taking the depo, I try hard to listen and ignore the instant transcript. And us patent types tended not to send more than one lawyer to a depo, and if we did the second one was pretty junior, ie cheap. 

Multi-defendant case. He rep’d one group, I rep’d another.
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Well, in homage to Trump's incessant claims of election fraud and apparently shitty bedroom performance claims by multiple women under oath.  I hereby declare that I have Trademark rights to the band name, "Stollen Erection" 

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the sidebar shit is fascinating to me, but probably not so much to y'all, where they talk about what they're allowed to talk about

 

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They're talking about how, since the defense brought up bullshit about Stormy owing Trump money, that's allowing the Prosecution to ask questions the Court otherwise wouldn't have allowed.

The defense started it; the prosecution just wants to finish it.

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mafia bullshit

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I don't want to get into shaming female witnesses, but "Sailors that got killed by sharks or submarines"     That's what we're going with to bring down the biggest asshole in U.S. history?  Are we even trying anymore as a society?  Were the sharks 'driving' the submarines' and shooting lasers?  What in the fucking fuck is happening?  Y'all realize our grandchildren will be able to read this shit?  They;'ll be reading it in underground bunkers after a massive nuclear war, but they'll have printed copies.  

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