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[Pods 7586]

40 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He fabricated a rich deposit of dinosaur bones, fossils, and imprints all over the world. I think he can drop a baggie of crack and/or a handgun if needed. 

[Underdog 28711]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

cop with a heart 

 

Who only eats Schooner Tuna, the tuna also with a heart… 

 

[Bookman 4639]

22 hours ago, Okie State said:

He's a huge pussy who blames all of his failures on others. How can anyone respect that?

Because he played a strong, successful businessman on television. 

[DixonHur 11340]

24 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I think it would be cool if in every episode, he tells his partner he's gotta go talk to 'the Chief', but you never see the Chief.  But it's obviously his Dad.  And he comes back with some magical insight into the cold case.  

I mean, we'd be fucking crazy not to sell this story rights idea to Kirk Cameron.  Scott Baio could easily play the salty, sarcastic sergeant.  I mean, it's going straight to DVD...but we'd make enough to get a surly suite at DKR for one season.  

Gotta Q it up a bit if you want to land the likes of Kirk Cameron or Scott Baio.

Grizzled homicide detective Jesus "J.C." Trump (Jim Caviezel) has seen it all, but nothing could prepare him and his longtime partner John Thomas Bartholomew (Scott Baio) for their next case.

After a series of blood drained babies start popping up around town, it's up to J.C. and John Thomas to uncover the truth... and they've got a bad feeling this could go all the way to the top.

After an anonyms tip from an online informant named "Q", newly appointed Police Chief Hillary Biden Obama (played by trans actress Hari Nef) and her pizza making husband Hunter Clinton become their prime suspects.

Edited June 1 by DixonHur

[YGIFS 19452]

there's gotta be angle in there somewhere, to sell to the MAGA folks, where all the crimes are committed by MS-13 members who crossed into our country through bus tickets issued by Homeland Security.  And if you don't think Frank Stallone is on board to co-produce, well then you're just part of the problem...

[DixonHur 11340]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

there's gotta be angle in there somewhere, to sell to the MAGA folks, where all the crimes are committed by MS-13 members who crossed into our country through bus tickets issued by Homeland Security.  And if you don't think Frank Stallone is on board to co-produce, well then you're just part of the problem...

Now we're getting somewhere...

Surely's first crowdsourced film script.

[Red Five 40862]

I know the trial was illegal but have any of them said why it was illegal?

It’s kind of like screaming for four years about a rigged election, while providing zero explanations or proof of how it happened. And tens of millions of people believe it.

[Pato del Muerto 52526]

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Now we're getting somewhere...

Surely's first crowdsourced film script.

We were supposed to have a film noir about a hard nosed detective named Vince nordgren, but gandorf never finished it. Or never sold it. 

[4th&Five 41558]

 

[DixonHur 11340]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We were supposed to have a film noir about a hard nosed detective named Vince nordgren, but gandorf never finished it. Or never sold it. 

Or he never told anyone he sold it and then moved to Tahiti

[YGIFS 19452]

who was the comedian who had the bit about waving to people that weren't there or couldn't wave back or something.  Dammit.  This would be fucking perfect.  I'll find it.  

That was pretty weird that he had like this Saint Peter's Square prayer vigil going on for him a few days ago and now he's just this random old guy waving at a traffic light.  

[MissingInAction 25107]

5 hours ago, Born to Run said:

14 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

After Trump loses this election, the GQP completely implodes, and MAGA goes back into hiding leaving nothing but smoldering ash... you won't be able to find a single mother fucker anywhere that will admit to have voted for dotard in any of these elections.

I have pictures of my brother and his wife in Maga hats.

Send them an 18x22 framed print of that pic every Christmas.

[tchookem 3900]

Holy shit! Do I like Colin Cowherd now?

No? I just respect and appreciate his insight in this one instance?

Cool. Carry on.

[Fudge Nuggets 19206]

1 hour ago, AnTiM said:

So now Mike Pence has announced he will not endorse donald JAIL trump as the party candidate for President?    So long, Mike.  I will dance at your funeral.

I thought he announced this months ago when he ended his "campaign".

[Sawbonz 27578]

6 hours ago, David Dennison said:

The majority of voters listened.

Sadly, this is America, and that doesn't always matter.

Because slavery.

Bill told her what to do and where to go. Obama told her what to do and where to go. She listened to a 30-something dude named Mook.

[South Austin 52519]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I know the trial was illegal but have any of them said why it was illegal?

Because it was against the law.

[GenXer 2882]

55 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Gotta Q it up a bit if you want to land the likes of Kirk Cameron or Scott Baio.

Grizzled homicide detective Jesus "J.C." Trump (Jim Caviezel) has seen it all, but nothing could prepare him and his longtime partner John Thomas Bartholomew (Scott Baio) for their next case.

After a series of blood drained babies start popping up around town, it's up to J.C. and John Thomas to uncover the truth... and they've got a bad feeling this could go all the way to the top.

