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[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

You mean you didn't get one after taking the Mrs to the Duran Duran concert on Tuesday?

What were you waiting for?!?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13580]

17 minutes ago, bluto said:

7  counts on classified docs 

 

[DDD Dad 14332]

I want a perp walk in cuffs. 

7 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

Don’t count on it. 

Edited June 8, 2023 by DDD Dad

[shnsajax 3591]

Can wait for Trump to turn on the GOP that failed him. Hoping Cruz is first.

[StassneyHorn 6575]

I didn’t want to, but it’s Thirsty Thursday and the Lord loves a drinkin man. 
 

summoned to federal courthouse in Miami on Tuesday at 3.

[Radical Larry 28572]

Should be a fantastic meltdown.

[The Dog 44020]

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....cool.  But y'all know the drill (ESPECIALLY with a Florida jury pool):

 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

12 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

I dont know about a blowjob, but i did get a job offer today sometime in between seeing the shark food and this indictment. 

[BamaATL 16593]

12 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

The wife is in for a 30 seconds of misery this evening.  Good news, she can multitask and will likely be reading about this shitshow with glee.  

A truly nice day.  

[DigglerontheHoof 21184]

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

Just saw the breaking news on CBS. Good. Lock him the fuck up. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13580]

I've got that baby shark song in my head now.

[conVINCEd 21469]

17 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

Did I miss the shark thing?

[HOOKEM4 5036]

17 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

Not to completion. Keep dreaming.

[Biff Tannen 45673]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Did I miss the shark thing?

Same

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

 

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Did I miss the shark thing?

 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Same

It’s in the ukraine thread as an imbedded tweet. Probably could search on Twitter for it too. Russian tourist in Egypt gets pretty much literally eaten ok camera by a Tiger or bull shark in what looks like a marina. 

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

Yeah link to shark eating someone stat 

[conVINCEd 21469]

The only time Ihave gotten that close to sharks that could kill me I made sure there was some strong steel bars between me and them.

[Celery Man 20934]

The shark is a metaphor

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

MAGA meltdown tweets are entertaining.  I’m not linking them here, because there are so many to choose from.

 

 

[High Plains Drifter 11035]

 

Today, we are all the shark

 

 

[South Austin 52462]

Two, count ‘em, TWO, indications!

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

16 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Yeah link to shark eating someone stat 

 

8 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

The shark is a metaphor

 

Edited June 9, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[Celery Man 20934]

It’s like when a frat kid eats a watermelon

for the shark I mean

Edited June 9, 2023 by Celery Man

[Chooky 13307]

Not trying to Debbie feline aids the vibe here, but Florida. Got my eye open for some reverse OJ Simpson shit.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[elfenix 34228]

Yeah, I am at least procedurally, if not substantively, biased in favor of criminal defendants over the gubmint.  And that is why, to a large extent, I am always ready to explain why the law seemingly favors Trump or whatever ______________ trumpworld figure you want to name.
A Trump prosecution, along with several other apparently deserving prosecutions (e.g. Elizabeth Holmes), provoke quite a bit of cognitive dissonance.

It's kinda interesting that pretty much no one went to jail for the financial crisis and the only notable person to go to jail in the latest round of shens so far is one of the three women to ever get venture capital.

[shnsajax 3591]

28 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Should be a fantastic meltdown.

Hopefully the meltdown leads to a heart attack!

[Chooky 13307]

Whoa. Shark. Fuuuuuu ... .

[G650 14249]

 

[wildcat09 29349]

40 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

And Nate Paul has been arrested!

Did Biden just become a godfather today?

[NameAlreadyInUse 5111]

I got off my last call, walked through security and into the United club and saw this news. I was really just coming in here for a private place to take a dump before my flight, but I had to make a detour to pick up a beer to toast the greatness of today. And I can guarantee blowjobs are in my future tonight. Sorry for you straight guys!

Edited June 9, 2023 by NameAlreadyInUse

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....cool.  But y'all know the drill (ESPECIALLY with a Florida jury pool):

now, now….you know as well as i do this is a much different jury game in Fed Ct than any state court.  

[Beau Vine 54210]

 

[Michael Knight 12977]

[dcbc 14471]

My power has been out for the last half hour and I cine back to this!

[TwiceHorn 31446]

2 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

now, now….you know as well as i do this is a much different jury game in Fed Ct than any state court.  

But, I think the limited nature of voir dire handicaps the government as much as the defense.

With one big exception.  I don't think any "acquit at all costs" MAGATs are capable of being stealthy or hiding their bias from the prosecutors or the judge.

[elfenix 34228]

Pat Robertson dead and Trump indicted is proof that the Iron Sheik is fucking jabronis from the after life

[Rimbo 25919]

 

[Beau Vine 54210]

47 minutes ago, Js1 said:

@Beau Vine, it’s time 

ty

[miguelito 11261]

KEXP (Seattle) is playing Ice Cube, Arrest the President.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

 

 

[GenXer 2850]

That shark attack video is grizzly. That’s one of my phobias. That and gators. Really anything from the water that can take you down.

I think by the end after he had been flipped upside down with his legs out of the water, he had accepted his fate. That, or the shark had already taken one of his arms, and he couldn’t swim or defend himself.

Pretty good metaphor for russia swimming into ukraine’s water and finding out.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13580]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

 

 

[Lurch 5930]

The birds in the trees WILL be eaten on Tuesday!

[GenXer 2850]

12 minutes ago, dcbc said:

My power has been out for the last half hour and I cine back to this!

Do me a favor and don’t pay your power bill. I wanna see what else your wizardry conjures up.

[Beau Vine 54210]

[Chooky 13307]

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

But, I think the limited nature of voir dire handicaps the government as much as the defense.

With one big exception.  I don't think any "acquit at all costs" MAGATs are capable of being stealthy or hiding their bias from the prosecutors or the judge.

You're consistently measured, but I was kinda hoping you'd tell us how it's inevitable that Trump will get his anus rigorously buttfucked really hard right in the ass. Like the legal terminology of that.

[Lurch 5930]

3 minutes ago, GenXer said:

That shark attack video is grizzly. That’s one of my phobias. That and gators. Really anything from the water that can take you down.I

On occasion here in Jax Beach FL, animal control will have to come pull a gator from the surf

 

Sleep well!