2023 Rangers/Astros thread of hate

[Guadaloopy 10971]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

We’re here.  Enduring.  

I meant at the game lol

Well it’s a school night, of course.  

[Trey3216 15346]

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Damn that's a lot of empty seats 

Fire Drill!!!   

[Vic Mackey 47039]

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[rpspeed 1363]

29 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fucking dorks

Knock Knock…

 

- Who’s there?

 

Astro…

 

 - Astro who?

 

Astro naut going to the World Series.

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Houston fans have to wear the early exit, but let’s not act like the exact same shit wouldn’t happen if the roles were reversed and the Astros were blowing out the Rangers in their place.  

[ztejas 43452]

Before we get into things, I'd like to take a quick moment to congratulate Houston on their 2023 AL West division championship.

[Fudbelty 2788]

“Oopsie”

[DigDug 1669]

Hahahahah hope he snapped it

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Just now, DigDug said:

Hahahahah hope he snapped it

Trash. 

[Fudbelty 2788]

Trash. 

Take the L to your thread, pussy.

[Vic Mackey 47039]

Trash. 

Cans?

[gsoda3 3262]

This feels familiar.

[Zepol87 9186]

El Bombi broke them bitches

[David Dennison 18860]

4 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

The best part of beating the Astros is Justin Verlander's fat sad face.

He has two rings and Kate Upton to console him. 

I think he'll be OK.

[Fudbelty 2788]

Take the L to your thread, pussy.

Motherfucker. I’ll fully accept a my bad here. I’ve stayed out of this thread all year and replied. I’ll take the L.

[Vic Mackey 47039]

Heh

[Trey3216 15346]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He has two rings and Kate Upton to console him. 

I think he'll be OK.

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

14 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Houston fans have to wear the early exit, but let’s not act like the exact same shit wouldn’t happen if the roles were reversed and the Astros were blowing out the Rangers in their place.  

[ITHorn 801]

Ok that definitely doesn’t count towards any post season totals because the game was already decided? Isn’t that how this works?

[rvm96 1643]

I will say congrats to the Rangers but also fuck you. 

[Beau Vine 54230]

Need a win probability on that HR.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2949]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Need a win probability on that HR.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Houston, you guys can keep the boot and the West. We’ll take the AL from here.

[mdmost 43002]

16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He has two rings and Kate Upton to console him. 

I think he'll be OK.

But you won't be. 

[Quagmire 2147]

Clutch city ?

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2949]

Slept they dynasty

[fellside 1114]

Poooooooooor Aggies

[Pato del Muerto 52499]

28 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Houston fans have to wear the early exit, but let’s not act like the exact same shit wouldn’t happen if the roles were reversed and the Astros were blowing out the Rangers in their place.  

I guess we’ll never know. 
 

-A Bregman

[gofuckyourself 8240]

28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Before we get into things, I'd like to take a quick moment to congratulate Houston on their 2023 AL West division championship.

Someone check to see if it's okay if the Rangers celebrate tonight.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I guess we’ll never know. 
 

-A Bregman

Holy shit sir. You fucking win the gotdamn evening.

[Guadaloopy 10971]

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Congrats on the win. If you don’t take that final step you will take it to your fucking grave. 
no pressure. 

[Guadaloopy 10971]

5 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Slept they dynasty

LOL, no.  See you next year.  

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Cheating era over.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

He came through for you guys again! The best fans.

[DigDug 1669]

31 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Trash. 

You are the cunts started throwing at people.  Fuck you and fuck your entire piece of shit town.

[Pato del Muerto 52499]

Cruz curse > helobious curse

Which could be an issue for the next series.  Maybe there will be some sort of double cross effect. 

[Vic Mackey 47039]

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[DigDug 1669]

We are about to take a post-game piss right in the middle of our new stadium.

[DigDug 1669]

Somebody get those idiots in orange shirts in the background out of our stadium.

[David Dennison 18860]

2 minutes ago, DigDug said:

We are about to take a post-game piss right in the middle of our new stadium.

It's definitely fun.

[Pato del Muerto 52499]

On 10/21/2023 at 1:07 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Little wikipedia vandalism never hurt anybody 

 

So who owns Minute Maid at this time?  Is it the team currwntly receiving the trophies there?

[David Dennison 18860]

You know, y'all better win it all or this thread is gonna be hilarious.

[Vic Mackey 47039]

You know, y'all better win it all or this thread is gonna be hilarious.

How?? Rangers already won this thread. It's put to bed. What happens next has zero to do with this.

[Bozo_Casanova 26466]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52499]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

You know, y'all better win it all or this thread is gonna be hilarious.

It hilarious right now. Look at the thread title. Nothing about Arizona or Philly there. 

[cafe society 2871]

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Meh bitch even if we lost 72-1 you would still have to jump and swing up just to hit us in the knees.

Also have fun being Philadelphia's biznatch.

 

You're not original, but you are prolific.  I think there's a couple of more threads in which you can post your butthurt ragey wit. 

[Beau Vine 54230]

I bought a house in Colorado this morning.  Drank a bottle of champagne this afternoon.  And we're finishing the day with this?

Today has been:

[Bozo_Casanova 26466]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You know, y'all better win it all or this thread is gonna be hilarious.

Aggy

[Helobious 9454]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You know, y'all better win it all or this thread is gonna be hilarious.

They knocked you out of the playoffs and won the pennant in the process. They have ultimate bragging rights on you until you can return the favor and eliminate them or win a pennant. That’s how rivalries work

[Pimphand 5752]

1 minute ago, cafe society said:

You're not original, but you are prolific.  I think there's a couple of more threads in which you can post your butthurt ragey wit. 

You poor dumb stupid scrub enjoy the colorectomy.