Former President Donald Trump Indicted

[Bullneck 19,206]

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45,727]

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

Probably not a political thread, imo. 

More of a historical one, really.

[Bullneck 19,206]

5 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Probably not a political thread, imo. 

Current events, maybe?  I don't know if anyone really follows these things that closely.  

[YGIFS 19,452]

I mean, not even news/DT worthy.  We've had multiple former Presidents since Nixon indicted for crimes.  Fucking lame.  Move thread, totally a non-news worthy issue.  Not like it's gonna effect everything from the stock market to Ukraine.  

[Beau Vine 54,415]

Mods gonna delete this one, too?

[YGIFS 19,452]

Well yeah, duh.  Obviously.  A U.S. president indicted for a felony.  Fucking old news asshat.  

[pearlandhorn 3,274]

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Well yeah, duh.  Obviously.  A U.S. president indicted for a felony.  Fucking old news asshat.  

Felony?

[YGIFS 19,452]

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

Felony?

okay, misdemeanor?  What words can I use to assuage your delicate, snowflake, pussy ass?  Serious question, what language do you require so as not to shoot up the party i'm having tomorrow?  BEcause we are smoking lightning and shooting up thunder.  Gonna be up for awhile now sweetheart and I called in a favor, have round the clock DPS security for as long as I want it.  Must suck being insignificant and getting more so by the hour.

[F250 28,817]

9 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Felony?

[YGIFS 19,452]

Well Stormy was a high class gal.  But it's not news, it's purely political.  So to the CR.  All crimes are politically motivated.

shit.  have to edit

hey pearland---------you're really not gonna like what happens next.  Delete thread.  Try jerking off while crying over a dead body.  

Edited March 31, 2023 by YGIFS
forgot compulsory thoughts & prayers. Solves everything. does being stupid hurt?

[Neonmoon 38,130]

[YGIFS 19,452]

I liked her idea better.  I’m snorting my tax returns and filling out my bath salts.  Let’s do this!

[Celery Man 20,996]

Meanwhile in Jersey, Chris Christie has been indicted in connection with a hush puppy scheme.

[Hefeweizen 5,332]

I believe he was indicated.

 

 Minor spelling mistake.

[Biff Tannen 45,727]

1 hour ago, Hefeweizen said:

I believe he was indicated.

 

 Minor spelling mistake.

Or possibly implicated.

[Bevo 13,600]

"Hush Money payments scheme" or settlement?

[Bullneck 19,206]

Just now, Bevo said:

"Hush Money payments scheme" or settlement?

[millhouse 2,617]

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

Meanwhile in Jersey, Chris Christie has been indicted in connection with a hush puppy scheme.

Tartar-gate?

[Anastasis 23,482]

42 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Those are not. But now I am thinking about boudin balls. 

[F250 28,817]

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

Meanwhile in Jersey, Chris Christie has been indicted in connection with a hush puppy scheme.

What kind of damage do you think Christie is capable of doing at Long John Silver's?

"I'll take two dozen hush puppies and the Gulf of Mexico tailgate party package. Throw in a 32 oz cup of grease from your deep fryer too."

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

if all we get out of this is a mugshot, it'll be worth it.

[JMFP 1,120]

So if he goes to prison, would the secret service go with him?

[conVINCEd 21,469]

5 minutes ago, JMFP said:

So if he goes to prison, would the secret service go with him?

Would really suck to be the secret service agent with the least seniority.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,920]

Probably house arrest with an ankle monitor.  Do they make them that big?

[JMFP 1,120]

4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Probably house arrest with an ankle monitor.  Do they make them that big?

Yeah, they make pretty big houses... 

[RDCanecutter 26,468]

14 hours ago, F250 said:

What kind of damage do you think Christie is capable of doing at Long John Silver's?

"I'll take two dozen hush puppies and the Gulf of Mexico tailgate party package. Throw in a 32 oz cup of grease from your deep fryer too."

 

Long John Silver's has two escape parachutes that will save your health even after a Long John Silver's meal.

First, take big swigs from the malt vinegar bottle. This will thin the blood and blow out any grease blobs clogging your arteries. Next, scarf down the cole slaw. This will scrape clean your intestinal tract and blow you free of any downed trees stuck in the colon canal.

Those two things, taken faithfully, will give you a marathon runner's body.

[Chad Fuck 17,755]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Long John Silver's has two escape parachutes that will save your health even after a Long John Silver's meal.

First, take big swigs from the malt vinegar bottle. This will thin the blood and blow out any grease blobs clogging your arteries. Next, scarf down the cole slaw. This will scrape clean your intestinal tract and blow you free of any downed trees stuck in the colon canal.

Those two things, taken faithfully, will give you a marathon runner's body.

