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1 minute ago, bluto said:

When is a republican going to mention that this all coulda been avoided if trump didn’t have a tryst with a pornstar while his wife was pregnant. Just that alone. 

Or if a "billionaire" could come up with $150K.

[tx 3 putt 75,561]

😂😂😂😂

So much gold 

 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,320]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

So we're slut-shaming now?

did you just miss the entire last page dragging icono?

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3 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Imagine being on a cruise with all of the alcohol complimentary on a day like this.

Hope any fire pits are well cordoned off

[TeeDubya 3,329]

Has anyone checked on TexAgs?

Edited May 31 by TeeDubya

[Zonahorn 7,972]

nevermind

 

Edited May 31 by Zonahorn

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9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Well we know Conway. He’s just wishcasting. 

I'm no lawyer, but Conway did call the conviction before it happened and lays out pretty compelling reasons why he believes Trump will be sentenced to jail time. This wasn't a close case. Eleven hours to find him guilty on all 34 charges in a trial in which he attacked the judge, his daughter, intimidated jurors, found in contempt ten times, shows no contrition in a case for which Cohen served jail time after pleading guilty on related charges. 

[Satchel 6,903]

1 minute ago, TeeDubya said:

Has anyone checked on TexAgs?

Not yet, but TigerDroppings is off the chain.

[Js1 83,679]

1 minute ago, TeeDubya said:

Has anyone checked on TexAgs?

Needs a better gif

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[Zonahorn 7,972]

33 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

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40 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Everyone does realize he won’t see a day of jail, right? Pundits have already confirmed that a first time, lowest level felony, will not lead to jail time. There really is no damage for him, other than the title of felon. Which is nice. 

This case and jury is the one that took on the “can/should you convict a former president- it’s never happened before!” question and buried it for the future juries. 

[TexEx15 17,347]

Need the law dogs to weigh in on this but as a layperson, my takeaway is…

[Zonahorn 7,972]

Holy Shit

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3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Need the law dogs to weigh in on this but as a layperson, my takeaway is…

No need to go to law school.

 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,320]

2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Holy Shit

the poor, poor computer which had to whirr and click and beep trying to convolute trump's thin, straw hair into long enough threads for a cornrows

[CooterBrown 17,762]

[SubliminalHorn 6,404]

Wait so it’s up to the prosecution to help the defense?

Edited May 31 by SubliminalHorn

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,320]

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Needs a better gif

I fucking love when this happened and we got video of the buffoons standing there without a debris guard, staring as the cloud of smoke slowly came closer until they had to flee in a panic lmao

['stache 21,591]

Are brainworms endemic for half this country? Just stunning that they are literally saying they couldn’t call witnesses and half the country just shakes their heads in agreement. I’m so sick of this bullshit. 

[Gatorubet 29,789]

Has anyone bothered to match up all of the alleged contempt citations to actual rulings of the judge for each?

What I’m asking if there are any other unsanctioned contempt charges that have not been decided by the court?

The judge may not have wanted to put Trump in jail during the trial for some obvious reasons and to avoid problems on appeal.  But wouldn’t it be lovely if in addition to whatever punishment Trump gets, the judge uses his absolute discretion to send Trump to jail for 30 or 60 days for the 9th contempt offense.  

He could send him to jail for contempt in July at the sentencing hearing, and then say Trump can remain free on bond until the appeal is decided….but the jail time for contempt starts today.   

[immamac 41,751]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Wait so it’s up to the prosecution to help the defense’s case?

lol the burden of proof is on the prosecution...and they fucking proved their case beyond a reasonable doubt on 34 counts with 12 jurors who were selected and approved by both prosecution and defense teams. They didn't need to call any other witnesses, they knew what they got on the stand why would they trot out anyone else.

[Brisketexan 103,656]

6 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Holy Shit

I fucking love it.  That actually captures their brainwormed reality perfectly.

White guy getting full due process, the question of his guilt submitted to a jury of 12, who peacefully vote to convict

=

Black guy murdered by a cop, with zero due process or jury

 

PERFECTION.

[dcbc 14,282]

36 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Well we know Conway. He’s just wishcasting. 

Conway is my spirit animal tonight on punishment.  There's not reason, in a normal world, Trump shouldn't se jail.  The only thing he has in his favor is that he's "technically," a first offender.  Otherwise, everything points to a fine or probation being insufficient punishment.

[Gatorubet 29,789]

7 minutes ago, dcbc said:

No need to go to law school.

 

Dammit, I never knew James Carville was in that movie!

