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23 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Fuck MTG, marry beef, kill Powell.

Look there's no easy answers here. 

Huckabeef could still have a kid.  Powell is pushing 70 (although she might be of the type to live another 20 years).

fuck MTG, marry Powell, kill Huckabeef.

[Rimbo 25,252]

2 hours ago, mr.goodkat said:

f-boobert m- habba k-luna 

 

I'd swap boobert and habba. Because how many women go down on you in a theater AFTER you're married?

Just now, Rimbo said:

I'd swap boobert and habba. Because how many women go down on you in a theater AFTER you're married?

*with you, her husband, I mean

[Pato del Muerto 52,117]

But she doesn’t speak eloquently and we know she isn’t an excellent mother

[Rimbo 25,252]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But she doesn’t speak eloquently and we know she isn’t an excellent mother

Ironic, isn't it?

[Goredho 17,181]

48 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Fuck MTG, marry beef, kill Powell.

Look there's no easy answers here. 

kill, kill, kill and claim the instructions were not clear.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,723]

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

kill, kill, kill and claim the instructions were not clear.

[Pato del Muerto 52,117]

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Ironic, isn't it?

I think so

[Gatorubet 29,789]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

I'd swap boobert and habba. Because how many women go down on you in a theater AFTER you're married?

You oughta know!

[Underdog 28,231]

Steven Tyler changed his look? 

[Gil Bang 25,689]

6 hours ago, Hard Times said:

Well there you have it. If the president of Hell's Angels is supporting Dotard then I'm certainly changing my vote.

It’s interesting that Zito is there.  He fucking hates Rudy, so I never expected him in Trump world.  

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Steven Tyler changed his look? 

Isn't it ironic?  

[Post Oak 20,114]

 

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There's got to be "Funny People" meme/gif in here somewhere with Seth and James Taylor but they're both Donald Trump. 

"You ever get tired of telling the same old 'Stollen Election' story?" 

-I dunno, you ever get tired of jerking off dicks? 

 

[Hmbre97 6,264]

[texasdago 7,465]

5 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

My mom made me take this poster down. 

True story. 

Funny, I had two posters. This one was considered acceptable but the other one has to come down.  Trying to remember the actress's name but she was definitely naughtier 

[tbone_ 13,991]

Farrah was def the hotter girl, but Heather had the hotter poster

[Bozo_Casanova 25,909]

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Farrah > Heather

counterpoint

[TexEx15 17,347]

 

[Superhero 8,636]

6 hours ago, BamaATL said:

I have a solution to the fuck, marry, kill.

Let Gary Ridgeway Craig James decide.  

FIFY

[Superhero 8,636]

6 hours ago, tx ind said:

too easy, now do it with Butch Body, Huckabee Sanders, and Sidney Powell

 

 

 

[Gap03 3,193]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

counterpoint

Deduction for posting pics from a movie with Chachi in it ...

[C-Man 26,755]

Deduction for posting pics from a movie with Chachi in it ...

Yeah. But she shows her tits in it.

[tbone_ 13,991]

Yeah. But she shows her tits in it.

Like any of us can verify that

[Born to Run 6,363]

Huckabeef could still have a kid.  Powell is pushing 70 (although she might be of the type to live another 20 years).
fuck MTG, marry Powell, kill Huckabeef.

You first.

[WhatTheBuck 28,618]

Kill ‘em all. 

[chainsaw 9,668]

No trial today?

[Red Five 40,455]

Saw where Trump said yesterday that the judge isn't allowing him to talk about anything political at all. 

In spite of his stupidity, I'm pretty sure he understands that isn't the case, but feels free to say anything he wants with no push back from anyone. Must be an amazing feeling. Like a superpower.

[South Austin 51,681]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Saw where Trump said yesterday that the judge isn't allowing him to talk about anything political at all. 

In spite of his stupidity, I'm pretty sure he understands that isn't the case, but feels free to say anything he wants with no push back from anyone. Must be an amazing feeling. Like a superpower.

It's no different than when he said the judge wouldn't let him go to his son's graduation and that the judge was prohibiting him from testifying.  The MAGA masses buy all this shit.

