2023 Rangers/Astros thread of hate

[Vic Mackey 47978]

Hi Houston. Y'all done with Minnesota yet?

[msucolt45 4234]

Great job with B Boche as manager. He and Dusty “might” be a MLB record for ages combined for Managers in the ALCS.

Hook’em!!!

[UTPhil2006 3930]

1 minute ago, BeardIP said:

Sweeping the two teams with the best record in the AL to do it, no less.

Keep going please Helo 

[Planet Houston 4950]

[Pato del Muerto 53543]

Houston fans, you’re welcome for the prime time, after work hours slot. 

[Planet Houston 4950]

We are used to prime time in late October. Thanks for the concern. 

Also - @brojangles2 - you realize others can see your neg? You are a little bitch in a hate thread. Sorry our residency in the ALCS the last six years get your panties in such a wad. 😂

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3652]

[Horn80 6361]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hi Houston. Y'all done with Minnesota yet?
 

You called

[Macklemore 2945]

Arlington — it’s on bitches. Can’t wait.

[cabowabo 4692]

Come and get some Ranger bitches.  

[ztejas 44233]

 

 

[UTexasFight 9819]

F selig 

[gofuckyourself 9089]

Ted Cruz throwing out the first pitch in Game 1?

[Ignatius 4146]

Wanted a Rangers/Astros World Series every year when I was a kid (which was a long fucking time ago), glad to see the two Texas teams finally meet in the playoffs.

Having said that, all of you Astros fans can come suck the shit out of my ass - fuck you!

Edited October 12, 2023 by Ignatius

[Macklemore 2945]

The Battle for Texas is on. This is going to be fun. This thread will be lit!

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

7 straight ALCS appearances, not as good as Arlington but we’re trying to catch up to all those championships y’all won. Hope we can make a series out of this.

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

Wanted a Rangers/Astros World Series every year when I was a kid (which was a long fucking time ago), glad to see the two Texas teams finally meet in the playoffs.

Having said that, all of you Astros fans can come suck the shit out of my ass - fuck you!

There we go. Just some good old fashion hate talk. I like it. No negs in this thread unless you’re a pussy Mormon byu homo.

[NorthLoop 14498]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

7 straight ALCS appearances, not as good as Arlington but we’re trying to catch up to all those championships y’all won. Hope we can make a series out of this.

Lol "won"

[BigDHornfan 6630]

I only have one thing to say…

Fuck Houston.

[Helobious 9823]

#TeamRangers. Every baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

Edited October 12, 2023 by Helobious

[Pimphand 6373]

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

There we go. Just some good old fashion hate talk. I like it. No negs in this thread unless you’re a pussy Mormon byu homo.

Can we not neg Helo? He feels like the exception as a poser coat tail riding MFY fan. Everyone else is cool

[TexArcher 39074]

Let's do this thing.

Fuck allay'all credit card millionaire, leased BMW, fake Rolex, Just For Men, weird ass 40-year-old trolling Spring Break in Cancun fucking DFW losers.

[texasgangordie 100]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

#TeamRangers. Every baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

Every baseball fan that can spell conscience is not rooting for Arlington

[DaysOff 8212]

#TeamRangers. Every baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

There's your bandwagon arlington. You're fucked.

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

And they did the kiss of death chant. “We want Houston.. we want Houston” 

you got ‘em.

[Slacks 7066]

S E V EN F U C K I N G T I M E S.! ! ! 

[David Dennison 19560]

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

#TeamRangers. Every baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

I really hope for your sake that was auto-correct.

[Guest]

Rangers fans...

[TexArcher 39074]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

And they did the kiss of death chant. “We want Houston.. we want Houston” 

you got ‘em.

They'll probably boo Altuve, too.

In fairness, it's been so long since they had a deep run, they can't be expected to know how to act.

[Smax 3800]

9 and 4 rangers but hey the Astros League Championship Series should be easier

[UTPhil2006 3930]

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

#TeamRangers. Everyone baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

There it is. Thank you. 

[Trey3216 15452]

I hope Ted Cruz walks onto the field Sunday with that Silver boot and Adolis launches it up his and Houston’s collective sarlacc  pit of an asshole

Edited October 12, 2023 by Trey3216

[Smax 3800]

7 minutes ago, Helobious said:

#TeamRangers. Every baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

 

 

How them yankees doing?

