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On 4/3/2023 at 9:08 AM, TexArcher said:

Oh, look, the fair weather Rangers fans have awoken from their decade of slumber.  

Look, your pitching improved significantly, maybe enough to go from an abysmal 68-94 all the way to a mediocre 81-81.  But deGrom is a huge injury risk and Perez is a huge regression risk.  If both of those things go wrong, you might very well lose 90+ again.

So, don't start daydreaming about winning our division.  That would be pathetic even for the guys who think the Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl every year.  Even if y'all somehow miracle your way to 90 wins, you're still gonna be 10 to 15 games behind Houston.  Which is better than 38, like last season.  Jesus, 38.  But sign a couple of pitchers, and here y'all are, thumping your underdeveloped chests again.  It's actually kind of adorable, like when a Down Syndrome kid puts on a superhero costume.

In conclusion, the Rangers suck, Arlington sucks, your fair weather fanbase sucks, you suck, and your mom sucks.  And this thread will be a ghost town by July 4th.  Again.

 

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Before we get into things, I'd like to take a quick moment to congratulate Houston on their 2023 AL West division championship.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

They knocked you out of the playoffs and won the pennant in the process. They have ultimate bragging rights on you until you can return the favor and eliminate them or win a pennant. That’s how rivalries work

And Houston has knocked your bandwagon boys out FOUR consecutive times, so you can go sit your mansplaining ass down over there.

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Congrats to the 2023 Texas Rangers....2023 AL Champions!! What is especially gratifying is that ii happened on the Astro grass!!  To the guys and gals out there who are Astros fans, I know that you are feeling down right now. I do not wish to rub it in. After the Ranger beat the best teams in the AL then your team in the ALCS, I just hope that my hometown team has earned your respect.

 

 

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Sadly that's the full on panic from anyone who works for, in or around the Astros.  They are flashing back to the astros historical attendance norm and realizing they are all fucked.  I have a buddy who is pretty high up in a contractor at minute maid and he said they are rolling out plans to slim down staffing if this year continues to go down the toilet.  

If this team continues to implode and goes .300 over the remaining games this season they full well know opening day next year is 5,000 people playing hooky from work.  The Astros are about to go back where they belong, the sewer of baseball.

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Again, congrats.  

We'll be right back in the ALCS for at least three more years.  I'm wearing a World Champions t-shirt right now.  And, another will come before this one fades.  It's all good.

Losing this game would have crushed y'all.  We know we'll be right back.  So, who are y'all calling aggy?

See y'all next year.  Fatasses.

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Just now, Beau Vine said:

Sadly that's the full on panic from anyone who works for, in or around the Astros.  They are flashing back to the astros historical attendance norm and realizing they are all fucked.  I have a buddy who is pretty high up in a contractor at minute maid and he said they are rolling out plans to slim down staffing if this year continues to go down the toilet.  

If this team continues to implode and goes .300 over the remaining games this season they full well know opening day next year is 5,000 people playing hooky from work.  The Astros are about to go back where they belong, the sewer of baseball.

I mean, maybe. 

But probably not.

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Again, congrats.  
We'll be right back in the ALCS for at least three more years.  I'm wearing a World Champions t-shirt right now.  And, another will come before this one fades.  It's all good.
Losing this game would have crushed y'all.  We know we'll be right back.  So, who are y'all calling aggy?
See y'all next year.  Fatasses.
This post reeks of aggy. Dismissing this as no big deal and diminishing the little ol Rangers disposing of Houston after being down 3-2 and how they lost game 7.
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2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:
Again, congrats.  
We'll be right back in the ALCS for at least three more years.  I'm wearing a World Champions t-shirt right now.  And, another will come before this one fades.  It's all good.
Losing this game would have crushed y'all.  We know we'll be right back.  So, who are y'all calling aggy?
See y'all next year.  Fatasses.

This post reeks of aggy. Dismissing this as no big deal and diminishing the little ol Rangers disposing of Houston after being down 3-2 and how they lost game 7.

It's a big deal and a well earned pennant.

But if you lose the World Series it won't be nearly as sweet.

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Just now, David Dennison said:

It's a big deal and a well earned pennant.

But if you lose the World Series it won't be nearly as sweet.

Yeah, it is a big deal.  My point was that losing this would have hurt them more than it hurts us.  Because we know we'll be back for #8 in a row next year and they know they've never won shit.

And, until they do, all theh have is aggy jokes that don't even make any sense.

But, hey, enjoy your schadenfreude tonight.  Your boys earned it.  For now.

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