After an anonyms tip from an online informant named "Q", newly appointed Police Chief Hillary Biden Obama (played by trans actress Hari Nef) and her pizza making husband Hunter Clinton become their prime suspects.

 

[Sawbonz 27578]

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

I’ll make it up on another post but fuck you for posting something from Cowherd I have to agree with

[Sawbonz 27578]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yes…it’s been horrible.
My point is that had we elected Hillary, that malignancy would have continued to grow, largely acknowledged and unimpeded. It’s hard to believe…but yes, things could be even worse.

I said when he was elected he wasn’t the tumor but rather the chemo. Sometimes the chemo kills the patient 🤷‍♂️

[Slacks 6821]

4 hours ago, Born to Run said:

My literal brother is a Maga fool; so we talk, but don't talk politics.

 

Icono would gleefully shoot brown people at the border for fun.  Fuck that psycho.

I may be misremembering, but Icono is kinda brown, ain't he?

[Pato del Muerto 52526]

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

I may be misremembering, but Icono is kinda brown, ain't he?

Yep

[Brisketexan 105157]

I may be misremembering, but Icono is kinda brown, ain't he?

Yes. He’s one of those idiots who hangs around the fascist white supremacists saying “hey guys, umm, guys, I’m one of you! Isn’t it cool being awesome and superior?” The thing is, he’s being honest - there are plenty of racial supremacists in every culture/region; he’s one of those Persians who looks down on Arabs, tribal afghans, all that stuff. He’s just too dumb to realize that the white supremacists, while they’re happy to have his help for now, don’t even grasp his point of view. He thinks he’s a superior Persian…to them, he’s just another dirty raghead. And in the end, that’s how they’ll end up treating him, as he cries out in anguish “but guys! Guys! I’M ONE OF YOU! DON’T YOU REMEMBER?”
That’s the way it always goes. And he’s too dumb to realize it. Leopards, people’s faces, and all that.

[Art Vandelay 1712]

20 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I thought he announced this months ago when he ended his "campaign".

He did. Back in March.

[Slacks 6821]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

There are people across the street.

[Red Five 40862]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yes. He’s one of those idiots who hangs around the fascist white supremacists saying “hey guys, umm, guys, I’m one of you! Isn’t it cool being awesome and superior?” The thing is, he’s being honest - there are plenty of racial supremacists in every culture/region; he’s one of those Persians who looks down on Arabs, tribal afghans, all that stuff. He’s just too dumb to realize that the white supremacists, while they’re happy to have his help for now, don’t even grasp his point of view. He thinks he’s a superior Persian…to them, he’s just another dirty raghead. And in the end, that’s how they’ll end up treating him, as he cries out in anguish “but guys! Guys! I’M ONE OF YOU! DON’T YOU REMEMBER?”
That’s the way it always goes. And he’s too dumb to realize it. Leopards, people’s faces, and all that.

I've always thought that pound for pound he's the worst poster I've ever seen on a Texas message board. All of his opinions on everything, and there have been so many, range from ridiculous to truly horrific. 

[Slacks 6821]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yes. He’s one of those idiots who hangs around the fascist white supremacists saying “hey guys, umm, guys, I’m one of you! Isn’t it cool being awesome and superior?” The thing is, he’s being honest - there are plenty of racial supremacists in every culture/region; he’s one of those Persians who looks down on Arabs, tribal afghans, all that stuff. He’s just too dumb to realize that the white supremacists, while they’re happy to have his help for now, don’t even grasp his point of view. He thinks he’s a superior Persian…to them, he’s just another dirty raghead. And in the end, that’s how they’ll end up treating him, as he cries out in anguish “but guys! Guys! I’M ONE OF YOU! DON’T YOU REMEMBER?”
That’s the way it always goes. And he’s too dumb to realize it. Leopards, people’s faces, and all that.

Not trying to justify his words here, but like much of the Internet, our in person interactions were not even close to this.

Maybe it was the copy of Financial Times.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5454]

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yes. He’s one of those idiots who hangs around the fascist white supremacists saying “hey guys, umm, guys, I’m one of you! Isn’t it cool being awesome and superior?” The thing is, he’s being honest - there are plenty of racial supremacists in every culture/region; he’s one of those Persians who looks down on Arabs, tribal afghans, all that stuff. He’s just too dumb to realize that the white supremacists, while they’re happy to have his help for now, don’t even grasp his point of view. He thinks he’s a superior Persian…to them, he’s just another dirty raghead. And in the end, that’s how they’ll end up treating him, as he cries out in anguish “but guys! Guys! I’M ONE OF YOU! DON’T YOU REMEMBER?”
That’s the way it always goes. And he’s too dumb to realize it. Leopards, people’s faces, and all that.

Tl;dr: iconoclast is a fucking mutt

[jw4381 3080]

15 minutes ago, Slacks said:

There are people across the street.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5454]

16 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Not trying to justify his words here, but like much of the Internet, our in person interactions were not even close to this.

