2023 Rangers/Astros thread of hate

[Fondren & Main 6718]

23 minutes ago, beer said:

So everyone agrees that Altuve alone did not cheat? 

You should probably stop watching since Palmeiro and ARod were two of the biggest cheats…well, you should stop watching because you’re a gaping pussy.

Edited October 21, 2023 by Fondren & Main

[formermav43 4606]

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Also, I have no problem with García's reaction in that moment. He also gets the benefit of knowing he was super roided up. Nobody should have been ejected on either side. 

More accurate.

[HOOKEM4 5037]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lulz.  being a rangers fan has almost killed me twice now.  I think I'm gonna check out for another 12 years.

If 2011 didn't kill you, you can't be killed.

[Zepol87 9188]

42 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

All time soul snatching win right there

Sadly I can’t disagree 

[Horn Dogg 3902]

Fuck the Rangers!

[Teddyballgame 441]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Guess who has emptied the benches multiple times vs the Astros.
Yessir.  The bitches from Arlington.  Starts yelling at Maldy like he threw it.  LOL.
 
Let's fucking go.

Keep condoning pussy shit. Typical aggy

Always confusing to me whenAstros fans are called aggy when it’s actually the rangers fans who are jealous of their Daddy.  Exactly like a fucking aggy

[futureman 22468]

3 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

If 2011 didn't kill you, you can't be killed.

I’m dead inside though.  Enjoy it. 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3286]

 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

54 minutes ago, Teddyballgame said:

Always confusing to me whenAstros fans are called aggy when it’s actually the rangers fans who are jealous of their Daddy.  Exactly like a fucking aggy

It’s VERY clear by these threads and comments and on the field results who is the A&M 

[tx 3 putt 76980]

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Y’all know who to blame right?

 

take your base like a man

[TexArcher 37818]

57 minutes ago, Teddyballgame said:

Always confusing to me whenAstros fans are called aggy when it’s actually the rangers fans who are jealous of their Daddy.  Exactly like a fucking aggy

The ones with all the rings can't be the aggy........

[tx 3 putt 76980]

[tx 3 putt 76980]

 

[TonyTexas 10515]

18 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

The ones with all the rings can't be the aggy........

You might want to use a different argument 

 

[tchookem 3900]

I suck at this

[tx ind 7013]

[tx 3 putt 76980]

 

[Boss Hogg 808]

The slow walk to first was whatever. It really was the bat slam that did it.

And yes, they totally hit him on purpose. And he deserved it in a nice, old school kinda way. 

 

Get fucked, Rangers 

[tx 3 putt 76980]

 

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

Have you guys realized that your team 10000% wins that game if Adolis just jogs to first? Abreu didn’t have it and would have given up runs, The Clerk would have stayed warm, and no way in hell Dusty pinch hits Diaz or Singleton.

Down 3-2 purely because your roided up psychopath couldn’t keep his cool. I’d walk into traffic.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3286]

Hey look Dak found one too:

 

[Boss Hogg 808]

1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Hey look Dak found one too:

 

Is there any worse person than the one that thinks the upside down Dallas caps are cool?

[Dutchrudder 11139]

delete

 

Edited October 21, 2023 by Dutchrudder

[Guest]

In the feed this morning.  I did laugh.

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19194]

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Such cunts.  Yordan excluded.

Cry more.

[Fudge Nuggets 19194]

12 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

 

Champman's reaction will always be #1.  The way he just stood out there even though the game was over tips it in his favor.

[Gourmand 7774]

Have you guys realized that your team 10000% wins that game if Adolis just jogs to first? Abreu didn’t have it and would have given up runs, The Clerk would have stayed warm, and no way in hell Dusty pinch hits Diaz or Singleton.

Down 3-2 purely because your roided up psychopath couldn’t keep his cool. I’d walk into traffic.

In the 6th inning of a two-run game! And then tops it with his stupidity in the 8th.

What a total clown. Take that L motherfuckers!

[Pimphand 5756]

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Tiff is from Dallas so this checks out.

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

In the 6th inning of a two-run game!

What a total clown. Take that L motherfuckers!
 

*8th

[Pimphand 5756]

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Champman's reaction will always be #1.  The way he just stood out there even though the game was over tips it in his favor.