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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Dammit, I never knew James Carville was in that movie!

WTF?  That was one of the best parts of a movie full of best parts.

[Slacks 6,723]

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

Can’t wait for November 5. The base is more fired up and determined than ever. This has woken up even the normie soft cuckservatives. This is do or die time for Republicans in Congress. If they do their usual turtle job bullshit, the stage is set for a hard right nationalist party to take its place. I have been wanting that to happen since volunteering for Pat Buchanan’s campaign back in college. We were fringe back then but now we’re poised to overthrow the rotting corpse that is the Republican Party. Enjoy tonight with the rest of the CR gang. I will be back here to gloat and lick y’all’s tears on election night.

Bro... I actually think you're somewhat correct. The Republicans are selling out to DT. He is not a conservstive. He's just a con. It is well documented. 

Even when he wins, it's only for himself, and it's temporary. 

He will wipe out the Republican party as it is today. The only thing left will be the hard right, like yourself, which can't carry on politically because not enough people support hard right.  That's not what they think they're supporting in Trump now. You are hoping.

You've let a fox into your henhouse, hoping for a last grasp at a chance to require a certain lifestyle. Only a dictator can pull it off, but you don't really want that. The strategy is flawed.

Think about it. I don't even study history or politics. I'm just old and have a little bit of background in watching people support things they think supports their interests, but is actually counterproductive. 

I could be wrong, but I think Trump is doing to the Republican party what he has done to everything except his own name (which means he actually knows what he's doing or the name would be destroyed, too.}

Think about what you have said... You lined up behind Post Buchanan and now you're hoping Trump can deliver on the promise.

Not the same ballpark? It ain't even the same fucking game. He's tricked you like he tricked the banks and the racists. He's going to take your money. 

When he wins and totally abandons you, who will you blame?

You do realize, you can be the whatever it is you want to be, regardless of who is President, right? Just be you.  Even if things go back to the 1800s, you're not going to have your own personal libslave. So just live, man.

 

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2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Bro... I actually think you're somewhat correct. The Republicans are selling out to DT. He is not a conservstive. He's just a con. It is well documented. 

Even when he wins, it's only for himself, and it's temporary. 

He will wipe out the Republican party as it is today. The only thing left will be the hard right, like yourself, which can't carry on politically because not enough people support hard right.  That's not what they think they're supporting in Trump now. You are hoping.

You've let a fox into your henhouse, hoping for a last grasp at a chance to require a certain lifestyle. Only a dictator can pull it off, but you don't really want that. The strategy is flawed.

Think about it. I don't even study history or politics. I'm just old and have a little bit of background in watching people support things they think supports their interests, but is actually counterproductive. 

I could be wrong, but I think Trump is doing to the Republican party what he has done to everything except his own name (which means he actually knows what he's doing or the name would be destroyed, too.}

Think about what you have said... You lined up behind Post Buchanan and now you're hoping Trump can deliver on the promise.

Not the same ballpark? It ain't even the same fucking game. He's tricked you like he tricked the banks and the racists. He's going to take your money. 

When he wins and totally abandons you, who will you blame?

You do realize, you can be the whatever it is you want to be, regardless of who is President, right? Just be you.  Even if things go back to the 1800s, you're not going to have your own personal libslave. So just live, man.

 

GoP will be very broke, very soon 

he ruins everything he touches 

Edited May 31 by tx 3 putt

[Josef Pwag 1,656]

Here is every Trumpist on Twitter right now:

"The last presidential election was rigged. The 70+ court cases Trump lost about the election were all rigged, this criminal trial involving Trump was rigged, the entire judicial system is rigged, everything is rigged....

.....but I think today's decision will be overturned on appeal."

[tx 3 putt 75,561]

 

[tx 3 putt 75,561]

Jesse Waters is past due for an ass kicking …

 

[Chuckie Finster 22,342]

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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[Js1 83,679]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jesse Waters is past due for an ass kicking …

 

Yes, yes we are 

[achooloco 963]

5 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Just told my 10 year old daughter about Trump conviction. She had tears in her eyes. Then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Trumpkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate. 

 

wait, is that pro or anti trump? i'll still pos rep but a bit confused (and yes I've been drinking since the verdict, pound sign fuck trump!)

 

[bolverk 29,105]

I might need help workshopping Trump's new honorific title:

34-times felonious convicted and 91-times criminally indicted traitorous sexual assaulter, dick-tugging dancer, 3-times adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, and disgraced former president, Donald Trump.

