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[GhostOfTomJoad 9543]

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

You mean you didn't get one after taking the Mrs to the Duran Duran concert on Tuesday?

What were you waiting for?!?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13645]

17 minutes ago, bluto said:

7  counts on classified docs 

 

[DDD Dad 14675]

I want a perp walk in cuffs. 

7 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

Don’t count on it. 

Edited June 8, 2023 by DDD Dad

[shnsajax 3607]

Can wait for Trump to turn on the GOP that failed him. Hoping Cruz is first.

[StassneyHorn 6792]

I didn’t want to, but it’s Thirsty Thursday and the Lord loves a drinkin man. 
 

summoned to federal courthouse in Miami on Tuesday at 3.

[Radical Larry 28829]

Should be a fantastic meltdown.

[The Dog 44924]

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....cool.  But y'all know the drill (ESPECIALLY with a Florida jury pool):

 

[Pato del Muerto 53635]

12 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

I dont know about a blowjob, but i did get a job offer today sometime in between seeing the shark food and this indictment. 

[BamaATL 16593]

12 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

The wife is in for a 30 seconds of misery this evening.  Good news, she can multitask and will likely be reading about this shitshow with glee.  

A truly nice day.  

[DigglerontheHoof 21568]

[WhatTheBuck 28958]

Just saw the breaking news on CBS. Good. Lock him the fuck up. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13645]

I've got that baby shark song in my head now.

[conVINCEd 21478]

17 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

Did I miss the shark thing?

[HOOKEM4 5202]

17 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

Not to completion. Keep dreaming.

[Biff Tannen 46280]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Did I miss the shark thing?

Same

[Pato del Muerto 53635]

 

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Did I miss the shark thing?

 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Same

It’s in the ukraine thread as an imbedded tweet. Probably could search on Twitter for it too. Russian tourist in Egypt gets pretty much literally eaten ok camera by a Tiger or bull shark in what looks like a marina. 

[SubliminalHorn 7015]

Yeah link to shark eating someone stat 

[conVINCEd 21478]

The only time Ihave gotten that close to sharks that could kill me I made sure there was some strong steel bars between me and them.

[Celery Man 21124]

The shark is a metaphor

[Francisco 2.0 32687]

MAGA meltdown tweets are entertaining.  I’m not linking them here, because there are so many to choose from.

 

 

[High Plains Drifter 11195]

 

Today, we are all the shark

 

 

[South Austin 53336]

Two, count ‘em, TWO, indications!

[Pato del Muerto 53635]

16 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Yeah link to shark eating someone stat 

 

8 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

The shark is a metaphor

 

Edited June 9, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[Celery Man 21124]

It’s like when a frat kid eats a watermelon

for the shark I mean

Edited June 9, 2023 by Celery Man

[Chooky 13347]

Not trying to Debbie feline aids the vibe here, but Florida. Got my eye open for some reverse OJ Simpson shit.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[elfenix 34820]

Yeah, I am at least procedurally, if not substantively, biased in favor of criminal defendants over the gubmint.  And that is why, to a large extent, I am always ready to explain why the law seemingly favors Trump or whatever ______________ trumpworld figure you want to name.
A Trump prosecution, along with several other apparently deserving prosecutions (e.g. Elizabeth Holmes), provoke quite a bit of cognitive dissonance.

It's kinda interesting that pretty much no one went to jail for the financial crisis and the only notable person to go to jail in the latest round of shens so far is one of the three women to ever get venture capital.

[shnsajax 3607]

28 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Should be a fantastic meltdown.

Hopefully the meltdown leads to a heart attack!

[Chooky 13347]

Whoa. Shark. Fuuuuuu ... .

[G650 14463]

 

[wildcat09 29622]

40 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

And Nate Paul has been arrested!

Did Biden just become a godfather today?

[NameAlreadyInUse 5192]

I got off my last call, walked through security and into the United club and saw this news. I was really just coming in here for a private place to take a dump before my flight, but I had to make a detour to pick up a beer to toast the greatness of today. And I can guarantee blowjobs are in my future tonight. Sorry for you straight guys!

Edited June 9, 2023 by NameAlreadyInUse

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....cool.  But y'all know the drill (ESPECIALLY with a Florida jury pool):

now, now….you know as well as i do this is a much different jury game in Fed Ct than any state court.  

[Beau Vine 55911]

 

[Michael Knight 13239]

[dcbc 14660]

My power has been out for the last half hour and I cine back to this!

[TwiceHorn 32154]

2 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

now, now….you know as well as i do this is a much different jury game in Fed Ct than any state court.  

But, I think the limited nature of voir dire handicaps the government as much as the defense.

With one big exception.  I don't think any "acquit at all costs" MAGATs are capable of being stealthy or hiding their bias from the prosecutors or the judge.

[elfenix 34820]

Pat Robertson dead and Trump indicted is proof that the Iron Sheik is fucking jabronis from the after life

[Rimbo 27211]

 

[Beau Vine 55911]

47 minutes ago, Js1 said:

@Beau Vine, it’s time 

ty

[miguelito 11527]

KEXP (Seattle) is playing Ice Cube, Arrest the President.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

 

 

[GenXer 3539]

That shark attack video is grizzly. That’s one of my phobias. That and gators. Really anything from the water that can take you down.

I think by the end after he had been flipped upside down with his legs out of the water, he had accepted his fate. That, or the shark had already taken one of his arms, and he couldn’t swim or defend himself.

Pretty good metaphor for russia swimming into ukraine’s water and finding out.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13645]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

 

 

[Lurch 5952]

The birds in the trees WILL be eaten on Tuesday!

[GenXer 3539]

12 minutes ago, dcbc said:

My power has been out for the last half hour and I cine back to this!

Do me a favor and don’t pay your power bill. I wanna see what else your wizardry conjures up.

[Beau Vine 55911]

[Chooky 13347]

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

But, I think the limited nature of voir dire handicaps the government as much as the defense.

With one big exception.  I don't think any "acquit at all costs" MAGATs are capable of being stealthy or hiding their bias from the prosecutors or the judge.

You're consistently measured, but I was kinda hoping you'd tell us how it's inevitable that Trump will get his anus rigorously buttfucked really hard right in the ass. Like the legal terminology of that.

[Lurch 5952]

3 minutes ago, GenXer said:

That shark attack video is grizzly. That’s one of my phobias. That and gators. Really anything from the water that can take you down.I

On occasion here in Jax Beach FL, animal control will have to come pull a gator from the surf

 

Sleep well!