Yeah Chapman was HOF worthy. I actually felt bad for LeClerc that he got put through the ringer. Bochy definitely botched it bringing him in to face Brantley in the 8th

[Gourmand 7774]

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

*8th

right, I was commenting initially on his HR antics that preceded the brouhaha. 

[Gourmand 7774]

Here's how it's done, Rangers fans.

No slow walk out of the box. No bat slam. No grandiose stomping on home plate, no Joe Kelly/Marcus Semien clown face. 

The GOAT delivered ANOTHER EPIC MOMENT in the top of the ninth of an October playoff game and shoved it deep up your asses and made y'all cry like a bitch but acted like it was Tuesday.

Sucks to be you.

Edited October 21, 2023 by Gourmand

[ChickenSandwich 9839]

Helo and Garcia both buy their gold chains from Amazon. 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3286]

29 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Here's how it's done, Rangers fans.

No slow walk out of the box. No bat slam. No grandiose stomping on home plate, no Joe Kelly/Marcus Semien clown face. 

The GOAT delivered ANOTHER EPIC MOMENT in the top of the ninth of an October playoff game and shoved it deep up your asses and made y'all cry like a bitch but acted like it was Tuesday.

Sucks to be you.

Maybe an unpopular opinion but ill cut Garcia a bit of slack, its not like his roided up ass or the Rangers have done anything in the last 12 years to warrant celebrating a 2 run HR like that, so let the guy have some fun…but you gotta win the game after you do that or you are gonna get rightfully clowned forever

Edited October 21, 2023 by Evil Bill Obrien

[Guadaloopy 10973]

35 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Here's how it's done, Rangers fans.

No slow walk out of the box. No bat slam. No grandiose stomping on home plate, no Joe Kelly/Marcus Semien clown face. 

The GOAT delivered ANOTHER EPIC MOMENT in the top of the ninth of an October playoff game and shoved it deep up your asses and made y'all cry like a bitch but acted like it was Tuesday.

Sucks to be you.

This angle is amazing due to the immediate Ranger surrender cobra in the background.   

[Pimphand 5756]

5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

This angle is amazing due to the immediate Ranger surrender cobra in the background.   

We know where they get that reaction from.....

 

[Guadaloopy 10973]

8 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Maybe an unpopular opinion but ill cut Garcia a bit of slack, its not like his roided up ass or the Rangers have done anything in the last 12 years to warrant celebrating a 2 run HR like that, so let the guy have some fun…but you gotta win the game after you do that or you are gonna get rightfully clowned forever

Like Culberson doing airplane arms around the bases in G2 of the 2017 WS after a solo shot that didn’t even tie a game that they would lose five minutes later.  

[ztejas 43457]

Great post from @Hornius Emeritus on the series.

Edited October 21, 2023 by ztejas

[Frank Drebin 5642]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Great post from @Hornius Emeritus on the series.

[Gourmand 7774]

fuck all that indeed.

this is no time for bothsides bullshit.

[rvm96 1643]

11 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Have you guys realized that your team 10000% wins that game if Adolis just jogs to first? Abreu didn’t have it and would have given up runs, The Clerk would have stayed warm, and no way in hell Dusty pinch hits Diaz or Singleton.

Down 3-2 purely because your roided up psychopath couldn’t keep his cool. I’d walk into traffic.

I would disagree with the the assertion that about Dusty not pinch hitting Diaz there. Diaz has pinch hit late in every game this postseason if he Astros were losing.

[Boss Hogg 808]

16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Such cunts.  Yordan excluded.

 

16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I couldn't give two shits about "home plate escapades" because I'm not a cunt.  

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12463]

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Totally agree. That guy needs to have his head examined.

[Macklemore 2872]

This assclown is a Helo level idiot 

 

[Pimphand 5756]

9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

This assclown is a Helo level idiot 

 

You want haters. Haters hate good shit.

 

[Gourmand 7774]

He's also a Dodgers fan so it makes sense that he's a fucking moron.

[Pimphand 5756]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

He's also a Dodgers fan so it makes sense that he's a fucking moron.

 

[DaysOff 7951]

Never heard of him.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3286]

Little wikipedia vandalism never hurt anybody 

 

[Born to Run 6569]

Little wikipedia vandalism never hurt anybody 

 

Can you replace Morgan Wallen with Paul Wall?