Please, feel free to modify or add to it. I really want to get this ready and loaded.

[UnivTex34 1,762]

5 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Bro... I actually think you're somewhat correct. The Republicans are selling out to DT. He is not a conservstive. He's just a con. It is well documented. 

Even when he wins, it's only for himself, and it's temporary. 

He will wipe out the Republican party as it is today. The only thing left will be the hard right, like yourself, which can't carry on politically because not enough people support hard right.  That's not what they think they're supporting in Trump now. You are hoping.

You've let a fox into your henhouse, hoping for a last grasp at a chance to require a certain lifestyle. Only a dictator can pull it off, but you don't really want that. The strategy is flawed.

Think about it. I don't even study history or politics. I'm just old and have a little bit of background in watching people support things they think supports their interests, but is actually counterproductive. 

I could be wrong, but I think Trump is doing to the Republican party what he has done to everything except his own name (which means he actually knows what he's doing or the name would be destroyed, too.}

Think about what you have said... You lined up behind Post Buchanan and now you're hoping Trump can deliver on the promise.

Not the same ballpark? It ain't even the same fucking game. He's tricked you like he tricked the banks and the racists. He's going to take your money. 

When he wins and totally abandons you, who will you blame?

You do realize, you can be the whatever it is you want to be, regardless of who is President, right? Just be you.  Even if things go back to the 1800s, you're not going to have your own personal libslave. So just live, man.

 

What’s funny about Icono/ @Macklemore that he doesn’t understand, while he may not be the first to be deported under a Trump dictatorship, he will be second. Brown and having sucked cock for drugs, puts him in a class that actually may move him into the first category. He’s literally the poster boy for leopards eating faces party. It’s fucking hilarious.

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3 hours ago, UnivTex34 said:

I might have a son Named Nolan. 

If we had another son, we would have used Nolan - one of my favorite of the Sackett family characters in the Louis L'Amour books.

[BamaATL 16,286]

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I might need help workshopping Trump's new honorific title:

34-times felonious convicted and 91-times criminally indicted traitorous sexual assaulter, dick-tugging dancer, 3-times adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, and disgraced former president, Donald Trump.

Please, feel free to modify or add to it. I really want to get this ready and loaded.

Twice impeached, smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonalds and KFC.  

[Francisco 2.0 32,226]

Hi everyone.  I've been on a long trip these past 2 weeks.   Lots of fun with the kids!  Disneyland/California Adventure/Universal Studios Hollywood/Legoland.  Plus Grand Canyon!  Carlsbad Caverns!  

What have I missed?  Anything exciting?  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spoiler

Not my work, found it on Twitter:

 

[Jiggy-Z 3,422]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jesse Waters is past due for an ass kicking …

 

...and convicted felon and rapist.

[Brisketexan 103,656]

2 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

What’s funny about Icono/ @Macklemore that he doesn’t understand, while he may not be the first to be deported under a Trump dictatorship, he will be second. Brown and having sucked cock for drugs, puts him in a class that actually may move him into the first category. He’s literally the poster boy for leopards eating faces party. It’s fucking hilarious.

That's kinda the best thing about these new American fascists.  They think they're on team "we won, we're in charge!", but they missed the memo that all fascist movements turn on themselves, and are hardest on those who thought they were true insiders but now have been deemed apostates, inferior, RINOs, etc.

The stupidity is breathtaking in both its breadth and depth.

[Dbeasy 14,791]

5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I might need help workshopping Trump's new honorific title:

34-times felonious convicted and 91-times criminally indicted traitorous sexual assaulter, dick-tugging dancer, 3-times adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, and disgraced former president, Donald Trump.

Please, feel free to modify or add to it. I really want to get this ready and loaded.

It can’t possibly be complete without the words moron and incompetent 

[jimmyjazz 45,211]

28 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Wait so it’s up to the prosecution to help the defense?

When you're such a bad attorney that Trump is down to hiring you . . . yes.

[Hank_Hill 17,910]

I’ve woken up to better news, but it usually involved a mouth on my penis. Cheers boys

[burntorangebongos 10,658]

10 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I might need help workshopping Trump's new honorific title:

34-times felonious convicted and 91-times criminally indicted traitorous sexual assaulter, dick-tugging dancer, 3-times adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, and disgraced former president, Donald Trump.

Please, feel free to modify or add to it. I really want to get this ready and loaded.

two times impeached.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,320]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’ve woken up to better news, but it usually involved a mouth on my penis. Cheers boys

Icono sure gets around

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