And when you're done with all that, go home and swig a pint of Clorox, so your entire system is completely clean, mouth to bleached anus.  

Also gets rid of Covid.  

[Lhorn 4,950]

16 hours ago, YGIFS said:

okay, misdemeanor?  What words can I use to assuage your delicate, snowflake, pussy ass?  

Alternatively you could try to be accurate instead of acting like a cunt when you get corrected?  

[Nicole44 22,077]

14 hours ago, F250 said:

What kind of damage do you think Christie is capable of doing at Long John Silver's?

"I'll take two dozen hush puppies and the Gulf of Mexico tailgate party package. Throw in a 32 oz cup of grease from your deep fryer too."

 

 

[Pig Bellmont 8,736]

23 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

Felony?

So umm yes?

[Biff Tannen 45,727]

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

He’s now qualified to be the chancellor of Ole Miss.

Or the AG of Texas

[Armybrat 40,894]

I laughed when the news first popped up. 
Like the construction of the 620/Chisholm Trail railroad overpass on the west side of Round Rock, about 25 years late. 
They should get Judge Judy to preside over the trial. 
Prime time entertainment. 
 

[Serak The Preparer 3,431]

28 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I laughed when the news first popped up. 
Like the construction of the 620/Chisholm Trail railroad overpass on the west side of Round Rock, about 25 years late. 
They should get Judge Judy to preside over the trial. 
Prime time entertainment. 
 

Nah man, you're missing the obvious:

[nbmishoid 962]

I’ll take that hangin’ judge fella from Rock Ridge.  

[Longhornstampede 3,186]

On 3/30/2023 at 9:22 PM, Celery Man said:

Meanwhile in Jersey, Chris Christie has been indicted in connection with a hush puppy scheme.

I KNOW you meant to say INFLATED with HUSH PUPPIES. Amirite? 

[HamsterHookah 112]

It represents the new split-screen reality for Trump as he submits to the dour demands of the American criminal justice system while projecting an aura of defiance and victimhood at celebratory campaign events.

Wearing his signature dark suit and red tie, Trump turned and waved to crowds outside the building before heading inside to be fingerprinted and processed. He arrived at court in an eight-car motorcade from Trump Tower, communicating in real time his anger at the process.

“Heading to Lower Manhattan, the Courthouse,” the voluble ex-president posted on his Truth Social platform. “Seems so SURREAL — WOW, they are going to ARREST ME. Can’t believe this is happening in America. MAGA!”

[Pig Bellmont 8,736]

On 3/30/2023 at 9:26 PM, pearlandhorn said:

Felony?

Well I guess it wasn’t just one felony but 34 of them. 

[YGIFS 19,452]

19 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Well I guess it wasn’t just one felony but 34 of them. 

Yes, but with #34...you get Egg Roll (it's funny because the Courthouse is right by Chinatown because most Americans don't understand NYC)

[Chopper 17,245]

34 felonies? And that's before Georgia and USDOJ. What's the over/under for a combined total?

[Chopper 17,245]

All that security but nobody bothered to hold open the door lmao

 

[Bevo 13,600]

Question about the Grand Jury. In a homogenous population like Houston Memorial, Manhattan, Highland Park and San Francisco is it possible for the DA to stack the Grand Jury? How is selection done? 

[YGIFS 19,452]

Nice little touch that Commander Dipshit had to hold his own door for a hot second.  

[Chopper 17,245]

 

 

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[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

[aggie08 21,530]

Definitely weird being underwhelmed by the charges. It's just a presidential candidate banging a pornstar, using campaign funds to pay for her silence because he's too poor/corrupt to spend his own money, falsifying the documents around it, and already sending his lawyer to jail to be the fall guy. A decade ago, that's the biggest presidential scandal ever. Now, it's "meh."

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Just now, aggie08 said:

using campaign funds to pay for her silence because he's too poor/corrupt to spend his own money, 

This is what happens when you get your news from CR/Twitter.

He's being charged with USING HIS OWN MONEY not campaign funds. Ironically, if he used campaign funds, the charge would make more sense. 

[GoPokes83 2,240]

Don’t give a solitary shit about any of this, but I was a little irked that he was arrested and fingerprinted, but no mugshot was taken. Not saying they should have performed a cavity search, but if a mugshot’s required for every other person arrested…

[UnivTex34 1,763]

5 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Don’t give a solitary shit about any of this, but I was a little irked that he was arrested and fingerprinted, but no mugshot was taken. Not saying they should have performed a cavity search, but if a mugshot’s required for every other person arrested…

From what I have read, NYC does not release mugshots to the public. 

Edited April 5, 2023 by UnivTex34

[GoPokes83 2,240]

From what I have read, NYC does not release mugshots to the public. 

News said he didn’t have one taken