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Posted
47 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I knew you were a stone-cold incel loser, but now I know why.  Never arrested in Uvalde....what real man HASN'T been arrested in Uvalde county?

Someone who's never been to Uvalde County? (raises hand)

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Lawyer rules: if you have the facts, pound on the facts.  If you have the law, pound on the law.  If you have neither, pound the table.  That last one is, always has been, and will remain Trump's strategy.

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When you really have neither, pound your shoe on the table.

And when you're out of ideas you could always throw a shoe.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Has to be ivanka 

 

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Double irony here is that in addition to wishing someone a "happy" Memorial Day, he apparently didn't have the day off.

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Posted
22 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Just switched to Fox out of morbid curiosity.  It’s The Five.  Jesse Waters, Gutfeld, Judge Jeanine and two people I don’t know.

“But Biden, and Hillary, and Hunter Biden and China!”

Also, “it’s just an indictment, not a conviction!  Indictments always look bad and then it falls apart.”

And: “This isn’t about breaking the law.  It’s about breaking Trump!  This is all politics.”

Also, apparently there are “shocking new details of a corrupt scheme” involving Biden and bribery coming up after the break.

So, basically … get ready for a whole lot of bullshit from 46% of the country. 

I listed to Fox News earlier, and they were somewhat sane. 

Posted
35 minutes ago, GenXer said:

I always store my top secret information beside the shitter. Makes for great reading material. And, it’s useful when I run out of toilet paper.

So did Walter White.

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The amazing thing is that if he had just returned the documents once they were discovered as unaccounted for, none of this happens.  
 

as per usual, it’s the cover up not the crime. 
 

he could have given the costanza defense, returned them, and kept on keeping on.  
 

but he couldn’t. Because he is him. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

He could try to okey doke I'm just a dumbass congenital liar and so fucking stupid that the inferences here don't apply because I'm not a sentient human being.  But that's going to be tough without him taking the stand.

throw in an "everyone knows i don't read" and you've got arguably the best possible defense he could mount.

if i was his attorney i would try to prove dementia and senility, provide hundreds of other examples, and then would get fired.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

throw in an "everyone knows i don't read" and you've got arguably the best possible defense he could mount.

if i was his attorney i would try to prove dementia and senility, provide hundreds of other examples, and then would get fired.

If I was his attorney, I'd asked for a lot of cash up front.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Naah.  My offer is "you will suffer.  In prison, you will suffer unspeakably.  So...."

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Then hand him a cyanide pill and walk away.

 

But the cyanide pill is secretly filled with ebola 

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Posted
18 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

While true, I think the very best we could expect before some CR themed post hit is about - three posts?

The downside is, we will never know what Mulletfree thinks about this. 

One of GRUHorn/Mullet Free, or Donkey Cigars/Hamster Hookah is now posting as Proust Bag. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, G650 said:

Man, it's bananas a man that stupid can be elected President

Trump being President says so much about our country.

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Posted
40 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hell, I am.

Pat Robertson died this week.  Trump indicted.  Nate Paul got picked up by the feds on more charges, making Paxton and his backers squirm. Ukrainians are doing their thing.  A relative is getting out of the hospital.

Fantastic week.

Gaetz and Santos shitstorms potentially heating up as well

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Posted
36 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Just took a look over at Texags.....

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Don't care much for 45 anymore, but this is raging hypocrisy by the feds and this administration. And not a single person on the other side will stand up and say so.

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Trump is being indicted for crimes Biden committed.

What a country…

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

 

Also, apparently there are “shocking new details of a corrupt scheme” involving Biden and bribery coming up after the break.

 

Bah gawd, that's Incredulity's music! 

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Posted
3 hours ago, tx ind said:

it has to be real, there's not another person in America that would have that bathroom

 

3 hours ago, yoladu said:

a chandelier in a bathroom? this pic checks out.

Yeah I can just hear Robin Leach describing it in Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. Champagne wishes and caviar dreams, indeed.

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THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL THIS TIME
Don't you need to go dust your Greg Davis memorabilia collection instead of spiking the ball when you're only at the 50?
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Posted
6 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

So assuming Kash Patel isn’t indicted are we assuming he flipped for an immunity deal?

I don’t know man.   Looks puckered.  

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Posted
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Elderly millennials and young gen xers?  Do either of those cohorts exist?  In the real world I mean. 

Sir, this is a snow cone stand.  

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Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Also....anyone want to lay percentage odds on an assassination attempt of a prosecutor and/or other DOJ official "deemed responsible by MAGA" within the next year?

I say 80%.  And probably bet the over.

Once a jury has been picked, odds on actual attacks on one or more of them?  Make your predictions here.

It either happens or it doesn’t. You can’t calculate the odds after the fact. Over/under bets are on totals. So you could set the total at 2.5 prosecutors attacked and then bet over or under that number. I’d take the under because of how aggressively the DOJ has gone after Jan. 6 insurrectionists.

I’d put the odds of some of the people on the prosecutorial side getting death threats from MAGA nutjobs at 100%. That seems to happen to everyone who Trump sees as an enemy. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

you got negged by a certified bitch

That was quite the drive by, wasn't it?   Not a peep from him in this thread or the DT thread....

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Posted
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hell, I am.

Pat Robertson died this week.  Trump indicted.  Nate Paul got picked up by the feds on more charges, making Paxton and his backers squirm. Ukrainians are doing their thing.  A relative is getting out of the hospital.

Fantastic week.

And James Watt died too. 

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