[Red Five 40,455]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The MAGA masses buy all this shit.

If he were to say something so preposterous that even his base doesn't believe, he'd still just get a "Oh, that's just Trump. He just says things. MAGA!". 

[chainsaw 9,668]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If he were to say something so preposterous that even his base doesn't believe, he'd still just get a "Oh, that's just Trump. He just says things. MAGA!". 

That's how white supremacy works. The rules are there to protect the ruling class, and bind only those beneath them in the social hierarchy.

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14 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

You oughta know!

That bitch made it rain on my wedding day.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,727]

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

No trial today?

A little bit more Costello, then adjourned until next week for closing arguments 

[4th&Five 41,245]

[Red Five 40,455]

Hilarious. Former POTUS can't testify in his own trial because he can't be trusted to not be insane. 

[C-Man 26,755]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Saw where Trump said yesterday that the judge isn't allowing him to talk about anything political at all. 

In spite of his stupidity, I'm pretty sure he understands that isn't the case, but feels free to say anything he wants with no push back from anyone. Must be an amazing feeling. Like a superpower.

Whether he understands it or not is immaterial. His "audience" doesn't know and that's what matters. His only purpose is to keep feeding bullshit to his base. Gotta keep "The Big Lie(s)" going at all costs.

[HenryJames 65,566]

[Hermanator 6,697]

Is there any way to fix this or have we (The United States) inadvertently through greed created a reality under which democracy cannot function? 

[Sawbonz 26,904]

Trump can’t testify because of the corrupt democrat judge’s gag order

 

ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!!

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12 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Is there any way to fix this or have we (The United States) inadvertently through greed created a reality under which democracy cannot function? 

I certainly wouldn't call it "inadvertent," at least by one faction in the US. But, yeah, "we" are guilty in the sense that those undemocratic forces have been allowed to thrive within our system.

[NAVY 6,707]

Too sleepy to testify 

[Red Five 40,455]

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Trump can’t testify because of the corrupt democrat judge’s gag order

 

ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!!

Did we get the moment in the courtroom where the judge tells Trump that it's his decision and his decision alone whether or not to testify?

[DixonHur 10,862]

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Trump can’t testify because of the corrupt democrat judge’s gag order

 

ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!!

9.0...you left out "Soros funded".  

[Js1 83,677]

The judge ain’t stupid. It would just be trust up there stammering and ranting about Joe Biden, Obama, etc. and not the actual case.

What a waste of everyone’s time 

[Red Five 40,455]

Jury: "So we're supposed to believe that everyone is lying except Trump, but they won't put Trump on the stand to explain what actually happened?"

[Pato del Muerto 52,117]

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Jury: "So we're supposed to believe that everyone is lying except Trump, but they won't put Trump on the stand to explain what actually happened?"

Alternate take:

one juror: were asked to believe that everyone is lying except for Trump. Since he’s been selected by God, of course he’s being truthful and since I’m pious it’s my duty to believe him and vote not guilty even though Trump himself did not speak. The Lord works in mysterious ways, and it is not for me to question. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,618]

59 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hilarious. Former POTUS can't testify in his own trial because he can't be trusted to not be insane. 

He can’t speak without lying. It’s a pathos. His lawyers know this. That’s why they never let him testify under oath. He always says he wants to but he never actually will. Anyone who thought he might testify hasn’t figured this out yet. There was never a chance that he’d testify. 

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1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He can’t speak without lying. It’s a pathos. His lawyers know this. That’s why they never let him testify under oath. He always says he wants to but he never actually will. Anyone who thought he might testify hasn’t figured this out yet. There was never a chance that he’d testify. 

This.  He will never, ever testify in any of his criminal trials (he doesn't have that option in a civil case), because if he is speaking, he is lying.  And when you're under oath, that's a problem.

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8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He can’t speak without lying. It’s a pathos. His lawyers know this. That’s why they never let him testify under oath. He always says he wants to but he never actually will.

When he says he wants to- he’s speaking so he’s  lying.  What he wants is to grandstand, not to answer anyone’s questions. 

[Underdog 28,231]

50 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Those Trump unis need this on the back… 

 

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