[Trey3216 15452]

5 minutes ago, texasgangordie said:

Every baseball fan that can spell conscience is not rooting for Arlington

Every one that can’t smell hydrazine is not rooting for Houston 

[Helobious 9823]

3 minutes ago, texasgangordie said:

Every baseball fan that can spell conscience is not rooting for Arlington

I’m man enough to admit I didn’t know they were two different words. 

[Ignatius 4146]

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

#TeamRangers. Every baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

GODAMMIT!!!

Really, dude?

[gofuckyourself 9089]

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

There we go. Just some good old fashion hate talk. I like it. No negs in this thread unless you’re a pussy Mormon byu homo.

Someone had a neg on our beloved Helobius' post already. Oh, it's gone that fast...Astros fans backpedaling and changing their story already.

Neg away. Who gives a shit...this will be damn fun and I'm hoping for an all-timer 7 game classic battle royale.

No, not really. I want the fuckstain Astros and their shit-tarded, sanctimonious, human piece of diarrhea mascot Ted Cruz blown out in 4 straight.

And since the Rangers are peaking like a motherfucker, all of baseball just may get their wish.

Until then, fuck off Yankee fans, y'all are only slightly less despised than the Astros and AL West teams.

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

I’m man enough to admit I didn’t know they were two different words. 

[Trey3216 15452]

2 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

 

How them yankees doing?

Looking to buy $18 gold chains on Amazon so they can look as good as Helobious. 

[Beau Vine 55870]

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Someone had a neg on our beloved Helobius' post already. Oh, it's gone that fast...Astros fans backpedaling and changing their story already.

Neg away. Who gives a shit...this will be damn fun and I'm hoping for an all-timer 7 game classic battle royale.

No, not really. I want the fuckstain Astros and their shit-tarded, sanctimonious, human piece of diarrhea mascot Ted Cruz blown out in 4 straight.

And since the Rangers are peaking like a motherfucker, all of baseball just may get their wish.

Until then, fuck off Yankee fans, y'all are only slightly less despised than the Astros and AL West teams.

username checks out.

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I hope Ted Cruz walks onto the field Sunday with that Silver boot and Adolis launches it up his and Houston’s collective sarlacc  pit of an asshole

We all know that is possible, and the bigger likelihood is the Rangers coming up an out short.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3513]

19 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Wanted a Rangers/Astros World Series every year when I was a kid (which was a long fucking time ago), glad to see the two Texas teams finally meet in the playoffs.

Having said that, all of you Astros fans can come suck the shit out of my ass - fuck you!

Glad the Rangers finally stopped sucking ass long enough to make this playoff matchup happen, gonna be fun

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Someone had a neg on our beloved Helobius' post already. Oh, it's gone that fast...Astros fans backpedaling and changing their story already.

Neg away. Who gives a shit...this will be damn fun and I'm hoping for an all-timer 7 game classic battle royale.

No, not really. I want the fuckstain Astros and their shit-tarded, sanctimonious, human piece of diarrhea mascot Ted Cruz blown out in 4 straight.

And since the Rangers are peaking like a motherfucker, all of baseball just may get their wish.

Until then, fuck off Yankee fans, y'all are only slightly less despised than the Astros and AL West teams.

suit up you stupid  motherfucker.  You're about to get what you ask for.

 

[Helobious 9823]

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I mean I knew they were different but I had always thought that it was a gray/grey type of situation. Just learned that they mean different things. And you know 95% of America doesn’t know either. Whatever. Fuck Houston.

[TexArcher 39074]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

I mean I knew they were different but I had always thought that it was a gray/grey type of situation. Just learned that they mean different things. And you know 95% of America doesn’t know either. Whatever. Fuck Houston.

 

[Pato del Muerto 53543]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

And you know 95% of America doesn’t know either

Go ahead and cite/sight/site your source for that number

[NOOBSDUDE 596]

Rangers baby. We will take 1 of 2 to start the series in the shithole they call Houston.

[Trey3216 15452]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Go ahead and cite/sight/site your source for that number

C’mon, we all pail in comparison to His Yankeeness

[Fudge Nuggets 19462]

3 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Rangers baby. We will take 1 of 2 to start the series in the shithole they call Houston.

Perfect.  Gives us road field advantage.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3513]

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I mean I knew they were different but I had always thought that it was a gray/grey type of situation. Just learned that they mean different things. And you know 95% of America doesn’t know either. Whatever. Fuck Houston.

Was really looking forward to slapping the Yankees around again in the ALCS...shame