Maybe it was the copy of Financial Times.

Wow cool so you met a two faced racist who is too chickenshit to say the fucked up things he thinks outloud except on forums where he cant be fucked up with a crowbar. Truely strange.

[Slacks 6821]

6 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

[Red Five 40862]

I feel like the NY Times Pitchbot saying "I can't top this", but I was just bumping channels and momentarily stopped on CNN. I heard "Will Trump's felony convictions help or hurt him in the upcoming election? We'll discuss, coming up next." 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5454]

Yeah, when I'm saying hi to my neighbors north of me, like any non addled person, I wave to the east.

[jw4381 3080]

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

1 hour ago, Slacks said:

[Chips O'Toole 1325]

Anybody else have an addiction to Trump comeuppance and MAGA tears?  I'm approaching LonghornLawyeresque levels of brain chemical dependence to any negative news about these ridiculous dipfucks. 

[atomheartbevo 89732]

7 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Anybody else have an addiction to Trump comeuppance and MAGA tears?  I'm approaching LonghornLawyeresque levels of brain chemical dependence to any negative news about these ridiculous dipfucks. 

I’m just enjoying pointing out to them that if he’d only just cut a personal check to the porn star, his accountant would have dealt with it, and we wouldn’t have known about this and even if we did know, there’s no trial, because there was no fraud.

But he couldn’t cut a $130,000 personal check for whatever reason.

[Horn Dog 9875]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

I've always thought that pound for pound he's the worst poster I've ever seen on a Texas message board. All of his opinions on everything, and there have been so many, range from ridiculous to truly horrific. 

Icono is the poster who told everyone he sucks dick for drugs. Everyone has life choice to make so no judgement but in general, people in that situation don’t make great decisions or have brilliant opinions.  

Edited June 1 by Horn Dog

[MissingInAction 25107]

2 hours ago, Slacks said:

People walking around New York city? Unpossible.

[Bullneck 19170]

5 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Gotta Q it up a bit if you want to land the likes of Kirk Cameron or Scott Baio.

Grizzled homicide detective Jesus "J.C." Trump (Jim Caviezel) has seen it all, but nothing could prepare him and his longtime partner John Thomas Bartholomew (Scott Baio) for their next case.

After a series of blood drained babies start popping up around town, it's up to J.C. and John Thomas to uncover the truth... and they've got a bad feeling this could go all the way to the top.

After an anonyms tip from an online informant named "Q", newly appointed Police Chief Hillary Biden Obama (played by trans actress Hari Nef) and her pizza making husband Hunter Clinton become their prime suspects.

Spoiler

Just kidding. +rep to you, sir.

 

Edited June 2 by Bullneck

[tx 3 putt 77073]

3 hours ago, Slacks said:

[HornPhD 1368]

3 hours ago, Slacks said:

That’s the line for Sbarro’s

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

5 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I think it should be something more like he's leaning over the perp in the interrogation room and says, "You done got crucified, son." or something about judgement.  I'll be in the writer's room, workshopping this.  

Make sure you work in a few ice cold Dr. Peppers.

[Da Fino 2783]

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

Icono is the poster who told everyone he sucks dick for drugs. Everyone has life choice to make so no judgement but in general, people in that situation don’t make great decisions or have brilliant opinions.  

Not even good drugs, the shittiest drug. 

[elfenix 34312]

[Rimbo 25976]

21 hours ago, DixonHur said:

The press need to understand that the politicians need them more than they need to politicians.

If we fail to keep Trump out of the White House this year, the failure of the press to cover reality as it is will be an important chapter in late-21st-century American history classes.

[miguelito 11266]

History classes won't exist.

[Macanudo 12989]

12 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

If we fail to keep Trump out of the White House this year, the failure of the press to cover reality as it is will be an important chapter in late-21st-century American history classes.

You think the learnin' they teach then will be taught from books?  The GOP can't have that now, son.

[Rimbo 25976]

10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Better candidate than Bernie whom she beat fair and square.

You could not possibly be more mistaken if you'd said that Hitler was a better candidate, and here is why: The blue-collar workers who voted for Trump in 2016 would have voted for Bernie.

I can't fathom why people don't grasp this. The minute Hillary was nominated, Trump won the election. She was, in the flesh, the embodiment of the Democrats' cozying up to big business while taking Labor's votes for granted, a trend started by her husband in '92 that continued up until Biden finally started to actively take an interest in Labor's needs during his presidency.

I don't like Michael Moore one bit, but he was the only other person I know of who caught on to this back in 2016.

[Rimbo 25976]

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/31/style/emily-ratajkowski-stormy-daniels-sartorial-support/index.html

 

that's the hottest she's ever been, and i've seen her naked

[tx 3 putt 77073]

7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I know the trial was illegal but have any of them said why it was illegal?

because you touch yourself mother fucker !!!!!